Godzilla is attacking, the last character you played as is the

>>51950788
A level 1 kobold cleric who worships dragons.

Fuck this, Imma his new prophet and will bring the good word of the Dragons to the world.

>>51950788
A half-elf white necromancer.
Oh this is going to be ugly.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>51950788
I roll to seduce

Level 18 fighter followed by an army of.orcs.

Yeah I guess he has a chance.

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>>51950788
I doubt it, but either way I've got the biggest fuck off erection you've ever seen.

>>51951093
He seduces you instead.

I think the last character I played was a level 5 half-elf monk who followed the Path of Light.
Considering that he proved his evasion skills with a black skull dragon, I should have some capacity to stop Godzilla's rampage.

>>51950788

A 1930s/40s noir private detective mixed up with the Mob plus Jap/Nazi spies and saboteurs.

He does have a very low key psionic power akin to "The Shadow". However, unless he somehow hears about Dr. Serizawa's research, breaks in the lab, and steals the oxygen destroyer, he isn't going to be able to do shit.

>>51950788
A plague sorcerer of Nurgle.

Time to infect and corrupt Godzilla in the name of the Dark Gods!

>>51950788
Level 11 Gestalt Mesmerist//Ninja. Hold Monster->Coup De Grace?

>>51950788
>Level 8 druid built around supporting the rest of the party
I fly the fuck outta there.

>lvl 14 sorcerer

Sure so long as his SR isn't obscenely high and his reflex save is shit.

>chains of light
>scroll of permenancy
>hungering earth

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>>51950788
It won't take a minute.

>My last game SwN.

Whelp.... looks like that city is getting nuked from orbit. Not literally, more like solid slug projectiles large enough to punch a hole through a battleship-class starship than a nuke.

A suicidal Russkie teen with a penchant for fully-automatic salves of armor-piercing bullets?

Since he's an AdEva pilot, I guess it's kind of his job. Since Godzilla has no AT field, it should go pretty quick. Then again, the massive head injury from the giant-boulder-tossing angel attack last week might set us back a little...

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>>51952103
That didn't end too well the last time that happened

>Essence 5 dawn caste solar exalted.

This is going to be exciting.

>>51952490
Guess Godzilla ascended into Daemonhood!

>>51950788
lets see how Godzilla enjoys some sweet orbital bombardment

>>51952344

Godzilla's radiation breath is actually kryptonite radiation

Last character I played was a life mage from mage the awakening wnd edition.

I'm just going to remove his limbs and then turn his brain into a stomach.

>>51952103
I know what that looks like....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30TQ-zSfwgs

Level one fighter from my first ever dnd session. I think we're fucked, I made the guy as a joke last min character, was supposed to be a 'backup gm' to help with descriptions and teach people the basic rules while my mate tried to pick up Dming as we went, a few guys lost interest so we went off and had a few drinks, I came back and decided to go stand in as the few guys who were into it were a bit screwed with half their party gone.

I mean we had to redo the fight with the dragon in the starter adventure so I don't think I'd stand a chance with my group, let alone on my own

>>51950788
>Deranged fortune hunter that does increasingly dangerous and stupid things
There is a chance, if I manage to climb up his neck with thermite charges strapped around my waist.

>>51950788
>GURPS character whose main fighting ability come from owning a gun
I try to shoot it in the eyes, then I die.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>51950788
My level 3 eldritch knight?

Ok, sure I can. I summon my bond two javelin because I am too lazy to equip them.

>>51950788
A house wife from the 1920s

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>>51950788
Literally a Godzilla rip-off, but orange.

I'm probably fucked.

>>51950788
A 60 something goldminer... Yea, no.

>>51952536
More like the Demons ascended into Godzillahood.

>>51950788
>Level 10 Creation/Earth Warlock in Anima: Beyond Fantasy
If by stop you mean redirect, then yes he can. Using magic, he could unearth or create enough radioactive material to draw Big G outta the city. At least for a bit.

In a straight-up fight, though, he loses like a motherfucker the second those back plates light up.

My last character was Jeff Freeman. He's a lumberjack with a tv addiction. Outside of television, his main hobby is after work drinking with coworkers. He drives a truck and is from the southern part of the United States.

Considering I made him with the risus system, he might stand a chance with his tv addict cliche. If it looks like things are going downhill he's probably just get drunk and sail back to America with a ship he made out of freshly chopped trees.

>>51952268
>>51952245
>>51952194
>DnD characters
>having any chance of beating the guy the Tarasque is based on.

>>51958173
(but what about minmaxed Pathfinder characters)

>Starship pilot with a handy knack for throwing knives.

