If you were made as a ttrpg character what are some weird little

>>51964360
>Pollen allergies. Pollen allergies for days
>Chronic procrastinator
>Talent for picking up random, unimportant trivia

>>51964360
>doesn't like sand
>often abandons moving vehicles
>disregards mentors teachings
>but not the obviously evil mentors teachings

>>51964360
>A huge pervert
>Obsessed with magic
>amoral
>nihilist

>>51964360
Jojo references.

>Really loves dogs. Will stop what they're doing to point out a dog. Look at the dog!
>Can't sleep without a fan or some kind of breeze blowing on them.
>Socks never match.
>Believes you shouldn't slaughter laying hens after they stop producing, and should instead thank the chicken and let her live out her chicken retirement. Has an old, "useless" hen because of this.

>Intelligent
>Nihilistic
>Wicked sense of humor

>Thinks pizza crust is the best food ever
>Has a soda machine in his flat, no one knows how it got here
>Spews pseudoscience booklet material

>masturbates all the fucking time
>lazy shit
>roleplays online like an autistic faggot.

>Absentmindedly picks things up only to later put them down somewhere else, never realizing I even picked it up
>Compulsive need to snap my fingers and make finger-guns at people
>Incapable of saying "you're welcome". Instead only uses variations of "no problem" or "don't worry about it".