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>Female knight is lewdly dressed >everyone throws a hissy

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>Female knight is lewdly dressed
>everyone throws a hissy fit about muh historical accuracy
>Wizard is almost buck naked
>That's cool
Why
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>>51942208
Joke's on you, anon, in my campaign everyone is half-naked.
Even males.
Especially males.
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>>51942208
It's still trash, just slightly less trash because a wizard probably isn't planning on running straight into melee range
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>>51942208
Wizard's don't customarily rely on a thick coat of metal between them and danger to survive, while knights customarily do. Wizards are also inherently not historically in their usual form, so the complaint would ring hollow.
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>>51942306
We had a campaign where we had to come up with the edgiest shit we could, so I had a hexblade female drow with a liger familiar, clad in a glamered armor so she looked like she was wearing 20 square centimeters of fabric.
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>>51942208
Wizards are easier to rape. They complain because the female knight is still harder to rape & thus showing off her body is nothing but a painful remind. The wizards are kind enough to ensure their goods are on display for AND be available to use.
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>>51942426
Huh, I thought wizardly magic was too mighty for such willworkers to reasonably be subject to anything to which they don't consent.
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>>51942208
Sorcery and sexuality are tightly linked.

Alastair Crowley had a lot of magick techniques centered around orgasm.
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>>51942496
Anon, have you read about how sexualized ancient shit is? Especially Egyptian stuff. Wizards practically throw fireballs through masturbating. Wizards want to get fucked.
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>>51942496

In the world of porn, power of the D trumps all, magic or mundane.
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>>51942407
I don't think you understand what "edgy" means. That's certainly a success at making a nonsensically juvenile character, but unless she had an X-shaped scar on her face and was hunting for the man who killed her father that's a swing and a miss on "edgy".
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>>51942613
But if they wanted it, it wouldn't be rape and they wouldn't be complaining and being painfully reminded of it and so on, would they?
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>>51942208
Issue these until the problem is fixed
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>skillfully deflects a sword blow with a steel nipple pastie
>arrow clangs pathetically against an enchanted mithril thong, failing to penetrate
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>>51942208

Yeah, I hate it when my players don't care about making their wizards historically accurate. All the REAL men and women who could generate gouts of fire and summon extra-planar entities did so in perfectly modest attire.
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>>51942208
Because there's no "historical accuracy" about wizardry shit and magic is basically "tear apart the laws and fabric of reality" so you can do almost everything with it.
A wizard is also treated as a caster and will always stay out of melee range, while knights have to counter sword strikes.
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>>51942208
>Female knight dresses in a thong
>She's a slut

>Male knight dresses in a thong
>He's a faggot
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>>51942306
Something, something, OSR, something, something, Barsoom?
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>>51942306
Hot
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>>51943579
weeeeeeeell
...yes. Let's say yes.
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>>51942329
Realisticaly bows would be absolutely slaughtering half naked mages if they were a thing. Even sub standard 40 lb draw weight small game hunting bows made without tools would be lethal at range against naked mages.
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>>51943559
hot faggot tho
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>>51946629
>realistically

>implying the first thing a mage would learn wouldn't be some sort of magical shield
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>>51943559
He's also a slut.
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>>51946676

All because they want it doesn't mean its available or perfect.

By your logic, the first spell any apprentice wizard learns is Wish, thus ending their need to ever learn any other spell ever.
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>>51942426
I feel like I am reading some Free Cities text
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>>51946768
Systems that have wish spells are retarded.

I'll include resurrection, teleportation, and temporal magic in that list as well.

I'd rather have a setting where there aren't giant gaping plotholes everywhere.
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>>51946768
>A simple protection spell is basically the same as a 'do whatever I want' spell, which is definitely just as easy to get in all systems.
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>>51943780
That's why they're naked.
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>not deriving magical power from lewd clothing
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>>51946850
> a simple genie binding spell is somehow more complex than a spell that makes you invulnerable to weapons and can negate any number of ranged or melee attacks

Look at this guy, he can't even talk to spirits! Point at him and laugh!
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>>51946676
the thing about armor is it works even when you aren't aware of being attacked, and requires no wind up time to prepare once worn, and doesn't require focus or concentration to use.
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>>51942208
Every gram of foreign material on the wizards body is actively hindering him doing magic in the system I'm playing. That's why difficult rituals are almost only done with body paint and wizards in public only wear light robes.
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>>51942208
Clothes don't have to cover most of the body armor does
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>>51942208
Why not.
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>>51947267
As with clothing in general you can ignore it unless you need it for protection, either from physical harm, or exposure from the elements, or for social norms.

If you can come up with reasons for wizards to get around these with such ease that wearing clothing becomes a hindrance then it makes sense for wizards to go around naked.

Unless you make casting magic trivially easy and utilitarian in nature then you likely can't get around these things. Especially the protection part when you place mages into combat roles in your worlds.
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This bothered me too when I was playing Dragon's Dogma. I tried really hard to cover my mage pawn in as much actual armour as I could, but that limited my selection to two shirts and two trousers that each incorporated chainmail, and forced me to pretend that a shitty rag is a poor man's surcoat.
Maximising skin exposure despite full armour would have been much, much easier, not to mention all the bathrobes.
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>>51947347
>despite full armour
full armour slots, I mean
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>>51947306
Point.

Your Head.
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>>51947306
Let's be fair here.

