>1 in 1,000,000,000 humans across the globe now have supe

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>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Malefic_Force_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Recoil_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Where are my fellow villains? Come and join me! For neverending war!!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bestowal_Slash
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Consumption

Welp this planet had a short ride.

>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Youthful_Empowerment
This is apparently a thing
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_Allegiance
so I guess I can rally a an army to my side with this and fight this guy>>52189098 and all his evil pals

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>52189143
that means that I will have to corrupt your heart first!

Take this!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>52189164
THE POWER YOUTH WILL ALLOW ME TO RESIST!

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>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Thievery
>The ability to possess skills that allow one to rob, steal, and loot like a master thief. Lesser form of Supernatural Thievery.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Heat_Camouflage
>The power to mask one's body heat emissions. Combination of Camouflage and Body Temperature Manipulation.

I guess it's time to get to work.

Ice aura
And
Sin absorption

>>52189186
Damn... foiled again! I will get you next time, Foreveveryoungman!

1st roll: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

Welp, guess I'm rerolling

2nd try: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vocal_Narration?useskin=oasis

This is really determined to make me ridiculously strong isn't it

3rd try:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Projection?useskin=oasis

I guess that's just about within the bounds of reason

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Vortex_Creation?useskin=oasis

Seems like an okay sideline direct attack power for a headfucker. Weeaboo af tho.

>>52189041
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_Barrier_Generation
Teleporting with a shield deciding what gets teleported
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Object_Immortality
We lich now

I guess I'd be some asshole who fucks with people, and then skedaddles away, and who the heroes have to stop by finding my mystical magical McGuffin.
For the sake of fairness, I'm going to assume not even I know what exactly the mystical magical McGuffin is.

>>52189276
>>52189098
Wanna team up on >>52189143?

First street level powers in a row

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Athleticism
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gluttony_Inducement

Work used in tandem but way more fitting for a villain than for a hero.

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>>52189041
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfume_Magic?useskin=oasis
And
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Art_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Yay! I can be a real superhero, just like I always wanted. Watch out villains, here I go!!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>52189294
Sure! Let's defeat him once and for all.

>>52189312
>>52189276
>>52189255
>>52189204
>>52189120
>>52189098
All Villains
>>52189143
>>52189326
The two heroes.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>52189339
Rolling to try and cut him with my teleportation:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Deconstruction
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Regeneration

So, I take appart my enemies and use their parts to regenerate my Weapon!

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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>52189340
We heroes will win in the end! With the fragrance of love!

>>52189354
>>52189350
Gotcha

>>52189366
I need a medic! He's cut off my leg!

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>>52189340
I'll have you know I can steal whatever I want.

Clearly I'll be the absurdly dsiciplined merc who swaps sides at the drop of a hat depending on who stiffed me last.

Rolled 10, 17 = 27 (2d20)

>>52189339
>>52189350
Lets see how you handle my counter attack

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Transferal
I can steal bodies, pretty cool.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Condition
Warping reality to get infinite strength or intelligence seems a tad overpowered so I'll reroll
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Aura
And I'm an earthbender

So I guess this means I can transfer my soul into an earth golem form, then back into any available host. Not too bad I guess, sounds unique if nothing else.

>>52189041
>>1 in 1,000,000,000 humans across the globe now have super powers
So like 6 or 7 people total then?

>>52189392
First misses, but second one, what is your power?
Cause it hit me.

>>52189340

Mental projection/time vortex dude here. Villain is such a harsh word. I'm not hurting anybody, I just like the best in life and people tend to see things my way...

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>>52189403
Yup. I guess you're already too late to the party.

Sorry bud.

>>52189419
So I'm assuming my right arm is in the Triassic era now.

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>>52189386
>>52189445
I thought we were in a children's cartoon.
Shit got real way too fast.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concussive_Force
>User can deliver impact of concussive force, whether directly or remotely, which can knock the target back and cause internal and external damage.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Resurrection
>The user can revive themselves and others through electrical phenomena.

So basically the sidekick that jobs to show that >>52189098 means business (and make the protagonist's triumph more heroic), yet still comes back so the status quo doesn't change.

I'm okay with this.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>52189326 here!

>>52189276
I will stop you! H-aya!

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>>52189041

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crimefighting_Mastery

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_Embodiment

I lost

>>52189445

Only if you chose to do something needlessly gauche like attack me with it. But we're all reasonable people here aren't we?

>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Transmutation

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Axemanship

You guys better be good or suffer the wrath of papercutter!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>52189475
You fucked up
Rolling to remove your leg too
>>52189480
If it means I can keep my arm, sure.

>>52189491
There goes my pinky.
Darn.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>52189489
Can't we be friends instead?

>>52189491
Aargh! You got me..

But I will not give up!!

>>52189502
You can't kill me unless you find my magical McGuffin!
Muahahahaha
Also, it'd be kind of boring if you bled out, where would the nearest hospital happen to be.

