Your Army's path is blocked by this commander and his

>>51976870
Literally who?

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>>51976942
Ramsay Bolton, Blood King of Winterfell.

>>51976870
Send a false letter to castle black. In the hopes the bastard takes the bait.

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>>51976870
Shoot him. My army has guns.

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>>51976870
I grab my hammer and bash in skull.

>>51976870
March forward and crush him and his army under the weight of our sheer numbers. His men can only kill so many before they collapse.

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>>51977115
I like your style.

Had to look it up.

Game of Throne spoilers maybe?
Ramsay Bolton's rule comes to an end when Jon Snow retakes Winterfell with an army of Free Folk and Stark loyalists, and defeats Ramsay in personal combat. In the aftermath, Ramsay is executed for his crimes against House Stark by being fed to his own hounds, bringing House Bolton to extinction.

I really don't see how this guy would stand out on a list of threats when it comes to direct warfare.

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>>51976870

Is that a trick question? CHARGE!

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“We all know what my brother would do. Robert would gallop up to the gates of Winterfell alone, break them with his warhammer, and ride through the rubble to slay Roose Bolton with his left hand and the Bastard with his right.” Stannis rose to his feet. “I am not Robert. But we will march, and we will free Winterfell … or die in the attempt.”

>>51976870
I give him the following offer: Let my army through and I will give you a bagel.

>>51977210
D&D love their Edgy characters anon.

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>>51976870
real cute... How do you feel about dragons again?

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I follow the way of King Aerys and burn them all

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>>51976870
MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU

>>51977588
I don't think the Charr eat people.

Then again, the Charr are fucking crazy, so who knows?

>>51977594
Meat is meat, and an army marches on its stomach. After a campaign of bread and dried fruit, anything that bleeds and sears will be welcome.

>>51976870

My character has a medivac drone that I use for bombing runs, wtf does a command tent mean to me?

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>>51976870
Option 1
>Conscript him into the Warsmith's legions. We can always use hordes of feral mortals as cannon fodder.
Option 2
>Exterminate him utterly. We have become used to offering no quarter for defiance.

Option 3: 20 Good Men destroy our ammunition supplies in the night. The Iron Warriors fall to infighting and treachery. Ramsay massacre the few survivors with a cavalry charge a few days later.

>>51976870
His army? Shouldn't be hard. Now if he had 20 good men we would be fucked.

>>51977721
Anon, has twenty good men. They're on their way to sabotage our supplies.

>>51977594
Even the crusaders at people.

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>>51977832
What? No fucking way.

I want to believe. I just don't.

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I don't have an image of the regular Bohrok swarm so...

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>Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.

>Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.

>I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.

>I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.

>Ramsay Bolton, Blood King of Winterfell.


What did he mean by this?

>>51977594
Under the Shamans during GW1 they probably did, but that's no more barbaric than Ascalonians wearing their pelts for armor, I'd say.

Ascalonians are real cunts. Look at Kryta before the Ascalon took refuge in their kingdom and after (GW2). They completely usurp the Kingdom. The only person remaining who seems to be at least somewhat of true Krytan lineage is the queen.

>>51977914
That the nigga didn't even write the letter

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>>51976870
>Light infantry
>Little to no training
>a few hundred heavy cavalry
>Longbows

The professional soldier surrounded by his fellows will win out against any mob

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>>51977978
I get the Feeling it was Stannis

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>Set up phalanx.
>Wait for his knights to charge headfirst into it.
>Wait longer for Ramsey to fire arrows into his own men.
>Win.
>Watch as Daenerys gets fatter in real time.

>>51976870
I wait several years in the possibly vain hope that the next book comes out so that I can find out.

>>51978352
Why would the Mannis write that shit?

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>>51978443
Stannis may be tricking Jon into bringing assistance.
His last appearance implied he had a plan to defeat the Freys and Boltons, meaning he was likely not defeated.
Having a Stark will make all the other houses who don't support Boltons support him
The man is getting desperate.

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>>51976870
Call in the flight plan

>>51976870
His ability to multiply corpses is unsettling, but that's all he's got going for him.

My army's ability to use arquebuses, pikes and giant dogs will minimize such corpses. I'm going to shoot until my 80% of my ammunition is spent, advance with poke-poke and spare the dogs for the flanks and routing.

>>51977697
Option 3 seems the most likely scenario

>>51977914
>False king
Oh shit he has consigned with foul chaos.

