/tg/, you've pissed off a witch, and she cursed your next

He gets the Paladin, I make the slipperiest hardest to catch most gigantic asshole of a bard, I can't kick him out, but I can annoy him enough to leave.

>>52067778
Well, at least this means I'll finally have a game to play

*sob*

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>>52067778
The Paladin far less disruptive and something I can more easily work with as a DM. They're a known factor I can manipulate and have fun with and that's basically one of my other players anyway.

>>52067778
Make a Paladin and smite evil his evil rogue every time.

>>52067778
Rogue

As a DM, run a 1 shot game. Minor lord died recently, and his 3 no-good sons are trying to their best to weasel into full ownership of the estate and a magic suit of armor. The rogue is one of the sons.

>>52067778
Honestly it if a lot of fun when you have both types.
>party of 5
>current quest trying to infiltrate an underground Dwarvish city taken over by Drows
>2 Halflings who steal everything from NPCs and party members are helping our party so that once in, they can get a foothold in the criminal workings of the city
>2 Dwarves in the overworld military whose homes were taken by the drows, are looking to retake their land but are banned from the city by the new rulers
>A Wood elf who hates Dwarves and laughs at their misfortune, but stands to earn a very powerful position amongst his people for helping rid the city of Drows
>A Knighted Paladin leading the expedition who seeks to rid the city of the debauchery brought by the Drows. Treats the laws of his land like gospel

The Wood elf and Paladin walked into the city under the guise of seeking diplomatic relations with the Drows while our Halflings have to smuggle in the notoriously unstealthy Dwarves. It's pretty interesting really.

Paladin
Simply because they can't dodge good.
Min maxed wizard kill his character opening act each time he rerolls.
Play wizard as super paranoid, and all of these super similar people keep showing up. Must be a demon or something.
Burn it with fire is my answer

>>52067778
Instead of playing with Friends I go to Roll20 to find a shit game, take the Paladin and try to make a joke out of the entire thing until I'm kicked or the game died.

Paladin Every enemy ever is good aligned. Set up the campaign that if he wants to fight evil. He'll need to do something that'll make him fall.

>>52067778
>you can't quit either
I become the asshole rogue.

>>52070929
>Simply because they can't dodge good.
But they can dodge evil, which you'd be doing.

>>52071235
>dodging evil instead of confront it.

How fucking CN of you.