>invite my autistic coworker to my d&d group >"oh,

>>51893726
How bad is the backstory? We need details, friend.

You should be worried. But if you are very patient he may grow out of it. I did, but it took me a few years.

>>51893794
Whelp, Op's dead.

>>51893927
Sorry, I'm a degenerate phoneposter and I'm trying to get the PDF to upload

>>51893973
Oh, I'll wait then.

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>>51894006
Never fear, OP delivars

>>51894083
Formating seems a little fucked but it might be in part by my browser. Also not having filled out a standard character sheet is gonna bite him a bit in the ass later, and some of the shit he has seems pretty high level.

But all in all, I'd say he's a bit over eager and will be a little disappointed when no one gives half a shit about his backstory.

>>51893726
Cautiously hopeful, they clearly seem to give a shit now. But there's a large difference between sitting at your computer thinking on backstory and shit over the course of hours and then typing it out and then actually roleplaying that at the table where responses have to be fairly quick.

I usually don't write up a lot of backstory because I have trouble making sure I color inside the lines, so to speak, that past me gave me. Instead I have a rough outline, roleplay what feels natural and then kind of build the overarching personality and what not from those examples.

>>51894190
>But all in all, I'd say he's a bit over eager and will be a little disappointed when no one gives half a shit about his backstory.
>>51894307
>I usually don't write up a lot of backstory because I have trouble making sure I color inside the lines, so to speak, that past me gave me. Instead I have a rough outline, roleplay what feels natural and then kind of build the overarching personality and what not from those examples.
From vague skimming, generally in agreement with these anons. He seems eager but new, so he's kind of undergoing ye typical shouting in rage while glowing with awakened power that looks very impressive but isn't actually harming anything phase.

The real question is how he'll focus down. Ideally he'll figure out the little things: focus on what your character acts like not what he ate for breakfast; don't list eight broad areas he's amazing at and one really specific thing where he's kind of below average; you're level 5 perhaps Excalibur, the Heart of Kali, and a suit of plate armor made of pure void is a little much, and so on.

Less ideally, he might retain a few rough edges, especially if he really is autistic: He might get clingy with his artifact gear, become excessively crestfallen that nobody cares about his lengthy backstory, or not gel with the group and be bad at expressing/handling that. Catastrophically, of course, he might do something like that to a bizarre degree, or zero in on some other noxious obsession and keep at it.

I'll second cautious optimism. He's trying, so you're like 50% there.

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>>51893726
>>51894083
To be fair its kind of cool that he put so much effort into it, if he is new to the hobby and has no clue how to play you should go easy on him.
Shit I know the PC games from back in the day:
NWN
Baldurs Gate
Icewind Dale
all had "Biography" or "Background" info boxes so you could write a back story for each member of your party for the RP
I never did it except for the "Main or lead" character but im sure there were kids out there more autistic than me willing to throw away a solid hour or two to write "fluff" for the entire party.

Pic related, I often draw character art of the characters who do cool things or stick around long enough in my campaigns.

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>>51893726
The chimp-out when his character inevitably dies will be entertaining, at least.

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>>51893726
Post pdf

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>>51893726
>>51894083

>know guy is autistic
>invite him to do something he has never done before
>try to shame and mock him when he puts some effort in

Don't be a dick, OP. The fucker's at least trying.

>>51894083

There is something in a way he writes that seems a bit off.

>>51896320
i think op is not mocking him, but its more surprised that he pulled off all that stuff after saying that he wasnt sure that he could rp as someone else

>>51893726
>Should I be proud or worried?
Worried.
I might read it more thoroughly in a bit, but it's like you guys don't know how to skim.
Why should you be worried?
Here's the last line:
>>51894083
>Aidryn may kill other players in the combative process as well.

>>51896739
>>Aidryn may kill other players in the combative process as well.

Juicy. I'd love to see how graceful his exit from the hobby would be if his 9 page backstory having motherfucker was killed by another pc.

