So how does your girlfriend feel about your love for tabletop?

I want the robots to go back to their own board.

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>having a girlfriend

A girlfriend would significantly cut into my mini painting and shitposting time.

>>52182164
Both my wife and my girlfriend enjoy board games. Which is nice as I can use them as play testers.

They also enjoy cosplay and larp.

>>52182164
>or does she shit on it?
She better not shit on my tabletop, I just had it refinished.

>>52182164
YOU ASSUME WE HAVE GIRLFRIENDS?

WE ARE USERS OF 4CHAN! WE ARE REMOVED FROM SOCIETY!

>>52182164
Got my gf into tabletop gaming within a week of meeting her. Been gaming together ever since.

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>>52182425
Well, my wife used to drawfriend on here, so it can't be all bad.

>>52182460
Liar. Love can bloom anywhere but 4chan.

>>52182164
>There are only two options
Kill yourself

She doesn't mind, but she doesn't play either. We tried to get her into it, but it quickly became aparent she's simply not interested at all. So usually when the game is held in our place, she just sit in other room and watch a movie or read a book.

>>52182164
She participated with me all the time. I was very impressed; we've had a lot of fun with tabletop over the last seven years, even after getting married. It's been really great.

And now she's left me for one of the other players, and I'm going to butcher him and make her watch.

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>>52182478
>There are only two options.

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>>52182396
>Both my wife and my girlfriend

>>52182499
Daily reminder that if you are leaving yourself to binary choices, you are intentionally crippling yourself.

She'll play any setting that lets her have a dog companion. Her characters are all over the map, but they gotta have a borzoi. Fucking loves borzoi more than me, probably. I'd go for it RL but a. co-ownership of a dog is a pretty big leap and b. we live in a city, what're we going to do with a big-ass hunting dog.

She'd been doing it before I met her, though. One of my secret triumphs is when she replaced her phone background with a picture of us and not one of the borzoi owner blogs she follows. Apparently they're their own community.

So basically she's fine with me playing fantasy so long as she gets her own fantasy, which is owning a ridiculous dog. Not too bad.

>>52182513
>>52182396
Wait, there's more than one Poly on the board besides me? I was always under the impression that /tg/ was 98% monogamous.

>>52182561
I bet one of you is fucking this dude's wife >>52182495

>>52182561
Monogamous means 1 partner. Tg is sologamous.

>>52182164
She played D&D in high school, same as I did, and she plays in my game now.
I also got her into MTG, and she doesn't mind board games, but she never really gets in to them either - she likes playing a character rather than playing a game.

>>52182637
>>52182460
>>52182449
>>52182396
They're going to leave you, you stupid fucks. All of you are fools!

>>52182697
>Being still this butthurt about parents divorce
But Steve, it was ALL your fault

>>52182164
She's kinda ambivalent.
That's fair though, she never really played any games when she was younger, and would probably get a bit confused if she tried.
Also I haven't pressed her, because she's previously said she's uninterested.

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>>52182164
We actually play on the same group, we got together thanks to DM intervention.
It's weird how two years ago I was living in hicksville middle of nowhere fingering trailer trash and farm girls; now I'm living in a trendy college town dating a prim and proper korean traditional girl.

>>52182913
>we got together thanks to DM intervention.

STO-REE-TIME

STO-REE-TIME

>>52182834
I don't want her to leave, Anon...
I can't remember how to be me anymore. It's only her, all the way down.

>>52182952
Not a lot to tell, she noticed we liked each other but were hesitant to do anything about it so she made us sit next to each other, made our characters interact a lot and made her spit on my drink on a dare. Basically broke the ice for ice for us and we took it from there.

>>52182561
Probably still is 98% most of the poly's here seem to post around 8-10pm us mountain time for some reason.

>significant other

I... was supposed to get my wizard powers by now.

I feel that I have been mislead.

>>52183310
Anon...

She thinks it's pretty cool. She's been liking the board games so far, loved Secret Hitler. Might segue into Paranoia, since that's sort of a mix between Secret Hitler and a more traditional RPG

>>52183292

Fuck You.

>>52182200

I have a friend who literally has this agenda.
And this is a guy who teaches dance classes with smoking hot girls as a full time job, so there is no shortage of ammunition!
He simply states that he cannot understand why any of us (the usual gang) has time to have girlfriends and family, as it takes away from the hobby.

The worst part is that they want to keep playing. Do I play along until a good opportunity to strangle him appears? Just go in blazing out of the gate? Or just cuck out and give up?

>>52182499
Elf hands down

>>52182164
Im not the man to have a waifu, but if i did it would be Elvira

>>52182499
>elf is a picture of best girl

Didn't even read the fucking post, you fucked yourself over.

>>52182164
My wife tags along about every other time I go board gaming, and she also has a roleplaying group she plays with about once a month. She's asked if I'm interested in tagging along, but I'm more into strategy and their group is heavy on the RP.

>>52183310

Anon we need to take you to the bunny ranch and get you fucked.

Someone sell their 40k stash to get this dude laid.

>>52185144
Marceille a shit with fat ears

Me and my wife play savage worlds with a group of our friends because we all have shit taste. Also we've started playing DnD with a few of her co-workers. She has fun but she has trouble coming up with back stories for her characters and actually role playing

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>>52185166
I'll fight you.

>>52182164
On a completely unrelated not, I had a dream last night where a friend called me and said "Hey Elvira just moved into town do you go hang out at her place?" to which I of course responded "Hell yeah!" thinking I would get to see a bunch of cool memorabilia. When I arrived I found out the house was only half constructed and all her stuff beside the furniture was at her old place, disappointed I sat on her couch and ate some fairly underwhelming chicken that I ended up accidentally dropping on floor and then the dream ended.

I have no idea why I had that dream, what it means or why I thought I'd share it but there ya go

>>52183475
>>52185163

It's not so bad, I tell myself. Also please do not sell your 40K. I think a hooker that price would kill me.

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Sorry ladies, I only have room for the love of the Emperor in my heart!

>>52185341
Emprah sez: fuck bitches make guardsmen.

>>52182164
Like most of my interests, she doesn't see the appeal for herself personally but she sees that it makes me happy so she's all for it

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Mine doesn't particularly care, she has mild interest but if given the choice would probably prefer vidya.

>>52182164
I don't have one.

However let me tell you a player and friend of mine and his gf.
>friend and I thirsting for a campaign
>finally manage to round up some buddies for 5e
>no one can settle for a date
>a week passes
>hope is gone
>friend tells me his gf has 2 friends thirsting for a campaign too but they need a GM
>gf wants to play too
>oh boy, I know how this ends
>accept anyways
>session 0
>she understands almost everything I explain fairly quickly
>makes a male rogue halfling that offers weapon and artifact restoration services
>it's actually a scam, he actually forges a copy and keeps the original
>I love it
>not that great roleplayer but still manages to act fairly consistently according to her character
>her friends are pretty chill guys and great players
>realize she saved the campaign

If they ever break up, I'm gonna cry.

>>52182477
even on the battlefield?

She likes playing board games well enough but she doesn't play the more nerdy stuff like D&D or Mtg.

>>52185542
And the moral of the story is that you were the faggot that came in with your preconceptions because "girl" and likely almost ruined everything yourself.

