Time for the semi-monthly "Describe your current campaign

>>51928192
Freaks and exiles run a town built on elven graveyard.

>>51928192
The heroes must use precognition to fight an ancient vampire

Party of idiots
Currently fighting hobgoblins exiles
sidetracked by wyrmlings

>>51928192
One guy had his hand up his ass all game.

>>51928192
Firefly, but working for the alliance, but not really

>>51928192
Social inept idiots and a pig kill rivals for luchadors.

Planet's Mana Core sought after by three factions in conflict.

>>51928457
I know you've probably spent much longer working out the nuances of your setting, but sadly the first thing I thought of was DoW 3.

Man has failed his Maker.
Long live the New Man.

>>51928192
#1: Kind mercenaries fight necromancer cultists who are secretly kidnapping orphans.
#2: Shipwrecked nobodies run from monsters, trying to escape the island.
#3: Mass Effect, amoral squad works black ops for Saren Arterius.

>6 grown ass men can't schedule worth shit

>SJW tracks homeless people down for their own good

The fighter's evil half brother is fucking shit up.

Dragon asks pirates to hunt down elven emperor's magic sword.

The Chosen One has died.
On to the next one.

The players piss off ALL the police.

Imperial Guard regiment fucked, metaphorically. Fucking continues until morale improves.

>>51928192
Problem solving by means of hammers, explosions and magic cannons.

Night of the Werewolf guest starring dick ass wizards

>>51928192
Local space accountant is fucking invincible.

Investigators act like sociopaths and die in a police shootout.

>>51928192
How to Butcher a Plot and Burry Your Party in the Problems You Created Yourselves

Magic-users party fighting over magic tome let bad guy win.

A posse of unlikely heroes piss off a cult.

Hunting monsters and getting chased by mob when suddenly baby

10 words? How about 5 letters?

TNPCK

Total NPC Kill

The first session. My fault, I wanted the PC to meet the Big Bad in person so they would have more motivation and a connection to the character. Big. Mistake. My underdog heroes will kill anything, and anyone standing too close, that look a them funny or die trying.

>>51928192
40k but it's abrahamic mythology

>>51928192
>idiots antagonize an eldritch abomination, act shocked when it backfires

Our Wizard rides a Giant Golem. Other Wizards copied him.

>>51928192
Pokemon Trainers get in trouble with law and the mob.

Wizard is a dick and party hates commies.

>>51928192
Fantasy east india company colony colony fun times

Party killed the guy about to give them a quest.

This isn't the first time either.

>>51928192
alternate earth with australia's sun, aliens and set in 1980

Mercenaries and peasants colonize continent city ruins

>>51928192
Voyages for Imperial greatness marred by great secrets.

Destined nobodies attempt to save multiverse from all-consuming darkness.

Vault-dwellers making Wasteland green again; re-unification incoming.

Pelor wills crusade into cursed New World. (Campaign not begun)

Old sinners fumble magical Europe away from next divine war.

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>>51928192
Two noble sisters are serial killers in fantasy Japan.

Two overpowered animu fairies change the world for better.

Weeb prince and princess (kinda) on a journey to fix things.

Two secret agents fighting demons in modern ultra-weeb setting.

>tfw you see all your games have something in common

>>51928192
Mata, Nuva, Metru, Hordika, Inika, Mahri, Phantoka, Mistika, Glatorian, Stars.

Only true elegan/tg/entlemen will understand what I'm talking about.

Crossdressing fighter fucks over wizard and assaults the druid's God.

>>51928192

Wandering through swamps and woods fighting evil shit.

Bonus: Here is each of my party's motivations in 10 words or less.

Crusader Cleric: I want to fuck girls, smite evil, and fuck evil.

Scaled Fist Monk: Holy shit, I can punch lightning out of my fist.

Witchguard Ranger: I want a cute witch girl to boss me around.

Phyto-Kineticist: I just want to farm crops and pick flowers.

Swashbuckler: Holy cow, I'm actually on an adventure! This is great!

Lizardfolk Skald: These warm-bloods aren't so bad. Fuck winter, I'm cold.

>>51928192
Band of misfits fight cosmic clown, must recover dangerous magical artifacts.

>>51928192
>Rogue Trader game
It’s not heresy if the Inquisition doesn’t find our fleet

Party killed an entire Pirate crew. They can't navigate.

>>51929877
Alternatively: Rogue trader crew + Alpharius and fallen angel = Fun and Profit

>>51928192
Towers stop dragon from killing, but what if towers stopped?

Post-Apocalyptic mercenaries fighting to survive while Europe is conquered.

>>51928192
first game ever, Lawful Good Cannibal, death-cultist, and racist elf.

No one roleplays, only murderhobos.

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>>51928192

Villains has been wronged; want to make world better

>>51928192
deceptive goblin and elf genocide simulator

>>51929421
nothing wrong with that

>>51928192
Party follows villain for lack of better things to do.

Why the fuck is this jungle so god damn angry?