>>51977066
Rhaegar deserved to die for bringing a sword to a plate armor fight.

>>51976870
Call for parlay. Shoot him with crossbowmen when he gets close.

>>51977832
Bullshit, Muslims aren't people.

>>51977851
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Ma'arra
>wikipedia

I know, but just googling it brings up a lot of hits and I'm about to hit the hay before I have to get up for work in 8 hours.

Part of why like the first Crusade was that it was such a massive clusterfuck and despite most sources being narative from around the time it ultimately doesn't sound unlikely given how desperate the situation was at times.

>>51976870
I'm a fucking Dawn caste Solar. No one stands in my way and especially no edgy little shit like Ramsay.

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>>51979605
Fear is what keeps a man alive in this world of treachery and deceit.

>>51979675
I literally have a sword that is just as big as you that I swing as easily as a butterknife.

>>51976870
Wait for orders from command to engage his army, fight our way through his men, only to find that Commissar Cain has somehow managed to defeat him in single combat, and was looking to meet back up with us.

Optional: Potentially suicidal charge order from our Lieutenant Sulla pays big dividends.

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>>51979687
Please test that theory.

>>51979534
But muh chivalry

>>51978398
twenty good men will beat you

>>51976870
Why does my army have any sort of path they need to take? I'm a wizard for crying out loud! Load everyone up into the Demiplane, teleport to the location of the attack, then unload everyone back out. Done.

>>51976870
I don't have an army, but my current char can obliterate him and all his army in theoretically 1 turn

>>51977066
Why did he bring a sword to a plated armor fight?

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How do you feel about this /tg/?

>>51976870
Start muttering in binary, and blast them from Orbit, in the Omnissiah's name

>>51977210
He only stands out as far as his actions in the story are concerned, really. If everything in Westeros wasn't going to shit when he made his moves then he really would just be a speck of shit on someone's pauldron.

>>51980940

About the same way Stannis did when he heard that.

"Yeah, alright."

>>51976870

What are you talking about? I don't have an arm...y...

...

Who the fuck are all those people following us, and how did I NOT NOTICE?

>>51980980
I thought everyone knew him before the whole war and shit

>>51980198
Can't use that line if you're already a kidnaper and rapist.

>>51981401
Where are proofs

>>51981416
Mostly the fact that Liena wasn't described as a drooling retard, so she'd know what would go down if she suddenly disappeared, considering the temper of both Robert and her brother.

>>51976870
Offer his dad my assistence in holding the North, provided he shivs his shitty brat.

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>>51981447
She was a Stark. So there is always that

>>51981483
I choose to believe she was one of the less idiotic ones; the few scenes we have of her seem to indicate she was rather sharp.

>>51976870
Probably grab some friends and torture him to death.
>tfw you're the ramsay of your setting
Where did it all go so wrong?

>Prince Rhaegar picked lyanna over cersei
Is he our guy?

>>51981602
Idon't think so.

If anything he is the Edward Cullen of ASoIaF, down to women making up excuses for his behavior because he looks hot.

>>51981667
That's only his fanboys and fangirls

>>51981781
Well, all we know for sure is that he couldn't into proper anti armour weaponry, which applies to most characters in the series, since GRRM either doesn't know better or doesn't care.

Everything else comes from Jon Connington, who's obviously not a reliable source on the subject.

So as of now we can't really make a qualified guess.

My personal guess is rapist.

>>51976870
Take him out during a boring Sunday afternoon with 20 men.

Seriously, while he excelled at political intrigue, he was a horrible battlefield commander. He commanded only fear, not respect.

>>51982159
>Seriously, while he excelled at political intrigue
You might be thinking of the wrog Bolton, anon.

>>51976870
Your army only moves in two dimensions? Well that makes this easier.

>>51982111
The dragon answers to no-one

>>51982280
Except warhammers it seems.

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>>51979675
>Fear is what keeps a man alive in this world of treachery and deceit.
Fear of this battle station.

>>51982573
They rebelled even more

>>51982480
You dare to besmirch house targaryen with your lies? The arrogance.

>>51977968
To be fair, the White Mantle wasn't much better.

>>51977370
Have my best archers pick them off from a distance.
Good luck catching me in your stupid spear circle bullshit.

>>51983227
>Out shooting Nyss Archers.

>>51982573
>That filename

Good lad...

>>51981602
Cersei didn't match up to the prophecy.