>>52182499
Elf pro/con
Pro: like 5e, posts on /pol/, plays 40k, likes nids.
Neutral: plays tau
Con: pegging, fart jokes, likes Steven universe, BLOODY ELF.

Shit.

>>52182164
Wifey likes D&D almost as much as I do. Get her into 3E cause splatbooks and let her go crazy. she creates new monsters, races, artifacts, fuck she is in the middle of worldbuilding right now. thank FUCKING GOD.

>>52182499
GODDAMNIT. THEY'RE BOTH SO SHIT.

The elf would be less shit but liking Big Bang Theory is such a massive stain that it drags the rest of her down hard.

>>52182164
>Implying I have a girlfriend
>Implying I've ever had a girlfriend
>Implying I'll ever have a girlfriend

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>>52185781

I'll be your girlfriend Anon.

>>52185558
Especially on the battlefield

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>>52182164
she used to play when she was younger, but doesn't now. shes kind of interested but also kind of doesnt want to, but she asks me how the campaign went sometimes (i'm the dm).

>>52185616
In my defense, it has nothing to do with them being girls. It's just that we've had negative experience with friends bringing their gf (and bf in one occasion) to game nights in the past.
As a matter of fact, he revealed to me he hesitated too.

Here, have an opposite anecdote:
>same friend GMing a one shot
>other friend joins too
>we're going to play in his country house
>brings his gf
>she wants play
>cool
>she makes a super special snowflake noble elf spellcaster
>one shot, so who cares
>she won't stop ordering the rest of the party
>play along to get this thing moving
>she gets mad at her bf over the dumbest and tiniest things
>things escalate
>they both storm out yelling
>spend the rest of the night drinking beer with friend while they have makeup sex

>>52182499


>Steven-Universe
>blue-black
>Varg threads
>Kill La Kill
>Big Bang Theory
>Cigarettes
>Thinks Wyverns should count as Dragons


The elf must die.

>>52185830
Oh and she's into Incase too, Anon.

You're in for a strapping good time.

You're gonna get buttfucked

I play 5e with her other boyfriend. She's not in the game. I don't particularly think it interests her directly (though she's talked about doing a game with him), but she's a bit of a fantasy nerd herself so she flirts with some character concepts in some of her doodles.

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My waifu wouldn't mind. She'd probably enjoy the storytelling. I'd probably have to keep track of her character sheet, but that's okay.
She'd probably love to play cleric, it really seems her type.

>>52182164
I don't have one. But I want one.
It's just hard to find the time to put myself out there though. I work 10 hours a day and work weekends. Factoring in time spent getting ready for work, driving, and sleeping, I only have 3 1/2 hours of free time a day, and that's around 9 at night.

God my job is killing me.

>>52186149
Where do you work?

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>>52186073
THis.

Elf has no actual pros, except being a cheesecake elf.

>>52185288
Actually, if you go to the Chicken Ranch (or whatever it's called, it's the closest legal Brothel to Vegas) It's only about $400-$600 depending on what sex acts you'd like. Prices are negotiable, and I hear most virgins get a discount.

>>52186157
Commissioned sales. Because I'm commission, not hourly, I'm exempt from Overtime laws. So I work 46-50 hours a week. I also work about half an hour to 45 minutes away depending on traffic. Weekends are our busiest days, so everyone works them.
But I've never made even close half of what I do now, so yay I guess.

>>52182396
Out of curiosity, how do I introduce a girlfriend to my wife? Legitimately want answers to this one.

>>52182499
I still override rules and go with multi-track drifting

>>52186278
It's not worth it

I won't fucking touch sales

I'm looking for a job and the cultures keep coming after me

The other day I got a phonecall that woke me out of a dead sleep (I work nights so this was at 9 am) and a woman with an Indian access to tells me they saw my resume and liked it, and I've bee. Shopping it around so I'm like oh shit cool. We have a brief phone interview and it seems like she's into me (professionally speaking) and then she just offhandedly mentions it was for fucking insurance sales. I had to stop her spiel twice to get her to confirm, and when I told her I wasn't interested in comissioned sales she spouted off a okthanksbye and hung up

Fuckers are trying to trick me.

>>52182499
The dwarf would at least be tolerable, while the elf is pretty much a shit tier non-human being.

>>52182164
My girlfriend wants me to run a game of MAID. I have mixed feelings about this.

>>52182164

She's not a fan but she doesn't mind it. She makes fun of it sometimes but is pretty chill.

Occasionally she's expressed a passing interest in learning but I'm not really keen for that to happen. Bringing a girlfriend into a game is fraught at the best of times, and in her case I'm not convinced she could take it seriously enough not to ruin it for everyone else. (Not that trpgs are srs bsns or anything but some basic level of commitment is necessary as a player.) The only character idea she has ever suggested was 'a dwarf, mage, version of Danny DeVito. Wearing a thong.' Which I don't necessarily find encouraging.

She sometimes dresses up as an LoTR elf and throws me a cheap knight costume and yells something about being her Aragorn, or whatever.

I dunno man.

>>52187209
>The only character idea she has ever suggested was 'a dwarf, mage, version of Danny DeVito. Wearing a thong.' Which I don't necessarily find encouraging.
Clearly you haven't watched ZARDOZ yet. You should go watch ZARDOZ.

THE GUN IS GOOD.
THE PENIS IS EVIL.

It's at that amazing threshold of silly and serious.

>>52182164
i wouldnt be with a girl that shit on my hobbies. those types of girls are one night stand material or girlfriend for awhile to help pay the bills at most. fuck people without hobbies/interests or that people that shit on yours. fuck them.

>>52182164

We met at a game actually. Friend of a friend's girl.

>>52187221

I mean I do actually think she'd be good in a light hearted campaign, but not with my regular group.

>>52186081
>strapping good time.

HAH

pegging

>>52182164
I kind of want to jack off to Elvira now

>>52182164
Plays eldar

Thinks Tyranids are cute

>>52186244
How do they check if someone is a virgin?

>>52182164
She also plays.

>>52186114
>other boyfriend

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>>52182164
>Is she a fan too, or does she shit on it?
What kind of beta fuck stays in a relationship where their partner shits on their passions?

I'm not currently in a relationship, but when read: if I am, I expect partner to at least tolerate my interests. If she loves tabletop, that's great. If she doesn't, that's fine, but she should understand it's something I enjoy.

If you let someone try to change you by telling you your interests are bad, you deserve what you get.

>>52186119

Either that or a direct ripoff of Zatoichi.

>>52182499
>Cheesecake elf
Pound her senseless in the morning then you don't have to worry about her for the rest of the day.

Solved.

>>52182561
Theres 3 of us it seems

>>52184725
Sounds like an asexual.
Or one who hasnt met my girl, she spends more time sorting out the campaign i dm than i do

>>52182164
When we started dating and talking about things that we liked I mentioned that I liked 'board games' and she told me she loved playing board games. We were both being a little bit dishonest - when I said 'board games' I meant CCG's and wargames, and when she said that she 'loved board games' she meant she liked playing Monopoly once a year on Christmas afternoon.

During the first year she tried, just like I tried to get into some of her interests (like anime). She would sit across from me and try to puzzle out the card games, the war games, the occasional RPG. As time passed and we stopped trying to impress each other, her interest faded, and these days we never play them.

