Lets discuss sex with slaaneshi demons. Handjobs: >tears off

>>52097859
That leaves boobjob open and safe

Fuck the demonette between the tits and you're grand

>>52097929
Have fun getting scratches all over your pingy from the fucking chitin plates.

>>52097929
>tits
>implying multiple
anon...

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>>52097859

But you're forgetting, only those who have achieved perfection are worthy of mating with the creations of Slaanesh. To one whose body has achieved perfection at Slaanesh's sculpting touch and has tasted the intoxicating aroma of the Warp first-hand, none but a Daemonette is able to provide satisfaction.

Besides, I'm sure as an incarnation of Pleasure, you'd have a great time regardless of what happens.

>>52097944
Mount stomach
Put peener between the soft bits
Hump carefully
Don't get cocky
Jizz on neck
Willy intact
Profit
If she wants more let her finger herself instead

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>>52098070
Indeed.

Sometimes as many as six.

>>52098102
Sounds like the most awkward sex ever.

>>52097859
>sex with slaaneshi demons.

Handjobs:
>Her touch was so light that she made you cum before you even noticed that the claw was on your dick.
Blowjob:
>You nutted but she still sucking
>Serpentine tongue is sliding its way up your vas defrens to get every last sperm cell out of your balls
Pussy:
>You probably shouldn't try to stick it in.
>No, really. You'll refuse to come back out of it after experiencing it.
>Do you really want the Daemonette to be going into battle with you still inside of her, attached to her as the only clothing or armour she has on?
Anal:
>She fucks you in the ass.

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>>52098141
Never said it was good sex. But at least your cockadoodlepenis remains intact

>>52097859
>Grievous, irreparable bodily harm isn't his idea of a good time.
Git lewd, normie faggot.

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>>52098206
>Touching a disgusting warp-whore.
I'll stay in the trenches

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>>52097859
>Lets discuss sex with slaaneshi demons.
Let's not.

>>52097859
>Your penis must level up before you can have sex with daemonettes
>Level 36 Mighty Diamondine Demon-Infused Hardened Scaly Tri-Penis of Rock-Breaking Penetration awaits thee

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>Slaanesh

>>52098314
>Pfft, that's crazy, I could totally fuck her right now.
>>No, I'm telling you you can't.
>Bitch, my body is ready
>>No it isn't, you wouldn't survive more than ten seconds. Your body is definitely not ready.

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>>52097859
Okay.

>>52098386
What in the fuck

>>52097859
>>52098386

Eh... I'd tap that.

>>52098138
I miss them.

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>>52098386

>>52097859
I am okay will all the pussy outcomes

>>52097859
I always wondered how a Slanesshi daemon would take tickling or itching far.

Would it be absolute non stop insanity that never ends and gets worse and worse?

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>>52098070

>>52097859

I wonder how hard it would be to convince a Slaaneshi Daemonette to sleep with you, would it be ridiculously easy, or would you have to be some kind of high-ranking Priest, Warlord, or Sorceror?

>>52100423
It would be easy to get them to commit horrifying and possibly fatal sex acts on you for their own enjoyment, but would take some status to get a daemonette waifu.

>>52098102
>Don't get cocky
What's the point, then?

>>52098255
Said no soldier in the history of ever

>>52097859
teeth are pretty cool

>>52097859

What is it with Slaanesh and the right breast?

>>52098206
>Do you really want the Daemonette to be going into battle with you still inside of her, attached to her as the only clothing or armour she has on?
Yes. Yes I do.

>>52102058
Supposed to be an androgynous dickgirl. Often depicted as having only one right boob.

>>52097859
>sex with slaaneshi demons.
Necrophillia?

>>52097944
>Chitin plates
You only know the new demonette miniatures do you?

>>52098206
BONER NO

>>52102058
I think its an allogory towards amazons. They cut one breast off in myths to be better srchers.
And this evolved in this herm forms.

>>52100719
I guess either you have a status or magic to have a demonette harem.
Or you are so low that you are a slave to demonettes.

Guess first is pleasure
Second is horror because you have to satisry their needs.

>>52098684
you should have done what I did and buy 5 boxes of them when they came in made to order

>>52098206

this heretic gets it, the 6 proves it.

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>>52099804

Could increase sensitivity until it becomes tolerable, than increase it again.