>>51894083
HHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

Please OP, i want a thread detailing each and every session you play with him

>>51896777
>I'd love to see how graceful his exit from the hobby would be if his 9 page backstory having motherfucker was killed by another pc.
>Implying that he hasn't planned for that.

Partycan choose to kill Aidryn if theywish. Aidryn will usehisGreen diskupon death to summonthe
vengeanceof Beory, thiswill inflict an Eyefor anEye onhiskiller. Removinga player from game. They will prettymuch kill him at their own risk.

Not sure what is up with the spaces, but I left them as is this time.
I have an observation next post.

>>51896896
As precious as that is. I meant literally.

>>51894083
>ThePersuasion chart isused to determinethelikely hood of any given player’s ability to persuadeAidryn to join their quest.

oh god

>>51894083
>already making reasons to fight the party
>has made items to help him fight the party
Oh god

>>51896943
jesus christ, did this autist even think this through?
>have to "convince" his character to follow along
>roll poorly
>aidryn doesn't agree to go
>k bye

>>51896739
>>51896896
>>51896943
Please OP, at least tell him that being too much of an antisocial asshole will make things difficult for you or something.

>>51896943
Yep.

>>51896896
This guy has *NOT* created a Player Character for a tabletop role-playing game.
He has created a NPC for a video game RPG that is an optional addition to join the protagonist party.
Take this snippet as evidence:

>The Persuasion chart is used to determine the likelihood of any given player’s ability to persuade Aidryn to join their quest. What the player’s need to know before attempting Persuasion.
>1. Aidryn must be persuaded to join the parties quest.
>2. Certain dialogue queues can be prompted to persuade Aidryn (Logic or reason applications
apply here. Use the scenario present to determine how to convince Aidryn to join your party.)
>3. Does Aidryn trust you? This will be based on your actions you take during your initial contact (Are you Noble, Wicked, Chaotic What manner of creature are you? Race? Religion? Arts?)
>These factors will determine your success in acquiring Aidryn, successful acquisition will gain you a powerful force of nature.

OP, he has no idea what he is doing.
You may choose to try to educate him, that's your choice.
But you must play with him and report back to us.
/tg/ demands it.

>>51894488
Eh, Baldur's Gate was more RP friendly than IWD, a dungeon crawler, and by default you only made the Bhaalspawn anyway.

>>51896978
>He has created a NPC for a video game RPG that is an optional addition to join the protagonist party.
My very first thought was that he ripped a NPC sheet from somewhere before I noticed he said "other players", otherwise it's almost exactly as you would write a optional NPC for an adventure.

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Quickly /tg/, describe your last character in 10 words or less. I'll begin.
>bored gnome wizard travels with friends searching knowledge and adventure

>>51897067
star-ravaged lunatic explores distant lands for meaning and profit

>>51894083
I feel disturbed, but interested.

>>51897018
To be fair, it's pretty decent if it's taken as an original NPC, if the backstory was edited down a bit.

>>51897067
Bipedal stuffed bunny known as the Toybox Gambler. Bets lifespans.

>>51897067
>Sorcerer seeks to stop demon, manipulates oddly successful adventuring party.

>>51897067
Spoiled transmuter prodigy who does not want to be here.

>>51893726
>>51894083

He has put more effort here than many players and gms combined in all the years I've played

>>51897067
Heterochromic Xaositect Kender with fox features, daemon affiliated, hates party.

>>51897067
>Space pirate alchemist sentai villain in mourning for his crew

>>51897067
Retribution Paladin weighing his grim duty against his good heart.

>>51897578
But that's a good character.

>>51897506
great effort and dedication to going in the wrong direction is not necessarily a positive trait

>>51897067
vampire edgelord who smokes a pipe a lot and kills.

>>51897586
His order expects him to be more lawful neutral style which pretty much means no mercy for those judged guilty. As an example, band of murdering bandits surrender mid fight, it's part of his code to execute them.

His Order is basically the Judges from Dredd.

>>51897067
Skaven trying to be self-indulgent without isolating his only friends.

