>play a thief >dm won't let you name your character

>play a gunslinger
>dm wont let you name your character Hans Gunn

>>52051558
>Won't let you name him Lars Enny either

>Rob Things isn't allowed either

>>52051558
Actually, why doesn't he?
It's your name, you can be silly.

Of course, looking like a rogue and having a name of "Nick Stuff" could draw WAY more attention to you and make it more difficult to steal stuff.

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>>52051558
>play a hacker
>GM lets me name him Norton

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>>52051558
>>52051667
>>52051680
Stolen for my own nefarious purposes.

>>52051558
>Nab Errythin is also vetoed.

>>52051667
This one would actually slip by me tqbhwyf

>play a marmot rogue
>can't be called Snatch Beaver

>Play a detective
>Can't name him Justin Case

>>52051558
>>52051667
>>52051680
Found the names for my campaign's quirky villain squad

>>52051558
>Play Cleric
>dm won't let you name your character By-Pelor's-Light-We-Are-Guarded-From-The-Ever-Creeping-Darkness Barebone.

>>52051558
give him a thing for disguises and see if he'll let "friar take" fly

>>52051558
>play a thief
>dm won't let you name your character Lute Schitt

One of my players named his character Sharon Eadle. Elf warlock—nothing to do with drugs or anything—and he just wanted his name to be Sharon Eadle.

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>play an archer ranger
>DM won't let you name him Bart Clinton

>play a thief
>gm won't let you name your character Ste LeOrnaments

>can't name my Face 'Rando Nubuddy'

>>52051558
>play a bard
>dm won't let you name your character Feal d'Oss

>>52051558

Have you tried Pick Pocket?

http://www.fromoldbooks.org/NathanBailey-CantingDictionary/

1737 canting dictionary, you can put together some names with this, like Zad Foist.

>>52051667
I don't get it

>>52052712
Larceny anon.

Is a crime.

>play a gay female wizard
>DM won't let you name your character Magic Dyke

>>52052712
Larceny

>>52052712
Run the words together and close the pronunciation on the to a schwa

>play a gay druid
>DM won't let you make bear jokes

>>52052762
fecking typos, the "e"

jesus, enough dewars for me

>>52051641
>play a gunslinger
>GM won't let you name your character Gun Gho

>>52052454
>Nick Stuff
>Lars Enny
>Rob Things

And their trusted fence Sel Toomey.

>>52052786

> play a gunslinger
> GM won't let you name your character Smith Wessen

>play rogue
>DM won't let you name your character Enka Gnito

>>52051558
>Play Healslut
>dm won't let me name her Amelia Rate

>>52052854
>play a gunslinger
>GM won't let me name him Manny Schutz

>>52051558
>dm won't let my character's first name be 'prince' because I abused it last time.

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>>52051558
>play a barbarian
>dm vetoes Skip Legday

>play a ruthless mercenary willing to perform underhanded or even vile acts for gold
>dm won't let you name your character Dirt E. Deeds (Done for Cheap)

>play a rogue
>DM won't let you name your character Hugh Jass

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>character has a big dick
>can't call him Big Dick

>>52052622
Piq P. Oket?

>>52052444
Play a time traveler.
Can't name him Justin Time

>>52053130
>Playing a half orc babarian that has the grappler feat and wrestles people
>dm wont let me call him Micky Rorc

>>52051558
>play a paladin
>dm won't let you name your character Wright Chuss

>>52051558
>play a thief
>dm won't let you name your character Jimmy Locke

>>52053168
bigus dickus

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>>52052861
>Not naming him Ian Cognito

>>52051558

>Play Paladin
>DM won't okay any of the following
>Leon Hans
>Plenius Mighty
>Deuce Volt
>Cruz Adar
>Laufey Allgood

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>>52053168
Name him Lo Wang.

>>52053168

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQkQAU9iU7I

>>52052786
>play a gunslinger
>Gm won't let you name your character Aimy McKillin

>>52053419
>play a gunslinger
>DM won't let you name your character Rudy McShooty

>>52053366
>Barbarian named Foryuu the Big

>>52053432
>play a gunslinger
>DM won't let you name your character Sonny McGunny

>>52053366
>>52053438

>Ty Aardmeme

>play a wizard who messes with corpses
>DM won't let you name your character Nick Rolph Elia

>play a goblin merchant
>dm won't let you name your character Orr D. Jweef.

>>52053457
Pho Kyew

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>>52053168

>play a gay person
>DM won't let you name your character Ho Mo

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>>52051558
>play as asian bard/thief
>dm won't allow Lu Ting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtIRArhVD4

>Call her big booty

>Cuz she got a big booty.

>>52051558

>play a male elf
>dm won't let you name your character Melf

>>52053530

>Jor Mahm

>>52053438
Guy Foryu the Big is a legend, anon. You'd have your character be confused for you.

