I'm running a parody campaign for D&D and I need some

>>51885609
Niggers

>>51885609
Being a monster is a job. Low level mooks are minimum wage service industry workers. Lt.s are frustrated/incompetent middle management and boss fights are totally detached corporate owners.

>>51885609
Dragons can breed with anything.
Celestials can breed with anything.
Infernals can breed with anything.

Start mixing.

Dragon Slime.
Celestrial Owlbear.
Infernal Marmoset.

Its kinda basic but if you are creative you can think of something. Hell, if you want homebrew something.

>>51885684
Didn't say horror

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>>51885609
Welp, just copy monsters from Munchkin

You'd be hard pressed to think of goofier creatures than some of What's already in the early edition monster manuals

Alright, hear me out.

Modrons.

Modrons that speak in Moonbase Alpha speech.

>>51886086
Dragon slime sounds kinda cool.

>>51885609
EVER PLAY EARTHBOUND?

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>>51885609
Did you think it would escape us?

An old one. Have the players run into a beholder, only instead of attacking, just have it ask

"why the fuck do you only have two eyes?"

Then make it friendly, and honestly curious about the party

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I guess you could say beauty was in the eye of the beholder

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>>51885609
A fabulous wizard on his unicorn.

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>>51885609
Vampire ducks

>>51885609
The local mayor is facing defeat in the upcoming town election.
He wants the party to go into the nearby woods, to locate a hermit Jerrymancer, said to be living there, and persuade him to help the mayor get re-elected.

To aid in the ritual, the Jerrymancer needs the party to go to the Tree of Liberty, deep in the heart of the forest, and carve from its branches three exit poles.

>>51885609

Make the campaign as if it were a TV show.

Like in Galaxy Quest, or something of the like.

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>>51885609

>Animated Gazebo
>Near-sighted beholder
>Owlbears, which are only just bears the size of owls.
>Zombie Clowns.
>An entire themepark dedicated to making visitors believe they're REAL adventurers, including disgruntled, underpaid workers dressed as monsters throwing cardboard "gold" and blue XP tokens.
>A succubus who doesn't feed through sex, but instead feeds through making people laugh. Each time the players laugh, their characters gain negative levels.
>A proud scavenger, who can trace his long lineage back ten generations! Each was also a scavenger.
>Bearded dwarven women.
>Goblins who grow into burly orcs when the [moon's full/touch water/are fed after midnight]
>Every smith in the world looks exactly alike and seems to know the players
>A Kender whose soul desire in life is to be taken seriously.
>Gold that sprouts legs and crawls off on its own.
>Giant living vegetables who only eat meat.
>The Terrasque Comedy is just tragedy graced by the passage of time.

>>51885609
Rad!fem and man!fem gnolls vs MRA gnolls.

The Bri'jet mine of kobolds that don't make traps in the traditional sense. They make, "traps."

People think there's a mad wizard in the wilderness making horrifying abominations. Turns out there's a celestial who's opened a heavy petting zoo for those with more expanded tastes and virility/fertility.

A dragon-run, dragon-operated exotic smoking lounge, complete with low, bass-y music.

>>51886279
that's as retarded as you are

>>51887174
Thats genius.

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>>51886328
Best answer in this thread DESU.

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>>51885609
Minitaurs. Miniature minotaurs.

>>51888068
In skirts. Totally putting those in skirts.

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>>51886202
Just play Muchkin.

>>51887310
Thank you for the memes. They will be used well

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>>51886086
>Infernal celestial draconic tarrasque

>>51887174

>Character has to roll Charisma
>If they crit fail, their character gets axed by the producers and they have to roll a new one

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>>51885609
Read all the April issues of the old dragon magazines for inspiration. They made a lot of joke ideas and monsters. They got shit like this one NPC "The adventurer's mother" who has an ability to call the adventurer's first, middle and last name to get over here right now and the player has to pass a will save or be compelled to run towards the NPC.

They also have joke and useless magic items, like the disintegrating ring which disintegrates off your finger when you try to use it as well as other silly shit.

I always looked forward to the april and hallowen issues the most. they always had the more interesting stuff inside.