>>52189255
>This is really determined to make me ridiculously strong isn't it
Damn near every power in that wiki is conceptual reality warping bullshit with a slight flavoring of an actual superpower.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>52189520
Roll for hospital

>>52189538
It's 18 metres away, it seems

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>52189538
So it's only 18 miles away then.
Then again, I can teleport, so it wouldn't matter.
Rolling to teleport safely

>>52189041
I am immune to lava and can mask my body heat.
Yes.

I will continue doing whatever i did before because it is unlikely I will ever notice these powers.

>>52189553
Oh, good
>>52189554
Damn son, I teleported you right onto a bed surrounded by equipment to deal with your issue, and doctors with years of experience in it.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rodent_Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can mimic rodents

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Walking
>The user is capable of entering the dreams of others

Fear the inception rat!

>>52189577
That was really a good spot to teleport... won't you become a hero? You seem to be well suited for it.

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I got cyclone spinning and poison immunity

So I guess I'm Taz

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorbing_Regeneration

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Beam_Emission

So I literally got E=mc2
Not bad.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>52189599
I'm essentially a lich though, and my teleportation power would be good for annoying get aways.
Not to mention it's main combat application involves cutting people into pieces, which is a bit to morbid for a hero.
Rolling to teleport back to the battle field without harming myself or anything around me.

>>52189041
>1 in 1 000 000 000
this is so stupid

>>52189622
Right, one of the doctors is missing a head, some expensive equipment got destroyed, and I lost a hand, but otherwise, everything is mostly ok.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mustelid_Physiology?useskin=oasis

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Violence_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

That wolverine feller ain't got nothing on me. Just take an already aggressive and in general PISSED OFF animal and make it violence incarnate. Why are all fa/tg/uys villains?

>>52189642
its more of a majority there 2 maybe 3 heros

>>52189622
>>52189635
If you roll any lower than that, I'm not sure if your power would really make for a good get away.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Constructs

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morality_Transcendence


This...this has a lot of potential and Bugs Bunny shenanigans.

I want there to be more heroes..

>>52189041
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
I guess I can save people who get ducked up in very specific situations. Cool?

>>52189670
The fact that I can barely control it makes it even more annoying.
I might destroy something the good guys want, or inadvertently kill the damsel in distress.
Never said it was good, just annoying.

>>52189684
God damnit, phone didn't copy+paste correctly.

>>52189681
I want there to be more villains!

>>52189098
Help a colleague out?

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>>52189041
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perspective_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Blast

>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Sight
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion-Connective_Immortality

This is great. I can see into people's souls to find out how to make them feel the greatest amount of emotion possible, and then I get to be unkillable so long as they still feel some kind of strong emotion toward me. Powerful, but I can still be permanently put out of commission by being buried in cement or something.

>>52189702
What can I help you with and what do I get in return?

>>52189696
>>52189700
Can't delete posts by phone, apparently. Anyway, here's what I got:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Recreation?useskin=oasis

>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead-Dragon_Physiology
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amalgamation
Why is this wiki so awful

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Powder_Generation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parasitic_Energy_Manipulation
I am... Vampire Moth

>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_Manipulation
OP as shit
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cold_Air_Generation
well fuck I guess it's time to break the material universe guys.

>>52189718
Meant to link to
>>52189684, not
>>52189696.
I am just a mess today.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Whip_Generation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacred_Wind_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

So I'm some kind of holy aerokinetic. Like some kind of super pope, or windy Jesus.

>>52189714
Corrupting the heroes, and isn't evil its own reward?

>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Internal_Rupturing

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampiric_Dragon_Physiology

I am Deviant Artmare!

watch me gut-punch villains and drink the blood spewing from their orifices...actually don't do that. Just kill me instead. My existence is a travesty.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>52189738
Only if it means there will be a third world war!

Let's do this- Corrupting mind ray!

And I will also target all non heroes that aren't villains already

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Limb_Generation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Contact

I actually rolled Doc Ock...
how do I even...

>As a side note, my first pair of powers was reality creation and geometry magic, so you were saved from pocket dimension, geometry wizard.

>>52189041
One in one billion? So statistically there's seven, maybe eight?

That's not a whole lot...

>>52189789
7-8 people who are vastly superior to every other human and capable of insane and world shattering feats.

>>52189728
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead-Dragon_Physiology

>>52189764
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampiric_Dragon_Physiology

dynamic dragon duo?

>>52189731
>the power to add energy to the universe
>the power to remove energy from the universe

>>52189817
one is technically a subset of the other, I'd say reroll one of those

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Mimicry_Immunity
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Magic

So noone can duplicate my power to bring things to life. There's no limit on what I can't effectively make into golems and if the power is vague and I get some practice (as well as get evil-inclined) necromancy isn't off the table either I think.
The first power is pretty meh on its own, but I'm willing to stretch that in combination with life magic it would mean noone can duplicate my powers control over things I make, if I have any.

