>your party is called before the King >he wishes you to

Is there gold? then bitch gotta die.

>>52238266
If such blatant scheming evil has appeared before me in such a manner it can only be the will of my god that he be cut down.

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>>52238266
>it seems his daughter is actually one of his sons but incompetent and frail as he is, he'll serve the empire better as a dead princess
I keep the trap for myself and plant some other schmuck's mutilated corpse.

Take the job. Do all the proper preparation for the ambush - route plan, proper gear, concealment including arcane and looking for similar looking orphan or other disposable.
Raze the party, spare no-one leave the corpse behind as requested, thoroughly maimed, making sure the gender-specifics part of anatomy were destroyed beyond recognition take the kid custody.
Send envoy to pick up our reward, full well expecting a double-cross. I mean what ruler would leave death of his progeny unpunished?
Bid my time for the coup.

>>52238266
FUCKING SECONDARY CASUAL SCUM

I CAST ZAGIGS GENDER SHIFT AND SOLVE THE PROBLEM, AND HAVE THE "PRINCESS STATE" THAT IN ORDER TO REMAIN A WOMAN I HAVE TO PUMP HIM&HER WITH MY SEMEN EVERY DAY TILL "SHE" GETS PREGNANT AND I USE MY DARK MAGICS TO SLOWLY DRAIN THE KINGS LFIEFORCE AND ADD IT TO THE TRAP

EVERLASTING BOYPUSSY AND THE KINGDOM WILL BE MINE

>>52238266
My most recent character would have to nervously explain to the King that he has unfortunately been misinformed, and that while he might be a witch and a mercenary, he has no present intentions of doing assassin work and His Majesty can surely find someone more suited to that job.

>>52238354
Keep the trap boi in a secret place, occasionally threaten the father to reveal the trap to the public if he doesn't pay you.
It's like you faggots don't want to get paid for taking care of the princess.

>>52238266
how much is he paying?

>>52238266
kill the king

>>52238400
I can't fault you for desiring a steady pension.
My aims though, are for regency.

>>52238266
They'd pretend to be doing the job long enough to hide the prince, while at the sime time planning and co-ordinating the assassination of the king in a spectacularly gruesome and outlandish way.

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>>52238423
Enough to secure the loyalty of any hired gun.

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>>52238266
>giving me a male heir to of the kingdom and a casus belli to overthrow the king, landing us cushy nobility titles as a thanks from basically handing over the throne to the prince we just saved from his scheming father
Is this nigga for real? This nigga can't be for real.

>>52238515
>filename
Damn it anon, don't leave us hanging.

>>52238524
Eh, perhaps in a few hours, when I get back from work yes, some of us unfortunate souls have to work on Saturdays.

>>52238324
This. And afterwards when I have a military and kingdom for myself, said trap pops back up and me and my bro's will be invading to put the trap on the throne as the rightful ruler.

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>>52238266
My players would totally fucking do it, and then somehow manage to bring complete destruction to both kingdoms anyway. Their personal playstyles are so fucking Chaotic Evil that anything I did immediately gets derailed, so I'm trying to run Black Crusade for the bastards to see if that setting/system actually works for them.

>>52238566

Sounds like my group. Wrote a little one-off module because it was the first time I'd be DMing for them. Was supposed to be a fun little bit where they enter a tournament to free a hamlet from the iron fist of the local chieftain.

Adventure starts with them almost murdering one of the plot hook NPCs, and then openly talking about enslaving him in front of him and his sister.

>>52238266

Dwarf Ranger takes the job hesitantly, shrugging such barbaric tactics as the savagery of people who spend too much time counting gold in castles. If 'princess' can come up with a solid counteroffer, would consider letting them go and faking their death. Humans (assumedly) and their politics...

>>52238266

Probably act like we are going to do it, but then make a switcheroo and save the prince. Then support him in a coup a bit later down the line and likely personally storm the castle with storm and fire when the coup inevitably comes to the capital.

Mostly, even the less morally upstanding people in our party value the bonds of family and loyalty greatly. So scheming to get your own son killed for a deal would straight up trip like half the party's taboos. You should research more on your assassins beyond "they seem willing to wade into enemy encampments to assassinate generals for cheap, clearly they'll be up for this".

>>52238266

They would probably ambush the little faggot when he goes on a trip with enough firepower to bring down a small kingdom and then go back to get payed.

>>52238625
My guys are just as bad.

