>The dungeon has a bath Let's share random dungeon-bath

You and your party get into the bath. The water is clear and relaxing. Suddenly, bath piranhas appear. What do?

Eels

1) The water is actually acid
2) The water is actually a slime goddess
3) ???

>>51850811
Can't go wrong with some sort of mirage babes that try to convince you to stay forever and then suck out your souls

>>51850811
The bath is enchanting and relaxing. If a PC relaxes into the bath, a wailing and singing only they can hear comes up from the water. If they look down they will see beautiful women (or men) grasping for them, begging to come under the water with them. Any PCs that have not entered the bath or have otherwise entered the bath but not settled into it will not see or hear these beings. The beings will grasp on to those PCs that can see them and try to drag them under the water.

>>51850811
it's a magical bath that has just the right temperature.

And no downsides, the only downside is that nobody trusts baths in a dungeon so noone ever bathed in it.

>>51850811
Alternatively, instead of a spooky encounter, you could do a humorous one. The party comes across a group of adventurers already in the bath, stripped naked and sipping on goblets of wine. They are harmless and silly-drunk, and try to tease the PCs into getting in with them and having some wine.

Before entering the water, you decide to probe the pool with your spear... you find nothing.

Then you toss a rock into the pool. It sinks into the liquid, almost as if it was water. The ripples look normal...

You take a small metal ball, and throw it into the pool at speed. It makes a satisfying "thunk" as it hits the bottom. But... it could still be trapped.

You probe again with your spear, feeling along the sides. You find no strange objects, creatures, anything.

Finally, you dip a toe into the water, immediately taking it out and backpedalling 5 feet in your paranoia. Nothing happens.

...Sometimes, a bath is just a bath.

>>51850972
The water is actually jelly. Tastes delicious.

>>51850811
The bath water is a gelatinous cube that slowly becomes more acidic and viscous the more time you spend in it.

The bath ladder is a mimic, it only becomes aggressive when someone tries to climb it, not descend with it.

The load-bearing statues which support the roof of Atlas are actually golems.

>>51850931

Are you me?

Cause one of my dungeons has a waist deep section they have to wade through and to open a door they have to pull a lever which also unleashes a swarm of piranha on the party.

>>51851112
>after all this double-checking, you realize you can just enjoy a nice hot bath
>you open the hot water tap
>cold water comes out

>>51850811

Tis actually a green ooze

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>>51851153
a jelly goddess?

>>51851112

I'd pay to watch a movie (or even a short film) about a fantasy story told as if it was being played by a D&D group. The level of non-sense could harm your brain though

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>>51851153

Hi Mr. Peanutbutter

>>51850811
>The bath has an [intelligent monster] as an attendant. He went away to take a leak and only returns when the PCs are already relaxing in the water
>He indignantly demands they pay for the service. And should the PCs decide to fight he won't wait until they put their gear on.

>>51851237
Today, you embark upon an adventure. Last time, we saw the dethroning of a mad king. However, it turns out that the mad king was merely a pawn of a much greater threat, something that plans to destroy the entire continent.

Our adventurers are Bubkis the Besmirched, a noble who once was in line to be the king of a small country, but had his birthright stolen from him.

Lena D'mor'mi'sen, once a noble, was in line to become the queen of a small country, before she embarked upon a life of adventure.

Robert Shoemaker, once a noble, once in line to be... king of a... small...

...Gore Kill Maim, Ah, there's one interesting one. An orc barbarian who... was also... going to be...

...

You meet in a tavern.

>>51850811
The bath feels just right, but is actually a super cool liquid that will cause hypothermia and death within minutes.

>>51851237
There's Record of Lodoss War.

>>51851237

There's Gamers, Dorkness Rising

>>51851362
not a big fan of anime, is it about overdramatic special-snowflake teenagers?

>>51851424
No more overdramatic and special snowflake than an average D&D party.

>>51851391
thank you, gonna check it

>>51850811
The master of the dungeon comes to take a bath, only to find adventurers in his bath, roll initiative.

>>51851201
>the cold water from the tap marked "hot" instantly renders the entire bath freezing cold
>you open the tap marked "cold"
>boiling hot water comes out and instantly renders the bath too hot to bath in

Wat do /tg/? Dare you brave the inscrutable puzzle of the bath taps?!

>>51851491
Open both of them at the same time.

>>51851491
Open "hot" tap, close, go explore a bit, come back when it's cooled down.

