So where exactly did this "big mana reserve" thing

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Stop shitposting.

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Swap "Mana Reserve" with "Strength/Fighting Power" and it's been a gimmick for years.

>>51891067
Fighting/athletic girls more often have smaller tits
Magic using/smart girls more often have bigger tits
Because euphemisms and memes are both a thing, someone came up with the idea that big tits = big mana pool and that they store the mana in their tits as an explanation/meme as why their tits are so big.

In short, it's just a prank bro. Does this question actually need a thread for it? You might as well ask how the "big sword arm" thing originated from. It's a joke.

>>51891067
Someone with good ideas

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>>51891067

its probably less that they're actual containers for magical energy. (Certainly possible, but at that point you might as well use all your body fat, not just your chest.)

Its more that being able to alter your form into an "Ultra sexy titty monster" is a point of professional pride for most female casters, divine or otherwise. Would YOU trust a person who supposedly can alter reality but cant even give themselves a decent pair of back breakers?

>>51891724
>pair of back breakers
And the best part is, with the right spells no back pain!

>>51891067

Magic, in many settings, is linked with "life energy", or at least the positive forms of it are. The more magical you are, the more vital essence you have, the more "alive" you are. Spellcasters have longer lifespans overall, but also suffer physical fatigue or other ill effects if they expend too much magic at once, which is a result of draining their life energy.

So, where is this "life energy" stored in the body? If lack of it makes you sickly, and a good supply of it would let you last longer through hardship or recover from sickness faster, then it makes sense that in these fantasy settings, life energy is stored where we store spare nutrients in our world; in our body fat.

Of course, too much fat is unhealthy. In the fantasy setting, this is probably because the magical life energy flow through your body gets tangled up and disrupted by having fat layered all over your body. So, if you want to be a powerful spellcaster with a lot of reserves, but without causing problems, you need to keep your fat deposits in one place where they won't disrupt that essential flow.

That is, your tits.

Also blah blah something about milk or whatever, life-giving symbolism, magical lactation fetish et cetera

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>>51891067
Don't trust female mages that have no tits.
She's probably a shitty mage that can only cast a single spell per day.

Big boobs make a woman look more powerful than small boobs. Not necessarily in the sense of physical strength (though any increase in the visual sense of "weight" does do that a bit), but just that it makes her stand out more, pushes her to the foreground, draws attention. It's a more dominating look.

Like, who looks stronger, supergirl or power girl?

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>>51891724
>Its more that being able to alter your form into an "Ultra sexy titty monster" is a point of professional pride for most female casters,

It can go a bit too far though.

>>51891067
Who is this semen demon?

>>51891067
Nippon

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>>51891067
It takes all of no brain power to connect Big to Big. By the virtue of people existing, euphemisms as such have existed since the dawn of time.

>>51892014

what, you don't recognize quetzalcoatl

>>51892012
Debatable

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>>51891091
STRONG WOMAN, STRONG BREASTS

>>51892063
Curvy musclegirls are best

>>51892036
Quetzalcoatl doesn't have a half - ring through his head. Also, far more feathers. And scales.

>>51891067
I think Dragon's Crown is the one that put it into definiable terms

>>51892104

Nevertheless, Anon. Right there, in the OP image, with the tits; that's Quetzalcoatl.

>>51891067
Came in hoping this was a gif. Dissapoint.

>>51892178
>Not a superior webm

>>51891067
I've never interpreted it as a big mana reserve; if you think of it as a willingness to teach arcane secrets, the whole thing makes significantly more sense. As the pupil learns more, they become more experienced. As they become more experienced, they go up in level. As they go up in level, they get more mana / spell slots.

It's an indirect link, I think

Lucoa a slut. And a best

>>51892199
webms play as videos, not pictures. no thanks

>>51892199
Eh, sometimes I'm not up for the commitment of a Webm.

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>>51891934
DELETE THIS

>>51893105
>>51893218
Do you still use your 30 year old nokia phone because dragging the screen is too much for you to handle?

>>51891724
>decent pair of back breakers
I'll take a handful of small, just-right boobs than a pair of massive pillows any day.

>>51893553
it's like you don't even want to date a magical girl

>>51893553
"a handful", eh?

>>51891067
Since the dawn of time, women have always been romanticized as having some magical connection to nature or their genitals being sources of magic. Christ in some medieval cultures it was thought that demons feared vaginas.

>>51891934
Is mana just stored in the breast or some shit?

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Reminder, lest we forget these truths which we hold to be self-evident

>>51893856
>Christ in some medieval cultures it was thought that demons feared vaginas.
Turned out it was in fact the robots that feared vaginas.

>>51893859
>in love with the imitation, not the original
Sad!

>Breasts reduce in size as the wizard/witch uses their magic
>Slowly returns to size over time as their mana reserves replenish

>>51893856
Baby spawning is pretty magic. Disgusting. But pretty damn magical.