First quest I ever had them do was looking for a bandit hideout. The game started with them arriving at a church to take a break from searching. The only NPC there is a priest. 30 seconds later, they've cut off the priest's arm, and one of the players is eating the arm meat, while the priest shrieks in agony and looks on in terror. The plot twist was that the church was a cover for the bandits, whose hideout was in some caves downstairs. However, the PCs didn't know any of that until AFTER they committed murder/cannibalism.

Later on, they ended up massacring every town they came across, led the Jews out into the desert (they were present in my setting), and then personally started and completed their own version of the Holocaust. They're agents of genocide, just murdering everything and everyone they encounter. I'm hoping that works out for them in Black Crusade.

>>52238266
give the boy a belt of gender change.
Now nobody has to die!

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>>52238691

>committed murder and cannibalism in a church
>killed the jews

If they also burned down the church all is there to ask is why the hell are you playing with Varg?

1. Kill Some Stranger & Mutilate the Body
2. Save the Boy and Hide Him
3. Get the Pay
4. The King has a "accident"
5. Support the Boy, make him new king
6. Get more Pay

>>52238266
My party would do this >>52238743

>>52238691

Yeah, sounds like we're DMing the same people :D

My module idea was to have them more or less railroaded to get into the final round of the tournament, where they fight Chieftain Bastard for the prize of one boon (to be used to free hamlet from its oppressor) so the main objective was weaken him with whatever methods they want.

PCs arrive in town the night before, having intimidated the plot hooks into giving them a ride into town. Mention festivities are going on, and start dropping hints to guide them to the objective. They find one NPC who has a bit of poison on them (to be somehow mixed into the food/drink of Chieftain to weaken him tomorrow). Party gets it into their heads that the objective should be to get rid of competitors, not Chieftain. Go around and sneak through festivity tents and poison any and all liquids (or at least try to, since no one asked about dosage, and they spread it so thinly that it mechanically would never have worked).

Party sorceror mentions that everyone should be in one tent. No one asks questions, they find various ways to manipulate people into one tent. I'm wondering what the plan is, but go along with it. Sorceror tells the two fighters to get in the tent and cause a scene. They comply, tent turns into a massive brawl. Sorceror, ranger, and bard start dousing the tent cloth with lantern oil.

>oh shit

They set the tent on fire, so now I have to narrate how the brawl escalates into full-on panic. Sorceror is cackling in the background.

Party gets their asses handed to them by Cheiftain because they didn't bother finding ways to weaken him at all. Afterwards show them about 15 hand-written pages of material they just flat out never explored because they were busy being arsonists, mention that they have a massive reputation now that will haunt them in any other modules I run with them.

>"But we didn't know this was supposed to be a 'good adventure'... You can't punish us for that"

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>>52238742
>not playing with Varg when given the chance

>>52238538
I know your pain. Every second week I gotta clock in 10 hours every night of the week.

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>>52238742
>>52238691
Honestly, it's pretty much just First Crusade tier.

>>52238755
The wonderfull thing about my party that you can very easily improvise when you play with them. The good things there doing always driven by greed, and the evil things mostly out of incompetence.

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>>52238815
Sounds like they took the bro approach for that.

>>52238794

>Full flektam get up and fallschirmjager hellmet
>Crossbow

He has autism doesn't he?

>>52238813

Did they brag later on in the campaign how great warriors they were of great virtue?

>>52238785
Sounds like you had a problem with communication there. It seems like your players were expecting to play murderhobos.

>>52238881

Which I'm fine with, when its played properly or fits the characters/setting. There were ways to be murderhobos in the module and still achieve the goal. As a DM, I'm just not a fan of 'Chaotic Stupid' as an alignment.

I'm going to chuck them through Sunless Citadel next though, since the biggest feedback I was 'not enough combat'.

>>52238870
Judging from letters home from ranking Crusaders, some didn't even wait till later in the campaign.

>>52238980

Well at least it makes sense for the setting and the characters.

The biggest problem is when the party suffers from autism and they become murderhobos when it's implied that they shouldn't.

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>>52238266
>What would your current party/character do?

>>52238266
Woah there. The right men for the job sure, but that there's easily bandied about as regicide. We're going to need our pay up-front and a little contract signed - it'll include making certain we do the job don't worry - to ensure we're not simply "loose ends" to get rid of come payday.

Wouldn't want anything to happen to the rest of his kingdom after all.

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>>52238324
This.

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>>52239056
The correct answer.