>>51928192
Nazi hunt in superheroic post-war Berlin featuring the "seven dwarves"

>>51928192
Two aliens, two humans and a furry save Earth/Hell.

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Robbie Rotten's the Thing in the Mines

>Cyberpunk
Five lady Übermensch police fight the Martian Royal Family.

>Gurps Superheroes
Robots, Superheroes a Nazi and a vampire fuck shit up.

>An online ERPG
Mermaid Sorceress and her Ocean Dragon Harem go explore.

Angry Dark Queen summoned Stephen King's the Mist.

American colonization inspired where tolkienian races meet native myths.

All Consuming Evil Tries to Redeem Herself, Players Attempt Stopping.

SW Saga: During usual Jedi/Sith rivalry, a third party gains power.

3.5: A broken god tries to remake itself; everything goes wrong.

>>51928192
30 niggas fighting. Still gotta get lots of niggas though

Sky bedouins search for weapon to blow up walking mountain.

Some homebrew 5e

Washed up slaves faff about in hills with zero direction.

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>>51928192
Three people and pet tree explore weird, racist environment.

>>51928192
They battle a wax Hitler with wax Elvis for freedom.

>>51928192
Players stoically ignore the supernatural until stairs don't work right.

>>51928192
Party tries to do quest but turns into the Taliban.

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Three idiots fight Nazis, zombies, cyborgs and nuns. Suffering ensues.

>>51928192
God of humanity killed the sun, weirdos seek gainful employment.

Dwarf miners dig deeper, lose themselves, find monstrous things.

>>51928457
hello warcraft

>>51928192
>Corporate sponsored Superheroes fighting evil, in space.

and
>Modern era Priest and friends fight demons and evil witches.

>a plague is bad, an idiot doctor is worse

Released magical object
Massive destruction
Need to seal back the artefact

>>51928192
Party of psychopaths and assholes unknowingly quest to kill God

>>51928192
Stopping the drowned princess before she becomes chaos made manifest.

>>51933271
Tell me more...

>>51934888
>11 words
tldr

>>51928192
Useless investigators discover fish-town is evil

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Five misfits push cart, death and calamity follows their wake.

Barbarians ride dinosaurs and spread propaganda for orc Genghis Khan.

>>51929473
What is this and where do I join, Turaga

>>51928192
Yes, in ten words I described my campaign to you.

>>51928192
one guy looks for a group and doesn't find one

>>51928192
Come for the missing children, stay for the fairy bullshit

>>51928192
Necromancer Bear and Friends slay dragon. Derailment ensues, bring popcorn.

> Lich threatens kingdom, three retards do nothing about it

>>51928192

We must die so others may live

>>51928229
JOJO?

>>51937268
>three retards do nothing about it
Is it a "Party misses blatant and obvious adventure bait" episode?

>>51928192
Scooby and the Gang get Magic, and fight Magical Crime.

Assassin Bug makes friends and rips off Fight Club.

>>51928192
players accidentally unleash evil artifact, fail to reclaim it

While escorting a prisoner: ambushes, set-ups, sidequests, and a goat.

>>51928192
Everyone has daddy issues and the devil walks the earth.

>>51937545
That's evil dead

>>51937681
well, yes, but my players haven't figured that out yet.

>>51928192
explore nothing while my party continues being useless

>>51938113
Kazuma?

Assholes accidentally uncover illithid conspiracy via drunk shenanigans

Bandit king wants conquest, greedy adventurers are frontier's only hope

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Someone thought a Kingdom Hearts game was a great idea.

>>51938113
I know this all too well.

>>51928192
Slice of life with supernatural rednecks relatives wandering the coast

Pro Emperor Palpatine nobles hunt down rebel scum.

Exiled mages make their own country. With blackjack! And hookers!

Scoundrels in Space

Dad wants to destroy the world with ancient magitek and wants his son by his side when he does it.

Cutebold kidnaps prince, cutebolds extincted, world about to be wiped.

Bunch of different variant goblins brought together by a prophecy to stop a zerg rush.

Ancient sunken city will probably kill the charachters

>generic goblin hunt turns into goblin war thanks to hobos

>>51928192
Hobgoblins working with Werewolves for Doppelgangers for nefarious purposes.

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>>51941881
>>51942004
>"Describe your current campaign in ten words or less" thread
>campaign in ten words or less
>ten words or less

nice reading comprehension, friendos.

>>51928192
>Trying to catch the black dude from Confederacy of Dunces

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>>51928192
Dark Souls.

Plague, war, demons, three TPKs, shit's fucked homie, ya hear?

We must return the stolen time crystals to stop evil

>>51928192
A talking frog and his friends must stop the devil.

>>51928192
Family sitcom forced to face nuclear wasteland. Everything goes wrong.

>>51928192
Desperately trying to prevent ww III from happening.

>>51928192
>Marrowsnap and his 3 tard-wranglers hunt giants for sport.

>>51928192
Forsaken start a pack in a spirit-infested warzone.

Not do other things I want whilst others don't show up.

no game is better than the failed expectation of a game

JoJo and friends are CIA operatives who hunt stand users.