>>51893912
There's a Skyrim mod for that

>>51893912
So giants and mini giants make the mightiest wizards?

>>51893856

Demons cannot innovate or create, for creation is the realm of the creator.

Therefore, since Humanity is Christ-like, and thus godly, Humans are capable of creation which demons simultaneously fear and envy.

This is also how the Succubus and Incubus came about. A Succubus would lay with a man, store his seed, turn into an incubus, and then fuck a girl and squirt the man's corrupted seed inside her.

>>51893951

It's about the proportion, not the mass itself.

Kinda like brains. Sheer size is not as important as how many wrinkles the brain has. Koalas have smooth brains, they're also dumb as balls. People born with smooth brains also have severe retardation.

The best mages are women with wide shoulders and stocky frames as to accommodate head-sized tits leaking with delicious magical energy.

Can a tittymage recharge her mana from another's reserves by suckling it out of the storage compartments?

>>51894032
That depends on whether mana can be discharged as a liquid.

Which raises all kinds of implications.
>Big titted mages put into stables and milked like cows
>Mage milk sold to other mages as a quick recharge
>Magitech economy literally powered by breast milk

>>51894032

My head-canon is no, she'd need to formulate a mixture consisting of various mashed roots, alcohols and the magical chest milk into a potion.

Congrats, that is what mana potions are. Formulated magical breast milk.

>>51893553
>>51893812
My hands are huge. B's would barely fill them.

>>51894057
>>51894063

>Breastmilk is mana
>Pregnancy is magical
>Witches are stereotyped as laying with beasts to birth monsters

The quiet mousy Wizard student is actually a cock-hungry harlot?

>>51893895
I first saw this and many other was that Trump tweets on 4chan as imitated by anons and I swear to you I thought it was someone mimicking some anime girl, possibly Chaika or something. It still fucking fits too.

>>51891917
I unironically like this, but my only question is this: why are guy mages (almost) always skinny?

>>51894089
It's not the size I question, it's the number.

>>51894057
>>51894100
In the Fate/Stay series you CAN get Mana from a Mage's bodily fluids. Some broke mages sell their blood, but you can also get it through semen. And Breast Milk.

>>51894115
something something Tohsaka old men something

>>51894105
Who has time to eat when there's learning to be done and magic to be practiced?

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>>51894057
>Due to the massive demand for mage milk, new magitek advances have been made in the field of portable refrigeration
>This form of magitek refrigeration, which runs on a magical loop created by looking concentrated make milk through a series of rune-circuits within the apparatus, soon is marketed to civillians in magocratic cities for commercial use.
I'm liking where this train of thought is going. Quick, someone else think of something to add on

>>51894100
Makes sense to me. Explains how hedge wizards and skinwalkers work as well

>>51893525
Can you prove that touchscreens aren't just collecting our fingerprint data to place us in locations for directed advertising campaigns and tracking to pin crimes on us as convenient? No? Then piss off.

>>51893997
>Now you might wonder why beholders have such fearsome arrey of magical abilities for a floating eye. Well according to our latest research in magical creatures, beholders are not floating eyes as they were thought to be but floating breasts. The alpha bard will explain these foundings in detail.

>>51893936
link?

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Holy shit this place is full of children. It's from the anime "Slayers". It's older than most of you, clearly.

>>51893553
>t. failure girl

I'd say "tits or GTFO", but really, what would even be the point.

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>>51891979
This.
It's not that big boobs make you powerful, it's that being powerful means you should have big boobs. From a narrative perspective.
It's a great visual shorthand.

>>51894557
>Anime watcher calls other people children
Really jiggles those mana tanks

>>51891934
>>51893504
Why is Megumin such a piece of shit to Yunyun?

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>>51894624
Because Yunyun keeps challenging her

At this point Megumin's just trolling

>>51894638
>obstinate little bitch incapable of learning even minute utility to help out her friends, because she is only interested in muh speshul powers
>continually crushes the pride of a long-time peer of hers, just because she can
Megumin sure is best girl

>>51894665
At one point after he gains her trust she resets her ability points and hands her card to Kazuma to respec. He puts them all back in Explosion because he knows that's what she loves.

>>51894665
There's probably a good reason why Yunyun has no friends

>>51894681
That only cements Kazuma as being a solid friend, it doesn't absolve Megumin of anything.

>>51892104
It's her human form. I don't think her dragon form has appeared in the anime yet.

The "semen demon" comment is actually pretty funny since in the anime she gets summoned by some kid, who mistakes her for a succubus, and she tries to convince him she's not one but failing due to looking and acting like a typical semen-demon.

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>>51893105
>>51893218

>>51894032
>>51894032
seikon no qwaser says yes.

>>51894105
Something something something disruption of flow, something something something different power source, something something something magic ain't gotta explain shit.