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A hoarder dragon. It's just like any other dragon, but it's got a lair full of clutter and trash instead of treasure. It insists that it doesn't have a problem. It's up to the players to stage an intervention.

The local Pun-Pun is bored, because he faces no serious challenge anymore. He begs for a death that, due to his abilities, the players cannot give him.

The Mary Sue Supreme shows up. Eight half-breed templates, an overly tragic backstory that involves multiple instances of rape, and a fucky build (gestalt samurai/truenamer who uses monkey grip to dual wield scythes) is recommended.

Go read the plot synopsis for Hardcore Henry. Have a recurring NPC along the lines of Jimmy. Have him run into dangerous situations and die repeatedly, acting out a different character archetype each time. (Edgy antipaladin, dual scimitar ranger, retarded bomb-chucking goblin, caveman-IQ barbarian...)

>>51886086
Just have a table of monsters
Roll a d(tablesize) twice. Encountermob is the offspring of the two rolled monsters.

>>51888757
With Great Wyrm Red Dragon, Solar Angel, and Pit Demon lineage.

I made a campaign where for one session the players went into an alternate universe, where basically all the laws of nature were fucky. I used a lurker above, which is literally a monster that pretends to be the ceiling until you walk under it and the flail snail, which is exactly as dangerous as it sounds. Get close to it and you'll get a bruise, but its a fucking snail with flails instead of a head.

Then theres always the famous calzone golem

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>>51886517
>the BBEG was here all along

>>51886328
>New Age Retro Druid

>>51888551
Miniature skirts?

>>51885609
Owlbears, but they're bear-headed, furry, and are the size + have the body and limbs of an owl.
Or, Owlboars.

>>51891375
So just a small bear then?

>>51891325
Minitaurs in mini skirts!!!

>>51891533

Do you know what a bear looks like?

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>>51885609

I love this picture but I have to subtract a point for missing the dwarf's visible eye.

Having players roll a spot check when fighting animated objects. Success reveals it is in fact just men in black clothes holding the objects going "OoOoOooo" since there is no real magic in the dungeon, they're all just playing pretend.

>>51885609
Dire Flumph.

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>>51887310
>there's a whole guild of Kender mages

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>>51885609
Shrunk Aboleth in a Goldfish bowl.
Minions wheel it around in a toy wagon.

>>51885609

Have everything in a room be a mimic. Every piece of furniture, every carpet, every tapestry, even the sconces should be mimics holding a torch.

All except for a proudly displayed ornate chest.

Have that be real, but all the contents should be mimics except for a single bag of gems. Except all the gems should be lodestones, except for a single luckstone.

Have the door to this room be covered in notes inviting them in, but with a single note that says "DON'T GO IN THERE"

Watch all the Home Alone movies. Make a Kobold Dungeon where the PC's are the burglars.

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Beholder who can't figure out how to manage his antimagic eye. Keeps trying to do shit but none of it works and he gets increasingly frustrated and starts crying.

A cursed portable hole. Dexterity check when accessing to pull out the intended item. If you fail you instead pull out a handful of spaghetti, reducing your charisma to 3 for ten minutes.

A wizard invents a spell that can instantly create a golem made of a named material.

Before he can finish the spell to specify that the material must actually be a material a group of invisible kender terrorists steal it and start casting it randomly.

They quickly realize the bug in the spell and start creating memory golems, laughter golems, love golems, epistemology golems, future golems, and more.

Golem golems.

4chan golems.

Sex golems.

Christmas golem.

Patriotism golem.

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>>51885609
for inspiration check out literally anything written by Piers Anthony.

At some point have the players board a magical vessel dubbed "The Censor".

Nothing seems out of the ordinary at first but when the players (in character or out of character) swear, talk about anything overtly sexual, do anything violent, or take Bahamut's name in vain they are zapped for damage by the ship until they behave.

>>51891750
A DM did something like that to our party once. Except it was an entire town where everything smaller than a house was a mimic and all the people were doppelgangers. It was very difficult to get out of bed at the inn.

>>51891964
I should run a game in Xanth, maybe have some incarnations show up.