If you see someone running around buck naked, and you know they're a spellcaster of some kind are you really going to risk getting blown to bits to tell them to put on some underwear?
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>>51947217
Armor don't, with magic.
The more room for the skin to breathe, the better the magical protection is.
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>>51942208
silly OP, thats just a hundred year old male wizard trying out his new polymorph spell
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because european witches historically had a huge stigma of being massive magical sluts who engaged in devil worshipping orgies
god damn /tg/ this is basic IRL lore
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>>51947646
I shoot this faggot and his friends with an air-burst bomb.
Eat shit, armorfags.
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>>51947675
He knocks it out of the sky hard to smash it back at the bomber. The speed of the blow is so fast the impact trigger only manages to activate when the bomb is lodged in the plane fuselage.

smash from the air is a hell of a drug
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>>51947675
Hello autism, we meet again. Hows life on the spectrum?
U may be able to deny my moves are dank but you cant deny history, nothing personnel knave.
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>>51946629
>>51947209
>>51947587
Why don't they just use a pavise then?
Even a flimsy wizard should be able to carry one on their back on their way to the battlefield. Then they could just prop them up before them and cast in peace without having to worry about bolts and arrows hitting them.
Wizards aren't one for mobility or CQC anyway, so remaining stationary and casting from a distance shouldn't be a concern for them most of the time.
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>>51947675
>Not wearing elven chain, designed to be so light and flexible it doesn't hinder spellcasting at all
I bet you don't even use a weapon or shield as a magic focus.
>>51947721
Congrats, that's the first legitimately funny Monty Python reference I've seen in an age.
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>>51942208
>lewd knight gets shot with an arrow in her exposed breast
>dies
>lewd mage gets shot with an arrow in her exposed breast
>her magical wards prevent the arrow from penetrating
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>>51943559
>woman wears a thong
>wants to fuck men
>man wears a thong
>wants to fuck men
Adds up to me
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Tfw lady knights in miniskirts is my fetish.
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>>51948172
You're my fetish anon.
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>>51948172
>>51948907
And when you ask them how much should you give
Oo, they only answer more, more, more y'all
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>>51948172
>>51948907
>>51948944
Best adventurer in a minskirt, coming through!
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>>51948172
>>51948907
>>51948944
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>>51948907
>>51948944
>>51949003
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>>51948172
>>51948907
>>51948944
>>51949003

>>51949017
Whoops, that's not a lady knight!
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>>51948907
>>51948944
>>51949003
>>51949050
Huh. I seem to have no more lady knights in miniskirts. Oh well.
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Properly dressed mages are cool.
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>>51949177
>Male
On the subject, my mages folder is lacking in males.
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>>51949177
>>51949214
>>51949225
White mages are pure.
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>>51949252
The robes are stained with cum.
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>>51949406
PURE!
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>a character that usually wears ARMOR for protection is scantily clad, which means she's discarding said armor
>a character that usually wears plain robes which offer almost no additional protection over running naked, unless you mean protection against weather.

Is it really that hard to think?

Wheter "mages don't use armor" trope makes sense is another thing, but if you go with it, if your mage's not-armor is full body covering robes makes no difference at all.
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>>51949252
>playing in an FF inspired 4e campaign
>find out how deceptively hard it is to find good White Mage art
>and even moreso White Mage Viera art
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>The minimum protection I allow players
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>>51949214
What kind of mage do you want anon?
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>>51949572
Male. On my dick
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>>51949425
Pure slut
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>>51949626
>Fall of Cagliostro.jpg
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>>51949704
You mean Gelt?
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>>51949657
no, you
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>>51942208
well, for a knight it makes sense to be dressed proberly, so they can take damage
unlike a wizard, cause they are most of the time glasscanons

but since they talked about historical accuracy, it doesn't make any sense, that a (female) wizard would wear almost nothing, and actually, there would be no wizard around anyway, if we talk about historical accuracy

except, historical accurate female wizards like witches?
well in that case, it would make somehow sense, cause witches were often depicted as beautiful young women, who fucked with demons and the devil, and sometimes, they also seduced people

>>51942306
you are either a fujoshi, or gay
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>>51949738
with more Fatalpulse
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>>51942208
Wizard has an excuse of having to be attuned with prana surrounding him, just like druid or pretty much any other caster that doesn't derive his powers from giving blowjobs to demons/gods/other higher beings.
Thus, minimal clothing, runic tattoos, and generally turning your entire body into one big magic circuit.

Female knights have no such excuse.
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>>51950081
>>51942208
Also, imagine that the Magical Realm Whizzard is almost buck naked. Or the Rincewind type of Wizzard. Or the other naked old men.

You're welcome.
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>>51950081
>One Thrust Man visible in panel 3
Should probably fix that.
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>>51950127
That's clearly a mushroom. It's a feature, not a bug.
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>>51950081
>Female knights have no such excuse.
What about mage-knights?
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>>51950107
>Universal Tranvestite Mercator

As a cartographer and a pervert, this is jolly good fun.
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>>51950157
>What about mage-knights?
They don't have access to higher-level spells, therefore, they don't have to use the prana so extensively, so the tattoos are only limited to hands or something. Basically, their prana channeling isn't as effective, because they don't need to.
That, or blowjobs to demons/gods/other higher beings.
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>>51950157
DID SOMEONE SAY SPELLSWORD
I LOVE LIGHTNING SO FUCKING MUCH
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>>51950363
Is Granblue any good?
[offtopic]
I've been meaning to get into gacha-grinding-hero-collecting genre for a while, but the two main requirements I have are almost never met - lack of anal probing by the corporation, and actual gameplay beyond grinding.

I would've tried the new FE game, but it's got anal probes up the ass. FGO, KanColle and Granblue don't seem like they have any actual gameplay beyond grinding, and the only game that actually interested me - Puzzle&Dragons is old as shit, so it's a bit too late for me to get into it.
Any personal recommendations?
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>>51943260
/thread
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>>51950538
It's literally turn based jrpg.
And of course with a lot of grinding.
The gacha is the gacha, but every month Granblue has an event that doubles the SSR pull rate. Also for Granblue you don't actually need SSRs, you need a good weapon pool, which, you have to grind for. Still, there is a currency that you get by playing the game and doing certain multi-battles which allows your to buy these weapons so you don't have to rely on rng drops. Also Granblue is more "generous" because every once in a while if you drop money you can get any character that isn't a limited, on top of a 10 roll. The game it's also more generous in recovery items since you kinda drown in them.

Honestly I like it, but I'm a masochist that needs his fix with big numbers. The art is godlike, the 4koma is fun and some raids are kinda fun to do when other players are cool and fuck around. I can't say I reccomend it, but if you want to try it out now is the best time to begin since there is the event that doubles SSR rates and they are going to give 10 roll daily for free for ten days, and there is also a double exp event going on. If you want to try and re-roll now, this is probably the best time to start.
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>>51942208
Let's be serious for a minute here, the real reason people get triggered is because the scantily clad fantasy girls are always 10/10 bombshells that make tumblristas feel inferior.