This one time we had to pass the bathhouse in a dungeon and a squid monster who lived in it wouldn't let us pass unless we gave it the Paladins underwear, very uncomfortable experience for all.

Needless to say I shot it in the face with a lightning bolt.

>>51851199
Isn't there a phobia that talks about fears of things eating you when you're in water¿

> ixitxachitl
> knew she wanted me
> imagine a smirking face over there, i can't be bothered to find a pic for such a shit thread

>>51851424
No, it's played surprisingly straight. Deedlit (the elf) can be a little annoying at times, but far more so in the English dub than the original Japanese.

Also, Ghim (the dwarf) is the best character, hands down.

>>51850811
The water tries to rape them. No, it doesn't take humanoid shape, and it doesn't form a phallus or anything. It just tries to rape them, while staying in water-shape.

>>51850811
OP is that bath in ...Bath?

>>51851040
soooo? dont look down?

>>51854004
We told you not to use a slime as a bath sponge.

>>51854004
sauce?

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>>51851231
>No, like, for instance, if you-- if I say peanut butter and...
...Goddess.
>>Yup.
Right?
>No, jelly.
Am I right?
>>Jelly? I was gonna say...
You like to make a Goddess out of jelly?

>>51850811
The water, unbeknownest to us, has magical abilities. The site of the bath seduces our weary party as we begin to eagerly undress for a much needed and wanted moment of relaxation. The bath itself is pleasant, ornate and the water feels warm and sensual to the touch. The magic begins to work it's way through our sense as we begin to feel revitalized and tantalized by eqch fluid moment. Our party has become close we all begin to think, very close and our minds wander on how much we appreciate one another. Thoughts become actions as we assist in cleansing one each other and hands begin to wander. From one moment to another things become rather sexual as we are stroking each other under the water. First on our arms and thighs but then in our most private parts. It feels good we all think. The light in the bath grows dimmer but still visible as we all begin to lose ourselves to one another in this magical bath.

It's a pool of water. Three feet under the water are 10 gelatinous cubes. Their refraction index is the exact same as water rendering then virtually invisible. They move smoothly and barely make a ripple

Do Goblins bathe?

>>51851658
So it's freezing cold, you used the wrong tap dingus

>>51854388

Yes, but I'm not gonna say what exactly they bathe in.

let's just say it's a white liquid that's really good for the skin yes, that's right, it's ass' milk

non-noble goblins that can't afford this often end up with nasty dermatological conditions that make them seem uglier than they naturally are

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>>51850986
>Can't go wrong

>>51851098
Do this and watch the PCs murder the harmless adventurerers

>>51854293
>edited version

The water, unbeknownest to us, has magical abilities. The site of the bath seduces our weary party as we begin to eagerly undress for a much needed and wanted moment of relaxation. The bath itself is pleasant, ornate and the water feels warm and sensual to the touch. The magic begins to work its way through our senses as we begin to feel revitalized and tantalized by each fluid moment.

Our party has become close we all begin to think, very close and our minds wander on how much we appreciate one another. Thoughts become actions as we assist in cleansing each other and hands begin to wander.... From one moment to another things become rather sexual as we are stroking each other under the water. First on our arms and thighs but then in our most private parts. It feels good we all think. The light in the bath grows dimmer but still visible as we all begin to lose ourselves to one another in this magical bath.

The party members all climax, and the magic wears off. Ashamed, we all put back on our clothes and return to our journey through the dungeon trying to forget what just happened. We all try to simply put the past behind us...

However...

The bath has an altar with a statue of a woman draped in white cloth. Using the bath removes poison, disease, and other impurities. Supplies for cleaning the bath are located nearby in a cabinet.

Making a mess of the bath or defiling it earns the wrath of the goddess, who curses the offender with foul body odor, parasites, and itchiness until he or she returns to tidy up the mess they have made.

Peeping on others in the bath against their will earns you permanent blindness.

>>51854548
End your life post-haste.

>Electricity trap

How would you do it?