If Microsoft word says self-indulgent is one word, it damn well is

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>>51893726

The good ol' days where you used to create a mega backstory for your level 1 character. Nowadays this is my character backstory

>>51897671
Skaven have friends?

>>51897692
Friends is probably too strong a word but I didn't have enough room to write "Acquaintances he does Mercenary work with", and for a Skaven being all alone sucks, you're a pack species you need numbers.

>>51897067

Vampire paladin who suppresses his blood cravings via DEUS VULT

>>51897720
I think the Skaven word is "Enemies".

>>51897765
I'm against all Skaven being the same cookie-cutter mold of "Paranoid maniac who thinks everyone not him should be preemptively murdered", certainly they're more naturally inclined to it then other races, but that just means the distribution chart is more biased towards it, not that literally all of them cannot cooperate and cannot form any genuine bonds, the Stormvermin show you can have loyal & reliable Skaven.

>>51896969
Had a player do this in a game once.

He seemed legitimately angry and confused when, after 20 minutes of refusing to be convinced to join the quest, the other PCs walked away and I had him roll another character.

>>51897067
Bored hobo has nothing better to do, also a WIZAAARD!

>>51897067
Dancing superpowered college student gets involved in paranormal shenanigans

>>51897067
A lazy grain of chocolate that plays the ukelele

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>>51897963
I wonder what even goes on through those guys' heads.

>>51897067
Drug addled semi-pro pilot goes for wild ride in space

Sounds like he's going to be an excellent addition to your group. I would kill for a player that got that into it.

Last night a friend invited me to game he was running for some new players. All they did for 3 hours is argue about how they should be able to roll to rape each other. None were autistic.

>>51898334
Seems like a really chill group honestly. How was it?

>>51897067
>Barbarian played as a redneck fisherman

>>51894083
>Just read on from bullets. Story is getting long and isn't entirely important.
Well, everything else aside, for all it's worth, at the very least he isn't totally oblivious.

>>51897067
Eccentric, forgetful cartographer. loves games of chance and sweet wine.

>>51898875
forgot to remove the name from the last thread I was in

>>51898201
It ssounds like they want to be important, but do it wrong.

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>>51899048
They should just write "tsundere" on their character sheets so the party knows how to deal with them.

>>51897067
Arrogant pyromancer with a drug problem and a pet barbarian

>>51897067
Wookie mechanic who has lost everything fights for his friends.

Well, the guy has no idea what he's doing. Playing a session with him could make for a good story though.
At least he took care of his backstory. Last time I invited a coworker who was new to the hobby, it took him three weeks to come up with:
>My background is: my background is a mystery.
I kicked him from the game before it even began.

>>51897067
sioux descent, white pansexual man to woman transgender feminist searches...

fuck, I ran out of words

>all these spergs who figure out basics of roleplaying out of the gate
>never got it in 2 years

>>51900042
>sioux descent, white pansexual man to woman transgender feminist
You could consense this to 2 words just by saying "tumblr incarnate".

>>51897067
Dying chemist undergoes superhuman transformation to escape yakuza loans sharks.

>>51894083
You should probably explain to him that D&D is a team game.

>>51897067

Mermaid Sea Witch uses compulsion to sell seaweed to land-dwellers

>>51897067
Artistic inventor with anger issues who tends towards shenanigans.

This is mostly because the GM of that game is a player of one of my games, and after the events of my game he's become pissy. Sooo, I tend to get shoved off away from the plot that everyone else is going through, but a few bros insist I still do things. Usually that means seducing brothel owners, graffiti, extorting my patron for more money... things that everyone else finds more entertaining than the main plot. Then the GM goes into autistic screeching mode cause I'm derailing the plot I'm not allowed to partake in...

>>51897067
Multi-classing, min maxing, ranger will trip people for money.

>>51897067
Nordic hermit seeking otherworldly knowledge in a group of murderhobos

>>51897067
>Pious barbarian recieves visions, seeks answers to save dying homeland.

>Trickster spirit exiled from Heaven, uses illusions to right wrongs.

