Dwarf in a Dungeon >It's good to be underground again.

>>52378134
>Dwarf.
>Not reacting to the potential goblins.

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>>52378134
Halfling in a dungeon
>I'm cold, my feet hurt, I wish I was back in my burrow smoking a blunt
>at least I can see and nothing can see me
>shame there's not enough space to fling stones at the tallsies

Human in a Dungeon
>Darkness like this really makes me want to breed with other races
>I wish I could see if the monster I'm fighting was hot or not
>I hope no one else in the party can see me fucking this hole in the masonry in the dark

Half-elf in a Dungeon
>being able to see in this darkness is quite arousing
>Why isn't everyone paying attention to my mediocrity and not the monsters?
>I hope everyone else can see me fucking this hole in the masonry in the dark

Half-orc in a Dungeon
>OW! Why doorway so small?
>OW! Why corridor ceiling so small?
>OW! Why elf slave so small?

>>52378134
> You need the elf guide to reach the dungeon through the savage wilds that surround it.
> You need the dwarf miner to guide you inside the underground dungeon.
It's a team, anon!

>>52378134
Dwarf in a Dungeon
>Aaaah yes, stench and lack of oxygen. All that fresh air topside was lessening my tolerance for body odor. Let's have another meal consisting of nothing but beer, meat and ripe cheese.
>Ah! I recognize this type of stonework! Cunningly disguised as wooden beams and clay bricks mass produced by humans. Dwarven work.
>Ach, quit yer whining. Yes, I left the wound fester for so long that it now requires a 3000gp salve to heal, but none of you girly longshanks can appreciate gold properly anyway.

Elf in a Dungeon
>Three groups of humanoids, one otygh, one group of men in plate armor moving cautiously but scraping their shoulders on the walls every few feet. Smell of incense? Dwarf won't shut up.
>Wyvern poison of mummy rot? Poison. Rust monster dust in pouch 3. Floor too clean, should have brought more slashing weapons.
>Shiny in the middle of an empty room, floor actually trapped instead of being a decoy. This job used to be exciting. Am I getting old? No, kobolds are just worthless. Dwarf is farting and laughing at the echoes.

>>52378470
This is more like it.

>>52378470
Shut up elfcuck.

Elves suck. Dwarf rule. When the time comes elfcucks will be hanging from the trees they love so much.

>>52378583
Day of the Saw when?

>>52378583
Put that katana away and stop being such an egdefag, jesus christ.

>>52378583
Cry some more, stumpy.

>>52378617
When they manage to reach the shelf.

>>52378617
you killed my sides.

>>52378660
Your daughter is hiding centerfolds with naked elf men under her bed, and you know it. Your mother did the same, and her mother too. You were the bitter consolation prize.

Also your metalworking sucks.

>Insinuate elves aren't hot shit like they claim
>Instant stream of autistic screeching, whining and vitriol
Elfcucks, ladies and gentlemen.

>>52378775
This thread was started by some anti-elffag, though.

>>52378788
Yes and you elfcucks couldn't just leave the thread alone and take it like little faggy pussybois you are.

>>52378470
>hurf durf im elf and im useful
Useful elf: said no one fucking ever.

>>52378775
>dwarf wank!
>dwarf wank!
>dwaaarf waaank!
>no one is helping me wank, they must be a shitty /v/ meme!
For the sake of everyone's dignity I'll assume your were just trolling.

>>52378836
Sorry for interrupting your safe space, but this is what usually happens when you instead of making a thread that is just about how much you like dwarves, you make one that is about how much you hate another fictional race. I found it funny how much being a dwarfaboo is defined by hating a thing, not by being content in liking something.

>>52378938
He actually made a second one. I'm going over there now.

>>52379013
He's having a sperg-out. Let's do something against this.

>>52378134
Oh no! did ribbon survive that trap?

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>>52379139
Ribbon is surprisingly durable for an elf.

>>52378306
>Darkness like this really makes me want to breed with the other races.

Humanity, truly a race designed to be raped.

Please don't bump this bait thread.

>>52378470
>Ah yes, spectacular craftsmanship on this bridge between two human cities. Dwarven work.
>A fine blade that we pulled from that elf-kings tomb, spectacular for gutting orcs. Dwarven work.
>What a wonderfully constructed hobbit hole. Such good construction can only be Dwarven work.

I'm beginning to think that maybe dwarves don't actually make anything.

>>52382065
What makes it bait?

>>52385866

The fact that it isn't filled to the brim with gushing unadulterated praise for Elves.

>Elfaboos genuinely think this way.