Minoclown

It's a minotaur that just wants to entertain kids, but its lust for the blood of female virgins gets in the way of its balloon blowing, squeaky clown shoe waddling desire for fun

>>51885609
The legendary equislax, a rabbit with the body of a horse and the head of a horse.
The bifurcation 2-headed snake.
The "Grippler", a Grippli grappler. Imagine a manic Kermit in a luchador mask.
Reverse harpies: fat sparrows with human limbs, to scale.
A dragon that has bees as a breath weapon.
A hydra whose heads sing like a barbershop quartet but inevitably fall into raucous disharmony as new generations of heads develop conflicting musical preferences.
A troll wearing a magical blindfold that he cannot remove as well as a similarly cursed "kick me" sign, featuring the beautiful calligraphic of a bored wizard, which makes the troll unusually vulnerable to kicks.

Posh awakened dire badgers, roused to indignant action.

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>>51886279
aeiou

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RNGesus as a boss.

If my group is anything to go by, the funniest monsters are ones intended to be melodramatically serious.

>>51885609
The legendary Rap dragon. Instead of an elemental alignment, he breathes out sick-nasty raps. to defeat him you must engage in a rap battle for the ages.

Read through Futurama episode synopses until you find one where the very premise makes you laugh. Figure out how to turn that into a fantasy adventure hook.

Now come up with some funny NPCs.

Now, on the party's way to do the thing the plot demands of them, have some of their shit get stolen by kobolds in such a way that you're certain they'll want to follow.

These are weird kobolds forced out of their original tribe because they came up with the wackiest, most absurd traps ever. Some are deadly and some are totally ineffectual, but all are inefficient and hilariously offbeat.

One trio of kobolds is basically the Three Stooges.

The PCs never actually get back to the main story.

>>51893536
There is no main story, only memes

>>51892391
It would be fun for each PC to roll for a unique talent. Some things probably OP like females exposing panties stunning all male creatures within 30 ft for 1 round once per long rest

A quantum alignment wizard in the dungeon. Whatever alignment the PCs think he is, he is the exact opposite. If/when they change their minds, he immediately shifts to remain opposite of what they think, and if necessary justifies his wild swings of behavior as increasingly elaborate plots.

>find him chained up in a dungeon
>set him free, thinking he's a prisoner
>it was actually a brilliant plot to blend in and assassinate everyone in their sleep after stealing and hiding all their valuables!
>party wakes up, manages to kick his ass
>right then, a giant red dragon flies overhead. The wizard yells for everyone to play dead
>when it passes over, he surrenders and explains that he had a premonition that the dragon was coming in his dreams, the only way to avoid getting slaughtered by it was to make it look/smell like everyone was dead and broke
>etc.

Oh, and the party can never either let him out of their sight or kill him, because either way the paladin will immediately fall - either for setting an unspeakably evil necromancer loose on the world without trying to stop him, or for killing an innocent old man.

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Skelecopters.

>>51885609
A dungeon where everything is a mimic. The doors are mimics. The chests are mimics. The monsters are mimics. The walls are mimics. The floor and ceiling are mimics. All your feelings are mimics. The players are mimics. I am mimic. You are mimic.

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use this

>>51897292
I... But... Who is the genius that made this?!?

>>51897319

Fucking newfags.

>>51885609
Make them play as monsters, then have a group of murderhobos hunt them.

A troll of a Lich. Based a green text I read. Basically all of the plots and plans the lich decides it wants to do are purposefully pointless. An elaborate super secret and serious plan to steal every third lamp post in the kingdom, only to launch them at the party for giggles. A town filled with tint frogs that explode when stepped on and sing 'camptown ladies' etc.

The party is in fact the b team, a team is ahead of them in every regard and the party is there to clean up after them/be poor because they exist. Bonus points if the a team is following the plot (and actions) of a previous campaign that the players have played together. More bonus points if they legitimately the A Team.

A party of monks that are basically the TMNT who's only goal is to open up a pizzeria. The party is trying to stop them for reasons.

Have a somewhat serious campaign that ends with the PCs fighting/killing the players behind the characters with the GM as the final boss.

The players work for a vampire that sparkles, any time twilight is mentioned he flips the fuck out.

Ye olde Dragon Force. Party of bard uses the power of rock to conquer the (music) world.