>>52099817
How can i have sex with a Keeper of Secrets?

I have to say I'm proud to share a board with such classy gentlemen as yourselves.

>>52097859
Finally someone brings important topics to discuss.

>>52106279
Well you start by sacrificing six virgin goats on all hallow's eve and I forget most of the rest but if you manage to not get burned alive for heresy you should get visited by a Keeper in a decade or two.

>>52106279
Confidentially.

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>>52098206

They would tease you like hell.

Slaanesh demonette would give you the best blowjobs and hand jobs you have ever had but stopping just before you cum, giving you blue balls.

And you in your weak mind would be making their biding for just a few second more of that amazing sensation.

>>52097859

Ouch

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>>52097859

That's a Slaaneshi Sorceress, not a Slaaneshi Daemonette, and as for sleeping with it, I doubt I'd get that far.

>>52098386
....what in the name of the Almighty...

>>52105598
They sometimes just null the sensation altogether and after the person gets used to it they put it on the last high and then tease abotu how she was used to it before

>>52105598
>Repentia squad
>"So what did you do?"
>"I don't want to talk about it."

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>>52098226
>cockadoodlepenis

>>52097859
Were you actually hoping to accomplish something with this thread?

>>52097859
That pic is an edit of a warlock in T6 armour.

And it triggers me.

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>>52115764

Would you like to talk about it anon?

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>implying it wouldn't sculpt itself to conform to the viewer's deepest desires

Pic related

>>52116775
>Pic related
You have garbage tastes in women.

>>52116874
He says as he beats off to Margaret Thatcher

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>>52116938
Nah, When it comes to heads of state, there's only one Prime Minister who can abuse her power over me.

>>52116874

This is the second time I've seen /tg/ call Kate Upton ugly. She's not a perfect 10/10 but she is attractive.

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>>52098386

>>52103869
BONER YES

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>>52117056
She has a good body, but either she's not particularly photogenic or she has the most garbage photographers in history. Look at her in that picture. The angle she has her head at makes her look disoriented or slightly buzzed, and her smile doesn't even come close to reaching her eyes. Her tan isn't even (Most noticeable on her arms) and whatever the hell she's doing with her left hand makes it look like she has fat rolls, even though she doesn't.

She primarily wears bikinis that accentuates her thighs when her tits are her only good feature, makes weird and unattractive faces in most photoshoots of her, and is constantly in poses that range from questionable decision making to "Why hasn't anyone fired the idiots who keep approving these?"

All exasperated by idiots who uphold her as an immaculate paragon of perfection, and happily eat up every photo of her, even when it's clear that neither her, nor the photographer, nor her manager can be arsed to make sure the pictures are any good.

>>52117281
the idiots approving those pictures are making millions of dollars selling those pictures so you know...do better or talk about space marines.

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>>52114453

That's a pretty neat idea, really mix in the psychology.

>>52114792

I'm actually surprised I don't recall Repentia ever coming to mind at the time this was done.

This thread is /degenerate... PURGE AND SCOURGE IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME!

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>>52098386
I wanna say that this was fake story but holy god that was so vividly detailed that it much have been first hand experience

>>52117846

Those slight imperfections are probably her marketable niche. She is a hot, curvy American chick and not a rail-thin Euro import.

Personally, if she showed up in power armor playing an Inquisitor's flunky in a Deathwatch movie, I would repent. Dunno about you.

Back to Slaanesh's tricks.

>>52097859
>Fuckherrightinthepussy.jpg:

You're years late to that party. The 'Radical Inquisitor' pasta beat you to the punch.

>>52119567

That image deeply distubs me, can I get a sauce?

>>52097859

Are Khornite Daemons able to feel sensations beyond bloodlust and rage?

>>52124285
Probably yes. Even if not all of them. They are supposedly all represent some aspects of Khorne and while bloodlust and rage is his more prominent features he has also other sides.

Those who spend too much time in Materium also could become "tainted" by experience and develop their personalities further. They still will kill and maim but may become a little more sophisticated about it.

>>52119567
Quite the opposite, no dream is remembered that well.

>>52116938
Oh, like you've never done that.

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>>52098206
>>Do you really want the Daemonette to be going into battle with you still inside of her, attached to her as the only clothing or armour she has on?