>>51854126
That does look like Aquae Sulis
Fun fact the water is only green because its in the sunlight and the bath hasn't been cleaned for centuries

>>51854126
Yes, it is.
t: Not OP

>>51850811
Wait, Somerset city or Roman social meeting place?
It's pretty neat how the georgian architecture mixes with the roman

>>51854004
Someone has to tell me were this is from

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>>51850811
>the dungeon has a bath
>in fact, it's THE bath for the dungeon
>everyone gathers there like a watering hole, treating it as neutral ground
>PCs can meet with and taunt the dungeon BBEG right there in the bath
>but god save them if they try to get into a measuring contest, as they will not survive the permanent -5 morale penalty

>>51856525
>Georgian architecture mixes well with the architecture it was based on
weww lad
also there's nothing genuinely Roman left in Bath

>>51854004
this was a good one

>>51850811
Why the fuck would you do anything with it?
You are breaking in to the home of dangerous monsters. This is like doing a home invasion in fucking rural Texas and stopping to use the hot-tub or some shit.

Act like a fucking professional.

>>51856774
As a meme my players sometimes roll 1d10+TB to determine cock size, and I'm adding morale to our next campaign--will definitely have to consider adding comparatives to damage\bolster morale.

>>51856935
Wat is it

>>51857269
An h-manga wherein an elf bathes in a slime

>>51857298
Name ?

>>51857481
https://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=0&f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=0&f_search=%22english%22+%22slime%22+%22elf%22&f_apply=Apply+Filter

I gave you three good keywords you idiot

>>51857495
Okay

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>>51850811
>It's the Elder Brains Brine pool

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>>51850811
>Party goes into bath
>Water is cold and murky, feels like there's something oily in the water


BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>take a bath since no one's around
>suddenly door opens
>guards come in, chatting
>tell us to GTFO immediately
As it turns out, we'd found a roundabout way into the local guard HQ while exploring the city's tunnels.

>The bath looks warm tempting
>Upon getting into the bath, the illusion is broken
>It's actually a ball pit!
>It's filled with disgusting peasant children, each suffering from some cold or flu worse than the next
>They want to play with you
>Runny noses and sticky fingers everywhere
>Half the balls have snot on them
>At least one of the kids has taken a shit in here
>They all stop crying for some fucking reason
>Jesus fucking christ make it stop
>Where are their fucking parents?!

>>51861421
>Start, not stop. Though a shitload of crying kids suddenly stopping all at once would be pretty chilling.

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>Return to town group in tow after finishing off a dungeon
>In the process of selling off loot
>DM makes mention of how our characters have become quite dirty
>Really seems to be plugging for this bathhouse
>Made sense to all of us though, so we take a well earned break
>Ordinary fan-fair for a bathhouse, but while one of party-mates is buying our ticket in, we notice a picture of a half-orc with the words "DO NOT LET ENTER"
>Think nothing of it
>Finally given our bath
>We all describe our characters just relaxing
>Something weird happens
>Our calm state of mind is interrupted
>HEY GUYS! HOW'S IT GOING?
>Some dude enters the bath with us
>It's a half-orc
>This fucking guy actually brought a plate of fish, that looked to be uncooked
>As he ate the shit, chunks of it where flinging all over the place, hitting us sometimes
>One even fell in the water, he ate that fucking thing too with an added loud GLOSH noise
>Before we can tell the guy to get lost a sense of something terrible strikes over us
>The half-orcs face suddenly gets red
>HHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGG AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH UGGGGHHHH
>A brown mist starts forming up underneath him
>Our characters flip the fuck out and haul some serious ass
>Except the monk who not only failed the reflex to jump out but ends up failing the fort save, throws up in the tub while receiving acid damage
>Before anything more happens a bunch of guards storm in the place pointing at the half-orc screaming "THERE HE IS, GET HIM!"
>OH SHIT GUYS! I GOTTA GO!
>Half-Orc busts out of the tub while shit and piss is still spewing out of him
>Guards are slippin' and sliding taken tons in damage
>We all stand there completely baffled because apparently this guy has done this kind of shit in numerous other bathhouses, becoming notorious for it
>Find out later through coincidence that this dude subsists off nothing but pickles and pickle juice.
>His room being completely stacked in fucking pickles jars
>mfw

Yeah.

>>51851237
Doraleous and Co.?

>>51862345
>This fucking guy actually brought a plate of fish
>Find out later through coincidence that this dude subsists off nothing but pickles and pickle juice.
?

>>51862684
Pickled Herring?

>>51850811
>go into the bath
>dive under so that your face is submerged
>suddenly it is like you are on land and you are breathing air
>everything except the bath is now water
>you cannot leave the bath because you will drown

>>51851199
How do the piranhas bite through plate or mail?

>>51861478
>The illusion is broken! They are ghost children!

>>51856878
Isn't the Kings Bath too hot for humans as it's the bath built above the natural spring itself?

