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> Your party has been hired to deal with a strange threat - a group of dreadful musicians.
> The church assures you that their music comes from the Hell itself, while their "singing" resembles incomprehensible, animalistic growling.
> People are concerned about how they're turning youth rebelious and teaching them disrespect to tradition and authority.
> Their followers, whose numbers grow every day, are dressing up in all black and decorate themselves with imagery of skulls and demonic symbols.
How does your party deal with this new threat?
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>>51890733
Nothing.
What are they going to do with a bunch of kids who don't know how to do anything but bang their heads all day long?
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>>51890733
"Are there any mages?"
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>>51890773
Introduce them to mind altering substances, turn them into cultists, summon their unholy masters.
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>>51890773
We going to start a revolution.
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>>51890733
Join them. Nothing can overcome the power of ROCK!
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>>51890733
By making my own cult.
The cult of cool.
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>>51891285
What if I make a cult that's cooler than being cool
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>>51891427
What's cooler than space?
Nothing.
Yow!
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Well, I would counterattack with a german bard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlryy08JrdA
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>>51890733
THIS
FUCKING
GAME
FUCK, ONE OF MY WORST DAYS ON THIS PLANET GOT WORSE BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING GAME
HOLY SHIT, THAT DAY WAS LITERALLY HELL
MY STEPFATHER WAS PLAYING THAT TRASH THE WHOLE DAY, AND ONLY TURNED THE VOLUME UP, NEVER DOWN
FUCK
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>>51892431
Your stepfather sounds like an ass, But don't hate this game for that alone.
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>>51891567
Space is pretty fucking hot.
When I think of freakishly cold things, my mind generally goes to superconductors.
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>>51890733
First I consult the Bard to see if he recognizes this genre, to make sure it's not simply exotic folk music from the distant East or South.
Then I have the Paladin Detect Evil on both the equipment and the performers.
Finally, I utilize my alchemical prowess to whip up a truth serum and use this in the interrogation of the performers.
Once everything turns up clean, the troupe will continue on their way otherwise unmolested, and the Church will have to face the evidence that there was no infernal threat to the world, merely a growing youth counterculture with poor taste in clothing.
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>>51890733
We attempt to negotiate the musicians' surrender. When they refuse, we beat them into submission.
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>>51890733
Upon witnessing them live and having our fucking faces melted we offer up our services as security and go on tour from town to town
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