I mean him.

>>52053628
>Lu Ting
fucking kek

>Robin Graves the Body Snatcher not allowed

>Play SKT with group online
>brother of dm is playing halfling paladin with 18 strength named Jack
>he was raised by dwarves and another player is playing is brother
>they keep us all so distracted by their constant bickering the GM doesnt notice that he made "jack the giant slayer"
>after he finally kills a giant he drops "Im jack, jack the giant slayer" into conversation with an npc
>gm "...you son of a bitch!"

>Play a Gladiator with the short disadvantage
>GM throws you out when you suggest Minimus as character name

>>52053669
MUH

>play a cleric
>DM won't let you call them Hee Ling

Miles Long.

>>52052444
My first time ever playing a tabletop game I had a rogue with this name. Good times.

>>52053861
>not playing a eunuch named Peter Graves

>>52053674
well that's probably because there's an extremely famous wizard by the same name

Samurai named Hah Rakiri

>>52054377
>not playing a eunuch called Snips

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>>52053349
I like new Lo Wang better, mostly because he's an actual character and not just a quip slinging stereotype, I mean he's still quip slinging but he's got more of a character to him.

>>52054654
>not playing a eunuch called Sin Wavos

>>52054697
>not playing a eunuch named Richard Chop

>>52054871
>not playing a eunuch named
Nohan Ging

>>52054406
So? It's not like Albert went off the naming table after Einstein.

>>52051667
I have an NPC that my players really dont trust just because he's kind of a sleazy businessman (he's pretty much totally clean in actuality) and his first name is larz and now i wish i had thought to have enny be his last name just to fuck with the players even more

>>52053522
I don't get it, not a native speaker though

>>52053130
> Dirt E. Deeds (Done for Cheap)
> for

Anon...

>play a bard
>dm wont let you name your character Jack Doff

>Play an assassian
>Dm won't let me name her 'Anne Assia Ann'

>Play a rouge
>Dm lets name him 'honest McTrustworthy"
>regrets it imediately

>>52053349
Hung Wei Lo.

>>52051558
I gave up a long time ago on trying to prevent joke names, regardless of the campaign. It's hilarious when they become legitimate characters with backstories and personalities. It's hard to not have fun playing Duke Dongdarius.

>>52056868
Hung Yun Gai.

>>52051558
>>52056902

>playing a campaign where we only know each-others Codes names at the start
>Half-ogre who wields two spiked tow shields, but also int 8
>He comes from the Ironwall clan of ogres
>His home town? IronWall
>Code name that the gm choose before he looked at the character sheet and learned the real name? Ironwall
>Title the gaurdian Knights of the kingdom earn? Ironwall
>The name that people gave him when they heard tales of his actions? Fucking Ironwall
Eventualy he established his own school of fighting.

Full final title on my Character sheet? Sir Ironwall The Ironwall of Ironwall, The legendary Ironwall, Ironwall.

I've also had a character named Buffalo go too far...

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>>52051558
Play a Shadowrunner. GM won't let you play this nigger.

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>>52056953
Did anyone make a cap with the final version?

>play a merchant
>dm won't let you name your character Komm Ander

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>>52057374
This is all I got

>>52057407
>play a merchant
>dm wont let you play a merchant

>Play a bard
>won't let me call him Phil McKraken

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>>52051680
What about Rob Anybody?

>>52051558
>Guy played a pirate rogue
>Named him Chester "the Cruncher"
>Played for 12 levels with a retarded nickname so he could be promoted to captain crunch

>>52057459
Is it an instruction?

I'm currently playing in a game where the PCs all have names like Mei Deek, Krus Aider and Yann Deireh. It took two full sessions before the GM noticed what we'd done and facepalmed.

>>52054693
In the new one maybe, but in the original Shadow Warrior I never got past "WHO WANTS SOME WANG!?" before I gave up on his character.

>have profession
>have name which is a pun on said profession
>have no idea
>someone points it out

I played in a campaign with a character called Nicky Pickett, whenever the name was mentioned an NPC always asked "Why do they call him Nicky Pickett?" To which the answer is always "Because he's a fence."

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>>52053344
>when people pronounce "deus" as "deuce"

>play a merchant
>dm won't let you name him Owen Fewl

>>52059552

You realize puns don't need to mirror pronunciation exactly, right?

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>have corp SIN
>GM won't let me name my character Cindy Kate

>>52052739
>The wizard sold be allowed to call itself whatever the fuck it wants. That's one of the perks of being a wizard

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>>52051558
>play a neutral fae
>can't call self Fairy Nuff

>>52054406
The joke is that, according to Gygax, most of the people with spells or magic items named after them (Bigby, Otiluke, Mordenkainen) were characters in his home campaign when D&D was still in its early stages. Melf's player named Melf after the closest thing he saw, which happened to be "Gender: M. Class: Elf."