>>51851094
Bath caretaker is actually just a bath caretaker. Just struggling to make ends meet, offers very low prices for his amities and services, given nobody come to his bath and those that do assume some a trick and run or try to kill him. This has given him insane combat abilities as he has to fight monsters off and mistrusting adventurers. As he continues tirelessly to make his bath house famous and revitalize the area as the areas economic has tanked since some evil warlord built a dungeon here centuries ago, before that it was a empty field with some poor ranchers. But he got the land free and it is in a tax exempt zone, so once things pick up he will be doing great, long term planning type of guy.

Built it and they will come.

>>51864111
Who wears that kind of armor on a bath?

>>51865491
They need to wade through it to open a lever, not to have a bath.

>>51854554
>Peeping on others in the bath against their will earns you permanent blindness.
How can you avoid "peeping on others"? It's a bath. Everyone is naked by definition. If people are unwilling to be seen naked, they shouldn't be there. Unless you mean people looking in on the bath from outside at a distance.

>>51854673
>the bath hasn't been cleaned for centuries
Why the fuck not? Isn't that a public health hazard, to just leave centuries-old stagnant water sitting around?

>>51866122
Actually if there is no energy input then things can't grow. Lack of sunlight stops plant microbes and thus no animal micros can eat, over time they all starve or reach a near harmless dormant state any reasonable immune system can handle.

There are rare exceptions like viral agents and those extreme microbes. Chemical toxins are another matter entirely, those never seem to go away and just about always dangerous.

Basically if the water is clean to start with and nothing gets to it given how remote it is, then nothing can make it dirty.

So under the right conditions leaving century old bath water is actually surprisingly safe.

>>51866355
Well, even if it's safe, you'd think they might want to clean it up to make it into some kind of tourist attraction. "Experience an authentic Roman bath!"

>>51850811
Don't have anything for in-dungeon baths, but I did have an instance of the party base having a spacious bath
>playing online in discord chat
>myself and another character accidentally put our opposite-gendered and one-sided hatred characters into the bath because we posted within five seconds
>decide to roll with it
>other guy tries to have his character react in typical tsun "don't look at me perv" style
>my character points out he really doesn't care either way since he's already got a gf, but nonchalantly covers his eyes anyway because no one wants a fight in the bathroom
>situation diffuses itself, she gets in the opposite end of the bath
>actually friendly conversation occurs between the two
>>51850972
>The water is actually a slime goddess
How did you know my secret fetish Anon?
>>51851201
>>51851491
How did you know my personal hell Anon?

>>51850811
AD&D had an adventure that involved going to meet dwarves who lived in an ogre infested mountain. The first ogre the PCs were likely to meet would be caught off guard and easy to ambush, but doing so would likely involve killing him just as his mates get near enough to notice and raise the alarm, making the mountain stupidly hazardous to go through and full of all sorts of dangerous intelligent creatures.
The reason for the loads of different intelligent creatures? The mountain is host to amazing hot springs and the ogres just turned it into a private bathing club for man and monster alike, but since humans tend to freak out about monsters none have ever learned of this not-so-secret secret.

So I would make the trap not a trap at all, just a situation where the PCs can be assholes who ruin everyone else's fun.

>>51864664
It is built above a natural spring, no idea what's the temperature

>>51850986

Yeah, suck out the souls. Suck them out hard.

>>51866077
"Against their will" is the key phrase.

A mixed group of men and women getting into the bath are fine. They agreed to bathe and been seen together. If the women go in the bath and tell the men to wait their turn, then one of the men peeps, he is blinded.

>>51850811
The bath is actually filled with milk, and moving around too much turns it into butter.

>>51867175
> How did you know my personal hell Anon?
I live in a post-Soviet country
Shit like cold water going out of hot water taps, sudden heating shutdowns and other assorted "fun" stuff is part of the norm here.

>>51854593
Electric eels.

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>>51850811
>The adventurers are crawling through a dungeon, trying to find the BBEG and stop his ritual to summon a long dead evil god
>The PC enters through a dark, damp room
>Suddenly the BBEG appears before them, in full regalia
>"Are you here to stall? It won't help you!" taunts the noble paladin(female) of the group
>The BBEG laughs loudly, his voice booming through his helmet
>He throws off his armor, revealing a swimsuit underneath, as torches around the room magically light themselves and reveal a large bathing complex
>"Foolish mortals, can you not see that this is the ONSEN EPISODE?"
>Fanservice shenanigans begin
>The BBEG washes the female paladin's back in a vaguely erotic manner
>The female barbarian doesn't believe in swimsuits, much to the embarassment of the healslut she loves to bully
>The bard succesfully woos henchwoman #37
>After the PCs have been bathing for the runtime of an average anime episode, the Dark God is brought back to life and commences an age of darkness

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>>51862345
Nice shitty copypasta.

