> The king's royal guard are posing fiercely at you.
Roll to see how well you pose back.
Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>52290837
Okay
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>52290837
I NEED NO POSE, JUST A STERNLY RAISED EYEBROW.
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>52290837
Alright.
>>52290903
Nice roll.
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>52290837
OK, but I hurt my back last week so I can just sort of stand here menacingly.
>>52290837
>The king's royal guard pose fiercely at you.
"Are they like.. stable? Or are they flat-footed?"
"Why?"
"They have a javelin hurtling towards them with a 41 attack roll."
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>52290837
K
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)
>>52290837
I get a plus one for my charisma and plus two for the fact that I used to be a dancer.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>52290837
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>52290837
>>52291426
I DID IT
I ROLLED MY FIRST 20 IN 3 MONTHS
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>52290837
POOOSE OOOOVERDRIVE!
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>52290837
FOOLS! You cannot just *roll* to pose! Posing comes from within, from the very soul!
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>52290837
I will handle this.
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>52290837
Very menacing.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>52290837
You are so precious...
Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)
That's performance right?
>>52290837
>Not taking ranks in Perform (Pose)
Fools! I remember when Posing was invented! It was a warm spring morning in Vienna, 1886. I was at a cafe on that chilly London afternoon...
>>52293850
Shut up Excaloser
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>52290837
You are like little baby.
Watch THIS!
>>52290837
dice+1d20+11
(11 points in bluff)
>>52290837
But are theyfabulous?
>>52294003
dice+1d20
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)
>>52290837
posing can be used untrained right?
I have no ranks in posing but my charisma modifier is decent
But can I added a +2 bonus from my fancy clothes?
Rolled 897726 (1d1000000)
>>52290837
One in a million chance
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)
>>52294089
I use my Mantle of Second Chances
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>52290837
Poseurs.
>>52293850
>tfw he and Dio had same voice actor
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>52290837
Static posing? Pfft, real men pose dynamically.
*begins pelvic thrusting*
Rolled 14 (1d20)
I roll to assist one ofmy comrades by posing with them to be extra [MENACING]
>>52290903
That's one sternly raised eyebrow.
>>52294453
You fail at posing, but manage to seduce Guldo
>>52294612
Alright so I'll pose with>>52293908
He could use the extra [SPIRIT].
Rolled 7 (1d20)
roll
>>52294612
just as a woman needs not dress provocatively to be beautiful, one need not wave about their bodies to make a statement.
>>52294456
Koyasu did Deadpool at one point too. Is there nothing that man can't do?
>>52294840
And also dubbed Fred Jones in the live action scooby doo movies. What the fuck.
>>52294572
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkXJ8hKqtOA
>>52291022
>"They catch it mid air, and break it over their knee."
>>52294018
Is it bad that I hear their theme simply by looking at the pic?
>>52291004
"Menacingly"
>>52295463
It would be bad if you didn't.
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>52290837
I'll try
Ao Ranger!
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>52290837
>>52294042
It goes in the options field, friendo.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>52290837
Rolled 17 (1d20)
Rollan
>>52294456
>tfw the voice actor of DIO voiced this fucker in yugioh GX
>and said ZA WARUDO before he ever said it as DIO
>>52290837
dice+1d20
I've got this
Rolled 19 (1d20)
Rollan
Rolled 14 + 440 (1d100 + 440)
>>52290837
>Getting into a pose-off with the level 12 Tao.
It's like they want to be made fools of.
>>52290837
>>52290837
I shoot them in the face
>>52296097
>rolls a 4
Pottery.
>>52295973
>>52295463
>>52294018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>52290837
rollan
Rolled 76 (1d100)
Bring it, fags.
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>52290837
I wonder...
Is this...
A
Jo
Jo
Reference?
>>52300900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY
Better theme.
>>52304550
I remember the episode where aliens fucking invaded and started doing some power rangers super sentai shit at Jotoro.
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>52290837
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>52290837
>>52308731
You pose so hard, you have put shame into the hearts and souls of the guards. With no other alternative, they do the only thing they could do.
>Sepuku
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>52308845
Hmph, lacking in the Pose they may been. They showed great honour in the end.
This faceless one salutes them.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
Prepare yourselves.
>>52311832
Rolled 7 (1d20)
Your next line will be 'what outrageous posing!'
>>52312283
If by that you mean outrageous as in shit posing then yes.
WHAT OUTRAGEOUS POSING!