https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePaS6vyNfR0
This is how i paladin
>ITT Deus Vult
>>52334815
Oh hey, it's the one that looks like an Imperial Fist.
Funny cause the successor chapter is BLACK TEMPLARS DEUS VULT EMPS IS GOD PURRRRGING WITH MY KIIIIIIN!
>>52334815
Why does no one ever Paladin like https://youtu.be/DKgVR2ZdVgg?
>>52334848
Cause that really, really, REALLY looks like death metal furries made it.
>>52334948
I hate that a band can no longer write songs about werewolves crusading in the name of Christ without being drug through the mud thanks to furries and their reputation.
>>52335037
Hey.
Not my fault.
(this is why we need to crusade more-to finally crush the furries and what they've done)
>>52335087
https://youtu.be/BtJJAKFF5_I
I'm blasting my "Furry" music everyday that I do so that they can know what beauty they've ruined.
Your god is weak, squire. Know the power of the darkness.
>>52335239
Nice mustache you damnable faggot of the night.
>>52335037
>>52335239
>1341
>breaking your oath
into the trash it goes
>>52335272
I see your arrogance knows no limits. Now see that my strength knows no limits either!
>>52335380
Me likey.
ALSO MY DEUS VULT SENSE IS TINGLING
>>52335469
Hey boss, your horn's broken.
>>52335469
That filename.
That goddamn filename.
>>52335478
THESE FILENAMES
>>52335469
Apparently neither does your dark power to zoom in on pictures.
>>52335478
What? Which one?
>>52335516
Left one.
>>52335380
https://youtu.be/KmqgRAXygDg
This is good.
I like werewolf crusaders.
>>52335525
Did I get it?
>>52335535
Nope, now it's the right one.
Daddy, I'm tired.
>>52335560
Fuck off, you bastard. I'm not your real dad!
Enought silly from me, here's a knight. Don't pray at him please.
>>52335696
Those are walking pauldrons, and you can not convince me otherwise.
>>52335380
>>52335144
>>52335532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv1LukhMaHI
I remember somewhere that there was once a man on trial for being a werewolf, and he claimed that werewolves were actually the hounds of god, and that they were hunting witches and demons in the forests
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiess_of_Kaltenbrun
>>52335718
I neither confirm nor deny he is pauldrons.
>>52335960
Now that I think about it, this is the perfect phrase for all of /tg/.
>>52336136
He's done it.
He's broked /tg/
Out with the elves-whatever-it-was.
THIS IS THE NEW /TG/
REBORN
WITNESS THIS, MODS!
>>52335601
Cuck
>>52335380
This got me thinking.. What was the edgiest thing you ever said in a campaign?
>sunset
>Warlock sneaking though woods
>paladin appears
>,,You will never see the light of day again.... Your judgement has come"
>feel like a badass
>die
>>52334815
superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6BMiHMPtI
>>52335037
Most of those songs were actually about oldschool vampires crusading in the name of Christ. What with Vlad the Impaler having all those stories involving wolves being told about him.
>>52335731
>I remember somewhere that there was once a man on trial for being a werewolf, and he claimed that werewolves were actually the hounds of god, and that they were hunting witches and demons in the forests
Holy shit that's badass
>>52335731
>Deus Wolf
>>52335731
>>52340479
>>52340770
Welp, I know what my next character is going to be, fellas.
>>52335380
Shame the DM was such a fop. I'm an atheist and I love paladins. Fantasy deities rule!
>>52335731
>>52335380
Friendly reminder that Selune, the CG goddess of the Moon in the FR setting, has goodly aligned lycanthropes in her domain and can let them control their curse.
>>52341615
>>52335380
Upon reading the entire greentext, though, this story sounds fake as shit. There's no way I'd buy that a character named Luna Shieldsoul "coincidentally" became a werewolf without any planning from the player playing her, or that this exact scenario of a werewolf paladin near exactly matching a concept from powerwolf lyrics happened by accident. A fuckin cool story, but I'm a bit skeptic that it wasn't just made up by the anon who posted it.
>>52341630
you really think that anon
you think someone on /tg/
would just... make up a story
about a game that never happened
>>52341635
I guess