>>51894105

Because male mages can't hang on to their magic. In much the same way that women store it in their breasts men store it in their balls. Along come the semen demons, and away goes their power. The only powerful wizards are therefore eternal virgins who guard their power jealously. All the male magic users are skinny because they have been drained repeatedly since they hit puberty, or because they are disguising their appearance and want you to think they have been.

>>51894557
But Lina had itty bitty titties Anon.

Boob envy was why she hated that other caster chick

>>51894638

why is that young boy slapping that woman's chest?

>>51893525
I was going to mock you for thinking that Nokia was making cell phones 30 years ago, but apparently they started exactly 30 years ago. You're still being ridiculous though. .gif and webm each have strengths and weaknesses. And cell phones were better as phones back when they had monochrome LCD displays and actual buttons.

So if magic power is stored in a girl's hooters, where is it stored in men?

Or do male mages slowly grow tits too

>>51894681
Awwww!

>>51895730
What about muscle wizards?

>>51895764
It's your sperm. Why do you think the semen demons crave it so much?

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>>51895790
Can confirm.

>>51895779

Wizards of such incredible power and badassery that they need not hide their prowess. Indeed they are wizards of such magical potence that they need not even guard their virginities to maintain their power.

>>51891067
Lucoa-san is the cutest ara~ara~

>>51894105
Because who gives a shit about guys?

>>51893525
Touchscreen smartphones are the worst invention of the last half century. I don't understand how someone, who chooses to not use an inpractical and ridiculously expensive phone, can be thought of as old-fashioned or out-of-touch.

>>51894104
>implying Trump isn't the smuggest anime girl of them all

>>51895764
No one bothers to come up with explanations. We're all about the tits

>>51892063
>>51892095
Such a shame IRL musclegirls tend to be roiders with no or fake tits.

>>51894105
Because only the male mages who aren't powerful enough to transform into hot wenches are visibly male.

>>51894638
Because Megumin used to be exceedingly poor and couldn't even afford lunch at chuuni school. Part of the rules at chuuni school was that there were no gifts between each other, and you could win anything you wanted via duel.

Yunyun saw Megu crying one day and challenged her to a duel in front of the whole school, for her lunch, putting her own lunch on the line, and then purposefully lost.
She's been doing this for years now.

Megu is actually really thankful. But her chuuni pride makes it come across as being a bitch.

>>51894336
here ya go.
http://www.loverslab.com/files/file/1623-mana-tanks/

>>51893856
>Vagina fearing demons.
I'm stealing this idea.

>>51894115
To be fair to it, that's actually based in real schools of thought notably taoism, wherin women absorb qi via sex and never lose it through orgasm wheras men lose it via semen and transfer it to women during sex.

>>51896750

Slutty busty witches do things to me.

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>>51894115
>>51895829
Tantrism goes back thousands of years. Nasu didn't make that part up.

>>51895972
If you have red blood in your veins, thinking about tits is very healthy and normal.

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>>51895790
And of course why virgins become wizards.

Creating new life is a potent form of magic, which passes on the power of the parents onto the offspring.

Also explains Succubi. They're sent by the infernal realms to sap magic from mortals. Hence sleeping with men, capturing children, and also taking the forms of familiars to suckle on witches' teats.

>>51896804

You're still losing magic through masturbation.

>>51896900
So stop wizard's masturbating.

Or since this thread is going magical realm, as long as they ingest it -- or another source of magic like breast milk -- then they're okay

>>51897089
Not as much is lost obviously.

It's a cantrip.

Jack Off
Evocation cantrip.
Casting Time: 1 action.
Range: 1 foot.
Duration: Instantaneous
You produce a small handful of concentrated mana.

>>51897089

Ingesting it kills the mana, you need to absorb it through the other holes.

>>51897145
>1 action only to jack off
You jack off that fast, kid?
You need to see an arcane doctor.

>>51897182
They're wizards. They jack off like crazy.

(Probably should be a first level spell as well. Otherwise wizards with hair triggers would go around jacking off all the time)

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>>51896804

Though if you're summoning Succubi you can get by with just a little cake. Just be wary about the ones that actually answer.

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>>51897444
Depends on the cake I guess.

>>51894105
In a setting like this the men would all be muscle wizards.

>>51897490
Actually it depends.

Since the mana is the force of life, presumably by channelling it into works of magic, you're not using it to enhance your body.
You may have balls churning with power, but your muscles are wimpy because you're using that power to create fireballs.

>>51895874
How can you even consider yourself human if you don't have 24/7 internet access?

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>>51897468
>nutritious
Not incredibly significantly and a normal amount from one discharge is like 10 ml at most
>wonderful texture
Can be anything from watery to very viscous
>amazing cooking properties
10 ml of a random liquid, wow
>complex and dynamic taste
At most still pretty negligible, not to mention <10 ml
>neglected as food
Yeah I wonder why

This talks about human semen. Humans drink other mammal's milk so why doesn't the book advocate use of bull jism and shit if it's so goddamn amazing.

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>>51893895
There is no rule that an imitation cannot defeat the original.

