Roll 1d10, and use the result accordingly >1 = last fast food

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>52343634
Just how terrible is this going to turn out

>>52343723
So... Either Pro-Wrestling or Skateboarding?

>>52343634

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>52343634

>>52343764

A religious cult worshiping Donald Trump? Sounds pretty based to be honest.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>52343634
It's going to be porn, isn't it?

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>52343634
Holy shit this day is going to get LOVELY.

>>52344066
>Napoleon-worshipping cult.
This is a goldmine that will take time for me to process.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>52343634

>>52343634

roll for shiny and chrome

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>>52344038
Wow, it's not porn, it's better.

>Bow down before your new Overlord, the Deconstructor-General!

>>52344108
Oh boy

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>52343634

witness me

Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d9)

>>52344108

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>52343634
Let's see what the fuck happens

>>52344151
>Computer Science

>tenets
Logic, objectivity, efficiency
>symbols
computer peripherals (mice, keyboards, monitors)
>hymns
anything by Kraftwerk

>>52344150
Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a bestseller right?
Combined with History, There is now a cult dedicated to Cao Cao, the only one who actually tried to unfuck China.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>Musa I of Mali
Hmm. Could be neat.

>>52344249
Nocturnal Animals. It was great

Rolled 7 (1d10)

J.K. Rowling

Rolled 2 (1d10)

Let's see where it goes.

>>52344291
Assuming class books that I was forced to read don't count(It's a best seller because the author isn't a white man!) Then Ready Player One.

>>52343634
post number

>>52344290
Either Vince McMahon or Tenzing Norgay

>>52344311
I think I had a subway sandwich half a year ago

A devout cult found an ancient subway food production facility and cryo storage.
They believe their food is SUPER HEALTHY and their way of life is 'the life' to live.
They murder men, kidnap women and children and convert them to their weird subway cult.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>52343634
Alrighty then.

>>52344337
>They murder men, kidnap women and children and convert them to their weird subway cult.

Don't forget they diddle the children like their prophet.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>52343634

Rolled 4 (1d10)

What will it be?

It's a mystery!

>>52344425
Machiavelli is now venerated. It is a weird, secret cult that spread amongst the gang leaders of the Wasteland that encourage them to out-dick everyone else.

>>52344466
Ancient History! Well, that sounds like a dream age, to tell you the truth. Good for them.

>>52344346
>9 = Anything I want
Well now, that's just a cop out, so I'll go with post number instead.
>6 = the subject of the last board I visited other than /tg/
>/co/
Superhero comics are thought of as historically accurate, and two religions rise: DC and Marvel, each with their own pantheon.
The highest echelons of the cults are the bookkeepers, those who preserve the holy documents.
The main tenets are self improvement, hard work, and above all, friendship.

There are pretty much already symbols for each deity, and followers wear the icon of the particular god/godess they follow.
Even those who worship different deities see each other as brothers and sisters, provided the god they worship is from the same pantheon.

There is a rivalry between the worshippers of DC and Marvel, and depending on where you go, it shows in different ways. In some areas, it's a friendly rivalry, where the worshippers try to one-up each other and compete fairly. In other areas, there is a bitter hatred, and you need to be careful about who knows your allegiance, or the consequences could be fatal.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>52343634

Rolin

>>52344538
Football? So bloodbowl without the races i guess?

>>52343634
Please no frogposting on /tg/.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

Let's see.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>52343634

>>52343634
Awful

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>52343634

>>52345095
Most books were destroyed in the war, the nuclear fire or the resulting need for warmth in the harsh winters.
A small group of professors from a local university wrote a final set of tomes while consumed by radiation induced madness.
The Technicae Artis is subsequently worshipped by settlers and former studentd who found and studied it, later using it as a guide for mantaining and building machines and computers.
Later on it developped into a full blown cult.

I guess Ad Mech but more like the BoS.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>52343634

Rolled 9 (1d10)

Roll

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>52345547
Rerolling

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>52343634
This can only go so right.

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d9)

>>52345571

Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d9)

>>52345582
Uh oh

>>52345603
>Two fives
Last political figure I saw in the news was Trump. So this is a world ruled by /pol/ then?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

I hope it's good

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>52343634
Rill till

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d9)

>>52345677
a sign from the gods?