>>52238846
Even if they are mostly jerks to another and other peoble at the end of the day they are not bad peoble, wich is quite nice for the atmosphere in the group, when you play and when youre dm ing (Mostly we are taking turns with that position to keep it fresh)
Or in Summary:
A comrade will comfort your character if something bad happened to his country,
a true comrade will make you laught about it,
and my comrades had me laugh over the fact that we had accidently blown up the inner city of my characters country capital.

>>52238324
...yeah, me too, honestly.

>>52238493
Sounds pretty big of him!

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>>52239174

>>52238266
Kill the faggot and grab the money, easy pisey

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>>52238266
Hey wait a minute, this is almost LITERALLY the cutenute arc from Vinland Ssga!

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>>52238266
>Consider killing the child because the xenophobic Merfolk hates man-animals.
>Reconsiders after realizing that, upon extorting or poisoning the King, he can use the 'princess' to rule the man-ape empire.
>Once the puppet ruler has been installed, force the kingdom to stop overfishing the ocean and plundering its resources for their trinkets.

Basically Aquaman from Flashpoint Paradox + Militant Greenpeace

>>52238266
I ask this nigger for a timeline so I can plan accordingly.

Seriously you fucks need to start including dates, times, distances, and locations in these scenerios. Otherwise your players can't develope a proper plan, they can only wing it and hope you don't deny them.

I fire my agent. Seriously, kid killing?

>>52238266
I'll make a man outta him.

>>52238266
The party would probably do the thing everyone else in the thread is saying and plan a coup. On the flip side, my character would let the "princess" go unscathed to be married, then sneak inside their abode to watch the fireworks. Even in the least interesting scenario, there's still the dirt that there's a trapalicious marriage going on, ooh the scandal.

>>52239890
>expecting fury at the bedding
>other noble is pounding away enthusiastically
>marriage is annulled
>other noble keeps the king's son as his royal cock polisher

>>52238324
make the trap my wife, once my party amass great treasures and armies, we bring the princess back to usurp the kingdom.. I become king----- OH YEAH!

>>52238266
Can I just explain that the king wants him dead and help him into hiding, planting a bandit corpse that I've used fleshsculpting to disguise?

I still get paid, the 'princess' still dies, and I don't actually have to kill somebody who is more or less innocent.

Not to mention, this sets up a pretty decent line of succession gamble for if we ever want to overthrow the kingdom. I'm just not seeing the benefits to doing what the king says.

They would try to rescue the boy, one of the party menbers would also try to fuck the boy, and knowing the players, they would end killing him with an acid grenade by forgeting the radius the thing has.

I accept.

When the time comes, I grab the prince, tell him nothin' personnel, and kill him quickly. Once he's dead I make it look his death was slow and agonizing -- and while mutilating his corpse, I make off with one cubic inch of flesh, which I use to cast clone, and after the clone has matured, I leave the kingdom with my hand on glorious trap ass.

>ITT: we're re-assured of the fact that /tg/'s sense of justice can only be matched by /tg/'s lust for boipussy

>>52240844
/tg/ - /totally gay/

>>52239099
That doujin would be sooo good if drugs were just the final push for the change of attitude and not the sole reason of it. But hey, you get what's on the label... can't complain about that.

>>52240876
What doujin?

>>52240894
Where the >>52239099 image is from.

>>52240866
It's not gay if they're feminine enough.

>>52240907
I meant link it

>>52240931
[Gujira] Kimeseku ni Maketa Shounen

>>52238266
Simple, become the new king of Den-
>>52239056
>>52239207
Dammit, beat me to it. Well, I guess I'm gonna go in a farm and become a badass pacifist monk after a few years

>>52238266
"I'm not a murderer, and you probably want to publicly pin it on us, anyway."

>>52241025
Thanks anon

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Oh this is easy.

Hide the prince, but replace him with an actual female look-alike who is under my control. The prince marries my puppet head which allows me a backdoor into power. The prince is thankful for me getting him out of death and lives a free life. The king is told that I figured out a way to "fix" him through magic instead and I made a judgement call that I believed would make most people happy.

It's a Win/Win/Win/Shadow-Win scenario.

>>52241032
I wish the batato upload wasn't missing huge numbers of pages from the post-farmland arcs.

Inform the kingdom being hoodwinked of the con after saving the princess (male). Become an honored guest of this kingdom along with the princess (male). Fuck like rabbits.

>>52238266

We're doing this revolutionary war out of foppery and whim, got that?

>>52244861
Sure, anon.

>>52238266
Search the king for a wire; if he's wearing one, we give him a second smile, set the body on fire, loot the Royal Treasury, and peel outta town for Parts Unknown, drinking whiskey, and puffing on blunts.

