If there was a Space Marine chapter that said action movie one-liners

>>52335237
"Take the knot!"

>>52335237

Looks like you're urgin' for a purgin', heretics.

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>>52335237
Like, the entirety of Predator.

Don't the Imperial Fists already say " You've just been fisted"?

>>52335311
And Commando.
And Eraser.
And Running Man.
And Total Recall.
And The Last Action Hero.
And True Lies.

But predator is probably the most concentrated one.

>>52335237
In the Grey Knights novels, their kill-teams are always chanting "I am the Hammer, I am the point of his spear, I am the mail about his fist" whenever they fight daemons and shit.

That must be really obnoxious and confusing for heretics though, to have to listen to that shit being piped in through the vox-systems built into each space marine's suit. Imaging knowing exactly where the marines are because they won't shut up for five seconds, like hyper-muscled autistic children that love the Emperor and hate heresy.

>>52335265
>When first post is also the best post

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Could also grab some from Duke Nukem.

>>52337192
Now all I can think of are marines sprinting into combat just spamming "BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS" on full vox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno

>>52335237
If this were a thing that existed then 40k would actually be awesome.

>>52337654
There's an absolute fuckload of cheesy references and one-liners in 40k (Catachans are literally an entire guard regiment of Rambos), they're just all spread over the entirety of the franchise. Distilling it all into one chapter would be funny as fuck though.

>>52335237
I want a chapter that got low on requisition funds and had to install AdMech infomercial broadcasters on their suits along with some Rogue-Trader-sponsored logos.

I call them the Corporate Marines.

>>52338204
McMarines
Instead of combi bolters they're combo bolters
>I'd like a bolter combo with melta

>>52338274
>I'm sorry, the Flamer is not included in the combo, but if you buy the Primarch Plus package you get that and a Land Raider

>Hello, this is the McMarines support line, please hold, we'll get to your planet's issue in... 134 years

>>52338400
>Wait for 5000000 years to skip ad
>Inquisit-O's. It tastes so gooooood it's almost heretical

>>52335237
This thread is perfect for me, im playing a tank soldier armor specialist in prototype environmental protection armor, and he has 6 charisma. he says cheesy one liners throughout combat

>>52335237
"Yippee Ki Yay you fucking heretic".