Now... to become a hero or villain. I'm more leaning towards the former.

>>52189681
do you need a

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Part_Physiology
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reliability_Embodiment

Helping Hand?

>>52189098
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Empowerment
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Happiness_Inducement
We're going to OWN this town!

>>52189041
So only 7 people?

>>52189817
If we're running by my first roll, I could use my power of Amalgamation to combine us into a zombie vampire dragon!

>>52189840
You should.
Everybody here except for like 2-3 people have gotten super evil powers/decided to be a villain.
You're one of the few non-evil powered ones.

>>52189843
Yes, please! A villain cut off my leg... I can't save people so well with only one

>>52189041
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Combination
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Physiology

I guess I make God Weapons.

>>52189041
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Unification

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coal_Manipulation

Aha! I can combine my coal manipulation and uh
umm

Yeah okay. I guess I'm just coal man.

>>52189041
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Urban_Empowerment
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire_Mode
So as long as I'm in a city I can turn into a vampire and get a huge boost as well? Damn nice
At day I'm a physics student with average grades, but at night I'll turn into the nicest psychopath you've ever seen

>>52189832
They are two different heroes. Although technically the first one could amalgamate with the other to form an undead vampire dragondragon that causes internal bleeding.

>>52189846
Hell yeah!

We will make the Reich great again!

>>52189867
Can I have a katana?
Then I could be the ultimate "teleports behind u"

>>52189865
don't worry >>52189846 will always be there to support you.

>>52189889
Sorry m8, you get a keyblade.

Can I join in?
Or is it too late?

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>>52189896

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artistic_Inducement

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorption_Kiss

Huh, two powers from Buffy. Probably some sort of femme fatale always looking for new talent for her nightclub. Has a kiss of death for any talent that gets illusions of grandeur. Definitely a street-level villain.

>>52189840
>>52189861
Hero it is!
Time to turn a villains kooky hideout in a ginormous golem and crush them with it. ...For Justice!

>>52189895
I saw you with villain #1. You can't be good!

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>>52189851
super team-up for great justice!

>>52189925
Yes! Welcome to the club!

Here are your cookies made with JUSTICE and Love.

>>52189928
Hey i'm there for whoever that needs me, if that is evil then what is good even?

>>52189932
>zombie-vampire dragon dragon dragon
Maybe I can be good after all.

>>52189041
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Selective_Elimination
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Removal
Eons will pass, and you will be forgotten to all but I. Your body turns to dust, yet you persist, feeling what happens every step of the way. You cannot be saved or given mercy unless I wish it.

>>52189865
helping hand will become your literal sidekick.

>>52189945
I... stop confusing me!

I don't like it.

>>52189948
double negative is a positive after all

Is this OP?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Mimicry
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Selective_Elimination

>>52189964
Your the one allied with a zombie vampire dragon dragon dragon.

>>52189960
I will protect him aswell. We will bring the lich and Villain #1 to justice!

We need to protect /tg/

>>52189981
Find my phylactery.
Then we can talk justice.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>52189975
I am only allies with those that are friends of JUSTICE!

Feel the wrath of my knockout pheromones!

>>52189964
sounds like somebody needs some
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT!
*turns into a giant heart*
what seems to be getting you down lately buddy?

>>52189041
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement?useskin=oasis
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undying_Loyalty?useskin=oasis
So I can make people horny and loyal to me?

They call me Richard Lover, but my secret identity is... The Incubus!

Surprisingly, I'm a hero.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>52189998
You think a fart can stop me?
Feel yourself split in half as I teleport you into two pieces!

>>52190000
W-how can it be!? The legendary quadruple circles in the hands of a suspected villain?

I cannot accept it...

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OP here, glad to see everyone's having fu-

>1,000,000,000

Shit.

>>52190010
Damn... it seems that I will need Helping Hand again to regenerate my legs again.

Curse you TPlich!

>>52190010
Well, I missed, but I didn't hurt myself, so that's good, I guess.
Also, as a general rule of thumb for my teleports:
1 = I die, and destroy quite a bit around me, have to wait to regenerate
2-5 = I seriously wound myself
6-9 = I am mildly hurt
10-14 = I teleport, but any special shenanigans fail
15-19 = I succeed at everything
20 = I fail in a way that helps me
>>52190043
Nah, you fine

>>52189041

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electronic-Media_Jumping
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Manipulation

That is, a surprisingly coherent power set. I guess I'm a T.V. villain of some sort.

>>52190015
those are my friendship quads given to me by the god of sportmanship

>>52190065
>give everyone seizures.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>52190062
Okay, I wouldn't give up even if you cut my legs off for good!

I will ambush you from a painting!