And I think that's fine, to be honest. She has her things, I have my things, and we some other things that we do together. I hit up the LGS two or three times a month to play, and she's never said one bad word about my playing.

The first person I dated when I moved to this city was way big in to CCG's, and it was kind of a pain. The mostly male population of players seemed to low-key resent me for snagging the qt of the group. Every interaction with them was a sort of contest, with each of them trying to show me up at every turn. I'm not big on confrontation, so that made playing very unpleasant for a while.

>>52182478
Compromising like adults, on my 4chan? Madness.

>>52182164
She's not really into it, but she's cool about it. Everytime I come home from my weekly pathfinder game she asks me how it went and if I killed anyone ( since I'm a Forever GM).

>>52182913
>I only date stereotypes
I feel for you.

>>52187454
>Complains about beta fucks
>Never in relationship himself
Is this a new mutation of friendzone meme?

>>52187594
Jokes on you, because that's the way how you sustain a healthy, long-going relationship.

>>52182164
Why would anyone shit on a table? Excluding germans that is.

>>52186605
This. I would literally rather be dead. Telemarketing shouldn't exist.

>>52186605
>>52187675
And yeah, I don't know how many times I've seen ads for shit like "communicator" or "marketing associate" or some shit like that, and it turns out to be telemarketing.

>>52187608
Not that guy, but it's pretty fucking beta to be led around by the nose by your girl. Sure, most men are so thirsty they'll sell their entire existences for sex, but just because most people do it doesn't make it admirable.

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>>52187608
I didn't say I was never in a relationship. I had a nice casual thing for about a year. I unfortunately had to move a few States away so we can't really see each other anymore. She had too much going on in her life to leave and I wasn't willing to live in Texas.

But sure, a relationship should be based in commonality/compatibility, but each person still needs to be their own person. Sacrificing all of your individuality isn't healthy.

Wife hates pretty much anything to with tabletop games. At first she could compromise but lately she's gotten way more bitchy about it.

As soon as i get my own apartment it's divorce time. I don't even love her any more. It feels more like we're just living together than being husband and wife.

Never get married folks, it never lasts. The whole "True Love" schtick is just a lie perpetuated by fools and idealists. I wish i knew that before i fell for it like a sucker.

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Girlfriend started out sort of hanging around on Saturday night game night as we played at my place and she lived there.

She developed a habit of interjecting at the most inappropriate moments with something cutting or just generally quite funny - this also had something to do with the amount of wine she'd drunk.

The DM finds it impossible to do a girly voice so she started getting roped in to play NPCs, then after a couple more months statted out the most magical realm character imaginable (for me anyway) and started playing.

That was about seven years ago. Still here.

>>52186447
Most people tend to resent finding out their significant other is polygamous after the fact.
Its generally something that needs to be done upfront.

>>52186447
Uh, if this wasn't discussed with your wife before you got a girlfriend, you might want to not do that.

>>52185341

> Posts the one primarch who had a mother and a wife

>>52184517
Can't take a joke Mormon-kun?

>>52182164
I'm single.

My GM and his fiancee play together in our group, but they're both stealth neckbeards so it works out.

>>52187409
Do you still have your certificate from Penis Inspection Day?

>>52185511
Fellow Scotlandfag?

>>52186447
Have a double date with your wife and her boyfriend, cuck.

>>52186447
How would you want your wife to introduce a boyfriend you didn't know she had? Try that. It still won't end well.

>>52188745
How would you introduce your wife to her boyfriend she didn't know she had?

>>52188762
You place a picture of four different cocks on the table and tell her to pick one.

Then introduce her to the winners cock. Done.

>>52182164
I will become a wizard in 6-7 years...

So far, so good.

>>52187863
How long were you engaged before you got married?

>>52182164
I dont have a girlfriend myself but if yours doesnt know how to use the bathroom you might need additional help

>>52187169
What are you, a faggot? Do it!

>>52187169
She may just be interested in calling you "Master" for a few hours, anon.

>>52182913
>comfy hometown, wholesome white girls
>hipsterville, female nerd chink
Feels like a step down desu

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>>52187169
Do it, faggot. Have her dress up as well.

>>52189161
>gooks
>chinks
Pick one. Reminds me of a joke, actually.

>>52182164
My hobbies are fitness, firearms, cars, miniatures, and computers.

She certainly thinks the miniatures hobby is the nerdy/geeky-est one. But it doesn't bother her at all. Shit, she rides horses, and stable fees are 800 a fucking month, and that's not including farrier, vet, or supplements (horses eat performance food too) so she has no room to complain.

She's actually hinted that in a way she likes my miniature hobby because it means I have a somewhat artistic side, whatever that means.

The girls that I've dated were into tabletop games and would play with me.

>>52182164
Don't have one. Closest equivalent (close friends, live together, intend on keeping this practice for life, have joked about getting married, etc) plays.

>>52189161
>wholesome
>trailer trash
>farm girls
You know nothing, Jon Snow.

>>52188848
2 years and we've been married for 4 years now. I have been searching for a place of my own for the last 6 months or so. Blasted dead end town when it comes to apartments but at least i have a decent job

>>52189583
Listen to this man.

I've been down the trailer girl path exactly twice. While fun for a while, old habits die hard and wholesome ain't one of em.

>>52189583
>>52189623
These guys know. You will get your dick sucked if you go around trailer girls and farmer chicks, don't get me wrong.

You'll regret it, though.

>>52189583
Anyone wanna bet he has 14 or 88 tattooed somewhere on his body?

>>52189726
Not the anon you're referring to, but I only date white women because I think mixed children are unethical for a variety of reasons, health, identity, and heritage among a few, but I'm no white supremacist. People should do what they like.

>>52189814
>health

In what sense, anon?

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>>52182499
>Dwarf believes all the memes about GURPS
>Elf wants quests back on the board

>>52189814
>mixed children are unethical
Race is a social construct anon

>>52190030
Children from two parents that are genetically different have a much higher proclivity for congenital maladies. Sometimes they are also too different from either parent to accept or donor organs to or from either parent. It's fairly well known in the medical world (I'm an er nurse).

There's a reason the hottest topic in big pharma is race tailored medicine. Cellular respiration can even be slightly different between races. Drugs like Bidil exist because people of African descent are genetically different enough where heart medicine that normally works on eurasians has extremely poor efficacy on those African descended people.

Animal husbandry I think shows the biggest impact of significantly mixing. Breed two dogs that are similar but just different enough, say an German shepherd and a Belgian shepherd, and you'll get hybrid vigour and a stellar product. Breed two animals that are too different, say a Doberman and a Dachshund, and you get a minpin, which have a slew of health and behavioral problems as a breed. Hybrids that do get papers to breed, usually have the stiff requirement that they breed with one of the two breeds of their parents, to normalize the line. Second and 3rd generation hybrid vigor is very very rare and you usually end up with a very poor animal.

>>52182499
I assigned a point to either Elf or Dwarf based on which I prefer, ignoring ones where they agree (such as liking Boku no Pico), the Douglas Adams/Terry Pratchett split, and the JoJo/KLK one because I have no preference over their weebisms.

They came out in a tie, but Dwarf wins because Elf is a /pol/tard and wants to fuck my ass and/or shove things in my dick.

>>52187685
>>52187675
>>52186605
My first job was telemarketing. Sorry, Survey Taking. We didn't sell anything so we were exempt form the Do Not Call List.
But no, my current job isn't phone sales, it's face to face sales. I sell Mattresses.
For the aforementioned 10 hours a day.