>Magic pro wrestler hunts BBEG for Belt of Power, justice.

>Corrupt noble stabbed with cursed coin, seeks witch for redemption.

>>51897067
Human warlock who belongs to an order of vampire hunters.

>>51897067
>Human Bardbarian tries his hardest to keep reckless paladin alive

>>51897067
>Smarmy bard follows mercenaries to escape murderous father

>>51897067
Antiquarian ogre pasifist, lost on the new continent, send help

>>51894083
Please give us a rundown on every game you play with this guy. I can't tell if he's going to be a complete "that guy" or a complete "this guy" but I can tell he's going to be polarizing somehow.

>>51898201
>Robespierre wondering what goes on through someone else's head
AYYYYYYY
He did nothing wrong though
Except the Cult of the Supreme Being. That was shit.
It's literally just Christianity without Christ. Why even bother?

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>>51902115
Yeah, give us a quick rundown

>>51897067
gnome sorcerer wishes she was a bard but family

>>51897067
Sweet transvestite with his faithful handyman questing for immortal homunculus

>>51894083
>Aidryn’s Adaptive armor can help to mitigate fire damage based on a saving throw / roll (successful rolls result in armor adaptation resulting in -1.5% to total dmg) otherwise he will take extra damage based on 1.5% of his total HP+ Damage taken.

...

His entire equipment section, very literally, NONE of this is possible in D&D. What level is this even supposed to be?

and armor that mitigates One point five percent damage... one point five percent? This is a joke.

>>51897067
Japanese biker punk Oni out for a good time.

Alright friends, OP here.
I'm about to start session 0, and politely but firmly tell him to roll something else.
I'll report back on the aftermath

>>51904912
I eagerly await your return, op.

Need something else to keep the thread going in the meantime.

>>51904912
Nah, let him go with this, but explain to him why the legacy armor is shit, and why it's up to him to have a reason to join the party.

Then introduce him to legacy magic item rules, so when he has a better idea of what he wants that works in your ruleset, he can make his starter gear actually magic.

>>51905012
>>51897067

>>51905165
Forever GM here. I haven't been a player in over a year. If I had to use the very last character I played....

> Verbally aggressive crossdressing wizard who hated stupid megacities

>>51905202
Post autism stories if you've got some

>>51897067
>Stockholm syndrome ghost becomes secret agent through power of friendship.

>>51897067
>>51905202
Young patriotic noble proving himself and helping father's duchy.

>>51897067

>Exiled palace guard pretends to be a wizard.

>>51897067
Scheming Human Face, treats party like family.
Values status more.

>>51905257
Strangely enough, I don't have any. I've only ever had decent players. The only thing that is semi ridiculous occurred when I was a player, using the aforementioned character. GM'S setting and campaign set-up was pretty bad. Not like autismo bad, just poorly done.

>>51894083
On the one hand, I can admire his dedication. With some help, editing and an explanation of how to D&D, this could be alright.

On the other hand, it reminds be of when I first ran a campaign. I asked my players to come up with their characters, stats and a little bit of backstory. One player gave me 2700+ words of useless nonsense.

>>51897067
Cynical, ex-cop Ork runner constantly laments his hypocrisy.

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>>51897067
Young, brash monk fighting for a cause he believes in.

>>51899423
That comic's cute.

>>51893726
Cheerful Aasimar Paladin likes crafting armor, hates slavers so very much.

>>51897067
Dragonborn Ranger gets melted by lightning breath of his kin.

>>51904912
>politely but firmly tell him to roll something else.
But he didn't roll anything yet.
Heh

>>51905020
I agree.
The character concept is fine, depending on the setting, just the insistence on the equipment and general cluelessness about making a ttrpg character need to be remedied.

>>51906201
>Hey, [other players] this guy wants to join but RP wise, his character isn't super trusting so he wants you to convince him to join, so if you're willing to work with him on that I'd appreciate it
>Hey, [new player], it's okay if you want your character to be convinced to join, but make sure your character is actually able to be convinced. A little hesitation is fine, but don't drag it on forever. Also I can't give your equipment any mechanical bonuses because that's not fair to the other players, but you're free to fluff it however you like.
Maybe it's just me, but this doesn't seem all that huge of a problem.