>>52190088
oh fuck, you got me, whatcha gonna do to me

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>52190067
>rolls to disbelieve

>>52190038
Maybe for every extra hero/villain another 1 billion people show up.

>>52189973
Someone help me think of a name.

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Hello my friends, remember: make love not war!

Now while I work on "converting" criminals to my cause why don't we all have a seat and discuss how you can all "work off" all that aggression?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>52190098
I will stuff you in a barrel and pour concrete in so you can't move your body and then I will look for your phylactery!

>>52190100
I let you borrow half of them

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>52190124
I don't even know what my phylactery is.
Could be on the other side of the planet.
Could be THE planet.
Who knows.
Rolling to teleport to free myself.
Trying to trap a teleporter is a strange tactic.

>>52190110
memory carpenter?

>>52190123
Should I be worried?

>>52190144
So I managed to move myself elsewhere, but I'm still stuck in the barrel.

>>52190144
do you need some help finding it?

>>52190144
But at least now you are trapped in a barrel and can't do things too overly nefarious

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>>52190155
Only if you plan on hurting anyone rather than loving them.

>>52190149
What does memory have to do with my powers?
I'm thinking "Ghostwood" but I'm not sure what "Selective Elimination" truly means.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>52190162
No, honestly it's probably safer away from me.
Gonna try to teleport ontop of Fragrant Art to trap them.

>>52190123
I like this guy! Does incubus need a helping hand?

>>52190175
Whelp, there goes some of the skin off the tip of my nose.

>>52190176
>>52190169
Somehow this pairing makes it seem like kids shouldn't be around...

I rolled for 4 powers because fuck you.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Attacks
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Aura
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutilation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cervid_Physiology

Ok... so im a monster now. I regret not listening to the op.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>52190193
I have half a mind to stuff you in an alternate reality painting until I've found the phylactery.

I will try to do that, actually

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>>52189098
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ki_Sense
I can sense power.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Weaponry
The ability to create and wield powerful unholy weapons.

>must be relatable or at least work in tandem
Maybe I can only make powerful ones where Ki energy is strong?

I can see it now
>You know how your mother and I feel about you creating evil weapons.
>No demon weapons in the House!
"Can I park in your garage? It's snowing out."
>No. Why don't you go and invent a demonic snow brush to clean your car.

>>52190173
It is quite a conundrum, but i'm sure you'll work it out. If you need help brainstorming or to bounce some ideas around just call because
*turns into giant set of ears*
i'm all ears

>>52190211
I can teleport.
Trapping me in a painting does nothing more to actually stop me.
But you succeeded.
What's the painting?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Aura?useskin=oasis

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frigokinetic_Invisibility?useskin=oasis

Arctic Jesus comes about and brings about a crusade against any evil.

>>52190204
You can't be any more monstrous if you amalgamate with the undead vampire dragon dragon

>>52190232
It's gonna be Picasso's Guernica

>>52190204
holy smokes it's the Bloody Love Buck!

i know your life is a neverending ocean of misery, but i just want you to know that your magical aura spreads a lot of good vibes around and we all appreciate it.

Rolled 10, 1 = 11 (2d20)

>>52190264
2 rolls, one to teleport ontop of you barrel free
The second for san loss

>>52190176
Don't we all from time to time?

My wish is to make a world where men and women are loving and loyal to their brothers and sisters. Isn't that something we should all aspire to?

I'll take that helping hand whenever and wherever you offer it!

>>52190213
Make a demonic ki rifle and I will take out all the recoil from it!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>52190291
So, I'm ontop of you, but not barrel free.
I'm also temporarily batshit insane.
Random teleportation: COMMENCE

>>52190215
How's this?

>>52190204
Don't worry Mr. Monster, you'd make a great addition to the team.
Specially with that love aura.

>>52190204
Can I eliminate myself from your perspective?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>52190311
Oh no! I escape into a painting of Bob Ross, one depicting a forest.

>>52190311
I teleported myself, part of you, and a distinct lack of a barrel, straight to the top of the statue of liberty.

>>52190335
You took my hand, you lunatic Zombie!

>>52190292
Anytime anyplace Helping Hand is always on the job!
*turns into giant thumbs up*

>>52190350
So how many appendages is that at this point.

>>52189041
>1 in 1,000,000,000

Might as well be real since you can't even notice that few people in the world.

Yes, they ARE literally there right in front of us, and yet they are completely hidden from our view at the same time, unless if you focus your senses.

Then you will see the true world, and realize how horrible it truly is.

Ignorance is not bliss, it's Heaven, and Knowledge is worse than reality itself.

>>52190350
You can teleport to different realities.. this is too frightening.

Also, give me back my hand!
>>52190377
My leg and my hand and part of my pinky!

>>52190316

Thank you for having me. I require meat. How do we feel about civilian casualties?

>>52190314
it's wonderfull! super evocative, really taps into the primordial core of existence while still being tree-related. You did it buddy, i mean ... Great job Yggdrasil!