>>52187409
If you say you are, and ACT like you are, they know most of the time.

>>52185616
I think he made the assumption not because girl, but because having significant other in a group is generally a shitty idea and distracts from the game. Generally.

>>52190429
Isn't it also true though that crossbreeding strenghtens lines genetically?

>>52186114
C-c-c-cucked

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>>52187333
Is it bad I read that post in Phil Ken Sebben's voice?

>>52190429
Humans are in the "similar but just different enough" range, though. Or even in the "basically the same" area, given how most modern races have significant historical interbreeding.

>>52190609
Yes, but it has to be done with animals that are significantly similar but just different enough. The introgression of DNA has to be supplemental. Hence why I used the examples I did.

This happened in humans too. Coincidentally all within 150 years in various locations around the world, and all due to political consolidation. Tokugawa Japan, Tudor England, Qing dynasty Manchuria, Hohenzollern Prussia, to name a few. Basically what you go due to political consolidation was the heavily pushed marriages of once rival families or disparate peoples that would never have mixed before but are encouraged to to secure the political hegemony of a ruler. This mixing of significantly similar but just different enough peoples coincides with an in jump of high single to low double digits in these regions and an explosion of enterprise, literature, art, culture, ethics, economy, philosophy, and societal systems that catapulted them to be amongst the most powerful in their respective regions within a century.

>>52182164
shes cool with it, thinks some of the minis are cool or "pretty cute desu" she plays board games though and DnD sometimes

>>52187210
Hot..?

>>52182164
Doesn't enjoy it, playfully makes fun occasionally, but she doesn't mind that I enjoy it

>>52190768
Iq jump

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She never wants to play, but she enjoys hearing the stories that come from it.

>>52188640
not him but scotlandfag here. Midlothian, you?

>>52190761
No, many human populations don't fall into this similar but just different enough category, unfortunately. Modern anthropology, big pharma, heck you can even see it in some patients I've attended, don't agree with that sentiment.

>>52190768
>>52190793
Fascinating.

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>>52182164
>Girlfriend
>implying
Like that's going to happen for some time. I spend too much time focused on uni work, and sadly years of listening to my mother's stories of either growing up or being in the military have left me with unreasonably high standards.

Plus, its just hard to find a girl I like. There are only a few girls in my field of study, and I don't care too much for them. Most of the girls that I go to church in lack that certain fire or ambition I like. Normie girls are generally unappealing to me, especially really pale girls. And even though I tend to get along well with Asian girls, It always feels awkward because growing up my family has always hosted Japanese exchange students, so they tend to feel too much like a sister rather than a prospective gf.

Add in the fact that I'm a sold 4/10, a 5'9" manlet, and a literal autist who ironically cannot stand to be around other autists, my chances are pretty dang slim.

All I want is to one day find my own Sarah Conner, Ellen Ripley, Samus Aran, or Nabooru. Its just not fair.

>>52190418
Race is how your genetics are constructed, anon.
There, I fixed your statement to be accurate now. You're welcome fgt :D

>>52190429
I doubt outbreeding depression has that large of an effect on humans as compared to animals.
I mean, humans probably aren't going to have as deleterious conditions as, say, those poor hybrid Lions in that one zoo in India. Sure, you might have some slightly bothersome medical consitions, but nothing that is completely life ruining

>>52189583
I'll give you trailer trash, but what's wrong with farmgirls?

>>52182164
>madly in love with a girl
>confessed to some mutual friends she wants a ring
>haven't even taken her on a proper date
>just years of passbys and qt glances
>tfw she's normie af
>tfw she's more gorgeous than me or any man on this earth deserves
>tfw her activities consist of partying and occasional sport outings with friends

Honestly I don't give a fuck. When the day comes that she notices I disappear for 8 hours a week and demands an explanation I'll reveal my deep dark secrets of dice rolling and barbarians. It should be a good lead-in that I paint a lot of fantasy/scifi landscapes and some Tin-Tin tier comics in my spare time but if its real she'll understand.

Or we'll compromise
>I give up dice rolling until I'm old and boring anyway
>she gives up her breast reduction until they're hitting her knees

>>52191003
>Really bothersome medical conditions

This plus more. Temperament, while influenced by environment is also strongly dictated by genetic expression. Animals are bred for desired temperament, humans are no exception. Mixed children statistically do quite poorly at academics and have a much higher proclivity to dysfunctional adulthood and crime.

Like I said, you can do what you want, but for me, I wouldn't fee ethical in saddling a kid with this like I don't feel ethical in saddling them with debt that they'll have to pay the interest in because my government is crap with money.

>>52190898
>it's not fair
>my entire concept of women is based in fantasy
I wonder why this is going so wrong for you...

Unplug and get a mormon-offshoot girl. They'll surprise you. More of a Molly Pitcher type than a Sarah Conner, but that's the best you can hope for in a real person: steadfast support.

>>52190609
>crossbreeding
yes, between say you and somebody a few dozen generations removed.

but you can maintain a healthy genetic product, in theory, by marrying only 2nd cousins for the rest of eternity.

>Source: Talking out my ass

>>52191160
This. I'd rather have a plain looking loyal team mate that walks the walk in bed than a stunner who's always skirting the boundaries of relationship treachery on purpose or otherwise.

I've been down both, I know what I'd prefer.

>>52191160
>Unplug and get a mormon-offshoot girl.
What if I'm already a Mormon? Plus, much of the girls I know at the wards I've been to tend to lack a certain something. Maybe I should stop comparing other girls to my mom or sister
Also, I think I may come across as a tad intimidating, since I often get very involved in the theological discussion and scriptural study in church

>>52187333
why not tho

>>52190898
5'9" is average not manlet, are you just severly insecure?

>>52191235
Oh you're a Mormon, that explains the inferiority complex

>>52188640
>>52190847

Nope, Texas that bar is owned and run by a guy from Weymouth, though

>>52191435
I've just been here far too long, and bought into the meme.
Also, I feel small because nearly every other male of both sides of my family easily breaks 6ft, so I feel a tad insecure about I'm the runt of the pack.

>>52191457
Nah, that's the aspergers. I developed the inferiority complex as a defense mechanism due to observing how other aspies tend to be vain and convinced of their objective superiority in everything, so I cultivated a sense of self loathing to keep me from turning into a Sheldon Cooper brand of asperger. And yes, that kind does exist, and I've seen too many of them in school and support groups than I'm comfortable with. Really though, aside from the confidence issues in regards to finding girls, it has worked wonders in helping me learn and behave as a proper and somewhat productive member of adult society without having to rely on considerations and disabilities nonesense

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>>52182164
>girlfriend
A what?

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>>52185781
We all know that feel here.

>>52182164
>There people on /tg/ who sold their magical powers to succubi
Fucking faggots.

>>52191519
Both were me, but I did know that kind of Asperger's exists, anybody who doesn't is an idiot, unequivocally. I do have a question though, why are you religious at all? I've been led to believe that most aspies/high-functioning autists absolutely hate the inconsistencies and idiosyncratic thinking believing in God actually requires, by said aspies and their relatives.