Time to get the fuck out of Dodge.

>>51951138
It's immune to all physical damage anon.

If missiles and nukes can't touch it, neither can your orcs.

A Tech-Priest Enginseer in Only War with a repair servitor comrade.
Welp, I win because technology is so heavily advanced, that even though it's shitty by 40k standards, it would wreck Godzilla.

>>51950788
a 2nd lvl scout in 3.5 vs Godzilla....

we're fucked.

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>>51958173
>the guy the Tarasque is based on

>>51950788
Level 5 rogue. Nope. I probably survive the rampage though.

>>51958930
That monster just looks so casual.

>So I says to him, Mort, I says, "look, you can't trust anything that guy says"
>Come on, Melvin, don't talk with your mouth full.
>Mort, please, this puny knight didn't even know which end of the sword went where. Look at him kick.

>>51952555
He's Been Bombed From Orbit Before

>>51959077
By a Black hole gun no less:
http://godzilla.wikia.com/wiki/Dimension_Tide

>>51958220
What if the are really angry?

>>51950788
He'd literally tear him apart on the molecular level.

>>51950788
A bitter necron lord with the only thing bigger than his hybris is his boner for killing eldar, id say he would certainly try

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>>51950788


As a Troll Face I guess I try and get him to stand down using negotiation? I pre Edge this

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>>51962740

Exploding 6's

>>51962740
>>51962742

Is 7 net hits enough to get Godzilla to stop destroying the city?

>>51950788
>LvL 12 Aasimar Sun Soul monk

Slowly wear him down with sun blasts and dodge his attacks.
It will take a month to get it done tho.

>>51958241
Bitch please, he tanked a weaponized black hole.

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>>51950788
Sweet costume bro.

>>51950788
Half elf necromancer who has a habit of just throwing alchemist fire at problems.
Catapult is a wonderful spell, but I don't think it's going to help me in this situation...

>>51950788
>level three cleric in Pathfinder

Nah, we're fucked

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I've got this guys.

>>51952490
Where's that from?

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>>51958930
Well, the original tarasque got killed by villagers when it became docile

Even a docile D&D tarrasque can't be scratched by a commoner, I'd think.

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>>51950788
I don't know but it would be one hell of a fight.
Only an agent of chaos can kill a grey knight, Right?

>>51952442
If anyone can brute force their way through an AT field it's Godzilla.

>>51967238
If N2 mines and nukes can't punch an A.T. field, why would Godzilla's radiation breath be able too?

I am legit curious, and totally not fishing for things to use against my players.

>>51950788
>An Inquisitor.
UNACCEPTABLE!!! EXTERMINATUS!!!

>>51967406
More likely, Godzilla would survive long enough to wreck all available umbilical cords (Which are not protected by AT fields) and then just wait out the Eva's battery.

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>Defeated by the pcs
>simply evolves into the pcs

>>51964716
>>51952490
Would also like sauce.

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>>51967527
Godzilla goes to Hell.

Pretty good shit.

>>51967406
Supposedly every living creature has an AT field. If Godzilla doesn't then there's something fundamentally different about the way his soul works.

Or maybe the field is so large that the scientists were zeroing their equipment around it without realizing. Now that he's awake all the gauges are dropping into deep negatives.

>>51968016
Everything has AT fields, but earth life only utilizes it to prevent themselves from going tang. It's one of the fundamental differences between humans and angels.

>Ork street sammy that just got down playing a glorified pest control in Seattle

"...Yeah, to hell with this drek, I ain't gettin' paid enough tango with that."

The other two options are to steal an oxygen destroyer from a lab, which would require time, money, and other Runners willing to help with the heist, all of which are at a premium at the moment; the other would be to try and draw Godzilla and the Japanese Dragon towards each other, and book it the fuck out of there, 'cause it's going to get nasty. That one is also stupid because
>trying to work a Dragon into your plan
>Dealing with a Dragon ever

>>51963152
So, you are killed by the debris?

>>51967497

when does that movie hit the US?

>>51967497
Those are fucking Xenomorphs

A lvl 11 Rat cleric
I actually have hope because Arytom has some serious BS luck

>>51968669
It already did, saw it in the theater.

>>51968833
Kinda. I like to refer to them as Godzillasapiens.

>>51967497
Please, no Neon Genesis EvanGojireon.
He doesn't need to be the new First Angel.

>>51969027
I think he meant when does it come out on DVD stateside.

>lvl 20 ratfolk necromancer with a thing for skeltonizing huge creatures and debuff spells
Rip Godzilla

>>51971376
Considering Godzilla's CR32, MR10, I doubt it.