>>51906288
You seem a decent fellow.

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>>51894083

>born from violence

>>51897067
Gnoll manhunter vows to kill humans and save monstrous races

>Partycan choose to kill Aidryn if theywish. Aidrynwill usehisGreen diskupon death to summonthe
vengeanceof Beory, thiswill inflict an Eyefor anEye onhiskiller. Removinga player fromgame. They
will prettymuch kill himat their own risk. Aidrynmay kill other playersin thecombativeprocessaswell.

>remove a player from the game
>remove a player

UPDATE: my other player rolled a druid, so now autismbro keeps trying to subtly one-up him. I've allowed some of his more harmless demands, but hilarity reigns supreme.

>>51897067
Giant Barbarian will never admit his love for dwarven maid.

>>51897067
orc-hating elf ranger searching for his missing girlfriend

>>51897067

Friendless acolyte incapable of saying "no" to violent sociopaths.

>>51906591
You're gonna have to give us the full scoop post session. Take notes.

>>51897067
A young Alchemist who wants to live a quiet life.

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>>51897067
>Orphaned half elf bard leaves home, becomes the elf king.

>>51897067
mimicking greedy kenku thief who trips up the party often

>>51897067
warlock who wants to burn everything down

>>51897067
Short-tempered fire wizard fucks things up.

>>51897067
Eccentric Human Artificer completes Thunder Cannon after marrying Tabaxi Shaman

>>51893726
Human Paladin burns continent down, justice unraveled social order's veneer.

>>51897067
>PTSD Elf Druid wanders the world in search for meaning

>>51897067
Street rat bluffs his way through college, into captain's chair

>>51897067
Geralt of Rivia and the Werewolf Antics

>>51897067
whip user intent to redeem evildoers with application of it

>>51897067
Con-man tiefling bard seeks wealth by faking nobility.

>>51897067
Romantic son of merchant seeks adventures before being tied down.

>>51897067
Rogue seeks riches and dragon pussy

>all those (You)'s
Delicious
OP, give us that quick rundown.

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>>51894083
This is kind of adorable because he has the mind of a little child attempting D&D for the first time

>>51894083
Apart from the whole rape-child bit, it seems fine. At least he is putting the effort in, and found something he enjoys doing with other people. Don't be a dick to him.

>>51899701
A good wookie he be.

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>>51910425
I want to know the rundown on his campaign

>>51894083
I'd honestly just talk to him about the whole "needs to be persuaded" thing and ask him to tone down the "eye for an eye" nonsense but for the most part it's a solid attempt at a backstory.

>>51898201
>I wonder what even goes on through those guys' heads.
A lot of people don't know how to do goal-oriented thinking.

>>51910692
Then I would immediately get my character killed and roll a new one that also comes with mountains of free magic shit.

>>51897067
Conscript on crusade develops PTSD, cant return home, adventures

>>51897067
Brutal, yet principled pirate prince.

>>51897067
Bollywood detective who bribes his way through bullshit.

>>51906591
DESIRE TO KNOW MORE

>>51906591
Like how?
Druid:"I start communing with forest"
Autismbro^ "Y-yeah me to and I commune BETTER"

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>>51894083
>mfw I would love to see players put this much attention towards a character
>mfw we play tomorrow and three of the five character sheets are still blank.

>>51913800
I don't get this, I play B/X dnd and even in the absence of needing such things for that version their character sheets are covered in mad scribblings of things that have become parts of their character from the game, including backstories that were inspired by an action they took and otherwise. Your players are just unengaged I guess?

>>51913999
I believe you are right, when offered the chance to create really great stories and characters, like the stuff we read here, they just phone it in and make a bare-bones throwaway.

I'm one of the players in the game and I try to make it engaging as possible. Make it so the GM is not wasting his time.