I will always refer to Lara Croft when it comes to these arguments. Miss croft is the embodiment of everything feminists would want. A strong in dependant female main character, she's wealthy and eccentric, she's skilled in multiple forms of combat, and she has proven that she can jump around doing par cour as well as any man. Yet she's still hated by feminists because she's sexually attractive. She doesn't even dress like a slut, or act like a slut, literally the only thing feminists have to dislike about her is she's better looking than most of them.

The truth behind modern feminism, is that attractive women aren't allowed to be successful, and that's why it's a Fucking joke.
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>>51949902
>you are either a fujoshi, or gay

Maybe they just like pandering to heterosexual women as well as men for broader appeal?

Why so threatened, fattie? Is it because you aren't the only one being exclusively pandered to? Better dry up those bitch tears.
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>>51950673
>Let's be serious for a minute here, the real reason people get triggered is because the scantily clad fantasy girls are always 10/10 bombshells that make tumblristas feel inferior.
But it also triggers the /tg/ autists because 'muh realism'
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>>51950744
I will yield that male arm chair warriors do get triggered about muh historical accuracy. But those people are very clearly identifiable and can be ignored without second thought
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>having a scantily clad fantasy girl
>her body isn't a patchwork for old scars, new scars and scabs
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>>51950802
This guy has a point.
I'm triggered by scarless pristine bodies that belong to ostensibly "seasoned warriors". For fuck's sake, yeah, I get it that you will likely already be dead before you get the chance to heal the scar, but facial disfigurements were the norm for anyone who wasn't wearing a face-concealing helmet.
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>>51950802

>fantasy
>spellcaster
>getting hit by plebs with pointy sticks

You're a funny guy.
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>>51950837
M A G I C
A
G
I
C

I do like my scars though
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>>51950850
>muh flawless magic that solves every problem, including unwanted cosmetic disfigurements and formation of scar tissue
:^(
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>>51950953
Only if you are rich.
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>>51942719
>drow caring about her father
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>>51950953
I didn't hear anyone complain when Thranduil did just this to hide his scars from fighting dragons
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>>51950981
>implying all drow women don't have repressed daddy issues
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>>51950977
>adventurers
>rich
Face it, most of the adventurers would rather spend their money on that shiny +1 sword or 50 kilos of semtex rather than healing their purely cosmetic scars.
>>51950985
>Thranduil
Who? :^)
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>>51951008
Depends on the adventurer honestly.
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>>51951021
That's why I said "most", not "all".
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Anyone who gives a shit about unrealistic armor in a game with magic in it is an uptight faggot who complains about things at the drop of a hat.

But anyone who doesn't realize that more realistic armor tends to look the best are tasteless swine.

That's the bottom line. If it's not trying to be a realistic depiction of medieval combat, then armor is really just a superfluous detail for most characters anyway, so they can wear whatever.
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>>51951008
>who?
Surely you jest. Wood elf king from the hobbit
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>>51951100
This, women do look way sexier in proper armour, but complaining about it is gay
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>>51951180
>he isn't aware of the "Kirk? Who?" epic meme
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>>51942208
>needing armor in a setting where you there are like 6 different ways to make your body as durable as steel and immune to any non-supernatural attack
Just a waste of resources, desu. Should instead focus on fashion, because that stuff makes a statement.
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>>51946941
sauce? the magical arrowbutton did not provide anything
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>>51949406
They're actually stained red with blood.
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>>51947437
Well if Im a guy who plans on killing this mage or whatever Im just gonna count my lucky stars and put a fucking arrow in her. Gg 2ez.
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>>51950793
I actually agree that many new sjw women get butthurt over lara and other female depictions because they are severely upset about their own unnattractivness. But it also upsets me that lara croft can jump as high as she can and can climb so well without ever getting tired.

I just enjoy realism and appreciate the drama that can come with characters being fallible humans.
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Remember your breastplate for protection, but make sure to leave your legs mobile.
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>>51948172
>Miniskirts
Friendly reminder that the best female knights are pure, bordering on the prudish. Even better if they're lewd as fuck but heavily repressed to the point of feeling ashamed for even thinking about you in a sexual way prior to marriage.
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>>51954036
That exposed bit of upper thigh is really as much as a warrior needs.
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>>51942208

1. Non-armor clothes aren't gonna keep them alive anyways so they might as well look hot.
2. Having lots of clothing that can be grabbed or get caught on things is kind of a liability when somatic components are a thing.
3. Lots of historical mystic practices were, in fact, practiced nude or nearly nude, especially the pagan roots that the modern interpretation of spellcasting is primarily based on.
4. Wizards are typically played as either True Neutral or Chaotic Neutral anyways, so not really giving a fuck about modesty or other "petty" social moores is perfectly in character.

That said, designing characters with your dick is retarded on all fronts, but wizards at least have better excuses than most.
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>>51942208
Well, it's not like her robes give her base ac 20.
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>>51954051
>Exposed 'bit'
That looks like straight up no-pan to me. These ain't your grandpa's ladyknights.
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>>51952935
No, landwhale.
You are just triggered that you can't self insert into most fiction made these days since they aren't a disgusting unhealthy fat pile of shit like you are right now due to your choices you made in life.

That's why you keep screaming in this board against the """injustice"" of it.
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>>51954053
>That said, designing characters with your dick is retarded on all fronts

You are retarded.
Female fashions are always been designed with both the ideas of impressing females and attracting handsome males gaze.
Basically with getting the dick in mind.
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>>51943559
Our society doesn't allow men to be sensuous or erotic unless he's also gay, because unlike women, gay men actually think the male body is beautiful.
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>>51950985
Those weren't scars. Those were the wounds he suffered returning because he remembered experiencing them.