>>52190350
eeep!

>>52190359
Helping hand! I need you again to regenerate my hand and pinky like you did my leg

>>52190396
W-we can find you a regenerator who will make loving d-donations.

About casualties... Don't worry between you and me nobody will even be able to put up a fight.

>>52190396
did somebody say meat?
*turns into giant slab of liver*
go for it buddy you've earned it

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Bomb_Generation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisibility

>>52190414
i'm here! i'm running out of limb related puns though.

I dont know... I kinda like it when they dont come back. A renewable food source is kinda like mcdonalds anyway.

We would make a good team, and anyway, I need to eliminate Yggdrasil apparently, also.

>>52190458
also i don't really regenerate as much as replace...

>>52190458
He's on his last leg?
He's got one leg in the grave?
You'll heal him, but it'll cost an arm and a leg?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

Rolling to be sane again.

>>52190446

*prods the slab of liver with a few sets of antlers*

I know I want this, but it will go straight to my guts...

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>52190377
I will become the statue of liberty on impact and then I'll sock you good!

>>52190484
wow you really have an
"turns into an eye"
eye for those

also i really appreciate you helping me out

>>52190503
I'm even crazier.
Rolling to try and teleport me, and the statue of liberty's head, to the moon.
>>52190510
You done goofed.

>>52190510
Or I can just splatter all over it, that's cool too

>>52190432

I think I could make a rudimentary hole for you to enjoy. You know, for when you get bored *nudge and a wink*

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>52190521
Aw, forgot to roll.
>>52190523
say, you wouldn't happen to be on the head?
Because if so, your coming to the moon (If I succeed)

>>52190504
guts!
*turn into writhing set of guts*
haha because of what you said
get it?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Don't mind me just a seduction roll

>>52190546
Need some wood?

>>52190543
Going by the chart I made, I'm now quadriplegic, in the amazon jungle, and I destroyed a decent chunk of the statue of liberty.

>>52190523
Hey You there.... Wanna make a living meat citadel? Thats art right? Im not sure how your power works but i'm fairly certain that we could make that happen with enough meat.

>>52190562
but you are doing what you love and we all support you!

>>52190543
I am in the head. I don't want to die yet

>>52190544

*sigh* O I see know how that works.

HEY. Ima go kill some people. I'm going to need a lot of meat for the citadel.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>52190575
He's a good guy.
Like, the only good guy here
Rolling to be sane enough to attract a jungle cat to eat me by shouting, so that I can die and regenerate.

>>52190575
If the architecture is nice it's art. But I am rather againt the material being meat. It sounds gross

>>52190602
Jungle cat instantly and painlessly kills me, I pop back to life in the Scottish wilderness, sane and healthy, but very confused.

>>52190594
killing people? killing my friends? you can't do that. That's not supportive or wholesome at all!

>>52190602

Hmmm. Well a giant meat citadel is good. Can i use that cat when you are done, btw?

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>52190624
I become a very colorful writing in gibberish and wait for astronauts to cut me out of the statue of liberty and bring me back to earth.

>>52190637
>>52190624

The world is doomed. I bring love and painful vivisection. Call it the culling. Call it art.

Its going to be living meat btw. At least I think i can swing that.

>>52190642
Sure, but I'm nowhere near it.
>>52190654
Nah man, I failed, the statue of liberty exploded instead, I died, and came back to life in scotland.
So you're fine, so long as the part you were on stayed intact.

>>52190654
It takes 69 days to get back

What would I have to roll to use both powers?

>>52190671
What were your powers again?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>52190669
Whoops too late.

But I will look for your phylactery some more

>>52189876
oops read that on the way to a meet up and misread. my bad.

That is is awesome and terrifying btw

>>52190693
I am blind deaf and have the attention span of a goldfish

how many heros are here?

>>52190689
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Mimicry
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Selective_Elimination

>>52190668
you sound like you have a lot of interesting ideas but also some pent up aggression, let's talk it out at that trendy new coffeehouse downtown.

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>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orang_Minyak_Physiology
Huh.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Embodiment
Well.
>Applications: Truth Manipulation
>Truth Manipulation: User can make the truth into a lie or make a lie into the truth. They can give themselves powers by lying and saying they have that power and making it the truth. They can also manipulate reality, making wishes true or by lying about being a god.
>Applications:
>Concept Manipulation - Create the concept of Truth or Lies or even Reality.
>Imagination Manifestation/Nonexistence - make imagination real or erase everything into falsehood.
>Knowledge Manipulation - Decide what is right and what is wrong.
>Life Mastery - control life on all levels.
>Logic Manipulation - Make the dumbest thing be right like a shallow pond being deep.
>Past Manipulation - make the past true or false.
>Self-Power Bestowal - Lie about the powers they have and make it true.
>Superpower Manipulation - Make the powers of anyone real or false.
>Universal Irreversibility/Absolute Restoration - make the changes on reality true or false.
>Vocifery - Manipulate reality by always being right.