>>52188785
>You place four different cocks on the table and tell her to pick one.
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>52191235
You should stop comparing girls to your mom as a matter of course, it's not fair to you or the wan to compare them to a wan who literally wiped your ass when you were a mewling little tit parasite and is the subject of every prenatal warm.and fuzzy ur-memory you have.

>>52182164
>or does she shit on it
I'm not saying it doesn't happen at all but it certainly isn't a common thing.
On the other hand, popularity of watersports around here really is astonishing, especially considering we're landlocked country.

>>52182164
Haven't had one since high school. I'm not a bad looking guy, either, I'm just an antisocial asshole who only has two female friends, neither of whom I'm romantically interested in.

>>52191593
As someone who used to be an intellectual religious fag before attending a Baptist University, apologetics is a hell of a drug. You either drink that koolaid deep or it breaks you. Once you get past those details, there are a lot of things in religion to appeal to nerds: lots of fun and funny facts to memorize, edition wars, a sense of personal superiority based on how much useless trivia you can acquire, being a virgin is considered a GOOD thing... Religion is the original nerd crack. Star Wars and Marvel comics came later.

>>52182164
She wishes that my group didn't play as much, since she feels excluded since she doesn't play and wants to spend time with me. She's played before, but she was with a shitty group who was her family and they kind of spoiled RPGs

So I've taken to running a simple, one-person game with her. She gave it a solid try, said it was nothing like when she first played. She's having fun, learning the rules, and maybe eventually I'll be able to talk her into joining the group.

>>52191693
Give her the cuddles, bitches love cuddles

>>52185558
>>52185837
Kek

>>52191687
Did the Baptists break you? And I get the rest of your post it makes sense and helps explains why the church was so tied up with science for so long.

>>52191593
Eh... Mormonism is, well, honestly pretty consistent aside from the "Jews travelled to the Americas, then became the decendants of Native Americans."

>>52191668
If you're physically attractive, there's no such thing as a platonic relationship with women. My nickname in college was "face" because I was faked with inviting girls to our parties and they would be less likely to say no to me. I'm a total asshole too. If you're a total asshole and legitimately decent looking, I would wager serious money they wouldn't turn you down if you tried to take it beyond friendship with one of them. women don't stay friends with assholes if they're not attracted to them.

>>52191723
Tasked instead of faked. Posting from phone sucks

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>>52191593
Well, first of all I had a highly supportive family and a good church life growing up, plus the idea of not only someone who will always love and care for you, but also a specified and codified system of atonement and forgiveness for wrongdoings and sins that required action on the part of the belligerent greatly appealed to young me and my huge justice boner.

As I grew older, I had a lot of support to get further in to the study of scripture and doctrine, and to channel my energy into that. Combined with the bit where the concept of the existance of the "unmoved mover" seemed intuitive to me helped continue my interest in religion.

Further, it was also my local church and youth leaders and the adults there that helped provide a great amount of emotional and academic support during adolescence, as well as their support for me in the Scouting program and their constant push for my to strive to always improve in life and scouting, and was what helped me eventually get my Eagle.

Also, the metaphor of the "refiner's fire" really appealed to the sword-nerd in me greatly.

Then once I got into College, and started taking my intro to philosophy classes, I immediately fell in love with existentialism, particularly of Kierkegaard, as it helped give me even more backbone and personal connection to me religious upbringing.

I guess it really boils down to how good of an experience you've had with religion growing up, and how much the people there are willing to teach you and feed into your autistic desire for knowledge and learning.

Also, as I grew older and learned about other religions, I felt the doctrine of the LDS was a lot more appealing to me than other religions and sects. They tend to be far too depressing for my taste.

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>>52182164
She is also a fan. We both like PnP and are in the same game currently. She thinks my wargaming miniatures are interesting and keeps telling me to paint more of them, though the game itself isn't super appealing to her. She is more into board games than me. I bought my first board game recently, and we've been playing it 2 player a lot. Things are pretty great at two years, they're out there lads.

>>52187409
By how much you sweat and stutter when women talk to you

>>52191717
After my survey of the OT professor, a former Marine and really cool guy, told me and my entire class that the sun existed before God said let there be light but it didn't generate energy until said moment, or that it didn't RAIN until the flood of Moses, and a myriad of other things that was basically the nail in the coffin. That and the fact the effective behaviour of the students around me was no different from any highschool, being forced to attend chapel/convocation between classes once every two weeks, and the presence of a religious mission statement in my MATH class.

>>52191707
Hell yeah. I give her as many cuddles as physically possible.

Only problem is that it's a cross-country relationship. Spending a month here or few weeks there just isn't enough.

But hey, I'm planning on getting an apartment with her here in a few months.

>>52191067
>Tin-tin tier comics
Sounds like you have a very high opinion of yourself as a comic author

>>52188128
This

>>52191720
>>52191769
It is no more consistent than any other branch of Christianity or Judaism or Islam, at all, it's just your preferred koolaid, as a bonus, you guys added, more books and a whole other prophet like the Muslims did.

All that^ said, I understand where you come from and hold no grudge, believe what you choose.
>>52191834
Wow, that would have made me sperg the fuck out, what did you do after that?

>>52191949
I sucked it up and graduated because it was 15 min from my house and i got a ton of scholarships there.

>>52189726
I found this funnier than I should have

She likes it but doesn't like meeting new people cause she has had some bad experiences with unwashed neckbeards getting too friendly.
We are working on it

She RPs a drow priestess when we're in the bedroom. I don't think our pet tarantula likes it.

>>52191978
Ah the logical choice, at least you woke up and realized you it was all bullshit. I hope the degree was in something they didn't warp to serve their interests though.

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>>52182164

A...anon w...what is "girlfriend"?

>>52192022
Its something a sad robot frog 9000 will never have

>five days of tinder so far
>only one match who didn't reply back

Oh well. Maybe I should lower my standards a bit

>>52190768
Where can I read more on this?

>>52192014
Why you gotta drag spiderbro into your kinky shit.
But please continue

>>52182164
Yeah we play together and she loves it. Managed to keep her out of it for two years before she whined enough to be let in my games.

>>52191067
>af
No Anon, you are the normie!

>>52192070
you can't, because it is unironic bullshit and /pol/ bait. Lets forget the fact that the only Homo Sapiens Sapiens on earth that aren't crossbred with Homo Neaderthal are Africans genetically speaking, making arguments about white supremacy and how we are the only "True" humans irrelevant. Humans, do not have huge genetic issues when we breed with those who have a different outer covering, and we all share some DNA, and the same number of Chromosomes.

>>52187439
>>52190700

She's been dating the other dude for eight years and they have a house together. I've been seeing her about a year and a half. No one is getting cucked, dudes - I have a few other partners myself.

>>52186447
Communication. If you're talking about and established relationship, it becomes a wee bit trickier because as >>52187928 said, a lot of people will take that negatively versus if you are upfront with it from the get go.

I would personally say explore why exactly you want to get a girlfriend. Are you just wanting more sex? More connections? A distraction? Yadda yadda - there's a lot of different types of non monogamy out there, and 'opening up' the relationship to new sexual experiences versus dating new people might go better. Regardless, I tend to recommend people read "Opening Up: A Guide to Non-monogamy" for a perspective on it / communication techniques.

Buuuut, yeah. You're in for a tricky spot. If you just spring it on your wife that you want to get a girlfriend, she is likely to take it really negatively. If you already *have* a girlfriend (I don't think you are), then you're just a shitty person for cheating on your wife.