Big tits means big magic

>>51897589
>of a random liquid
actually it has most of the properties of egg white
you can even scramble it

>>51897939
True, semen has a comparable protein content so it would coagulate and behave much the same way as egg.
It has some other nutrients but nothing makes semen decisively unique enough to base any cooking around it. Not to mention you'd need a multitude of loads to achieve an amount of a normal chicken egg's amount of egg white.
The book's just silly. If it marketed itself as some spiritual thing then it would be more understandable, but now it just comes across as health-food cookbook.

>>51894683
She was the sane one in a village/academy full of chuunis

>>51891917
>magical lactation fetish
H-heh yeah. What a bunch of weirdos

>>51897444
>THICC

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>>51892063
Yes

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>>51891917
>Also blah blah something about milk or whatever, life-giving symbolism, magical lactation fetish et cetera

>>51898281
Of course it also means that low level female magic users have small tits.

Archmages and such have massive jugs, with milk seeping from the nipples.

How's that for your fetishes?

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>>51894057
>>51894063
>>51894100
>>51894115
>>51894147

>>51898319
Anon please I am but a weak man

>>51898412
But anon, consider this:

An archmage with a young apprentice, who's jealous of her mistresses' magical assets -- and upon reading up on the idea of magic power being stored in the milk, starts sneaking into her mistress' realm while she sleeps.

There she clamps her mouth over the archmage's nipple and starts to suck, drinking deep from the font of wizardry -- not even caring as her mistress awakens and starts to stroke her hair -- pleased at her apprentice's attempts to further her development.

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>>51898298
Chubcubus is best-cubus.

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>>51898319
>>51898637
/tg/ pls

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>>51898637

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>>51898637
A literal and figurative magical realm

>>51898662
Fat != thicc, anon.

>>51898662
Woa, THAT is hot.

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>>51898831
That's not a Fatcubus. THIS is a Fatcubus.

>>51898885
Belly > tits = fat. Chubby is belly = tits.

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>>51895764
>slowly

>>51898662
this is cute rather than hot

>>51898961
Is that the same artist as touch-the-cow ?

>>51898885
>Not wanting to be pinned under succubi belly while she rides your dick like a fiend.

>>51898969
That's how they get you anon...

I once was adventuring with an archpriestess, who ended up facing a swarm of succubi trapped in a pit, just like that. We were low on supplies and were all injured, but she thought she could handle them. She underestimated them, thinking they were minor threats.
She ended up falling into their pit when trying to snipe them, and then she found out they actually weren't trapped. That the chains hanging there were for their victims, not them.
Before we could muster a response, the succubi had her chained up, had stripped her clerical vestments, and were suckling on her heavenly bosom. They were only stopped from violating her by the grace of the blessed chastity belt she wore.

Unable to reach her, we -- I'm ashamed to admit -- abandoned her while we went to replenish our supplies. Came back to rescue her.

Found out the succubi had been tormenting her, letting her mana replenish each day just so they could drain it out of her, treating her like a cow so that they could fill their plump bellies. But worse was the fact she was no longer chained up, she was now willingly nursing them, eager to feed the succubi.
She was still glad to see us though, because she needed our strength to break the chastity belt, because she needed so desperately to be used to give birth to more succubi for her mistress-slaves.

>>51897636
Only if the person that uses the imitation has skill to surpass the one wielding the original. Which you do not Shirou, you ass-pulling piece of trash.

>>51896900
Just put it in something you'll consume back, like protein power

Don't wanna lose those magical gains

>>51898980
Yep.

>>51896804
Does this mean the undead can't use magic, full-stop?

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>>51899493
Most undead? No.

Some have figured out a way to use magic by siphoning it off other creatures, like vampires. By draining mana from others through the blood, vampires can use magic, and their bodies will reflect that.

As for liches... I'm not sure how they do it, perhaps the ritual they use for undeath ties them into some otherworldly source of mana. Certainly it seems they've got potent magical attributes, according to my research.

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>>51899558
>implying

>>51899558
>>51899621
The dumb thing about Wiz is that the OTHER lich they meet looks like a rotting corpse

>>51891067
REMOVE DRAGONS FROM HUMAN CITIES!

>>51899811
the other dude was a corpse, but wiz has a tendency to fade when she isn't doing well, so she might be a more ghostly lich than a corpsely one.

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>>51899857
She's a succubus, not a dragon!

Don't believe her lies!

>>51891082

seconding this

>>51898138
Semen has a bunch of neurotransmitters like dopamine, oxytocin and serotonin in addition to stuff to counter vaginal acidity and immunosuppressive agents making it the most complex bodily fluid.

I don't think ingesting it does any good though.

>>51900136
REMOVE SUCCUBI!

>>51900136
EMBRACE DRA- SUCCUBUS!

>>51900192
>making it the most complex bodily fluid.
I would not say blood is particularly simple.

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>>51898885

these should be common since Lust and Gluttony got consolidated due to the budget cuts.