>>52345692
>McDonalds, /d/
>when morbid obesity and fat fetishists come together

>>52345681
Okay, so there is this monolith shaped as a SNES cart, the SMB theme is the anthem, and collector fags are even worse now, emufags get hanged on a weekly basis, and mentioning the PS2 or GBA brings in the secret police.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>52343634

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>>52343634
1 and 2
Shaurma and jojo
Somebody draw this thing MENACINGLY, probably delivering justice to some jerk

Rolled 8 (1d10)

Rolling

>>52347887
>tfw I honestly don't remember when I was watching any sports last time as it didn't happen in years and what it was
>tfw if fictional sports are to be counted it would totally be jugger
strangely fitting

>>52347948
ew I didn't read whole thing, so "played" also counds. Skateboarding then.

This is my board. There are many like it but this one is fucking mine.

Humanity has hidden itself in the ruins of cities as the interior got darker and darker. Without the fuel to power engines, bikes and skateboards became the main method of locomotion in the streets. But skateboard has one advantage - your hands are free and you can change directions rapidy using the environment. Skateboarder gangs learned how to mix their trix with gun-fu, creating a modern martial art, and soon a cult arose around that, an ideology of sorts, with skateboard at the center of it. Skateboarders formed orders and dojos, some of them evil gangs believing in their superiority over "walkers", ruling over them and exploiting. On the other hand, orders of ones who would defend common people appeared.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Let's do this.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>52343634
What are you on?
Seriously, this is too funny for someone sober to come up with.

>>52348166
>Gideon's Bible.
Welp, it's Clovis The Redeemer time!

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>52343634
fuck it let's do this

>>52348196
>HunterxHunter

Not much changes. I bet Joe's hunter association would have some killer exams though.

>>52343634
rolan

>>52348230

Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d9)

>>52348256
>>52348230
fug

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>>52348283
>8- Bodybuilding/weight liftan at the gym
>5- Trump

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Rolled 2 (1d10)

This will not end well

>>52350114
>last bestselling book you read
>A series of unfortunated events
So they worship bad luck? I've only read the first 3 books so I have no idea how will that go

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>52343634

>>52343748
both of those would be dope af for a post apocalypse setting

Rolled 2 (1d10)

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>52343634
Why not.

Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d9)

>>52350911

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>>52350560
>Mind Hunter: Inside the FBI's Elite Serial Crime Unit

I haven't finished it yet, but I suppose our tenet would be 'Behavior reflects personality,' as that seems to be a running theme. Crime investigating cult dressed in suits and badges, lots of emphasis on predicting who someone is/where they'll strike next based on subtle, barely there clues and evidence. Lots of arrests, interrogations, investigations, and paperwork after the job is done.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>52351894
>The English language
So just Mad Max then.

>>52343634

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>52343634

>>52352218
American Football then

chads everywhere

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I think this cult would do pretty well, honestly. Aside from eating their enemies to gain their protein, they'd be fun to be around.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>52343634

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>52343634
OK lets see

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>52343634

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>>52352483
>anything I want

WEEEW BORING ok uhhhhh

https://www.randomlists.com/things I used this to generate a random thing.

I got a Checkbook. They worship banking? Capitalism, I guess. They're all Ancap. Praise be to the profit margin.

>>52352523
People worship football? Sorry, South America is already there. Although imagining tribes built around soccer teams sounds pretty cool

>>52352553
>>52352230
Madmax already had crazies running around in football pads too

>>52343634
>5
>Paul Ryan

Hrmm

>>52352644
Blessed by Ryan the failure, who failed in every way and has no legacy, patron saint of pragmatic and competent lieutenants who are cucked by their incompetent and incoherent boss at every turn

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>52343634

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d10 + 1)

>>52353088
Oh fuck

>>52353100
Damn,so Ashton and the Lord of the Rings are going to make for an interesting combo

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>52343634

Rolled 1 (1d10)

lets go

>>52353193
Five Guys Burgers and Fries

rolled a 4, looks like everyone worships history. Hhm.... the apocalypse might not be so bad after all.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

rollin!!!

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>52343634

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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>52343634

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>52343634
C'mon 6, 7, 4 or 9!

>>52353884
>The local kebab shop
Huh.

HALAL! HALAL! IS THE GREATEST KIND OF MEAT! WE WILL FIGHT ALL WHO SAY OTHERWISE!

>>52343634
Here we go.