>>52190730
Helping Hand, Incubus and Yggdrassil as well as me I think

>>52190730
I think one honestly.
Everyone else is either neutral, or a villain.
>>52190733
I guess d20, but roll them seperately.

>>52190714
i'll contact my friends at nasa and also get you a a brain surgery appointment.
*turns into temporal lobe*

>>52190743
An I thought Immortality and Teleportation was good, jeebus.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>52190733
How do I look?
Am I 20ft tall yet?

>>52190743
greetings mister president

>Soul Destruction
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Destruction

>Currency Generation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Currency_Generation

Tell me /co/... how much is a man worth? What's the price of a soul?

>>52190786
17ft so nearly there. You can do it!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>52190786
And now I shall find out how much of myself everyone else can see.

>>52190749
Im not a villain! I'm looking for MEAT.

>>52190742
Sure I like coffee. I suffer from ptsd actually. I dont talk about it a lot, but before I was a horrible monster, I had a little tech startup. Now I want MEAT, go figure.

>>52190806
So uh, why not get the meat from a bunch of blue whales?

>>52189041

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Absorption
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Data_Drain

Well this looks quite good

>>52190814
*grimace* You are a freaking monster. They are endangered. No, ill stick with culling humans, and maybe some pigs also because bacon.

>>52190801
I'm 17ft tall yet everyone can see me as 20ft tall....
Hm....

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Empowerment?useskin=oasis

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reanimation?useskin=oasis

MY THRALLS AND I GROW STRONGER EVERYDAY.

AHHHAHAHAHAHA

>>52190838
Made of meat by any chance? For curiosity.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>52190829
Well, at least I have an evil goal now.
Making blue whales extinct.
Rolling to teleport to a marine wildlife institute so I can figure out where they are.

>>52190806
sometimes life throws a curveball at you and at those times it's important to remember that life is a marathon and you want to turn it into lemonade. Now about the whole meat cathedral, have you considered taking a spin class instead?

>>52190841
Looks like we have another villain..
>sigh

>>52190838
Can anyone even see me?
Is anyone 3ft tall?
Get on shoulders, I have an idea.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Teleportation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Levitation
So basically, I can be anywhere I want and fly around.
This "Meta Teleportation" sounds awesome.

>>52190851
I made it, but I have a bald spot now.
Darn.

>>52190825
eh to me those powers both suck

get it? Jokes aside i'm sure you are a cool dude and a real pillar in you community.

>>52190849
*Taps self*
(Hollow knocking sound)
Apparently not.

>>52190853

I have too many limbs for that I think...

>>52190851

Well, I mean... don't just kill them... can you ship them to me at least? Waste not, and all.

>>52190838
You are 20ft tall.

>>52190849
i'm pretty sure he's wooden

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>52190863
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Rolling to teleport part of you away from the rest of you AKA cut you
>>52190885
Nah, I found a better goal.
eliminating the competition.

>>52190863
And I can materialize thoughts and bring whatever I want into the world.
Shit, this ability is amazing. You basically cannot catch me and I will just troll you by bringing back the dinosaurs on Earth while laughing inside a parallel world.

>>52189843
Underrated post.

>>52190882

Worth a shot I guess. We could team up, if you want to have the streets run red with the blood of the innocent.

>>52190896
Well, I teleported near you, but I didn't succeed in hurting you.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>52190887
God man, could you stop TPlich please? He's a very mean being!

>>52190896
I don't know how to roll a die on this board so fuck it, I'm out.

>>52190922
it's it's on the front of the board
dice+1d20
and in name put something that'll help me know who you are

>>52190896

Well... bring me his corpse.. is what I'm getting at. I'd help, but I dont want to.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>52190907
Better idea.
I shall now see how much you meat you can perceive out of 100%!

>>52190854
YOU WILL FALL VICTIM TO OUR... Good prices. Gorgoth and Company have what you need for cheap treasure horde transportation. Have trouble with trusting mages with teleporting your haul? Fear not these hard, never tiring, workers are nearly brainless! Gorgoth and Company, better service. Every Day.

>>52190933
nice helping hand lich!

>>52190944
>>52190907
You can no longer find 67% of all meat in the universe.
Happy hunting.

>>52190944
See, I think that is the problem then.. I need more EYES.
Thanks Yggdy, I'm kill stuff for eyes.

>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Attacks
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Transportation

So I can teleport through powerlines and basically fire off Kamehamehas? Sweet. No idea what my superhero name'll be, but I've at least got some good powers.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>52190947
Your workers smell a little strange...

>roll to perceive that they are undead

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>52190966

Now lets see here.... eyes....

