Where were you when Corvus Belli announced the greatest

Is he taking a shitting?

>>52113380
Was that a result of a contest where they'd make a player into a mini?

>>52113626
>Dude isn't even touching the ground.
You must have some interesting bowel movements tbqh.

>>52113644
There was a meme about fat space pirates. He's barely landing on a struggling jetpack.
For shits and giggles, the madmen made it into a thing.

>>52117048
Is that an octopus beer?

>>52119915
yes

octobeer

>>52119979
Pulpibeer, I suppose a joke on "pulpívoro" ("octopus eater"), which is a joke name given to galicians.

>>52120036
>Eating octopuses
What a backwards country, that shit is fucking disgusting, didn't know Spaniards were as disgusting as Asians with food

>>52120052

>hasn't had Calamari rings
>eats corn syrup and processed "cheese" daily

Yanks crack me up

>>52120052
Octopuses are considered a delicacy. And it is a traditional galician food.

>>52120118
Ikr. I'm reminded about the time Bill O'Reilly painted Finns as disgusting deviants because we eat reindeer. It's like, how alienated from do you need to be so that anything that distinguishably came from an animal puts you off?

>>52120226
Chinks traditionally eat dogs, just because it's a tradition doesn't mean isn't disgusting and 3rd world like

>>52120316
from nature*

>>52120326

Pigs are of a comparable intelligence to dogs and yet in the Western world we don't even think twice about eating them.

>>52120326
Bit of a vegan argument, but what, objectively, is the difference between eating a dog and eating a pig?

>>52113380
Who wins in a fight? This guy or Slambo?

>>52113380

Does he get instakilled if he gets shot in the gut?

Corvus Belli are massive cunts and extremely entitled. Worse than GW

>>52120316
they are disgusting deviants. What kind of savage even eats reindeer?

Everyone knows you should be eating caribou instead.

>>52120351
Dogs are our (subservient) allies rather than our slaves

>>52120369
>extremely entitled
how?

>>52120348
Dogs occupy a somewhat unique space as a selectively bred companion/work species, so it's easy to see why most people would draw a moral line there.

Also using carnivores as a food source that you have to raise is super fucking retarded, because you're feeding meat to your meat and at the end of it you get way less meat out of it than you fed into it.

>>52120351
The best reason for objecting to eating dog is that they apparently skin the dogs alive because they think it makes them taste nicer.

Other lesser reasons include that pork is bloody delicious (I have no idea what dog tastes like, but I can't imagine it's all that great if you need to torture them to make them taste better), and that dogs make for an inefficient source of meat due to their dietary and physical needs

>>52120226
>a delicacy

You can eat it relatively cheap everwhere in Spain.

>>52120413
Because those assholes have been toying with the idea of making a fat soldier since people told them they only make supermodel soldiers.

>>52120443
A delicacy is a highly valued food, not matter the price.

Corvus Belli eats octopuses? I'm no longer buying anything from them!

>>52120479
Its in the entire peninsula.

Also squid, cuttlefish, sardines.

Now I want some cuttlefish but in a country that doesn't really sell them. yay.

>>52120418

Its just pure cruelty to do what they do, they are also beaten to near death.

>>52120468
I'm not sure you understand what the word "entitled" means.

>>52120468
They made a community meme into a miniature, what part of any of that makes them entitled. Anon, I think you may be a retard.

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>Octopuses
>That can't be right
>check wikipedia
>it fucking is
>mfw

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Is that sci-fi Bluto?

>>52113380
>infinity model
>no sexy ass or cool robot aesthetics
Discarded.

>>52120653
Yeah, spelling it octopussies would make more sense, but English grammar isn't about sense.

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>comes in a noodle box

>>52120036
It may also be a reference to Pulpi being a mascot for their tournament, Interplanetario.

>>52120653
Don't tell me you're one of those faggots who say octopi. Words do and should adapt to the language that adopts them, we're not speaking latin.

>>52121871
I do say 'octopi' actually. If its right, its right. Glad I checked before 'sperging out.

>>52121880
Good.

>>52120468
>people told them they only make supermodel soldiers.
>t.redshirt

>>52121848
>Pulpi
Pulpi short for "pulpito" means "little octopus". And was chosen as a mascot for the same reasons.

>>52121871
Well, I mean, if you're going to borrow vocabulary, you can at least have the courtesy to not butcher it until it's barely recognizable.