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>>51891067

>internalizing magical power into bodiliy fluids and body fat sacks on your chest.

Yall motherfuckers need hats.

>>51900946
Well it's a separate but connected thing.

A succubi strong in their own magical power has big tits.
A succubi engorged on someone else's magical power has a big belly.

You need to watch out for Succubi queens as they're usually willendorfian.

>>51901599
So
>>51898885 would presumably be a Succubus Queen?

>>51901637
Yeah, I'd say so.

>>51892063
With nips like that you could use them as natural piercing weapons, hot damn.

>>51901763
>Turns out her horns are actually headnipples as well.

>>51899100

That's far too magical realm to have actually happened.

>>51901897
This entire thread is magical realm!

>>51901931

Yeah but that last thing sounds like something out of Corruption of Champions before it went super furry.

>>51900192
>Semen
>the most complex bodily fluid.
saliva would like to have a word with that claim

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>>51896001
>Because only the male mages who aren't powerful enough to transform into hot wenches are visibly male.

>>51901897
Yeah, it was intended to be an in-universe piece, not a description of an actual game, because I may have experienced some fucked up shit in some games, but nothing quite that bad.

>>51894105
What guy mages?

Everyone knows only women can perform magic.

>>51902198
This would imply breast milk is more potent as a source of magic than sperm. Interesting.

>>51891067
Ancient Egypt is as far back as the meme goes to our knowledge but its probably older than writing. Its a strong meme.

Endowed assets, especially male ones, are signs of divine power.

>>51903126
What do you expect from a culture who believe their god wanked the universe into existance?

>>51904183
Sexy cat ladies.

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This thread has given me much to fap about

>>51899811
Apparently in the LNs it's revealed that she uses magic to maintain her bouncy form, which is why she fades rather than decays when low on Mana.

>>51898980
graphiteknight

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>>51901587
What happens when hat falls off?

>>51901587
Ok this pic inspire me
I will create an item based on this for my campaign
Thanks

>>51893936
There's also nipple magic, which when used with spellcasting levitation makes for some awesome if pervy fight scenes.

>>51894105
They wear robes, right?

Well, their fuel tanks are located a little lower and, man, does it suck being pent up.

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>>51905760
It would be extremely painful.

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>>51906517
You're a well-endowed girl!

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>>51906596
4DD.

>>51896761
First stone statue with a butthole I have ever seen

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If semen is packed with mana , Does thick smegma contain anything?

>>51906959
Does dried milk or coagulated blood contain anything?

>>51898637
>Every mage's face when someone makes a tit size stealing spell

>>51898662
I only just now realize the cat ears and tail

>>51901763
>Implying she needs to use them when she can crush steel between her thighs

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>>51907025
>Every mage's face when someone makes a tit size stealing spell
Something like this?

>>51891082
fuck off, snow varg

>>51907025
>>Every mage's face when someone makes a tit size stealing spell

>Magic duels have the combatants attempting to siphon off each other's mana, their breasts growing bigger and smaller depending on who's managed to steal more

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Surprise paizuri has not been brought up once.
gotta be some consequences of rubbing magic tanks and extracting mana, it might set off a chain reaction of sorts.

>>51898709
>>51898769
>>51898785
>From that day on magic lessons consist of the apprentice sitting in archmage's lap, cuddled up against her breast, nursing from her mistress's bounty of magical power as she lectures the young girl on the ins and out of magical theory
>Lesson ends when the apprentice has drank her fill of the thick, rich magic, only then does the girl's lips separate from her mistress's nipples, the flow of milk stymied to it's usual trickle leaving only a few drops to leak out from her impressive bust and run down the curve of the archmage's naked body or to soak into the nightdress of the apprentice
>Often they remain in each other's embrace for a while, the apprentice's head nestled between her master's breasts, listening to the older woman's heartbeat as she strokes the girl's hair and wordlessly hums a lullaby as the girl drifts off to sleep
>Eventually the master carries her apprentice off to her bed where they curl up togher and she drifts off to sleep as well

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>>51907908

>>51907908
>>51909949
>Paizuri, being a ritual that extracts a male's mana, (usually with it ending up all over the female mage's mana reserve) is a well known way to increase a female mage's current mana reserves as well as slightly boosting the size and potency of her mana storage, albeit at the cost of an equal decrease in the male mage's magical and sexual potency, a cost most female mages are willing to accept on their road to magical might

>>51891067
>>51891091

What about the male version of this... Wait now i know why wizards wear long robes.

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>>51910141
What happens during nipple fucking?

>>51894683
Because Megumin keeps chasing them away...

>>51894089
Fuck off, Donald. Your hands are tiny, deal with it.

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>mfw I just noticed this isn't /d/
>mfw this entire thread

>>51894105
They store their mana in their dicks which is why they wear long robes.