>>52190915
I will give you the power to do so.
Fragrant Art, as long as you stay true to the path of a true hero, your endeavors shall always know success.

Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d20)

>>52190989
Thank you God-man!

With these powers I am sure to bead TPlich!
>roll with advantage to hit TPLich with nevous-palayzing pheromones

>>52190985
You can't see, smell, hear, or even begin to perceive meat.
Meat looks like, smells like, tastes like, and even sounds like, wood.
Well....67% of all meat....

>>52190973
Can I fight you, since the other teleporter fucked off?
>>52191000
You succeeded at failing.

>>52190989

oh um... God Man. Can you give me a meat citadel. No-one wants to help me build it because blah blah blah villainy.

>>52191000
>stuns himself
>into a coma
>how bad do you have to be?!

Power replication field
+
Precognition Manipulation

>munchkin powers activate

I guess my bread and butter would be luring precogs into traps so I can exploit their ability's myself... Pretty villainous.

>>52189041
>8 people on earth have super powers
Ftfy, kinda lame imo

>>52191008
Well, I offered to help, but noooo, don't wanna extinct anyone, do we?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>52190977
That's from all the hard work! It takes much time to train these willing workers and they have nothing on their mind except giving you the absolute best they can

>roll to bluff

>>52190947
*giant lump of brain tissue*
I choose Gorgoth for all my treasure moving needs, but hey what do i know i'm just 90 kg of pure thinking power! also oh my god the entire universe is just a simulation being run in a 12 dimensional crystal lattice!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>52190933
I roll to bring to this Earth Lovecraft's Old Ones while I cackle my ass off to another world.
Because fuck you for trying to kill me.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>52191028
>I wish I was awake to catch your bull but I woyld still fail.
>see?

>>52191006

Well thats just mean Yggdy. Crushing someones dreams like that.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>52191032
lol
Rolling to teleport your head off.

>>52191032
Aaand you fail

>>52191022
I mean, IIIIIII dont want to be the one that does it, but i could carry the equipment, or buy the plane tickets.

>>52191040
You turned yourself into....that.
I'm merely protecting people.

>>52191045
Well that was disappointing.
Can you bring him back to life God Man?
I want a fight that lasts longer than 2 seconds.

>>52191053
Can you eat the Old Ones?
They're not exactly from this universe so I know you can see them.

>>52191060
I don't give a shit. Let me stay dead, I wasn't exactly expecting to LARP like a tard, I just wanted to do the powerlisting lottery.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>52191007
Eh, why not?
>Rolling to blast Tele-lich with a beam of life force

As a side note, I've figured out a passable name.

>>52191062
I guess I wanted to give TPLich a sporting chance after all.

>>52191008
You have a meat citadel.

>>52191000
What part of “your endeavors shall always know success” was unclear?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>52191074
damn son
Rolling to Teleport you in half

>>52191060
time to get my head in the game
stop right there criminal scum!

>>52191054

People dont need protecting.. they need to be turned into meat. And juice also. Never gets enough play that.

And besides, if we are going to talk abuse of power, the mirror is pointed at you buddy.

And All i see now are fucking trees goddamnit.

>>52191073
>LARP
This ain't LARP

>>52191090
Well, I killed myself.
See you in 5 minutes whenever I manage to come back to life.
>>52191094
I'm dead.

>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Attacks

Oh come on, this is just Anime-tier levels of mary sue

>I give you down syndrome and erase your entire family from existence with a wave of my finger

>>52191069
Give me back my sight, and I might help.

>>52191087
67% of it is wood apparently. But thanks god. Much hearts,

>>52191104
oh fiddlesticks.

>>52191090
Welp. Looks like you teleported yourself in half, so I'm gonna call that one a win. Any other dastardly villains wanna feel the sting of ELECTROFORCE?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Invisibility

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ogre_Physiology

I'm a big semi-invisible at all times monster that may or may not be capable of magical feats such as shapeshifting .

I'm probably stuck as a villain on concept and diet alone.

>>52191107
Give yourself weaknesses.
Like make those powers have an 50/50-chance of back firing and hitting you instead.

>>52191116
You have sight!
I just altered your perception of the universe!

>>52191126
And 67% wood "ogrefuscation"

>>52191120
i'm afraid this is only a temporary victory Electroforce. we need to find his phylactery to stop him for good.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

Attempts to eat the Great Old Ones.

>>52191141
>>52191126
Nvm. Yggdy fixed the universe appearently.

>>52191146
I kinda assumed, given the whole 'lich' thing. Any idea where his phylactery actually is?

>>52189041

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Power_Manipulation

> The user can create, modify, remove and manipulate any power without limits, including meta, omni and even omnipotent powers by controlling the fundamental force that all powers are created from.

I am disqualified for winning at everything.

>>52191174
nope, and neither does he apparently so we need someone with some major scanning powers or some sort of magic dowsing rod.

>>52191169
No, I meant beforehand.
The Old Ones aren't from this universe.

