how do irks kill MC's, more specifically tau, and eldar

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>>51959623
>irks
Annoying them to death.

>>51959623
Meant orks

>>51959673
Cheeky git

>>51959623
Well, it'z Obvussly wif' a CHOPPA, YA GIT.

Da nerf o' sum 'umies.

>>51959752
>>51959623

Stompas.

>>51959623
I remember someone saying tankbustas do everything.

Invest in those, I guess?

>>51959623
A big ol' line of kustom mega kanons.

Mega nobz in trucks times as many times as you can fit into whatever points limit you are playing

>>51959623
allies

>>51959623
NOBZ IN A 'NAUT YU GITZ!!!

>>51959623
biker nobs with klawz, it's quite simple really.

>>51959623
Megadoomers

>>51959623
I'm starting to wonder why every time someone complains about MCs when they can just say Tau and Eldar first. I know you did, but complaints about MCs in general get thrown around when they're just talking about those armies.

>>51959623
This >>51964058

Is the only answer. It's pretty much the only thing that can get there fast enough and live long enough to tear even a Riptide to shreds. Anything else will lack AP 2 or be highly overcosted

>>51959623
Liberal application of additional Dakka

>>51964058
Against Riptides, that's no good. Tau can easily deal with AV10 even on the worst of days, and Ion Riptides can instant-death and ignore armour on MANz, and potentially ignore cover too. Battlewagons help this a bit.

>>51968789
What about nob bikers?

>>51969152
>Almost 50 points before you even buy a klaw

Better off with the MANz in the Trukk. Even if they blow it up and kill all the guys inside, it probably got as far as the Nob Bikers for fewer points.

>>51959623
TANKBUSTAS 'N' CHOPPAS!

>>51969431
tank bustas are AP3, so riptides jsut laugh it off.

>>51959623
I want to take this ork home and adopt him.

>>51964455
The only correct answer.

>>51959623
They cant.
Unfortunately Orks are the NPC race of 40k, and aren't allowed nice things.
And make sure you keep buying all the newest GW Ork shit, meaning they have zero incentive to ever give you nice shit
(Also they secretly hate that you can make awesome Ork vehicles from plastic card, odd bits, and a little imagination, instead of buying more of their kits, so really, you will never get nice things)

>>51969889
LOTSA TANKBUSTAS! EVEN MOAR CHOPPAS! CLOG DEM JET INTAKES WIV YOR BODIES YOU GITZ!

>>51972804
If only it was that simple.

>>51959623
Got 45 tankbustas?

>>51969889
loota boys and pray for a good roll, flood them with hits.