By the same token
>playing a medium
>DM won't let you name the character Rary

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>>52053037

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Me and my brother once played halfling thief twins.

He was Jacque, I was Strappe. Our tagline was "we'll lift your family jewels."

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>>52051558
>not being a high CHA fem con-artist/catburglar named Angelica D'Meanor

>play barbarian
>not allowed to name him Bob Johnson

>>52053168
>not being the mischievous wuxia master of the spear, Long Dong

>Make a bard
>Banned from the table when I decide to call him Jason Skurtz

>Make a wizard specialized in teleportation
>Not allowed to call her Skipper

>>52052762
Larschwany? What the fuck accent is that?

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>>52060668
>Jason Skurtz
I'm going to roll a bard.

>>52052841
>Rob Things
This isn't really a pun. Wouldn't something like Robert Moriarty Blind be better? That is, Rob M. Blind.

>>52060382
Not Rary Weldon?

>Play a fire witch
>DM bans me for naming her Holly Cost

>>52051558
>me and friend play a lawful good rangers
>dm won't let us name our characters Chip and Dale.

>>52060763
>Rob M. Blind
fuck sakes my sides

>>52056577
> Dirt E. Deds & Done Sheape out on new adventures!

>>52058142
You missed the best bit. Lo Wang rapping at the end of the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1k8oHxM_6Y

>Play Bard
>DM won't let me play Classical Gas

>play a fighter
>dm won't let me name him Wally Èr

>play a fighter
>dm won't let me name him Hintus Ulvan Harde, or Hint U. Harde for more casual intuduction

>play a fighter
>dm won't le me name him Glutius Maximus

>play a bard
>dm won't let me name him King C. Ocke

>Play Leadershit-speced Bard
>Kike DM won't let me name him Faldo Thrile

>play a psion
>dm won't let you name your character Brian Powers

>>52052626
Shit, now I want to memorize this and run a game or a quest in a thieving setting

>dming and make a pantheon
>name the half elf bard god "Sir Eno Feyfellow"

>>52053168
>not Richard Long

>>52062278
>not Mike Oxlong

>>52057951
try rob, but hole

>>52056947
You better tell it.

>>52053168
>not Big Dick Johnson

>play a cavalier
>DM won't let you name your character L'Braun Jaimes

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>>52051808
>Play bard in Ancient Mongolia-esque setting
>DM lets me name him Ohmai Dhaar-Ling

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>Play a blind Inquisitor
>DM lets me name him Bang Ni.
>Takes DM 3 sessions to get joke

>play a geologically-knowledgeable (for the setting) gem prospector
>name him horst graben
>nobody notices anything.

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>>52065772
My fucking sides.

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>Character has pancake on a stick
>Can't name him Pancake on a Stick

>>52051641
>can't be named Gunhilda "Gunholder"

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Congratulations lads
Please keep going

>>52057374
>>52057411
The archived thread is still up
>>51943786

If you make your name an anagram nobody can stop you from doing anything you want.

I am playing a half-orc barbarian gourmand butler who protects the kittenfolk family that raised him after finding him in the wild. His name is an anagram for Geoffrey Butler from The Fresh Prince but nobody has caught on yet.

>build a sub optimal at best alchemist/druid
>have to jump through hoops and loops to be allowed to name him Keda Ficks

>>52066435
anagrams are baby-mode.

You want a name that, when spoken, sounds exactly like what your character is.

>>52066764
Jokes on you, I did both. Robert (that's Ro-bear) Feyfulge, the perfect name for a fiercely loyal gentleman butler with feral eyes.

This thread is still alive?

>>52065772
>>52065849

i don't get it...

>>52051558
>play mech pilot
>gm won't let you name him gene eric

>play elf bard
>Name him Elfis Presleaf

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>>52051743
>>52051558


People who give their character shitty joke names tend to derail games and in general are poor players.

>>52067710
What do you know about player quality? You're just a cat.

>>52051558
>play a ranger
>DM won't let you name your character Hortwenti Noskop

>>52067669
Just have an elf bard named Presley

>>52067877

I believe you mean-

>Wentino Skopé IV

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>>52065772
okay that took me a second

> play diviner
> DM won't let you name your character Google

>>52067129
it'll happen eventually

>play pirate ranger
>dm wont let me name him Buck Ellisin Boots

>play sorceress
>DM won't let me name her "Big" Tih Tays

>>52067129

bang knee

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>>52068428
>>52065849
>>52065772
nope, still not getting it. either it's something I had not come in contact with or I am looking at some sort of metabanter

please explain

>>52051558

>play a fat samurai
>dm won't let me name him Itu Machi

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>>52068565
>>52068605
oh, fuck. I am feeling so stupid right now

have this

>>52051558
>>52051667
Robert Ulysses Daly

>>52060628

Butch Deadlift?