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>>51906591
Gonna need the rundown

>>51894083
>Stats to be determined
>Magical artifacts though
It's cool that he put that much effort into creating the character but you probably need to sit him down and clarify how exactly the game works. If he's still cool with making a proper character you might have a good player on your hands.

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>>51914310
Yeah, seconding this. It looks like he took some guidance from console games. Show him the freedom he has and reign in his decision to begin with magical items.

>>51897686
Not lying, or just the usual "I don't want to talk about " till the story absolutely needs it, then finally flesh it out

>>51897067

Barbarian speak in third person because barbarian strong and smart.

>>51897067
Master thief kidnapped by Fae, forced to be The Fonz.

>>51897067
>Half-orc boy wizard looks for Don Quixote and George Costanza

>>51897067
>Paladin With Divinity Loses Hope, Still Refuses To Give Up.

>>51897546
End yourself for playing a kender

>>51897067
Nerdy librarian turned wizard seeks vengeance against baron vampire

>>51896739

That line is at the end of a paragraph detailing what happens if the PCs try to kill him instead of recruiting him, though. I mean it's still dumb but he's literally just saying "resolve the combat as usual, someone might die. When my character dies his bullshit artifact kills whoever killed him, too"

>>51916206

Make him the BBEG.

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>guys is autistic
>OP states this right off the bat
>mfw people acting surprised at how autistic the literal autist is being

>>51897067
>Merchant cultist of greed twists campaign into ethnic cleansing

Our DM intentionally made the four ethnicities a random amalgamation of actual traits. My guy was dark-skinned with southern American plantation-owner accents, who were mostly merchants and nobles. Coincidentally, they were also historically slavers.

>>51897067
No one expects the Chelish Inquisition

>>51897067
Half-Elf fur-trapper watches his family die, becomes vengeance.

>>51917003
>guy I'll introduce you to my friend, he's good at soccer
>open the door, it's Cristiano Ronaldo
>why are you surprised, I told you he's good at soccer

>>51918837
>>>/sp/

>>51910813
Then I would politely, yet firmly, ask you to leave.

>>51918837
Gave me a chuckle

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>>51897067
Little man with big gun blows up some sissy wizards.

>>51894083
wew lad that's amazing

>>51894083
I wish my players put even half as much effort into their characters.

>>51917003
I can't speak for everyone, but for me it's less "surprised" than "delighted from a distance"

>>51897506
You must have very shitty friends to play with.

>>51893726
He's better than you and anyone you play with, Anon.


He's too good for you.


You are Garbage.

>>51894083
I have trouble seeing how that character is anything but a terrible terrible gary-stu. Even his equipment is complete bullshit AND he mentions fighting the party.

A character should never be made with the prospect of FIGHTING THE FUCKING TEAMMATES. Unless it's Paranoia then fucking go for it you glorious cunt! Remember that the Computer is your friend and to purge all the mutants.

>>51897067
Warlock sells himself into slavery to become more powerful faster.

>>51897067
Warforged Monk who uses his fists in interesting ways

>>51897067
Racist human warlock who's searching for redemption

>>51897067
Elf cursed with sleep, need money for cure. It's death.

>>51906591
Anon I expect a greentext

>>51897067
Healbot cleric and party dad to murder-hobos.

>>51897067

Ogre monk eats stone golem heart, gets swole.

Pompous paladin buffoon is surprisingly competent, fights unarmed.

Senile Rogue Trader confounds enemies, confounds allies.

>>51897067
Meme loving fuck with a Stand that pretends it's Banksy.

>>51926918
Glad to see another JoJofag on here. What's your character's stand? I'm always curious to see what other anons come up with.