>>51983338
>prophecy
>Rhaegar was actually the Prince that was Promised
>we're all fucked now
Thanks Robert.

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I DEATH

>>51976870
Call him a bastard.

>>51983423
>Believing dragon-fucker lies

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>>51983251

>>51983423
>implying the Prince that was Promised isn't Jaime Lannister

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What would be Stannis' tax policy?

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>>51976870

Wait. The itch of of putrid sores will leave them sleepless and sick. The maddening buzzing of a million flies will make their soldiers hack their own ears off to rid themselves of the noise.
When the Rot leaves them hacking and coughing in their beds, unable to rise and face us, then we advance. Their last few fit men cut down by our rusted, poisoned blades.

>>51976870
Am I supposed to know who the fuck that random dudebro is?

>>51983760
GoT's edgy mcedge edgemaster Ramsay Snow

>>51983627
10% higher overall to get started on paying back the crown's debts.
Extra taxes for everyone who opposedStannis# claim, certain houses get it extra hard (Lannisters, Tyrels).
Anyone found trying to cheat his way out of paying their due gets a one-way ticket to the wall.

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I don't have an army. I just know this spell that can summon rats. So I guess the Boltons get eaten alive by thousands of swarming rats.

>>51980940
I thought it was bullshit and a part of me hoped that Brienne realized could be useful if he was kept alive

>>51983842
What about Tullys and Arryns? Aren't the former technically traitors and the latter decided to do nothing instead of supporting the rightful king. Isn't it also treason then?

>>51983891
Yeah, but even Stannis porbably wouldn't excute half the Realm's noble houses.
Some extra taxes and hostages should do the job.

>>51983866
Brienne's character flaw is being honorable to a fault and headstrong to boot. It was quite fitting.

>>51977283
Godamn, for an autist Stannis is so good at those speeches. I know Stephan Dillane hated the show but I doubt their is a better actor to play the character

>>51984070
And Stannis's death words are perfectly in character, even though I wish it was "I know why now Renly."

Dammit I wanted more guild wars 1 discussion.

>>51978500

>stannis
>lies and treachery

nigga, what?

>>51984159
Stannis lies all the fucking time. He lied to Salador about payment. He also may have assanisated the castellen of Storm's end and his own fucking brother.

>>51977007
What an edgy faggot

>>51981010

Never dump perception, dumdum!

>>51984113
Not to mention the epic "oh for fuck's sake" eyeroll he does when Brienne gets to "Rightful King".

>>51983596

>implying it isn't ramsay

>>51984274
>implying it isn't Davos

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Part of the reason I play paladins in RPGs is so I can kill evil fucks like him.
I can't take on his army with my current character but with 20 AC at least, I'd be able to fuck with his shit on the regular and take on any 20 good men he send my way, which is fine by me.
You get the sword, skinner.

We ask if he has any work needed to be done, if he's a asshole about it we take work for the other dudes when we see them and raid the shit out of the Boltons. We've fought better armed men before.

Uh, mate, pretry sure we're on the same side here.

>Rickon feeding Bolton fucking shits to his beast never
Reminder that Starks were never about muh honor and Ned was like that only due to spending too much time in the Vale.
Starks ruled over the North with an iron fist crushing any sign of opposition. Robb was a cuck.

>>51976870
Probably gift him a few war dogs and slaves to get on decent terms and as payment for passage through his lands, and then leave with my band of mercenaries because we have little interest in the north and have no intention of souring diplomatic relations.

If he starts doing freaky murder-torture stuff to the group then we break out the assault rifles and grenade launchers and reveal we're TL9 dimension travelers and this is Infinite Worlds. More than likely we have no ammo though because twenty good men stole all of our magazines in the night and filled our guns with severed penises.

What is 20 good men?

>>51984502
Ser Twen Tegoodmen is not the correct counter to Ser Twen Tegoodmen.

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>>51976870
who was that?

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>>51976870
My army doesn't need supplies. What can Twenty Goodman do to me now?

>>51984502
an invincible force of chaos and mayhem
a plot device in GoT to justify why Stannis' army loses against the Boltons

>>51984616
They destroy your magic supplies so that your undead turn against you
You cannot win when 20 Good Men are against you

>>51976870
Eliminate these Gue'la fanatics!

>>51984616
Then Ramsay goes shirtless on you and sics the hounds on you.