Giant not-Russian Blacksmith with the power to control storms. Might do decently.

Here's some stats for Godzilla monster.

>http://www.tohokingdom.com/articles/art_d20_toho_game.html

>>51971573
I dunno, you might just end up making him stronger. Last time Godzilla got struck by lightning, he got Magneto powers.

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>>51972446
these charts are always bad but THIS is cringekino

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>>51968833
>Those are fucking Xenomorphs
>>51971234
>Kinda. I like to refer to them as Godzillasapiens.

Some of the concept art was even better.
http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/205319/look-shin-godzillas-nightmarish-humanoid-army/

>>51967566

Motherfucking demon Godzilla.

>>51950788
Hmm. Let's think about this logically. Godzilla's pretty clumsy, but assuming he's a huge, nearly invulnerable monster, he's got a shitton of armor, fort saves, and spell resistance.

But I'm a debuff-based level 15 conjurer/archmage with access to quite a few books...

Assay Spell Resistance on the good chap, making it that much easier to pierce spell resistance (if any), and then True Casting for more spell resist. (For a total of +30 on caster checks) Use my rod to throw out a quickened shivering touch. With arcane reach, I can do it from 30 ft away. Boom, 3d6 (average of 10/11) dex down.
Round 1.5: Celerity the bitch before he can react. Cast an Empowered shivering touch, for 3d6+50% (average of 16/17) dex. That's anywhere from only 7 to 45 dex, but about 28 on average. That should be enough to make him collapse.

Then cast Unluck. I've got Spontaneous Divination, so I can use whatever amount of spell slots I need to in order to get it done. Once that's done, Godzilla's rolling his saving throws at a minimum.

From there on out, Bestow Curse. Lots of Bestow Curse. Curse his saving throws. If the GM allows, make it a custom curse that reduces his fort save by -6 or whatever instead of all his saves by -4. Otherwise, stick with the -4. It might fail once or twice, since the DC for bestow curse's saving throw would be around a 10+4+12 or so. Hell, maybe throw a fox's cunning in there just to make resisting Bestow Curse a bit harder.

Finally, when his fort save is drooling on the floor just like he is (Or I'm out of Bestow Curse),
cast Smoky Confinement. Maybe even Heighten it to level 8 to make save DC a nice 32.

There. He's stopped.

Then stick the vial into an adamantine casing, maybe some other material if I can hack it, and then dump the casing somewhere where nobody can find it... At least until I level up and get Genesis. Then stick it in there.

Or throw the vial at the BBEG so it shatters, and then watch. From far away. Through a scry.

>>51950788
>lvl 6 warlock
Yeah no...

>>51950788
>level 3 human fighter that wants to wrassle monsters but is bad at it
Honestly he's already dealt with giants and he would probably just fucking run since the giants could do Kamehameha waves and that went pretty poorly. Godzilla is that but more huge.

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>>51950788
"Aww. How cute.
I'll tell you what, I'll just put her on ice down at the south pole for now. Come next full moon, I'll drop her off somewhere secluded to fight it out properly, free of charge."

>>51977936
See >>51971490 and >>51972189
You, sir, are a fool.

>>51979697
... I was actually looking at the tarrasque, sans regeneration and probably with a ton of breath attacks because someone mentioned it was based on it. I should've known that someone statted Godzilla up somewhere.

>>51950788
Depends. In theory, my wizard should be able to stop him with a single carefully selected spell. However, the DM in my current campaign hasn't been following any of the rules for spellcasting so I can't be certain.

>>51950788
3rd lvl bright mage? I could wreck some serious shit but it wont be enough I'm afraid.

>>51950788

Prime and Space mage. There wouldn't be a fight. I would simply lock him in a dimensional pocket.

A dwarf with one leg and a crossbow using tweaked WFRP rules.

Nah I'm fucked.

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>>51950788
She fitter then most athletes, has a sixth-sense for danger, can read body-language as easily as a bed-time story, a marksman of the highest degree, seemingly has nine lives and is developing clairvoyancy.

She's going to help get everyone to safety and wait for the super heroes to show up.

Pic pretty much related.

>>51950788
Level 2 Wyrwood rogue. That's a big nope, but I doubt he'd be interested in stopping the giant lizard anyway.

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>>51976352

He's a god and could one shot Godzilla.

>>51950788
My character is a Fighter's Guild pilot from Warbirds. So I guess I can run away pretty effectively, since the movies make it pretty clear that fighters do fuck-all.