>>51898048
Is me btw

>>51897067
Hobo Ranger gets captured by drow, party frees, adventures ensure

>>51897067
Cat man pretends to be a Duke while running away

>>51897067
Devil deal baby warlock seeks ironic revenge against his mother

>>51897067
Angry nerd with power armor tries,fails to be king

I once had a guy spend 30 real life minutes trying to think of a comeback, to the exclusion of doing anything else, to a random quip from a shopkeep he was an ass to. Said guy (and really said group) was just a font of autism

>>51928004
[Rebel Yell] - a brick-based bruiser, not quite crazy diamond level but not super far from it. The user is ideologically flexible, a rebel with too many causes so to speak. Graffiti is a "thing" for him, and his Stand helps with that - it can swat things into art against a surface, including flexible or uneven surfaces like paper or grass. It stores items in a pocket dimension sort of like The Hand and Cream, with some kind of visual representation of the object left behind. Like...imagine the bastard child of Enigma and The Hand. He can also release them at will, though not with any real momentum.

He's good at containment and traps, and can deal a solid punch if he has to. I keep his involvement somewhat limited cause he's a tad overpowered compared to everyone else. It's a sort of "open RP" deal; players can rp with each other, or DMs (we have a few to maintain availability) can set up plot hooks. So far most of the cast is somehow involved with solving the murder of a fellow Stand user.

(Super Stand Somedays when so i can actually talk about this shit?)

>>51934229
I remember adding your stand to the archive.

Sorry I've been slacking on that btw. I have a bunch of stand's screen capped from previous /sss/ threads, but life has been rather busy for the past month and I haven't had the time to consolidate everything

>>51934714
Oh, shit, you're the archivefag? Good shit, I need to get back on the Stand-designing wagon to give you more incentive to update.

I kinda stole your aesthetic from the archive for my game's char sheet, actually. I'm not the gm, but the gm was using google docs. GOOGLE DOCS. AS IN WORD DOCUMENTS.

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>>51934847
Yeah, Google Sheets is pretty shi...
>DOCS
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>51893726
both.

But what you SHOULD be, is amused

>>51894083
>Aidryn will use his Green disk upon death to summon the vengeance of Beory, this will inflict an Eye for an Eye on his killer.
>Removing a player from the game.

Seems OP for a magic item to kick a player out of the game.

>>51897067
Racist dwarf with very loose morals.

>>51897067
Orc batman becomes literal bat-man, slain by party paladin.

>>51897067
Ice Queen ballerina fighting nightmares but can't shoot for shit

>>51897067
i made a ring that makes people hear my thoughts...
whoops.

>"its that thing i put on when my player is drunk"
-the wizard.

OP needs to get back to us with storytime, damnit.

>>51941594
I've given up hope. OP was a fag

>>51897067
Bitter cleric doing a favor for an old friend.

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>>51944116
>OP was a fag
OP is always a faggot.
I'll give him one more bump before he is declared useless for anything aside from being burned as kindling.
My hope for storytime remains.

>>51897067
ageing wizard can't escape his violent past, it's inside him.

>>51897067
Evil Paladin merchant woman gets cursed by Fey, swears vengeance

>>51897067
>Pine Paragon of Justice wants to axe evil in face

>>51897067
Dog the intersolar bounty terrorist.

Female elf wizard pressed into service on a pirate crew becomes captain

>>51897067
Bitter old man trying to be a hero.

>>51897067
Dragonborn Ranger, former sellsword, helping a fellowship find mysterious box

>>51949462
that's 12 words you fool.

>>51897067
The worst wizard ever who can't catch a break.

>>51897546
jesus

>>51950145
>that's 12 words you fool.
Coulda been 10 by dropping "service on" too

>>51951085
>jesus
How'd you guess his name?

>>51893726
>Should I be proud or worried?
Yes

>>51894083
>psshh nothing personell kid
All kidding aside, don't be too hard with him, base your judgement in maybe 2-3 sessions. It is his first D&D so he might think that he needs to put plenty of effort as a first impression. The PDF is fucking unreadable and is broken, but give the guy a chance.

>>51897067
Gown wearing warlord flies through space and builds an army.

>>51897067
Con artist becomes warlock, then "priest," changes world for better.

bamp, i want to hear about aftermath

>>51956969
We all did, anon.

But OP chose to suck.
Or maybe he ded.