>>51984620
>one of the best military strategists gets outplayed by a bastard with a bunch of good men
>never sends any scouts
>nobody heard charging cavalry and formed a proper order
>he doesn't even get his juicy flaming sword giving morale buff to his party while demoralizing the enemy
>GoT is all about realism lads

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>>51976870
I tell him that I've had it with his schemes and I rue the day I raped his mother.

>>51982573
This made me laugh so hard I started hiccuping, fuck you

>>51984720
Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire are both terrible

>>51984755
>The TV show almost went with Roose being a skinchanger and taking over Ramsey's body after he killed him.
>Roose will never be set Loose

>>51984802
>The TV show almost went with Roose being a skinchanger and taking over Ramsey's body after he killed him.
What? No it didn't. It never even alluded to it.

>>51984720
It's best now if you just imagine GoT as being very high-budget ASOIAF fanfiction.

Right down to misinterpreting some of the narrative and favouring some characters over others.

>>51980653
More importantly is why is it so long and slender?

>>51977066
>Not on horseback
>Robert has a beard
>Robert's using a fucking sledgehammer

>>51984916
Well, you can make up some bullshit about Valeryan stell there at least.

>>51983988
The Tullys rose in rebellion against an illigitimate bastard who was unworthy of the throne because the goodson of the now-previous Lord Paramount was murdered attempting to put Stannis on the Iron Throne. Stannis is just to a fault, but he's not stupid.

He'd punish them according to the law, and then give them rewards far in excess of whatever he took from them. Just like he did with Davos.

>>51984973
Annoyingly you can't because any Valryian swords owned by a Targ are accounted for and lost long before that battle

>>51985002
Huh, well, put it ion the list then.

>>51979534
>>51980653
Really? The sword is the biggest weakness you see? Not swinging a fucking hammer around the retarded antlers you've put on your helmet? Sure, Rhaegar's weapon is not optimal, but at least he's not going to be unhorsed by a pennant getting caught in his fashion accessory.

Clearly the stupider man won that day, and he went on to create a kingdom that figuratively wore antlers on its helmet.

Hang him in the void between malfeas and ceylecene forever as punishment for wasting even a second of my time.

>>51977210
The show is not accurate for the books. In particular, Stannis is alive in the books, and likely dead in the show.

>>51985227
Wasn't there also some flames about a little girl character randomly getting raped in the show despite her not being raped in the book?

>>51977007
Tear that twink into shreds. My current character is an onion of death(basically Siegward)
22 strength, 20 AC and 115 HP at level 9.

>>51981503
I think she expected Rhaegar to exert his influence to annul the engagement to Robert. Robert's great chimpout only happened because he assumed she'd been kidnapped, and more importantly, because the retard King burned loyal bannermen alive.

>>51985286
IIRC, in the books, Melisandre suggests burning Stannis' daughter, and he absolutely refuses. In the show, he refuses at first, but his wife convinced him to do it or something.

>>51985227
Do you really believe The Taxmaster won't write to pan to the show audience and make literal novelizations of the TV series? In the books Brienne will kill Stannis after he burns his daughter and gets his shit fucked up by 20 good men.

>>51983038
No, I dare besmirch your COUSIN (Brother? Father? Hard to tell with you sister fuckers) with a hammer. Specifically, his chest. Then his face.

>>51985319
Stop, you're bringing up painful memories.

"20 good men". Just how in the hell did anyone in the writing room think that was a good idea?

>>51985330
You want the 20 good men, but you need the 20 bad pussy.

>>51985398
Y'know, I like to imagine that the reason Bronn is so narked with Jamie in 6 is because, as well as the fact that he's yet to pay him for his services (something the last Lannister he served never had a problem with), Jamie was responsible for Bronn getting involved with the utter catastrophe that was the journey to Dorne, where Bronn nearly got poisoned by a little girl.

I still ship Bronn/Tyene, though.

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>>51985478
>where Bronn nearly got poisoned by a little girl.

But he needs the BAAAAAD POOSY

>>51985698
Such a beautiful girl ruined by such shitty writing/memes.

>>51985313
So what exactly kept her from telling ANYONE about it?
Like her headstrong brother, who's prone to rash decisions?
Or her other brother who could have calmed Robert down a bit?
Or her father?
Or some random messenger boy?

>>51985698
Nah, he needs those fucking tits is what he needs.

Man can forgive a lot when a woman has a chest like that.

>>51985736
Being on the other side of the continent, I guess. And naively assuming if she ran and hid that Robert would get over it.