>>51910492
>Direct infusion of the male mana into the female's mana storage allows a much higher rate of absorption, after they're spent most male mages who preform such acts are lucky to remain with enough potency to cast a single cantrip or be able to reach climax ever again

>>51910614
Their balls.
Clearly semen and breast milk have mana infused proprieties

>>51910708
>>51910141
Why is this such a raw deal for male magi?
You better balance this by making stacked swollen breasts extermly weak to titty twisters and lactation causes them to heavily hemorrhage mana.

This hatred of small boobs must end. Small tits are beautiful.

>>51910793
>Why is this such a raw deal for male magi?
Partially to keep it lewd instead of outright sexual and partially because femdom/powerful females are my fetish
Also sorta a mix of >>51891917 and how many cultures saw magic as a feminine thing that naturally came easier to women than men


>You better balance this by making stacked swollen breasts extermly weak to titty twisters and lactation causes them to heavily hemorrhage mana.
Nah, they do leak near constantly though and most mana potions are just bottled breast milk, also drinking it straight from the tap is the quickest way for a low level mage to build up her mana stores

>>51910484

Well, that and Beards and fingernails.

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So if magical reserves are related to size of breasts would it be possible for a flat women to gain epic rack via use of beer funnel and mana potions?

>>51911031
no, she'd never have enough maximum mana to cast anything without her own breast size increasing.

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>>51898318
Kamitani is truly /ourguy/.

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>>51911397
Will he ever collaborate with life and hometown guy?
Ninjas also play by wizard rules.
seems fitting as that's what naruto made them into

>>51911476
It's all in how you use the mana.

You can channel it into works of magic, or you can channel it through your body, enhancing your physical attributes like speed and strength.

>>51911031
She'd have an easier time of it if she got a mana reserve transfusion through nursing.

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I think there should be at least some focus on Virility, Even if, by and large, women are far more adept at magic due to their sheer ability of liquid storage, that when a male excels, they excel!

>>51910484

One of the fun thing about male mages is when you realize they rarely wear tight britches.
Gotta let the balls breathe and grow.

>>51910793
If the balls and semen contain magical power, maybe Witches choose a quicker method to power.

Legend holds that Witches would hold a sabbat, where they'd have sex with the devil to become devoted to him.

So the initiate witch fucks the devil, he pumps her full of mana, giving her great magical power in a short period.

But he then gives her a familiar, as the mana was simply loaned. The familiar gets breast fed by the witch, gradually paying back the mana they borrowed, as the witch works to keep her power in other ways.

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>>51911587

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>>51911508
>>51911476
> captured enemy ninja are roughly milked of not just techniques but also of mana
>ninja are encouraged to capture each other in order to harvest rare genetic traits and "cows" that will be used to further strengthen the clan

>>51911587
Nah, they do make GREAT warriors though

>>51911678
I wonder if this is a general trend?
Semen's better for internal magic (i.e. enhancing your body)
Breast milk's better for external magic (sorcery)

This is why a lot of wizards are old men, compared to their younger female compatriots, because they have to spend longer to shift their magical usage.

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>>51908369

>>51911545
So would chaining up mages for breast-milk harvesting be a viable method to world dominating magical upgrades?

>>51911748
Would make sense

>>51912245
Yeah, evil overlords capture women all the time for this purpose.

>>51912245
>>51912627

And so begin a plot about how the heroes have to go rescue the beautiful but fallen sorceresses and replenish their mana supply on the way to fight the overlord's lieutenants.
HIRE ME, NASU.

>>51912809
>>51912627
>>51912245
>>51911545
>>51911031
Combine all of these and what you have is a circle of female mages milking themselves into a beer funnel at the other end of which is another female mage tied to a chair. Some sort of initiation ritual to a witches coven, the newest member has to drink all the other members dry for permanent increase of her own capabilities.

What the fuck has /tg/ done to my brain?

>>51913086
Ziggy zagi ziggy zagi oi oi oi!

>>51913086
Ah, you know what sororities are like in wizard school.

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>>51899558
>>51899621
Sexy corpses are the best kind of corpses.

>>51910610
/tg/ is a disguised ecchi /d/

>>51910610
>>51913553
Complete lack of dicks, though

>>51891067
Spellcasters spend all day indoors, reading books and snacking on junk food. As such, they're usually fatties.
The more a spellcaster studies, the more powerful they are.
The more a spellcaster studies, the fatter they are.
Tits are basically fat.
Therefore the spellcasters with the biggest tits tend to be the most powerful ones.
Yes, this also applies to dudes.

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>>51913419
word

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>>51913956
Damn that reads like the same author who worked up Coldsteel the Hedgehog wrote it.

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>>51910492
>nipple fucking
Anon, pls.

>>51914219
It's not even remotely as edgy though

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>>51913905

That also implies that the ladies are heavy set. They still probably move the weight around, as a matter of professional appearance. But then some witches don't care.

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>>51895735
There's couple exceptions to every rule.
Besides, linabutt more than makes up everything she might be lacking.

