>GM railroads your party into a safari
>complete with extremely british guide
>>52223497
Is it a dinosaur safari? This is important.
>>52223520
It's a lynel Safari.
>>52223497
why this bitch has hairy eyes
>>52223589
Artistic liberty son.
>>52223589
Because she's a terrible character in a manga filled with wasted potential.
>>52223603
>>52223623
anime was a mistake
>>52223497
I'd adore it, honestly.
Especially if we were agents of the setting's equivalent of the East India Company.I enjoy a touch of imperialism on occasion
>>52223623
MC is still cute though, even if she's actually a middle-aged male office worker.
>>52223497
>extremely british guide
>not teenaged local pressed into service by his colonial overlords
This isn't a proper safari in the slightest.
>>52223587
Fuck you and everything you stand for, GM, I am not going on a Lynel Safari.
>>52223648>on occasion
you are weak, all imperial, all the time, crush your enemies under your boot, invade their lands and take their tea and opium
>>52223768
If only I could. Alas, that's what I have Victoria 2 and Total War for.
Speaking of all this, what is a good system/setting for some imperialism, like we did back in the good old days?
>>52223681
That's because he wants the players to take it over.
>>52223839
oh cock that's the wrong map.
Oh well.
>>52223681
This.
>>52223497
>>GM railroads your party into a safari
>>complete with extremely British guide
>Jesus railroads your life into a safari
>and by a safari I mean you can see all the religions that are going to hell
Jon 3:15-16 FOr god so loved the world that HE send his only forgotten son so that not to die for us but to redeem our sins.
>>52223901
Now that I would play!
Honestly I'd be perfectly okay with this as long as I'm playing an equally British Gunslinger.
>>52223497
what anime is this?
>>52224004
Boku no Pico
>>52223984
I'd be fine with it as long as the GM told us ahead of time.
>>52224040
stale, try some something fresher
>>52224060
Traps are fresher than middle-aged salarymen.
>>52223589
They ruined the design in the adaptation.
>>52223839
I would just homebrew up a d100 system, a rollunder with seven or eight attributes, two dozen or so skills and then get period-accurate weaponry and environments to stat.
As far as imperialistic settings, i would go with the classic mid 1800s indian/arabian/african getaway for wealthy white folks, possibly going horrifically wrong when the natives get involved in internicine tribal warfareor start summoning shoggoths. Either that, or a merchant princeling/trade company game dealing with setting up your own Spice Island.
The most imperial game i've ever actually participated in was a Star Wars game as a stormtrooper unit dealing with a pacification campaign against a planet led by a jedi. He escaped order 66 and went back to his home planet, trained sixteen force-sensitives to basic proficiency and led his people against the empire. Problem was, they were four-foot-tall dwarfy types who also were about four feet wide at the shoulders, could toss a spear through armour and they dug in underground where they could beat your face in with a rock. We eventually killed the jedi leader by delivering a tactical Vader to his base, but it took five months of real time to get to that point.
>>52224040
Boku no Pico Academy?
>>52224152
>>52224152
This would be awesome anime
>>52224091
> Traps are fresher than middle-aged salarymen.
>implying
>>52224004
Jurassic Park
>>52224743
>Steve Irwin
Someone, quickly post that screencap! You know the one!
>>52223497
>British
Time to kill the English.
>>52225005
t. Scotsman
>>52225081
t. no true Scotsman
>>52225005
T buttmad irish
>>52223623
>potential
hah
>>52223497
Are we hunting a piece of the great international Christmas pudding?
>>52223966
He wouldn't let you kill any of the animals though.
Not necessarily a bad thing. But if he sees you abusing or hurting animals not even the dugongs will want to help you.
>>52223643
Go back to bed Miyazaki
>>52223623
>Because she's a terrible character in a manga filled with wasted potential.
>manga filled with wasted potential
>manga
>>52226838
Anon is just confused because it's so rare for an LN to have any potential to waste.
>>52224883
This series?
>>52227079
>even the SLOIGHTest sound
Errytime
>>52224519
what is the source on this, google and yandex give me nothing
>>52223497
Should post this image if you're going to post that one. All of Tanya's problems are that she overthinks everything.
>>52227217
Come on now
>>52227205
It was a good thread
>>52227389
Don't seem to have the Orc one (he called him Bruce iirc) though
>>52227402
>>52224091
what about middle aged japanese history teachers that are also traps in their spare time?
>>52227468
he was chinese, iirc
>>52223497
We better be finding the entire periodic table of Dragons.
>>52227217
You know what, fuck it, open your mouth and say "Aaaaaaah~".
>>52227739
>enabling retards
>>52227792
I won't justify my actions, I'm in a good mood. THat said, picrelated.
>>52223497
>A safari with Tanya
Are we hunting illegal immigrants?
>>52223497
derail the campaign by building the Cape to Cairo
>>52224004
The character on the foreground is Tanya Degurechaff (sp), from Youjo Senki
The soon to be skinned animal in the background is some dumb animal from kemono friends