>>51967497
>>51976352
What the fuck, this is fucking awesome.

>a kleptomaniac catboy trap with no other skills
The world is fucked, time for looting.

>>51950788
My last charcter is actually a mecha pilot who fights kaiju as a day job so same shit different day.

>>51950788
>Godbound
>Wrench Wench with Artifice, Earth, Endurance, and Knowledge
>Has a mech

I got this shit.

My dwarf slayer is a badass, but asking this of a level 5 martial character in pathfinder is a little unfair...

>>51950788
>LV3 Dragonborn Bard

What languages does Godzilla speak? Cause I could cast Suggestion and tell him to fuck off.

>>51950788
>duros scoundrel... specced into piloting

Time to get a giant robot, giant spaceship, or just start making strafing runs in a stolen military jet. If I can find my GODDAMNED SHIP then I've got a bunch of space mines I can drop on his head with some good rolls ,those things'll fuck up anything.

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>>51981432
>this character

>>51952519

I'd watch thidw

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>>51973384
To Bad I'm Posting More Anyway

>>51950788
considering that my last character was a pimp? Maybe if Godzilla likes hookers..

Yes, by summoning the fairy queen riding on top of a infernal beast with the aid of ??? In an epic, over the top and somewhat odd fight to the death

>>51985265
Suggestion? Probably not. But he technically communicates in Draconic, so you could probably try Diplomacy or Persuasion. Though be prepared for "These slanty-eyed fucks built their shit city on my nest/hunting grounds" as a response.

We'll since I'm immortal I might as well handle this all by myself by getting eaten whilst I have this "oxygen destroyer" bomb strapped to myself and blow myself whilst I'm inside it cause I'm immortal which means I also have invulnerability and I would not get killed by the blast other than the one I'm killing right now with my bomb right now this instant

Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>51950788
Most recent iteration of this ranger is level 5, rolling for Animal Handling to ride around on Gojira's back.

Since OP didn't differentiate between video games and tabletop, what if i literally played Godzilla last?

>>51991779
then godzilla wins

>>51991834
Which Godzilla?! Do they both win?!! Do they all win?!!!

>>51958173
The tarrasque is hilariously easy to kill. It can't even fly based on core stats

>>51950788
As a mastigos mage with mind 3 I'd make godzilla my pet

Rank 5 Black Templar Deathwatch Assault Marine with a Relic Blade and Artificer. I'm not sure if I have a chance.

>>51950788
People are forgetting the fundamental bit of this: to STOP him.

This means to deter him from destroying the city.

He tries mostly (unless they shoot at him) to leave humans alone, and just stomp his hunting grounds.

So, have a small child go to him to plead he stop.. and wait for the True evil to come in.

Then help Godzilla defeat it and its minions/controllers, and you'll see him go back to the sea.

All in all, it would be a fucking EPIC campaign for you...

>>51991779
Golly, if only there were boards for video game and tabletop games to make it easier.

>>51950788
She could shoot him with a high-powered rifle. That would probably be enough, right?

>>51993040
>Missingthejoke.png

>>51987733
Who the fuck is Neutral Evil in this one? Is that even a Godzilla monster? Is this some Zone Fighter shit?

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>Ad-Eva campaign
>Have soloed a rogue Eva unit and have been involved in two separate team sorties.
>Recent developments from the Jet-Alone project have removed umbilical cable concerns.

Time to fight fire with fire.
And by fire I mean my old lady and I fighting that giant lizard thing.
You know, that's breathing fire.
Yes, I was at the briefing, i know that isn't Actually fire that it's breathing.
It was a joke, come on. Just hurry up and launch me already.

>>51991856
Yes.
>>51991902
Know who can fly? Godzilla.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E284IfUyssc
>>51991918
Doubt he'd be directly your pet. You could direct a flock of birds to draw him away from the city...
>>51992106
Honestly, anon, I'm not sure you'd be able to even make him notice you stabbing his toes with the Relic Blade.
>>51992261
this motherfucker gets it.
>>51993074
Ehhhhh...

>>51993144
Daghara, from Rebirth of Mothra 2.

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>>51995326
>Know who can fly? Godzilla.
I'm not sure this counts.

A 57 year old sin eater in Montana with no combat skills and obsessed with conspiracies and cryptids... he's likely to come up with or, more likely, know a guy who can make an equivalent to an oxygen destroyer. What's most likely, however, is the krewe will go "that sounds like a problem for (place godzilla is attacking)" and leave it at that.

>>51998890
Alternately, a demigod in godbound with the luck, endurance, and sea words. Chances are I could just convince him to go take are nap.