>>51914370
Anon, that's not heavy set, that's a fucking ball

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>>51891067

One of the mythological ways for a woman to acquire magical powers is by having sex with the devil, a demon, a pagan god or other horny male supernatural creature.

A woman who was more attractive to such a being might encourage them to have sex with her for longer, more often or more enthusiastically, therefore granting her superior powers. It might also be that such a being would perform alterations on the body of a woman who wanted that from them, to better suit their own tastes.

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>>51908369

>>51899558
Based qt Wiz.

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>>51914584
Sorry, here you go

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>>51914980

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>>51915008

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>>51915008

Ive got a few more on my phone that are a bit more pleasant

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>>51915025

This thread is awesome.

>>51915025
>>51915121
Stop posting

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>>51915315
No

>>51915025
MORE

>>51915348
Dude, if that's what you're into and what you want to discuss, why not just make a thread for it? There's nothing stopping you from making another thread, and if you frame it the way OP did this one likely you can find people who want to discuss and share images about what you're into.

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>>51915403
Well linking it back to what >>51913905
Said, and think about it from a the point that body fat cand store magic. Like calories, spellcasting takes lots of energy, wizards and witches eat a lot of high sugar/calorie meals to help with their casting, it stands to reason that body fat is a means to store magic for later use.

Also linking it back to the body fluid idea, larger bodies have more liquid overall.

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>>51915235
It's amazing what comes out when everybody's discussing a fetish while being pretty chill

>>51915510
Until the fatfags show up, that is

>>51915510
>titcow in dirndls
My dick is diamonds.

>>51894696
Honestly, i'd say it does. She literally told her friend to powergame her build, and instead he gave her back her favored one.

That actually says a lot for megumin. Thats pretty selfless of both of them.

Plus, there's a reason she specializes in explosion magic as well. Its the magic she was saved with once upon a time by a specific mage.

>>51915544
Eh... It's better than sharing the thread with Shitsune posters.

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Is mana storage native only to humans? What about magical beasts?

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>>51915488
So you're saying that tiddy monsters are optimizers as and landwhales are Minmaxers in this universe

>>51915671
The strongest magical creature would probably be some multi-tit monstrosity

The god of magic manifests as nothing but a giant pair of breasts

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>>51915821
Do they link to the elemental plane of milk?

>>51915859
Best plane

>>51915859
Normies would read 'Elemental Plane of Milk' and find it quirky or funny or weird, but the fact of the matter is 'Elemental Plane of Salt' is a thing.

>>51915944
Isn't that 4chan?

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>>51915965
More like the whole internet by now

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>>51915965
I guess I walked into that one, didn't I.

Well done, have some tiddy.

>>51891067
Watched the first episode of this. Fenrir is best phone gag, "What size are you?!" "D for Dragon!" very humorous. Unrequited Yuri is a new twist (in my experience) for these "magical creature lives with me" shows.

Probably not worth subbing Crunchyroll though.

>>51916069
>Fenrir

It's Fafnir! Fafnir god damn you!

>>51902226
>implying men and boys in nomadic tribes don't practice primitive blood magic instead

>>51896758
Like turn you into a frog?

>>51909949
Source?

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>>51915944
Even if that were the case I think it's a bit of a stretch to assume an elemental plane of a specific organic compound. Does an elemental plane exist for every possible organic compound? Succubi have begun their research into elemental planes.

>>51916368
i don't think there is an Elemental Plane of any of the words you're looking for exist. Elemental Planes, Inner Planes, by their nature, are focused on concrete matter or energy based concepts.

Now, layers of the Abyss, on the other hand...

>>51913956
Even if she is a zombie the anatomy of that pic just makes me cringe. It's amazing how that artist still managed to become ultra famous with his manga.

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>>51916625
Porn-lite doesn't need accuracy

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>>51916259
Mature Quest.

>>51912809

Needs more clam and general shellfish analogies. You also need to overelaborate scene descriptions in a really oddly parsed fashion.
Just channel David Weber but as if his native language was german, not american.

>>51916069
If it helps, there's also a lesbian loli dragon.

>>51914439

Lina's titties were only small by early 90's standards, by modern japan's current designs she's positively buxom.

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>>51916802
Kanna is the best part of the show

>>51895735

Lina had above average sized tits. They just ridiculed her for some reason.

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>>51917084

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>>51910799

Her eyes make her look like she's had a stroke.

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>>51910913

Flat is justice

>>51916801
>Just channel David Weber but as if his native language was german, not american.
Holy shit, that explains so much about his books now.

>>51917444
>>51910913
Yes, yes, we're all aware that there are men who like to look at 9 year old boys in drag. Doesn't mean you need to run your mouth on it.

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>>51917628

Children are gross. I actually don't like megumin, she just happened to be relevant to the thread so I used that pic.

Small breasts on adult women are great.

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>>51917684
>small breasts
>adult women
Pick one

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>>51917748
What about Kobayashi?