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>>51985896
>And naively assuming if she ran and hid that Robert would get over it.
Again, until given explicit proof, I refuse to believe she was that retarded, Stark genes or no.

>>51985313
>>51985896
>>51985935
It wasn't Robert, Lyanna's brother was the one who went to King's Landing wanting to practically kill the crown prince. Which is pretty stupid especially considering who the king was. After the two Starks were killed, the king demanded Robert's and Ned's heads which made Jon Arryn revolt.

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Well since the last somewhat /tg/ related army I controlled was the fuckhuge swarm of Stalwarts with Bishops and two supporting armes of Ryders and Silics, do as I do with anyone who gets in the way.

Ask them for a quest.

>>51985698
Shit now I need to get some porn, thanks anon

>>51986757
Don't be a degenerate anon

>>51983440
Bread shall be sliced, eggs shall be splintered!
A ham...
AND THE WATER IS BOILING!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

>>51986007
Can't blame him. His sister was taken captive

I outgun, overpower and outnumber Ramsey greatly. Logically, it means that I lose to him.

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>>51976870

Gun them down and keep marching! Forward, to Jerusalem!

>>51976870

>ramsay isn't an ugly looking literal retard

Showfags please go and stay go.

>>51984253
The only way Stannis could have done even better in that scene(Aside from getting up and walking away from the stupidity) would be if he had pulled out a book of law when she said that and started reading her the laws of succession.

>>51989406
He was pretty damn ugly in the books, but I don't recall him being explicitly idiotic in them, just temperamental. I'm fairly certain the idiocy was in the show version, but then again it has been a few years since last I read the books.

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>>51990132
In the books he's sorta just a cruel bully boy. He's not inherently retarded, but he's not really smart either. The show kinda tries to play him as this villainous schemer where he really was just...kind of a dick protected by daddy. He's not really competent either.

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>>51990269
Strip off their skins. Lord Bolton, he used to say a naked man has few secrets, but a flayed man's got none.

>>51990384
House Bolton was pretty fucking awesome. Edgy, but awesome.

Roose in particular.

>>51976870

>Rocket Artillery strikes intensify

>>51990384
But what about the secrets in my bones.

>>51990416
We give those to the bearded vultures.

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Blackfyre are the true Rulers of Westeros

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>>51976870
>Run him down and crush him
>Loot the corpses

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>>51976870
Tell the Kodiaks to light'em up for a few minutes. After that try and find anyone left alive who could formally surrender.

>>51985088
>and he went on to create a kingdom that figuratively wore antlers on its helmet.
Haaaa

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>>51985088
>Clearly the stupider man won that day
>take the Betrothal of a Baratheon male
>Who are renown for their open rebellion when spurned.

>>51977007
God, it must smell so fucking terrible there.

>>51990398
Roose is best Bolton

>>51992273
> Burns books after reading them so that no he will be the last to gain their knowledge.

Why were he and Tywin so fucking based?

>>51992471
That's the opposite of based, you dumbass.

All you're doing is fucking over everyone who comes after you, including those who you want to continue your work.

>>51976870
>Your Army's path is blocked by this commander and his army, what do you do?
Assassinate the fucker, It's my jobs yeah? The legions of soldiers is the Army's problem. I take care of the important shit, fodder is for fodder.

>>51977007
Throw a lot of vorpal knives at him.

I don't need to hit him, they just have to land next to him, and he'll cut himself to death soon enough.

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>>51977064
What this guy said. What is this, the dark ages?

>>51991846
I'm not sure Lyanna had much choice in the matter of who she was betrothed to. And technically Robert didn't start the fire.

>>51992673
Ramsay is not a leader anon

>>51993474
Anon was talking about Roose and Tywin?

>>51993561
This, although >>51993474 may have been referencing the other anon saying "Including those who want to continue your work" with the implication that Ramsey was not meant for that.

>>51993571
I'm the anon in both >>51992673 and >>51993561

I just dislike the idea that being a dick automatically makes you based, and destroying knowledge just so you can be the only one who knows is one of the most senselessly dickish things you can do since it has almost no real benefit.

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>>51976870

>Bolo of the line 2177 detects obstruction in path.
>Tactical analysis completed in 1.12 seconds.
>Activating external speaker system. Personality Center locked in LIMITED processing mode.