>>52182164
She's the cleric in the group I dm. Introduced her to it. So far so good.

>>52184725

smart man

>>52192217
>and we all share some DNA, and the same number of Chromosomes.
Not him, and I agree with your sentiment, but outbreeding depression in animals of the same species but different ecotype is a thing.

Its the same reason why you can't breed turkeys from Florida with ones from Virginia, why ecologists are almost always hesitant to introduce new members of a species in a local population, and why plant breeding between ecoregions generally fails.

Just because two individuals are the same species doesn't mean they'll breed, as often times depending on how the genetic make-up is different between ecotypes you can instead get an offspring that possesses the worse traits from each parent, or otherwise have lowered fitness.

Granted, its hard tpo determine which individuals will have outbreeding depression between them, and it is often not as deleterious as inbreeding, but it still is a very real issue that exists in ecological management and animal husbandry.

Whether that also applies to humans, however, is a whole other issue that I refuse to have any stake in. Especially because I find black girls to be sexy as all hell

>>52192432
Yeah, I know it's real for dogs and other animals but nobody has done a study to see if its true for humans as it'd take not only willing subjects but you'd have to have an unethical level of control over their lives. The answer would probably be that it really doesn't have any overt harmful effects, if any effect at all. Also wouldn't it be impossible to have a control, in the case of such a study?

>>52192217
Just because you don't like it doesn't make it wrong. You are quite objectively incorrect. Seriously. Big pharma is spending big in race specific medicine. Nobody is saying any race is better than the other and it sure as hell ain't /pol bait. It's very well understood in the medical, anthropological, and genetic research professions. Is it socially uncouth to talk about? Sure. But to make a blanket statement and deride a position as tripe while giving the most general, and incorrect, reasons why is plain unfair.

https://youtu.be/GvoiPUHfOXI

https://youtu.be/c4cxOT8Kd7U

>>52192500
That is correct, and like I said I agree with your sentiment and about how the other guy you were arguing with is a bit of a /pol/lack, as I said in>>52191003

Just correcting your science, is all

>>52192544
http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1993074,00.html

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16282974/

>>52192507
So you link me to video which points out that there are no 100% pure Homo Sapiens Sapiens on this planet. Then to a professor who says exactly what anthropologists and sociologists have been saying for a very long time, races exist both as a social construct, and there are physical differences between them, which is what allows an anthropologist to identify someones race from their skull and bones. As a bonus, to further scare /pol/tard conspiracy theorists, believed that genetic Ashkenazi Jews, have a higher intelligence than everyone else, as a trade off for higher incidence of genetic disease because they were isolated for a very long time.

I don't care what big pharma is doing, or that they are making drugs tailored to different races of people. It is blindingly obvious to anybody with a functioning brain that there are some genetic differences between people of different skin colors and whose ancestors evolved to deal with differing climates.

For you to assert, when 0 proof is out there, that interbreeding with a different skin color is detrimental to the health of any child of such a union is a horrible and fucking stupid assertion. Homo Sapiens Sapiens, has no subspecies officially recognized by any university or journal of any kind, that I'm aware of. Humans have shown many thousands of times that there's no more or less risk of genetic disease whether someone breeds with a nigger or not. Most of the time, it's just luck of the draw.
>>52192544
I know but my ego demands I say this, I didn't make a mistake in my reasoning or science as I was talking only about humans, I wasn't saying the whole concept was invalidated or that it didn't exist. I was just calling that one Anon out as /pol/ bait, which it seems we agree on.

>>52192968
It has nothing to do with skin color

See>>52192657

You're not having an open enough mind.

>>52191723
Well, "asshole" in the sense that I tend to be pretty blunt with people who aren't my friends, sometimes to the point of being kind of rude. I don't go out of my way to be a dick to people unless they've done something to deserve it.

>>52192968
Continued from^ replying to
>>52192657
>>52193018
My mind is very open

Neither of these Articles are proof that interbreeding is detrimental, a fringe case of a poor 4 year old child with leukemia, who happened to be 1/4 Indian or so, who needed a marrow transplant and there wasn't one in any of the registries world-wide because they're incomplete, and have mostly white marrow donors, thank you for pointing out like most everyone has said many times, that health care is shit all over the world.
The second shows that different races have different risks for heart attacks and in some, definitely unlucky cases, mixed black/european children get a specific gene that increases risk of heart attacks, the number one killer of all humans everywhere who survive to old age, not all europeans carry this gene, and not all mixed kids are gonna get it, you are not convincing me that inbreeding has highly debilitating risks for humans the same way it does for animals because, there is no evidence for it.

>>52189257
>Do it, faggot. Have her dress up as well.
I spoke to her, she is actually totally on board with wearing the outfit, well this game's happening now

>>52193126
You will need to take pictures now, you realize that, right?

this is the most roleplaying there has been on this board in a while

>>52193109
Nobody said it's highly debilitating. What they said was they don't feel right exposing their potential children to that kind of risk

>some, definitely unlucky
It's not merely some. You just read the abstract didn't you. It's a major reason why heart disease is so prevalent in the African American community. Denying it is doing them a huge disservice.

Look, I know challenging preconceptions is perturbing. But c'mon man, look into it yourself. As another anon described with his turkey analogy, going blindly into this thinking everything will be just fine while ignoring the science is unethical. Ignoring the science because of preconceptions is closed minded. At the very least take this information into account instead of just dismissing it out of hand.

My wife likes the idea of dnd but isn't very good at playing it.
Had her in my Curse of strahd campaign with some other friends.
She'd come home and criticize how none of the other group would really roll play.
Throw countless RP scenarios at her, to which she's caught like a deer in head lights.
I mainly just play at the local game store Tuesday nights now.
Some times she will exclaim I WANNA PLAY. Then I'll say ok I'll sign us up for a Saturday game...oh anon I dunno generic excuse #2749282647392028.

>>52184725
I hate to break it to you, but your friend is a faggot.

>>52182499
Dwarf wins hands down

>>52182164
Let me tell you a story about how I met the best group of people I ever played a game with.
My gf was studying math+comp.sci, and had a group of math girl friends. So, one of those froends had a b-day party. I tagged along. The other boyfriends were there too. We didn't know eachother well back then, and we were kinda awkward until someone spouted a /v/ meme. All of a sudden, all the awkwardness dissappeared and we clicked. Started talking about hobbies, which were basicaly all of 4chan. And then we decided to play an impromptou pf session. It was a blast.
The girls were getting tired and we all had to break it off at 3 in the morning because every one of us was promised sex as a reward.

>>52193324
You implied it was or could be, not my fault that you weren't clear.

27% of Europeans carry the gene pointed out in that study, and 1.6 percent of Africans have it, showing prior interbreeding at some point. The risk that those children could but not WILL have is not high enough when healthy living counteracts most of the risk of heart attacks. It is also not the reason Africans are prone to it, they are prone to it for the same reason they're prone to diabetes and obesity, their genes are heavily weighted towards being in an environment that requires high levels of activity to get food, and one that is also VERY warm, in wealthy temperate developed countries like the USA, those conditions are no longer in effect and thus you see an outbreak of heart disease, diabetes and obesity.

