"Yeah we know, you killed the vampire lording over us a

Cloudkill.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>52308869
"But... I'm a vampire!"

Rolling for bluff.

>>52308869
PSI Bitchkill Omega

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>>52308869

I put on my hat

>>52308970
>I'm a vampire
>Not "I'm THE vampire you speak off"

>>52308869
I kill the other half of the village.

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>>52308869
You understand not the workings of the universe, the struggle between good and evil. I will serve good no matter what leave now before you give yourselves to evil and my hand is forced to smite you aswell.

Rolled 14 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

"You've obviously been charmed by the new vampire to kill us. Are you to let the fiend control you? Let us go and kill IT in its fiendish dwelling!"
Roll for diplomacy.

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>>52308869
> The villagers you "saved" from a vampire who mostly minded his own business aside from the odd nibble outnumber you 30 to 1, and have nothing to lose. How do you unfuck this situation?
Shooting the crowd usually helps.

>>52308869
>The villagers you "saved" from a vampire who mostly minded his own business aside from the odd nibble outnumber you 30 to 1, and have nothing to lose. How do you unfuck this situation?
They're obviously enchanted with vampire madness. I subtly cast haste on the party, then fly, then start raining fireballs down on the crowd.