>>52238266
Charge him through the nose for such a service.
I am a Rogue Trader, I have much better things to be doing than killing princes on some Emperor-forsaken Feudal World.

In fact, we might even just replace the prince's body with some poor worthless rating, and then keep him on board in case we need to kill the King and install our own patsy on the throne.

I have much larger designs for this world than merely acting as some two-bit King's personal assassin and problem solver. But for now it is probably wise to play along, to fool him into a sense of security.

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>>52238266
Keep trap, train him to be a healslut for the party
Snu snu him tenderly every night

Also I get the feeling the king will try to kill us
As for payment in advanced

>>52239890
>>52240105
>Party's face when pic related happens when the "princess" and prince go to consummate

>>52245594
Agreed, Lord Trader. Shall I prepare the shuttles and House Guard? And where will we keep "her"?

>>52246507
The foot of the command throne. Get the harem girl outfit.

>>52238266
I ask him why the fuck didn't he just hire a wizard to make him an actual woman.

If he says that he didn't want anyone to know then I know he's also planning on having me killed to cover it up and can act accordingly.

>>52248325
Anyone hiding a secret like this can probably be assumed to intend to kill you.

>>52250641
Well considering that the entire planet's population isn't lining up to tell me literally everything about their lives it can be assumed that the best course of action is to go full Drakengard 1 on the world.

>>52238266

Even the rogue in our party is lawful good, so I'd be very interested in hearing who the fuck told the king this was something we'd do.

Getting the poor son of a bastard to safety would become priority one.

He can still be a princess if he wants, we don't judge.

>>52238266

Oh, so it's not actually a chick? I how much you paying, King?

>>52238266
Given my party, I'd say there's a 50/50 chance we either kill the king, or keep the "princess" as a maid/fucktoy

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>>52238266
>our party of good aligned people are called to preform an evil act by the king

We get rid of the evil king.

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>>52238266
>What would your current party/character do?
Spirit the "princess" away, leave behind some vague evidence that "she" had ben torn to shreds, acquire new squire. I'll be fucked sideways before I start killing people because it's convenient.

>>52254331
What if "she" insists on acting female even as your squire?

>>52254633
>implying that's not required

>>52238266
Laugh loudly at the absurdity of the situation, but wholeheartedly approve of the plan and kill the prince. We're keeping all the jewelry and purses we get from the entourage, though.

>>52253760
That p-poor princess.

>>52253760
Why not both?

>>52254633
As long as he can do a squire's duties. Cook for us, polish my lance, you know.

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>>52255635
>polish my lance

>>52255738
What? A long shaft of hard wood needs thorough and attentive care, and he may be just the lad for the job.

>>52256267
I'll have you know, that I like you.

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>>52255204
Too much work

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>>52238266
So what you are telling me is that there's a guy who thinks he is perfectly safe in his carriage, looking forward to a peaceful, happy wedding? He doesn't expect to die anytime soon? Perfect.

Thanks for the opportunity, king-buddy. You're free to live... for now.

>>52260855
*tips fedora*

>>52238266
Are you my DM? This sounds like something he'd do.

>>52238400
>attempting to blackmail a man powerful and ruthless enough to hire assassins to murder and mutilate his children

Yeah, that can't go wrong

>>52238266
>this thread again

I've been coming to /tg/ on and off for the best part of 5 years and there is always some faggot that posts the same thread over and over again.
Kill yourself already.

>>52266850
bullshit for 500 alex

>>52238266
Kill the King. My warrior dont like this kind of shit

>>52238266
No trannies, please.

>>52266850
Examples of previous threads?

>>52254633
No difference, "she'll" just be knighted as Lady Whatsherface instead of Sir Whatshisface after the training is complete.

>>52268359
There is always a "princess that is actually a dude in drag, blocks your path with a water pistol full of warm piss xD" thread

>>52268698
Dame, not Lady.

>>52270741
Thank you.

>>52238266

That shit doesn't sound like justice. Let me check the book...

Hmmm. Kinslaying, breaking of oaths, arranging a deal under false pretenses and... hmm, this one is Princess specific so I'm honestly not sure if that one counts here.

Either way, this pretty clearly is not justice.

>>52239207
>Hey wait a minute, this is almost LITERALLY the cutenute arc from Vinland Ssga!

What does that even mean? And where can I find it?

>>52273359
You can find Vinland Saga on batato, but if you're expecting gay femboy hijinks, you're gonna be disappointed.

>>52274240
What should one expect then?