Elves are terrifying.
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>>51947203
Magical protection spells are usually a passive buff that lasts for a long time. A wizard just casts them early on if they think they might be going into danger at some point during the day. Fighters don't wear their armor all the time, either.
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>>51942306
>Half naked males

This is about as normie as you get dude.
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>>51950197
>>51950197
>implying big-ass shields were used with full-plate
>implying bronze isn't much more feasibility sculpted than steel, for less of a difference in structural integrity
>implying that these SOLDIERS, hardly warriors, didn't cover each other via formation

That's also not even going into the stupidity of using an example of something from the BRONZE age, before full-plate was even invented, as "evidence" that armor couldn't be better. It's like pointing to a fucking arquebus to show that magazines were a mistake/non-supernatural/that anyone in their right mind would choose it when they can get a perfectly good assault rifle for the same price.
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>>51947209
Logically, this would mean that the best way to use magic is to wear absolutely nothing.

>Be apprentice sorcerer
>Will only reach your full potential if you're naked at all times
>You learn this from your mentor, a beautiful sorceress
>Spend every day naked with her
>You both realize that it's too distracting unless you get rid of the sexual tension by fucking each other's brains out first
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>Want to run a campaign that starts at level 4 in 5e where all party members must have at least 1 level in Barbarian specifically for this
>Don't want my players to catch on to my magical realm immediately

what do
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>>51950953
Cosmetic disfigurements and scars would probably be among the easier things for magic to fix.
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>>51942208
Yeah? Wizards have a habit of being unstable degenarates, are you really surprised?
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>>51954009
This is why I prefer female barbarians. Not only are they not prudish, they're far more likely to just aggressively TAKE you.
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>>51954994
Specifically tell them first that the campaign will be a Conan-themed barbarian campaign with all that it entails.
Then, use that as a reason to fluff all armor as half naked barbarian version (Full Plate as dragonscale leather dress).
You will get your beefcakes and bikini beauties.
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>>51954994
Run Dark Sun and give all classes a base Unarmored Defense ability.
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>>51947721
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>>51955105
Only acceptable if they're part of a tribe that practices husband stealing like how in Kyrzgyzstan wife stealing is something that still happens.
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>>51950673
So you are retarded faggot that does not know what the hell he is talking about?
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>>51950793
So That why you look like you failed to read the thread before making retarded posts.
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>>51954597
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>>51950953
In all fairness, that would probably be both a common form of magic to be developed AND given what magic can do in most systems low level spells
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I quite like silly mage fashion.
Pants up to the nipples is one of my all time favorites.
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>>51946941
Methonium?
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>>51954822
>gay men actually think the male body is beautiful.
Apparently I am gay. Fuck, my wife won't like this.
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>>51954624

>the only kind of appeal a female can have is sexual appeal
>designing characters to look cool or practical or badass is dumb and gay because it doesn't make my willy hard
>lesbians and celibate women don't exist

Thanks, I had almost forgotten where I was for a second there.
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Anyone that bitches about sexy armor in a game of d&d should be thrown out.
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>not playing a septuagenarian hag witch who's had like 12 grandchildren across the kingdom.
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>>51956786
Better fuck her ass as much as possible before she divorces you
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>>51942208

Magic needs to flow into and out of your body as freely as possible.

In warm climates, or among mages who can proof themselves against the environment, one of the better methods is to just leave as much exposed skin as possible. Some go further than this with body paint or tattoos designed to help guide the energy to and from the focal power points of their body.

In colder climates, the next best thing is to wear very loose clothing, which is why robes are also popular. In such cases, the best robes are specially made with patterns imitating the stars and celestial bodies, allowing energy to flow by imitation of how it passes amongst the spheres. Alternately, the incorporation of natural materials such as animal hides, skulls, horns, feathers etc. can also achieve some benefit.

Mages that are concerned about how they appear to others (or, alternately, very much NOT concerned) sometimes combine both these methods, with odd half-skimpy high/low cut robes.
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>>51955467
>You will never be a cute little healslut keeping your party members alive and buffed
>The one you most commonly work with is the party barbarian, a well muscled amazon almost always clad in at most a loincloth, a pair of boots, and what could very generously be called "armor"
>You will never think she hates you at first, constantly deriding you, calling you things like a weakling who has to rely on spells and a powerful warrior like herself to defend you
>You will never be quickly disabused of the notion
when words like "cute" and "adorable" enter her insults making you suddenly understand why her previous "insults" set your insides a flutter
>She will never laugh at your new reaction, taking it as a sign to redouble her efforts and take the teasing to a whole new, often physical level
>She will never begin looking for excuses to outright molest you, doing things like ambushing you at random times during camp when you're on your own, excusing it as "training" when it's really just an excuse for her to pin you beneath her, your head usually between her thighs or chest, as she continues to manhandle you, showing just how much stronger she is than "A pretty little boy like you"
>She will never use her constant "victories" as an excuse to force you to share a bedroll with her every night because you obviously can't defend yourself in an ambush, leaving out how she makes sure to squeeze and grope your little body leaving you needy and flustered as she drifts off to sleep with her powerful arms keeping you pinned against her magnificent and very much naked body
>You will never feel an odd mix of relief and dread as your quest ends and the party is dividing the loot one final time before going their separate ways
1/2
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>>51956959
>Before you get a chance to say goodbye, she will never grab her share of the loot in one hand and toss you over her shoulder with the other
>The rest of the party will never ignore the two of you as she heads out, the last words you hear from them is someone muttering "Took her long enough"
>She will never silence your sputtering about how you have your duties and need to get back home by squeezing your pert little ass and firmly telling you "You are MINE" before telling you to make sure you have plenty of healing spells ready, first thing she'll do when she gets back to her tribe is announce your wedding to her and you'll need all your magic to survive your marriage being consummated

2/2
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>>51956811
Don't buy into the hype, man. We have more armorfags on this board than regular autists.
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>>51950953

Scarification is basically what causes trouble with misaligned tissue crippling you after a major cut to a muscle. Any form of magical healing that wasn't able to eliminate scars would need expert care every time it's applied just to do so without leaving a tangled mess of malfunctioning tissue instead of a healthy body part.
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>>51956959
>>51956970
This is all I want, dammit. THIS IS IT.
Why is life suffering?
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>>51956959
>>51956970
I don't understand the appeal of this sort of thing. At all.
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>>51957086
That example is pretty extreme, but the appeal is pretty much the same as mainstream relationships have to women: being loved, coddled and protected by someone bigger and stronger than yourself.