Don't twist my words or I'll alter your perception of understanding!

>>52189041
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aggregation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mecha_Wearing

I accumulate loose matter around myself to form massive suits of armor, and also to form hyper-dense spheres for use as weapons.

>>52191014
I guess I could be hero team backup with the bonus of being invisible to precogs.

>>52191184
In front of you.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>52191184
>>52191174
The lich thing is slightly a misnomer, I just have a version of immortality that's based on an object.
The rest I built on myself for added fluff.
BTW, rolling to see how close I am when I come alive.
>>52191218
aw snap son

>>52191194
you haven't by any chance picked up a phylactery somewhere have you?

>>52191223
I'm rolling to see if I have altered your perception of your own phylactery!
What do I roll guys?

>>52191223
holy smowsers that's it! But killing is evil. would destroying the phylactery kill TPlich or just make him mortal?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impact_Absorption?useskin=oasis
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Portal_Creation?useskin=oasis
I absorb knetic energy and can use it to make portals to move through a dark realm. I'll call myself Shade.

>>52191218
Do you know where his phylactery is, God-man?

>>52191087
Godman, I beseech you, can you change me so that I may not be a monster? That my powers be cast anew?
love the meat citadel btw,

>>52191185
I have no Idea what you are talking about Yggdy, if I'm honest.

>>52191252
It would make him mortal.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>52191223
So I'm in Scotland.
Again.
Noticing a pattern here.
>>52191252
It would kill me, seeing as it's directly tied with my life.
Rolling to teleport it away to safety

>>52191260
You may reroll for your powers.

>>52191272
I do, but I lose a leg in the process.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>52191272
Rolling to see if you can perceive it.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>52191270
>>52191272
word of god versus those of a villain i'll take my chance and try to crush it with maximum hand power

>>52191286
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Human_Disguise
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Age_Aspect_Manifestation


Well.... fuck me then.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>52191287
>Rolling to blast Tele-lich with a life force beam

>>52191291
So I've teleported it away, but I've lost track of it again.
Damnit.
>>52191298
Well now, this is a conundrum.
The page for my power says that it would kill me, but god says it won't.
Huh.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superhuman_Empowerment?useskin=oasis

Also

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack?useskin=oasis

Where do I sign up for the group that hunts rogue supers with extreme prejudice.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>52191225
>one way to find out
If I have, it's beyond recovery now. Being condensed into an aggregate mass with tons of metal isn't the most reversible of processes.

>>52191291
16% percent of the phylactery is now undetectable.
At least to the teleporting lich.

This meat citadel actually smells really bad.
*tears welling up*

>>52191314
>>52191298
>>52191312
I'm dead now.
He destroyed my phylactery, and you immediately one shot me afterwards.
Congratulations
You beat one of hundreds of villains.

>>52191324
Crap, other way.
ONLY 16% can be perceived.
Like looking for HALF a needle in a haystack twice as large.

>>52191287
>>52191298
wait what? did i get it or not? In maximum hand form i can't see anything

>>52191308
You may roll again.

>>52191341
Rad.
>>52191350
We got 'im.

Why is no one helping me. *poses to the side* I'm pretty right?

>>52191350
I'm dead.
Doesn't matter whether I or god was right, you both killed me.
Gratz, you're either an assisted killer, or just a straight up killer.

>>52191341
wooohoo score one for justice!
what crimes did TPlich even do?
anyway hero-party back at my hand-tower beach resort!

>>52191338
You cannot smell the meat citadel.

>>52191366
very talkative for a dead person, but i guess that's to be expected from a lich.

>>52191377
I mean, I think he teleported a dude's head off once.
>>52191363
Eh, I'd say you're average.

>>52191377
I fought an evil eldritch guy, beat up some superheroes, and suggested extincting blue whales.
Oh, and I destroyed the statue of liberty.
>>52191392
I might reroll and comeback as a different character.
It's up to God-Man.

>>52191407
So you beat up a foreigner, and then beat up some superheroes, suggested extincting the ocean's most majestic creatures, and then destroyed a national monument. Our actions were justified.

>>52191407
>I might reroll and comeback as a different character.

Go ahead.

>>52191357
Oh thank godman.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metaphysics_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Submission

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>52191377
Finally i have some time away from my pulse pounding existence as super-supporter and get to enjoy the smaller things in life: like waterskiing with all these bikini babes!

>>52191357
So.. Do we have good wifi up here? I mean I guess we should right?

>>52191427
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Mind
I'm immune to mind control, and can control every part of my body, like metabolism, and amount of muscle used. Neat.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Negation
I am immortal, and I can bring anyone back to life.
GUESS WHO's BACK

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>>52191449
>>52191455
you're a what now!?

>>52191427
thanks God-Man

I just want to point out

>1 in 1,000,000,000 humans

That's like 7 people.