The English language is like a mugger who cuts old ladies' fingers for their expensive jewelry and then wears it ghetto bling style.

>>52120351
It takes a lot more energy to raise a carnivore, and I hear carnivores don't taste as good

>>52122881
Well, I heard carnivores taste like chicken

>>52122921
IIRC it is true that a bear that ate mostly vegetation is usually better tasting than the one who fed mostly on meat. Also it's funny to recall that people used to eat bears.

What would a dragon taste like?

>>52122152
Why? is infinity company from that area, Galica (?)?

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>>52113380
I think you meant the other model anon.

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>>52113380
>>52123325
Fuck, wrong file, I meant to post this closeup.

>>52123218
Yes, they're from Vigo or somewhere nearby.

>>52123337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QDCTLgYCg

>captcha: 8000 FOOD
Indeed.

>>52123406
You want food?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3mez-OrgR4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L-TvCfiXRg

>>52123455
Goddamit, I have a frozen pizza for dinner today and now I want to order some noodles instead.

>>52123463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ttZMuovcjM

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>>52113380

>>52123499
>a Morlock without a chain rifle or asspistol
Ewww.

>>52120326
>>52120415
Stray dogs are common in asia. It's not just Chinese who eat dogs. Basically all the Asian continents do. And it's mostly because stray dogs are everywhere (even in Russia). In a place where food is scarce, you don't need to think twice about killing and eating a common pest that is just as likely to gang up on you when you're alone and eat you. And commercially produced dog is probably fed flavored food scraps and unwanted produce rather than straight up meat.

>>52120326
also, you sound like a sheltered shut-in. Read a book sometime

>>52123499
BRAAAAAAPPPPHHHHHH

>>52123561
>Asian continents
I meant to write countries********
inb4 "ASIA IS JUST ONE CONTINENT"

>>52113678
It's anon's technique of buttwiping, without the buttwiping

>>52123218
Galicia. Northern-western corner of Spain. They speak Castellano and Galician (sort of Portuguese). They never give straight answers and are one of the main entry points of drug in Europe.

>>52113380
reading about it in the warcor section of the forums two weeks ago

>>52123937
Is it true that CB has all the models for each wave done 2 months in advance?
I'm not going to ask you what is in the pipeline, as I know how NDAs work.

>>52123818
So a shithole

>>52123968
I don't know. We usually get the infos around 2 weeks in advance before the rest get them.

>>52123818
Well shit... There's a region with a same name in Ukraine, and it left me confused what it have to do with octopuses. Because it's an inland region, y'know.

>>52124015
Pretty much, only South Americans and Mongrels live in there, the native people died long ago back in the Moor invasion, and those Moors died through all the mixing with South Americans that went there for the drug

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>>52120369
>>52120468

You seem to believe that the word "entitled" means the opposite of what it means.

Maybe you meant to imply the fans were entitled for demanding body diversity? It would make a lot more sense rhetorically.

Kinda dissapointed they are both guys.

>>52124561
>implying 175 years from now female obesity will still be a thing

>>52124607
Not like it's any different from male obesity and they are joke models after all

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>>52120468
Anon, stop using words with more than 3 syllables. They're clearly too complicated for you

>>52121871
also octopus comes from Greek so the plural would be octopodes not octopi. although I personally think octopi just sounds better imh

>>52124723
>stop using words with more than 3 syllables
> En-ti-tled

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>>52124607
next big thing

>>52124913
lost my shit at the diet cola

>>52124913
I would actually be interested in seeing a fat woman sculpted in Corvus Beli quallity. Their recent sculpts are some of the best on the market

>>52124015
Yes.

>>52124141
Isn't the ukranian region actually called Hallych or some weird slavic name with Galicia only being a latinization?

>>52124913
>that face

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>>52124913
You know, knowing CB this would be hilarious, but still an excellent model, considering their quality.
I'd rather have Amba first though. And Felix of course

>>52124913
Only if GW will buy CB

>>52125425
Huh?

>>52125425
Well tough luck, CB isn't publicly traded.

If they ever go public I'll probably put half of my Infinity shit for sale the same day

>>52125425
Finecast Infinity figures, I can see it already.

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>>52124913

Infinity looks cool but no one plays it anywhere near me. Having a Big Trouble in Little China reference is neat though.