I am doing them no disservice by not believing you, none whatsoever, my mind is open, and I fight my preconceptions all the time, this is not a case where the facts support your conclusion, sorry.

>>52193458
Forgot to mention that none of the math student girls knew jack shit about tabletop, vidya, or anything else for that matter.

>>52191717

IIRC teh church was so intertwined with science in the west because a) they were the ones who actually kept/read/made the books from the fall of Rome until some centuries later, b) they were the only place to go to get an education (ie. university), and c) they could rely on the community to help support them, so they could spend more time thinking about shit.

>t. a guy with no history credentials

>>52182164
If you aren't honing your nerd power and managing at least 2 dozen hobbies by living a life of celibacy, you're a filthy casual.

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>>52187492
Heh, maybe. I suppose a blind character would be easy enough to roleplay.
There's always blind oracles, but
>pathfinder

>>52193525
Yeah, but thats another reason, us fucking nerds, haha.

>>52193542
Anon she is not real and never will be.

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>>52193663
Let me dream, anon.

>>52193465
Yeah you do. You just sound like a know-it-all who doesn't like their positions challenged. Your ego is somehow invested, you said so yourself, you therefore can't be objective about it. By the way, saying that you yourself is open minded is like telling others that you're a good person or that you're smart. If you fee the need to tell people, then you aren't . Just one of those things.

We're done here.

>>52193668
I cannot. It is unhealthy to be so infatuated with a fictional person. You are closing yourself off from the real world, convincing yourself that wishful thinking is happiness when you are dying inside. No matter how much you delude yourself, some part of you knows that you're killing yourself inside and every day furthering doom towards a lonely pitiful existence completely detached from society. You need to stop this and work to better yourself.

>>52193735
Let the man have his waifu. We are all dying here, but at least he has something to keep him warm and happy in the meantime.

>>52193735
Cruelty to the damned is not a virtue.

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>>52182164
I haven't been seeing anyone for about a year now and I'm too much of a sperg to ask out any of the girls who have shown interest in me.

>>52182164
My wife and my girlfriend played together and then invited me into the group. They were playing GURPS, but I fixed that. Now they play nothing but narrative games.

Forever.

>>52193735
>detached from society
It's not entirely a bad thing. If he can live apart from human connections, no matter how he accomplishes it, he will have a good bit more personal strength than most. That's admirable in of itself.

>>52193846
Asceticism is a meme

>>52193826
>a year
Oh wow, such a long time...

>>52193875
It is real. The waifu monks are the Shaolin of the future! Except less athletic and more autistic.

>>52193730
No, you're wrong there and you sound personally hurt. My ego, was not involved in our argument, it was involved only in a discussion of your assertion with another Anon, and only in that he said I made a mistake in my science, I did not.

The whole calling myself open-minded thing, you're flat out fucking wrong. You called me close minded, I believe that when someone calls you something you have a right, if not an obligation, to defend yourself.

Nothing that you fucking said or put forth proves more than that sometimes an ultimately small risk is raised when humans interbreed with different skin colors, not that doing it all is some kind of bad or detrimental to health thing universally. You have, at best a slightly better than 1 in 4, exactly 27%, risk of having that higher risk for heart attacks gene that only detrimentally affect africans, as a European and a 1.6% chance as an African that's from your own fucking source.

What actually happened here is you didn't like that I disproved your assertions with off-hand knowledge and your own sources irrelevance to your assertion. Next time, I suggest that you grow the fuck up and don't make aspersions about another persons character.

>>52193909
Sorry m8 I normally don't chime in on these things but you sound like the one bothered by all this.

>>52193940
I'm bothered by his assertion, because it's wrong, the facts do not support his conclusion that interbreeding is detrimental across the board. He only proved that it is in some cases and not in others which is the default state, because genetic diseases exist, all I was saying.

That last post may have been somewhat hostile but he insulted me so I personally think I'm justified in being hostile, am I wrong?

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>>52193885
Right? It's been a year since I've had any intimate physical contact with another human being. I can barely remember the feeling of a breast in my hand or my tongue in someone else's mouth.

I just sort of feel emotionally numb these days.

>>52187885
...aldous?

>>52193525
Mostly C, from my understanding. You had a lot of folks who really only worked a tiny bit getting a stipend, so they had to have some kind of hobby.

>>52194036
You were being mocked.

>>52194036
Yeah he's right >>52194240 it's been 7 years for me, you were definitely being mocked.

>>52194240
I know. I just wanted to pretend like someone cared for a few moments :(

>>52193668
Why would you fantasize on your waifu when you could date a real human being who can cosplay her?

>>52194271
We do care, we just don't sympathize or show you pity, we're like you after all.

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>>52194283
>when you could date a real human being
I don't know how.

>>52194283
Impossible for us. Let us have our imaginary idols and our 2D brides and leave us in peace. We will be gone before long

>>52187541
4 of us. One of my LARP players brought along her girlfriend to session about a year ago. We're now a neat triangle. All good with /tg/, obviously.

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>>52194036
>>52194271
It's been a little over a year for me too. I know exactly what you mean. I miss rough kissing. I miss falling asleep spooning. I miss her.
Getting into that relationship was so easy. How is finding someone else so hard?

Is there any good elvira porn out there? I don't even care if it's fake, as long as the girl has a rocking bod and the director isn't a putz.

>>52194464
Quit being a needy bitch and maybe you'll find someone on accident.

>>52182164
Likes the theory and would probably like playing but respects my need for me time.

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>>52194499
Oh, and here's an interesting .gif to encourage results.

>>52182164
My wife is more into vidya, but she's not opposed to my running and playing with others, including ERP.

My boyfriend also plays ttrpgs, but not in the same group as me since we have different taste in games.

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>>52194645
>wife
>boyfriend

>>52194678
Poly bi or secretly gay, you decide.

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>>52194761

>>52182396
>>52182561
>>52187541
Four. My Fiancee and our girlfriend both enjoy roleplaying. They typically freeform, and prefer character detailing to worldbuilding, which is the opposite of what I prefer.

>>52194435
>>52194855
Oh shit, I'm number five, not four.

>>52194793
Your ink is delicious and valuable, please continue.

>>52194761
Well I went poly pan, but if bi is enough for others they're welcome to it

>>52182164
I don't have a love for tabletops.

>>52194855
Enjoy your "families" falling apart.

>>52194931
And why do you think your sexual proclivities are related to /tg/?

Seriously anon, I don't care what you do at home, and no one else gives a shit, so leave it at home. Insert Freudian explanation here. Insert Jungian explanation here. Long story short, keep it to yourself.

>>52194945
But then why are you here?

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>>52194931

>>52194985
It's a cool board, there are interesting threads here all the time, discussions about a lot of stuff, art and worldbuilding threads.

>>52182164
She's into tabletop.

She's super into the story and intricacies involved. We're essentially two halves of a really great DM, I'm all crunch and she's all fluff. We try to learn from each other as much as we can.

>>52194969
Anon, you seem rather upset over some mild banter in a thread about gamer relationships and whether or not our SOs support playing. Now if I went into detail about bedroom activities, that would be something to complain about.

>>52194969
Not that anon, but they just mentioned their relationship dynamics. Other people decided to make a big deal out of it and guess what their sexual proclivities are.

>>52195252
Hence why it shouldn't be mentioned.