Also, muscular women (naturally muscular, not roidrage muscular) are incredibly attractive and women who lift are criminally rare.
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>>51957182
I didn't make my sarcasm very clear - I completely understand the appeal, hence why I posted an example.
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>>51957182
I think he may have been being facetious, anon.
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>>51957232
I'm sorry I was too autistic to notice that.
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>>51957182
That read as incredibly non-consensual though, not sweet at all.
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>>51957053
Because to want is to be human, even if it's about things we can't have
Glad you liked it though

>>51957086
Eh, not for everyone but I personally just find curvy musclegirls hot and making people feel good

>>51957215
Oh, nevermind then

>>51957267
I was trying to go for more dubcon, the healslut liked the attention, he just wasn't sure if he liked that he liked the attention
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>>51957267
>That read as incredibly non-consensual though, not sweet at all.
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>All these fuckers wanting a meek and timid healer and not a wry acerbic combat medic who doesn't have time for your shit, they're trying to keep this outfit of dumbasses ALIVE thanks for the help
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>>51946794
Underrated post
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>>51957365
We can't all have good tastes anon
Plus it makes a good reason why a cute little fuckboi is adventuring if he's the healslut
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>>51957365
I'm real happy for you and amma let you finish but being the prince-consort of a powerful queen is the most patrician form of femdom of all time. OF ALL TIME.
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>>51947749
Have you read the powdermage trilogy? two types of mages, one that does super-strength and Gun-fu, and then your classic elemental manipulater of utmost destruction. Powerful mages have things called mage boxes, that are mirrored armoured boxes so a mage can sit inside and still see out and cast.
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>>51957442
>You will never be the healslut turned prince consort to your now epic level amazon waifu who's pulled a Genghis Khan and now rules over the largest and most powerful empire in the land
>She still lovingly bullies you and adores you like when she first threw you over her shoulder, carried you into her tent, and pulverized your pelvis
>At least now you have other people to cast the healing spells on you
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>>51954961
>all spellcasters are actually naked at all times
>what you think are clothes are either illusions or parts of their body they've transmuted to look like clothes
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>>51957442
Brother I require sauce.
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>>51957365
>tfw combat medic didnt check balls before tightening the tourniquet and busted them.
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>>51942208
Why are either of these things issues?
>Player says their character looks like x
>Don't like that
>Imagine that they don't look like that
Seriously if someone describes their 20 strength female fighter as a 4 foot tall loli just ignore that description and imagine them as a 5'8" slab of meat built like a brick shithouse.
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>>51957535
Risou no Himo Seikatsu.

>The Good
The protagonists get into a relationship pretty early, no harem shenanigans, the main character actually acts pretty intelligently.

>The Bad
It's an isekai Light Novel.

http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Risou-no-Himo-Seikatsu/Ch-001--Chapter-001?id=346726
It recently got a manga adaptation. Be warned though, for it starts with a bang.
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>>51957589
>Isekai

Dropped so hard that I didnt even finish reading your reply
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>>51957530
Reposting a bit of greentext I wrote for a thread on illusionary clothes about the potential uses of a magic item with the mass cloud mind power

>Sorceress going on a stroll through town
>Nothing but her boots, that necklace her psion friend made for her, and a belt to hold her bag of holding
>Nervous at first but no one bats an eye
>Slowly getting more and more confidant
>A quick trip to an empty part of town to pick up some spell components turns into a trip to that one book store tucked away in a alley
>Becomes a trip to the market where she runs into some of her friends
>Quickly becomes a full day long girls day out
>Sorceress almost forgets that she's wearing nothing at all
>At least until she notices that cute young guy who keeps glancing at her when she looks his way
>Spends the rest of the day pretending not to notice him while positioning herself so he keeps getting an eyeful
>It comes time to head home but just before she leaves his sight the Sorceress blows him a kiss and practically struts the rest of the way home

>>51957572
I personally can accept 20 STR female to be either fa/tg/uy's amazon wetdream or little waif (because magic) but not in between
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>>51957267
Take that back! Non-con is the purest form of love!
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>>51957642
>"There doesn't need to be consent as long as there's love!!!"
>The new bestselling isekai Light Novel
>By the critically acclaimed author of "My underage sister is actually an immortal, long forgotten goddess?!"
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>>51957642
Being made into a sack of flesh for the purpose of making food is the best you can wish for.
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>>51957642
>>51957700
I'd vote dubcon as the best, particularly where the guy isn't sure if he wants it but learns to love it as he has no say in the matter
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>>51957182
Nah, the appeal to the musclegirl to me is taming something bigger and stronger than me, making it squirm beneath me.
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>>51956959
>>51956970
Anon pls I've already masturbated twice today.
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>>51957789
Yeah, dubcon is pretty good, but noncon with pseudo-realistic mind break really takes the cake in my book. If you add some gender bending, you've hit the mother fucking trifecta.

>>51957943
Male-dom is a shit-tier fetish.
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>>51957730
I mean, replace the tentacle monster with a qt 3.14 and I'm game.
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>>51958128
Because the working successful norm really isn't a fetish.
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>>51958311
Yeah, pretty much. Vanilla shit sucks. That's why divorce rates are so high.
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Because nearly naked wizards ARNT historically inaccurate. See wickens.
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>>51958457
Neither are naked warriors
Unless you count bodypaint as clothing
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>>51942208
>Wizard is almost buck naked

In what setting are wizards like that?

>inb4 pictures of lewd women

Not so fast! Witches and sorceresses have always been dangerously lewd, but OP was talking about wizards(read: male magicians).
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>>51959359
>In what setting are wizards like that?
My setting.
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>>51959359
I don't think it's that uncommon in games not to differentiate by title between wizardly magic-users by gender. For example, I think they do it that way in D&D, since a sorceress and a witch would refer to different things, and "wizardess" just sounds kind of dumb.
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>>51959610
>shirtless is even remotely close to buck naked

It's a cool image but worthless
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>>51960282
We only see the robe from the front. It could be the reason that knight is so surprised is cause he just walked in on wizard ass. He kinda looks like it. That's not really a "Look of surprised terror"
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>>51948172
You know what's also great?

