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SCENARIO: You're playing your weekly game when the DM introduces a group of 6 mercenaries who want to rape your character. He says their names are Sparkle, Dash, Jack, Rare, Shy and Diane. He's got the biggest shiteating grin on his face. How do you react?
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>>52128845
I punch the GM.
This is what you should do everytime he has a shiteating grin.
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>>52128845
I punch them for daring to force his shitty show into the game
Mighty Morphin' was the only good Power Rangers series
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>>52128845
I speak the name of The King That Crawl, the god of jailers and torturers.
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I flirt my way out of the situation. After the session ends I rock his virginal 40 yo dick and make him the source of my in-game privilege.
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>>52130557
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>>52128845
I try to get them singing. If that doesn't work, accusing them of being bad friends should do the trick.
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>>52128845
1. Rip off my pants
2. Scream so loud his ears squirt blood
3. Punch him in the face
4. Run
5. ???
6. Profit
P.S. OP is a Faggot
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>>52128845
Only 6? Good thing I'm a Powergaming Ruleslawyering pain in the ass.
I kill them all, damn near effortlessly.
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>>52128882
>Mighty Morphin' was the only good Power Rangers series
Now that's just a goddamned lie!
Did you never see Lightspeed Rescue?
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>>52128845
Do they have hooves?
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>>52128845
>implying that's not what I ant
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>>52136588
>want
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