>>52195241
>look at me, I'm playing willfully ignorant about the ways to incite shit posting because I'm such a well balanced and progressive person, don't be so mad

>>52195252
His proclivities, we're all guys, Anon, and I was just making fun of the ink-puker, lol.

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>>52182164
Like with everything that doesn't directly involved her she hates it because me following my hobbies is apparently "Not making enough time for her."

Really this relationship has run its course but I am too mentally exhausted to deal with a break up drama currently.

>>52182561

I cheated on my ex with a fuckbuddy of mine of that counts

>>52195638
Pretty sure that just makes you a cheater.

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>>52194283
>you could date a real human being

No why would I ever force anyone to deal with pile of human waste, mental issues and anxieties like me.
Pretending to be "normal" at the gaming table already takes huge toll on me.

>>52195601
How do weak scrubs like you even get GF?

>>52195899
Why do Redditors always pretend that they fit right into /tg/ yet are complete normalfags?
Blow yourself up, Tryhard.

>>52195465
Entire thread is literally about relationship dynamics. I would agree with you if it wasn't asking what peoples partners think of the hobby.

>>52195465
You're the one choosing to blow things up and get butthurt over the relationships of someone on the internet. Really, what about anything I said was unfit for this thread? You know, the thread about relationships?

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>>52185781
me desu

>>52182499
dwarf is so much better

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We play a Masquerade game together and she doesn't care much one way or another about the Shadowrun/Dnd/Maid/Whatever.

I give her status reports and fun stories. I wish she liked it more, but she doesn't look down on it so whatever.

>>52193217
Kek

>>52182164
My ex wasn't into them, but she didn't really have an opinion on me playing them.

I asked her if she wanted to try it out, but she was too shy, and didn't want to try, especially with people she didn't know very well.

>>52182164
>tfw no qt twink bf who's also into ttrpg's

>>52191031
Still waiting on an aswer for this

>>52197894
Fuck, I also want one of these.

>>52182164
She helps me write my Dark Heresy campaign, but otherwise has never played tabletop herself, only observed one of our D&D games once.

>>52189161
>>comfy hometown, wholesome white girls
No, those girls were fucking nasty, I only got involved with them because they were easy and the only thing around.
My current girl feels like a prize next to those trainwrecks even if she isn't perfect.

>>52182164
She loves it. She grew up playing with her family (big family) and relationships with people who aren't into /tg/ stuff hasn't gone well for her in the past. She's actually joining my D&D campaign. There was also talk of a little private RP between the two of us. Turns out, I have NO idea how to Min-Max in Pathfinder

>>52199235
Bro, there should be loads of private RP. How will you ever have 8 kids without some one-on-one sessions?

>>52184725
He wants your D, anon.

>>52199250
She comes from, and wants, a big family. You're really not all that far off.

Also means I'm gonna have to track down resources for DM'ing solo campaigns at some point. That or run a few NPC party members or something, I don't know.

>>52199524
Try coconut oil and margaritas. They worked wonders with the missus for our "solo campaigns."

>>52199264
And by your, we don't mean specifically singular you, but plural you of the whole group. In a row.

>>52199538
I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to make a PF Swashbuckler. Last thing I need is for coconut oil to get all over my character sheet. Totally looking forward to that "Crit on a 15+" thing. Still trying to find a way to expand on that.

>>52199617
Trust me, oily sheets are a small price to pay. The smell and feel of it is intoxicating and invigorating in a truly remarkable way.

>>52199617
>I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to make a PF Swashbuckler.
Just use the DHB Unchained Swashbuckler

>>52182532
That sounds really really weird, bro

>>52199752
She probably wants that sleek Russian aristocratic knot

Cancerous thread, just saying.

>>52199676
I wound up using whatever was the Swashbuckler that popped up on d20pfsrd. I have no idea what the unchained stuff is, though I've seen it mentioned in a few places.

To be honest, most of my issues was trying to sort through feats and general character creation stuff (for example, not getting the 3.5 version of normal ranks times 4 at first level really threw me off until I figured out there was an extra +3 for being trained, like 4E.)

>>52199752
>>52199762
You know what's more convenient and easier maintainable than a real hound?
Bad Dragon product of canine variety.

>>52199792
Cancerous post, just saying.

>>52199818
When you can tell me when one's mate or lack thereof furthers the topic of traditional games, then you have a right to post it.

>>52185250
Any new dream recently?

>>52185511
>that dude on the background

>>52183310
Now is your greatest trial.
Don't let the demons corrupt and decieve you, you're so close to obtaining your true powers.

>>52199861
It's discussion about those who play traditional games, which is on topic, as you can't have games without what, exactly? what word do you call those who play games of any sort, Anon?

>>52186119
A shit
Emi a best

>>52199904
Counterpoint: Blogging is generally frowned upon.

>>52199928
Counterpoint: Who, except for you, cares that this thread is here, and wants to complain about it?

>>52183310
Stay strong, brother. More importantly, most of your wizard powers should be coming from the fact that the tens of thousands of hours a normal person wastes on a relationship, you have spent mastering several skills.

To use myself as an example I have: become a skilled mechanic, taught myself several programming languages, went back to school and got my teaching certs, built myself an insulated, air-conditioned shed, saved up for, bought, and then paid off my house on my own pay.

And all that's still having enough time for my hobbies! The things you can accomplish if you'd only focus on yourself are incredible!

>>52199973
Sorry bro, didn't realize that the rules changed based on who is paying attention or not.

>>52187383
>Thinks Tyranids are cute
Like every other girl in the world, same thing with Starcraft's Zerg

>>52200045
It didn't break the fucking rules, if it really did why wasn't it pruned by a janitor? It hit the fucking bump limit anyway, and other discussion was had in this thread. So whether you like it or not, this thread is both /tg/ related and popular enough to hit the bump limit, Go back to Tumblr or leddit or wherever the fuck it is you're from, and shut the hell up.

>>52200119
Wow, dude, you might want to take a step back.

>>52200134
Rule breaking shit doesn't get removed by janitors now or moved to /trash/ or the relevant board?
You're being autistic about some related to /tg/ tangentially related, yes but still related, as everything is /tg/ related, or did you not know this?

>>52200183
You appear to be upset that someone is displeased with the discussion.

>>52200201
Nah, just annoyed, but I'm always annoyed, so not upset at all.

>>52200214
'Kay, bro.

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>>52194283
>who can cosplay her?
Doubtful.

>>52182396
Had to read that again. Is this a feature of your affair? Do you run a new idea past your wife and girlfriend to compare the results? Do you get nervous because you might drop hints your cheating during the playtesting?

>>52200431
Presumably he's poly, and everyone knows that they are together.

>>52182477
Wrong. There is a screencap somewhere of tg telling some clueless anon that the girl in his group does indeed like them.

>>52190898
At least you're honest with yourself

>>52200487
Wait, did you fuckers convince him to fuck her? I'll fucking kill you too!

>>52191067
Wait, are you actually dating this girl?

>>52191572
Redeemed succubi are top-tier girlfriends tho

>>52200617
Wizardry for life! Gonna be the big 40 in a few months.

>>52194021
>>52193909
You wanna bang a black chick, we get it.
Stop being so butthurt.

>>52200926
Nah I'm not that dude, I just don't like people giving out bullshit as if it's fact.

>>52182164
she wishes her work schedule would allow us to get together in the same group.