Princess Knights
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>>51960282
Why don't you kill all the fun, you fun-nazi. Why don't you just put the fun in camps.
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>>51957086
>Crop
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Thread needs more cursed armor
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>>51960938
It's always tentacles
Actually finding that boring now
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>>51957267
Non-consensual can be hot, too. Although in my imagination, it's more like an entire tribe of Amazons passing me around as the group whore, never letting me wear clothing, and using some kind of Amazon aphrodisiac to make sure I can stay hard through the fifty or so orgasms I'll get from being used by them. And even though I didn't explicitly "consent", my moans and begging for more make it clear that I love it and that I was born to be a whore.
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>>51957442
I'd rather be the queen's concubine instead.

Prince-consorts don't get to lie at her feet in a sexy slave boy outfit while she sits on her throne.
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>>51957618
>That sorceress greentext
Teasers are cunts. She should have teleported herself and that boy into a pocket dimension and fucked him silly, perhaps even deciding to keep him there as her secret pleasure slave.
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>>51958336
I agree.

And before anyone tries to argue "Men are naturally dominant", there's evidence that they like the submissive fantasy even more than women do, and don't like being dominant as much as people assume:
http://www.feministcritics.org/blog/2010/11/20/do-men-or-women-have-fantasies-of-dominance-and-submission-the-results-noh/
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>>51942306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
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>>51959929
Actually, in D&D, wizards and sorcerers are two different things (wizards learn magic and sorcerers *are* magic), so you can't call a female wizard a sorceress.
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>>51956874
Why do you think so many faggots in /tg/ complains about that there is no games open for them?
They can't take a hint at all.
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>>51961606
Yeah, exactly my point. You can't call she-wizards "witch" or "sorceress" in an official way, because those terms refer to different things than wizards. Sorry if my wording was unclear.
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>>51961711
Yeah, I think I read it wrong. My mistake.
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>>51949902
>you are either a fujoshi, or gay
>being THIS insecure
All bodies are beautiful, anon.
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I want "closet" /d/egenerates to go.
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>>51950081
Is that Saitama with a face on his dick
What
What
Who are we
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>>51961564
That article makes sense.

I think a big reason for this is that men are often expected to be in a more dominant role in many aspects of life. I'm assuming that most men are switches; I think it can be assumed that a significant amount of "naturally dominant" men are just predominantly dominant (by far) instead of 100% dom.
With this in mind and seeing how (most) men mainly act on their dominant side in some way when dealing with social activities (including work and college), romance, and sex, the dom. side is pretty much saturated while the submissive side is often completely neglected.
As the sub. side is often not stronger than the dom. side it doesn't cause dissatisfaction or anything, but fantasies about submission are natural to occur, and the feeling of missing something may happen if you're closer to a 50/50 switch (or more sub. than dom. of course).

In addition to this, there's a significant lack of sense of (physical) desirability for a lot of men for longer periods of time if not throughout life.
If there's anything that screams desirability it's having a woman seemingly wanting you enough to not just wait passively for you to make a move giving a "hint" at best, but instead take initiative and actively take the lead in making things happen, being clear in wanting to fuck your brains out; even more so as that's the complete opposite of what the average woman would do towards even decently fairly attractive men.
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>>51942335
let's be real. wizards don't customarily survive, period.
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>>51962420

You're on /d/lithe, what do you expect
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>>51956480
Yeah
>>51951828
It's not actual porn, don't get your hopes up
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>>51962579
>lithe
You're expecting a level of sinuous flexibility from me that I simply cannot provide. /d/lite, absolutely but I am afraid otherwise I must disappoint.
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>>51961956
You do realize Armstrong hits pretty much every single Japanese stereotype of hard gay?
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>>51962868
Yes.
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>>51962868
Armstrong is neither gay nor straight, he is Armstrong.
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>>51942208
Because wizards are magic. Ain't got to explain shit.
For all you can know they are wearing magic see through armor or have a spell or item that protects them.

As to why a wizard would do that is the player or the gm is inserting his magical realm and decided to add an overly flamboyant sexual charecter. What else could it be ?
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>>51959610
Shirtless manly machu wizards don't count.
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>>51963052
Your face don't count
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>>51942306
To hell with that. In *my* campaign, everyone is *completely* naked.
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>>51957605
Why?
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>your setting is shit
In my current campaign, the less clothes you wear, the more powerful you look.

Only a weak ass bitch would run around covered on armour. You have a tattoo, and that is literally all you need. The rest of useless pieces of thrash that hinders you without any benefits.
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>>51961464
Good taste.
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>>51950981
He had at least another five years of work left in him, someone owes her money.
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>>51950538
Are you ready to sell your soul to satan for ssr - or suffer from daily salty because no RNGJeesus ??? (anyway if you want to play the game you should begin now, since it let you pull free gacha daily still march 8 )
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>>51961564
>feminist-anything
>trusting anything "feminist" during the [current decade] when so-called "feminists" are more delirious than ever (manspreading)

I don't disagree with your conclusion, though, since it would make sense that a lot of guys would find being the lusted after person to be easier and seem more compatible, especially when women are expected to play "hard to get" lest she be a damned whore who dared to take any initiative in her life.
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>>51957442
Straight-laced, honorable knight pledged to lewd ojou-type lady.
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>>51963873
>Of course he consented, who would say no?
Best amazon logic
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>>51960978
What else would it be? Slime? Sentient clothing that gets sluttier the more it powers up?
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>>51957365
>He's also a pacifist and will carry you and 74 other people down a cliff
Desmond Doss was the best cleric ever.
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>>51957365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_A_BWObOEM
My brother.
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>>51964586
>"My lady, please put some clothes on."
>"What, don't you like what you see?"
>Desperately trying to cover her up with his coat as she struts about her chambers in nothing but a skimpy pair of low-rise panties.
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>>51957443
Hah, that's neat.
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>>51964586
This is good. Imagine putting up with her selfish, lewd antics during the day and then being the man that gives her what she wants at night.
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>>51954933
>That's also not even going into the stupidity of using an example of something from the BRONZE age, before full-plate was even invented, as "evidence" that armor couldn't be better.

Where did you get that from the image exactly?