>>52052861
>>52053331
I had a character once who changed his name to Incognito after he became a pirate (in his backstory). He was not subtle at all.

>Play a paladin
>DM wont let you name your character Danes Walt

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>>52051558
>play a humanoid beast
>dm won't let you name your character Kelsey Grammer

>>52061143
Dunn Durt-Sheape

>>52052767
Well that's just unbearable.

>Playing a pyromancer
>can't name him Bernie Ital
this game blows

>Play a Bard
>DM won't let you name your character Amanda Lynn

>>52051558
>no Ranger named Hunter Withabow
>no Beastmaster named Turner Luce

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>>52065560
Stealing this

>>52060628
Big, Brave Brick of Meat

>>52052622
Pidge Pokket.

>>52060637
Name him Long Wang.
Tell the DM it means Dragon King in Chinese. (actually true)

>Play a mage specializing in the time sphere
>ST won't let you name him Kinko Rimson

>>52051558
>Nick Stuff

>>52051680
>Rob Things

>Not naming yourself Nicholas and Robert
>Time passes in the adventure
>"Please, please, only my parents call me that. My friends just call me..."

>>52051558
>Play a discerning thief
>DM won't let you name your character Pur Snicketty

>>52051558
>Won't let you name your character Burt Gurly

>>52051558
>archer
>Ace Indahol
>aristocrat
>Rich Mann
>bard
>Cameron Omar Valkyrie

>>52051558
So just call him Robin Banks

>>52067910
Elvish Presley?

>>52071527
Robin Hood was the original pun character.

>Hood Winker

Richard Rash, the paladin

>play prostitute
>can't be called Kira Queen
>play cleric in oriental setting
>can't be called Ho Lee Man
>play beastmaster
>can't be called Leon Stygerson Baird
>play engineer
>can't be called Jack Hammer
>superhero campaign
>blanket ban on any and all variants of "Sue Purrman"

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>Make a gay bard
>DM won't accept Dick Ryder

>>52071349
Not Percy Nicketty?

>>52071778
Wasn't that guy already in Tangled?

>>52071778
That's the name i'm using for the new Mass Effect

I just name every guy Juan Johnson.

>>52071527
Does he wear girly clothes and make terrible choices in life?

>>52053168
Dig Bick.

>>52072016
That was Flynn Ryder.
Nova, a marvel super hero, goes by the name Richard Rider or Dick Rider.

>>52071077
I like this one

>>52051558
>playing CP 2020 and everyone's a gibson character ripoff
>can't play Hiro Protagonist

>tfw currently playing a bard called Frederick Jupiter
Friends call him Freddie
He grew up a poor boy, from a poor family, until his mother killed a man to save his life and told him to flee.
Now he's on the road, trying to break free of his meagre upbringing, he knows that with his companions, they can be champions.

>DM won't let me name my dwarf fighter with a background as a shady enforcer/fee collector Stough Taxman

>half-orc player character called Mora Lesse
>her orc half brother is called Gorm

>>52054363
>>52052444
In my campaign the first place the players go to is the Case Inn

>>52073710
just watch out for venereal diseases sempai.

>>52053669
this is like the overexposure therapy in A Clockwork Orange

every time I see this video I expect to enjoy it and if anything it puts me off asses

>>52067710
If it's a good joke name their hilarious antics tend to improve the experience for other PCs, and aren't bad in RP either. That DM just doesn't know how to handle fun.

>playing gender-swapped magical realm h-game samurai girl
>will not accept Mai Q.T. Waifu

>undead zombie chemist/horticulturalist in a supers game
>GM says no to "Poosh N. Dazys"
Why even live?

>>52073059
I want to see Chris Pratt giggle endlessly at that name.

>>52073710
Should have been called Freddie Uranus.

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>writing Batman
>DM lets you name your character Joe Kuhr

imdb.com/name/nm0474212/

>>52072277
Same

13 days

>>52052841
>Liu Ting

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>play a cleric
>DM lets me name him Mo Lester

>>52068643
explan

>>52061724
I'm dead

>>52060763
i prefer the pratchett edition "Rob Anybody"

>>52071414
>Cameron Omar Valkyrie
I don't get it

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>>52071607

>>52077634

Well, it's no Not-As-Big-As-Medium-Sized-Jock-But-Bigger-Than-Wee-Jock Jock...

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>>52051558
>play a human disaster
>DM lets you name him Florida Man

I had a friend who claimed to have DM'ed a game where a player rolled a human fighter and just named him Manly Stanley.

>>52078046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rBT_pse3p0