"UNARMED COSPLAY ENTHUSIAST. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CLEAR A PATH FOR THE DICHROME BRIGADE. FAILING TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN A SECOND REQUEST, FOLLOWED BY A NEW PATH BEING SELECTED THOUGH YOUR PRIMITIVE STONE COMMUNITY CENTER AND/OR YOUR SMALL AND SQUISHY BODIES."

>>51976870
shoot him with a bolter, repurpse his head for a servo skull.

>>51976870
Find a new gaming group.

>>51993118
No but he did extinguished it

>>51976870
Fire the missiles

>>51976870
Violently overreact because of my insecurity.

>>51993670
No but it is a safety precautions

>>51976870
Kill me

>>51995484
Him. I mean

>>51977914
>>51977978

It was probably Mance.

>>51995529
I think Ramsay actually wrote it. It seems like a bait because had he really beaten Stannis he'd already have his Reek and Bride back. He's probably quite pissed, has no clue as to Stannis' whereabouts and just sends empty threats like an edgy bastard he is.

>>51990416
Mima won't be in TH16.

>>51992673
I think that was Roose's idea.

He doesn't want anyone to know the same things as him, even down to the minute level of being able to read the same books.

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>>51976870
I baleful polymorph him into a fat pig and them calmly but firmly explain to his army that the rest of them will be joining our victory feast one way or another and suggest they turn over any loyalists of lord bacon while they can.

>>51984502
>In Westeros huge armies are not necessary, just a few dozen good men.
>1x05 Bronn says he could capture the Eyrie with ten good men
>1x06 Ned orders Beric Dondarrion to assemble a hundred good men to capture the Mountain
>1x07 Renly offers Ned a hundred good men to seize the throne
>2x05 Theon takes Winterfell with twenty good men
>3x03 Mance tells Tormund to pick twenty good men to climb the Wall
>3x09 Daenerys captures Yunkai with three good men
>4x10 Yara picks fifty good men to rescue Theon from the Dreadfort
>5x09 Ramsay cripples Stannis' army with twenty good men
It's a running gag that any military threat can be eliminated by a few "good men".

>>52000222
You'll note that Beric failed. His group was obviously too big for the task. On the other hand, the Mountain was killed in single combat, though killing his attacker in the process. 20 men seems to be in the sweet spot.

>>51976870
Ask myself how the FUCK he got his army onto the ocean without a got dam boat

>>52000222
And they failed

>>51997005
She will.

>>51996266
Dod he capture mance

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>>51997005
Fuck you she will appear.

>>52000272
beric failed because of tywin

>>51990084
>Muh honor
>Muh oaths
>Muh strong independent women
>Muh Daenerys is better than Stannis
>Muh Dorne plot is a better plot than Stannis plot
>Cersei is a Better parent than Stannis

>>51977007
Is the Chair made of human bones and flesh?

>>51991463
Why was the Mjolnir Mk 4 so damn good.

>>52005599
I find the Mjolnir Mark VII to be better

>>51976870
Surrender and hope he gives us mercy

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>>51986013
>silics as your assimilate
>not delvers

get that food away from me, i bet you didn't even use broken lords heroes only you filthy fucking casul

>>51979534
Do you even half-sword bro?

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>>51976870
Send in a squad or two of Kasrkin backed by a Leman Russ or six.

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THAT'S A GRUDGE

>>51980653
This is a world in which 8 foot tall men literally cut people in full armor in half and then later get turned into goddamn frankensteins.

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>>51976870
I shake my head disapprovingly at his habit of using biomass as pointless decorations.

Then I send some Genestealers to rend him to shreds before beginning the consumption of Westeros for the Hive Mind.

>>52008201
But muh realism

>>52008678
Anon, I've had...a shitload of drinks tonight.

I fucking despise GoT for being set as the standard for "realistic". Because it's not.

Think about it this way, LoTR never tries to tell you that the people in it are bound by human constraints and thus no one in it acts according to human constraints.

GoT tries to convince you that this is a universe bound by human limits, but everyone doesn't give a fuck. People happen to travel wherever they need to be and castles and people can achieve whatever feats sound cool.

The former lives up to what it sets as its own goals, the latter fails.

Fuck anyone who assumes GoT is realistic.

Not direct at you, just...been drinking.

>>51976870
Pretend a small child is the heir to the north.

Go around him when he chases the kid down

>>52008978
>Implying Daenerys isn't the realistic Female role model

>>52008978
I Understand anon. I hate the fact the fat man believes his own lies

>>51980940
>>51980940
This show fell so, so far.

>>52010544
What do you mean