Pretty sure the point was that people didn't always wear the most mathematically efficient armor as possible even when it was available, and sometimes people did customize them or make slight cosmetic variations that could be considered "useless" by others. Like whats-their-names who painted images of their homeland on the back of their shields. Or pic related.
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>>51965018
>she deliberately tasks you to the limit of your patience so it'll be easier to make you snap at night
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>>51965133
I need this in my life.
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>>51964586
>>51964952
>>51965018
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>>51965201
Agravain, pls.
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>>51965201
Nothing so direct.
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>>51965201
Agravain did nothing wrong.
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>>51964664
Honestly?
I just want good old fashioned possessed clothing/sentient clothing, none of this is actually some tentacle monster that looks like clothes bullshit
Not so much gets sluttier the more it powers up though

Of course this could just be mu love of object/clothing transformation talking
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>>51947149
Wall of Force does just that though.
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>>51965396
But that's not magical realm at all
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>>51942208
Because a naked warrior is utterly fucked in combat while for a magician, getting closed on generally means they're fucked if FoD fails the next turn. All they wear is a shitty robe anyway, from a pure combat point of view there's little to no difference between a light cloth and nothing at all.
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>>51965606
>Not magical realm at all
How so?
Assuming magic is involved, nothing would prevent said sentient clothing from being able to rub or vibrate at the very least
And if you go with the object TF aspect then you can have fun scenarios like someone getting polymorphed into a bra/thong, perfectly aware of every inch of their wearer's skin as they're wrapped around her chest/hips, unable to do much more than bask in her body heat and rub up against her
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CHOOSE YOUR CLASS

And someone find me a translated version
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>>51946629

Small game hunting bows probably won't penetrate standard auto-guard radial shields.
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>>51965914
Theres a rip somehwere of every character class sprite
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>>51942306
take notes, lads, this is true enlightenment
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>>51955555
good post, you deserved those numbers.
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>>51953985
I'm pretty sure that "battle dresses" like this one are stupid in real life, but goddammit if I don't love them to bits
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>>51964952
>frustrated knight has to keep it absolutely mum
>can't talk about it to comrades, soldiers gossip like old women
>can't confess to the clergy, it could hurt the lady politically
>nothing to keep you company at night but your vows and a day's teasing
>...considering how smug she looks every morning, you're dreadfully certain she knows
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>>51950953

Probably the first thing every sorceress wants to learn is how to look pretty.
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>>51966116

Flowy clothes make your body an ambiguous target, which justifies their use, if only barely.
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>>51966116
That one is within the realm of playsibility, albeit only just.
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>>51966276
It's simple, really. Combine flowy clothes and weak seams.
That way, your actual body is ambiguous, but if anyone grabs at your clothes and tries to yank you around, they'll just rip it off and end up off balance because they were braced to thrown an entire human body around.
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>>51966414
So stripper armor
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>>51942208
A knight has to actually get into striking range to do their damned job, hence the need for actual armor. If your wizard is in a position where they can actually get hit then you've fucked up. That aside, assuming they have a means of defending from ranged attacks and the elements who the fuck is going to tell a wizard what they can and can't wear?
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>>51966444
Yep. It's also the principle behind irl helmet decorations. Some knights literally put huge viking horns on their helmets, but they were only attached with a weak glue so that grab attempts wouldn't mean anything. I'm pretty sure the nipnong helmet decorations were the same way.
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My wizard doesn't need armor to launch fireballs at dirty commoners from 500ft above while under the cloak of invisibility.
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>>51965914
>character's head covers half of her name

thanks Obama.

M[...]era still best girl.
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>>51942208
The wizard isn't pretending to have armor that protects her body. I guarantee you that if someone claimed that >>51954873 counted as "Leather armor" the autists would sperg. But since female sexuality sells better more artists give us ladies in unwittingly sexy numbers.

Being neither autist nor SJW I have no problem with this. Do I like it when artists serve up female characters in more reasonable getups? Yeah, but I won't object to a side of cheesecake now and again.
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>>51966794

Mefera. While that particular image doesn't seem to have been translated, the word "profile" on it's own implies that it's basically this image, but with character outfits.
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>>51966116
Knights in real life wore surcoats, which were like full-length dresses over their armor.
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>>51954011
why is she sad?
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>>51959610
A wizard is fully clothed as long as he's wearing his hat.
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>>51949434
what if mages wore armor?
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>>51967191
Then they'd be overpowered, that's usually the reasoning.
Mages have utility as well as combat potential, at range and technically close up. Their survivability is their main weakness. Patch that up and you end up with 3.5e's clerics.
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>>51961606
actually, in adnd, they're all magic users.

you can call them whatever the fuck you want, including espers

source: I'm gary gygax
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>>51960429

Anne frankly I don't see why jew would call anyone a nazi?
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>>51967066
She's the protagonist of Dark Souls. Constantly being killed because your player is a scrub tends to make you sad.

btw the text reads "I can't take this," according to Danbooru.
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>>51967280
but what if mages wore armor?

what if we had magic that anyone could use, instead of an arbitrary class system?

what if magic was more natural, like prayer and fasting?
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>>51967394
Then you're talking about an entirely different problem, which is "why do classes exist".

>more natural
>why isn't something that doesn't exist in the natural world more natural
What the fuck?
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>>51967415
Well, magic could certainly be part of the natural world of a fantasy setting. Heck, that's what D&D-style druids are all about, even.
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>>51967457
Anon if it's possible, then it's also natural, because natural simply describes the natural world i.e. the physical system of the world. Steam engines are natural because it operates of physical i.e. natural laws. Magic that is possible is by definition natural, unless you mean 'passive' like water 'naturally' flowing downhill, in which case any caster at all, including druids, is not naturally casting magic.
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>>51956959
>>51956970
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>>51967415
in legends, there's less of "and he cast the fireball (tm) spell because he was a wizard! and more of "Mcfinn had the magic power to know the answer to any question if he bit his thump, which had been burned by grease from the fish of knowledge.
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>>51957267
Can't be non-con if the sub is male. Rape = power + privilege

Even 7ft over-muscled amazons don't have privilege.
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>>51967600
In legends there's less of magic the way any system uses it, period.
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>that's cool

it's not cool

dumping my modestly dressed female wizards
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>>51967639
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>>51967661
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>>51965630
>Because a naked warrior is utterly fucked in combat

:^)

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity_in_combat
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>>51967622
exactly, and its accessable to all people, with the proper rituals. What if we had a system like that?
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>Playing weebshit setting games
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>>51967681
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>>51967681
>>51967661
>>51967639
where's the bubs :(
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>>51967697
The Celts and sometimes Gauls fought naked and got their shit pushed in by Romans in armor, what's your point?