>>51915859
The elemental plane of milk is PART of the goddess of magic anon, and it'd only by her permission one may enter it

>>51917839
She grows a dick via dragon magic

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>>51917914
Oh... OH!

>>51895764
The beard. Have you ever met a great wizard with a small beard? No.

>>51917839
Kobayashi is supposed to be androgynous so she's more relatable to male viewers as well as female. In fact her gender is only brought into account when it's funny or to remind you that she is, in fact, female. They even made her a tomboy. The upside is that she got five times the personality of your average Monstergirl protagonist.

Also this happened: >>51917914

Fight me on this one y/u/rifags.

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>>51917914
wot

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>>51917748
Your response and example are top tier. Well done, anon.

>>51918160
Only for two chapters, and mostly as a gag. It was basically the same as the one episode where the MC becomes a girl in every harem anime ever.

Kobayashi wanted to fuck her even more though, which was great because it made /u/ collectively disgusted that their precious Yuri was tainted.

>>51918268
>Tooru "You can't! If you do that, I'll do her!"
>Kanna "Lewd..."

>>51918268
>Kobayashi wanted to fuck her even more though, which was great because it made /u/ collectively disgusted that their precious Yuri was tainted.
>it made /u/ collectively disgusted that their precious Yuri was tainted.
This made me laugh an evil laugh.

>>51918440
Yeah, I saw the thread. Puking anime girls and everything.

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How do doragons fly with those tiny little wings?

>>51918528
Dragons don't break the laws of physics, they just operate on a different set of laws of physics.

>>51918528
Dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.

>>51918528
It's flying with the small wiggle of its tail. Those flaps are its external gills.

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>>51918605

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>>51918631
Kanna is the cutest chromatic

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>>51918649
>/v/
Needs more rampant anger

>>51918649
These two represent the most /u/ the series has gotten. Kobayashi is the straight man, and tooru plays the role of her loyal servant... so their relationship is pretty damn tame.

Honestly, this series is "Everyday life with DragonGirls" with an emphasis on "Everyday Life" rather than DragonGirls. It's also the comfiest anime of 2017.

>>51918831
>Loyal servant
>Not sex slave

>>51894244
You can use a fucking glove you retard.

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>>51918894

>>51894244
>AlexJones/10
Good enough to earn a response, but that's about it.

>>51916686
>Mature Quest.
Any good?

>>51916669
Wtf is this from? Image search ain't pulling shit

>>51919211
It's an edit of a panel Daily Life with Monster Girl. The manga and anime are pure drek, which is too bad because the idea of demihumans and monster races show up an integrating to modern society could make for a good story.

Monster Girl is just one-note waifu bait.

There are some rather fantastic mana tanks in it, so that's worth a look at least.

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>>51913956
>>51914219
>ZOMBINA the Zambo
bio: zombina was born with a special power. she was stronger than all her classmates in the mon fighting academy. she served in the mon military fighting darling and in the final battel against darling they were fighting and darling turned her to the harem and zombina turned against ms. smith and killed her. she lost her eye in the battle whish is why one of her eyes is different, pls stop PMing me askin me why thats why. also stitches arent for bitches fuck manako everyone knos your a fuckin sniper slut fagot

likes:hurtin people, bein badass, guns, nine inch nails(the band), killing, death, black metal, booty shorts, brains, darkness, hot boiz with nice chests who are sluts, ninne inch nails(on finger), stitches, red hair (cool kind not tumblr kind)

dislikse: niceness, happines, levis, tio from mon fuck you tio stop showin evryone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit, bike cop, short nails, manako (mono-eyefaggot), sunshine, life, doppel, football

(c)undead_gurl84

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>>51919315
>The manga and anime are pure drek
I respectfully disagree.
>which is too bad because the idea of demihumans and monster races show up an integrating to modern society could make for a good story.
I think you want demi-chan, which is an anime airing right now.

>>51919315
So there's no porn in it? Disappointing

>>51919444
It's ecchi

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>>51919444
Bro, if you want Cow Girl hentai, just find the cowgirl tag on Nhentai or sad panda.

Squid girl tag is criminally empty though.

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This was a nice thread

>>51919832
We should have more like them

>>51919443
Good, someone responded to it before I could.

Demi-chan's pretty good, and of course the succubus is best girl.

>>51919925
>>51919832
We used to have them more often, back when /wst/ was a thing.

Now all we can do is fetishpost in /pfg/ in order to troll all 20 Pathfinder players who actually want to play it, and occasionally have nice threads like these.

>>51920035

>We used to have them more often, back when /wst/ was a thing.

Good riddance.

>>51920172
Fuck you. This thread was wonderful, and was more positive than just about any thread up this week.

>>51920277
through dick, unity

>>51920277

More meant /wst/ dying.

If it meant less of good threads like these to get rid of that cancer? More than worth it.

>>51920375
I hope you get passed whatever horrible events in your life that turned you into the fun vampire that you are.