>>51967700
>it's accessible to all people
No, it isn't. Medea the Witch is not someone you just become with the proper rituals, most mages in old stories were descendents of gods, demons, or spirits.
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>>51967714

>>51967716
no bubs

only chaste thoughts
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>>51967726
wow I'm SO gonna unsubscribe
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>>51967726

>>51967745
good

we don't want lewd people around here
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>>51967721
Everyone got their shit pushed in by Romans. Greek phalangites wore heavier armour than Marian legionaries and got their shit pushed in.

Celts and Gauls were extremely successful prior to Julius Caesar coming knocking, Celts spread all the way to the borders of what is now Egypt as migratory peoples and even further as highly sought after mercenaries. They weren't slouches militarily.
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>>51967772
I can see her skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
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>>51967772
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>>51967813
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>fetish for practically armoured warrior-women
>tfw feminist movement is increasing my available fap-bait
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>>51967807
>Celts and Gauls were extremely successful prior to Julius Caesar coming knocking, Celts spread all the way to the borders of what is now Egypt as migratory peoples and even further as highly sought after mercenaries. They weren't slouches militarily.
So you think that given two people with swords, one guy in plate armor that renders him immune to swords and another guy buck naked, the naked guy wins?
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>>51967834
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>>51960867
>same scar goes over her breast and top
She never changes clothes, then?
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>>51967844
>Dat goalpost shift

I'll refer you to your original statement;

>"a naked warrior is utterly fucked in combat"

I demonstrated this isn't the case. Just accept your error and move on.
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>>51942208
Personally I prefer a setting where I can revel in the glory of the naked or nearly-naked human form, both males and females showing off everything they've got. I find the idea liberating. If I can't indulge in my nudist fantasies, there's no point for me.
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>>51968036
>goalpost shift
They ARE utterly fucked in combat. Of course it's fucking relative to someone in armor, what is your point of comparison otherwise? The naked celts fought against other naked people for the most part. Naked warriors often fared poorly against heavily armored celts like those in iberia or parts of gaul.
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>>51957730
And umm...could I get the sauce?
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>>51968239
Hunter no Seitai, by Yokohama Junkie. It's a long series, crammed with that sort of stuff. I might have mispelled the title.
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>>51966258
In The Witcher, Sorceresses are basically required to be perfectly beautiful. As in they are forced to become beautiful.
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>>51968336
You didn't misspell, and thank you.
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>>51967612
...I am okay with this
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>>51943559
>Making me think lewd thoughts about Darkness
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>>51967612
>Rape = power + privilege

Go back to tmblr
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>>51956959
>>51956970
>not wanting a wizard to enlighten you on the power of magic and having you and her help each other in engineering spellcasting
>wanting a dumb, uncivilized brute who doesn't respect your opinions or ideas and ignores the potential of knowledge
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>>51968891
Pretty sure >>51967612 is being sarcastic.
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Attractive women in clothes that make sense for her character and the setting are what do it for me. I don't know how else to describe it, because it has nothing to do with how much skin is shown or how "realistic" the clothes in question are. It could be nearly-naked amazons or prudish lady knights in figure-concealing full plate or anything in between. As long as my brain is tricked into feeling that the attractive lady is dressed appropriately for the context, I'm happy. It's kind of a confusing feel sometimes...
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>>51968934
I mean, if the wizard girl wants to forcefully lust after me and provide shenanigans, that's fine too. I'm just here for the RR/Femdom.
>She will never tease and grope you after casting her spare Hold Person behind the tent camps
>Never levitate you, catching you off guard and stopping you from fleeing as she runs up to embrace and kiss you
>Never use charm or hypnotism spells to guide you along to things you never would have agreed to, but afterwards realize you wish you could again
>Never tell the others she has no idea where you went after shrinking you and dropping you down her shirt
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>>51967835
I need more of this
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>>51967835
You could just fap to men, what's the difference?
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>>51968519
Which one is it?
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>>51968934
>Falling for the 'wizards are intelligent' meme
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>>51942426

Contingency (when raped) Black tentacles on aggressor.
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>>51969708
Megumin has actually demonstrated high intelligence. WIS is her dump stat.

>>51970265
>not on self
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>>51964482
>feminist-anything
>trusting anything "feminist" during the [current decade] when so-called "feminists" are more delirious than ever (manspreading)
It's Feminist Critics, AKA Critics of Feminism. They're not feminists.
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>>51967338
>They were all the same before they were different
Well, yeah. But we now have three editions of D&D that make a distinction between wizards and sorcerers.
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>>51968093
That might be more exhibitionism than nudism. Nudists are oddly puritanical about sex. They love nothing more than to tell everyone how non-sexual nudity is to them.
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>>51971538
>Anti-feminist bias
>Anti-feminist and egalitarian have an even blurrier line than the one in between feminist and egalitarian
Pic again: >>51964482

I might just be unpleasable, but there is seldom an intellectually robust position held when you put the word "feminist" in anything, even if you put an "anti" in front of it.

Feminism needs some unfucking so that thoughtful and fair progress can be made. For starters stop people from putting it into absolutely everything. That way we can know which "anti-feminists" are actually anti-egalitarian.
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>>51971699
It's true that some anti-feminists are anti-egalitarian. That would be the Return of Kings/RedPill types, and feminists love to claim that those people are what all MRAs/anti-feminists are like. However, Feminist Critics does not belong to that group.

>Feminism needs some unfucking so that thoughtful and fair progress can be made.
Feminism is inherently anti-egalitarian. It's right there in the word - "feminism". Its priority has always been, and will always be, the interests of women. Doing anything to help *men* break free of gender roles and such is a side project at best. Even more moderate feminists still believe in "the patriarchy" and think that men's issues are not as serious as women's issues.
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