This is the original you shamelessly have ripped off but told worse.

Do not trust this traitor. Shun him. Mock him.

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Bathing nymphs, of course.

Save vs. death or keel over on the spot.

>>51870599
Oh, wow thanks. I was actually looking for this.

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>>51851491
>>51851201
Looks like it's my time to shine!

>>51850811
>a minor god of cleanliness takes issue with your summoner's pet Otyugh and the generally unhygenic state you exist in due to adventuring constantly, and decides to "cleanse" and "purify" you all, body and mind
>you should probably kill it before it can do that

>>51851424
Fun fact, Record of Lodoss war is actually a dramatized version of a tabletop campaign.

>>51850972
>2) The water is actually a slime goddess
On a scale of 1-10 how much of a magical realm did I just enter?

>>51872579
This guy gets it.

In the middle of an Ancient Rome-themed dungeon, there is a bath with distinctly Japanese features.

>>51875074
>"Ah-ha!" shouts the party's archaeologist. "I knew it! Cross-cultural contamination between the Path of Heaven trade route societies extended FAR beyond the areas immediately bordering the official endpoints of the route! This is the discovery of the century!"

>>51874455
Depends on if you get in the bath or not.

>>51875152
Go read Thermae Romae

>>51875196
Honestly that looks pretty sweet. Certainly better for a lighthearted "rule of funny" game than my tinfoil-hat-silk-road thing.

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>>51875152
>Neither Italy nor Spain nor Portugal nor France nor even Romania, all true children of Rome, have any significant bathing culture left
>The only place in Europe with a real bathing culture is fucking Finngolia
How is this Justice? You'd think Napoleon and his eternal boner for everything Roman would re-introduce public bathing and calling it totally Awesome and Republican.

>>51867681
Personally, I think a bath goddess would be more about teaching her followers to be open about their bodies and to be okay with people looking at them, instead of ruining a person's life for a fairly innocent misdeed.

>>51866420
You used to be able to bath in it up until the 1970s, but there's this microbe in the water that's extremely dangerous; led to the death of a young girl.

>>51879864
Public baths used to be really common actually; nearly every town in Britain had one in the early 20th century, but with modern plumbing, the need for them died away.

>>51880112
Plus modern body modesty and taboos against public nudity.

>>51880131
Ironic, considering Western culture almost encourages being a slut compared to the more restrained Nip culture.

>The Dungeon has a bath.
>The bath has a trio of beautiful, nubile, naked beauties.
>With Hammerspace.
>And Super Strength.
>Reflex save vs. flying pianos.

>>51857495
>exhentai

The pool is actually gender bending pool; the longer you stay/bathe in it, the more feminine you become up until becoming a real girl.

>>51873216
There's something I haven't seen in a while.

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>>51881028

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>>51854105
>jets of water shooting up your bits
You know what happens to people who misuse shower enemas, right?!

>>51857033
A rural Texan can't clear a dungeon in under 5 minutes.

>>51880144
Level of acceptable nudity doesn't really have anything to do with promiscuity.

>>51881035
what if you're already a real girl

>>51879864
>Romania
>true children of Rome

Are you actually serious

Romanians are descendants of mountain herders who migrated o present-day Romania from the mountains of the west Balkans. They claim to be descendants of Romans and Dacians, but no substantial archaeologic find has been found to prove this.

Of course, Romania would never ever admit that they aren't glorious romans.

>>51881182
There's a pool of masculinity next to it; it does the reverse.

>>51881035
>Step 1 in "how to play chicken with your DM's magical realm"

>>51881172
And most nudists love to go on and on about how non-sexual it all is.

>>51881229
They speak a latin language.

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>>51881081
>mfw he turned out to be the single most effective villain in the series

>>51881035
Ranma izzat you?

>>51879864
>how is this Justice?

You speak of Justice? You will know only the justice of the grave, and the true meaning of fear.

>>51850986
As long as they suck it out of my dick, deftly and at great length.

>>51850811
I'm surprised nobody mentioned this yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

>>51850972
>2
I start taking levels in Cleric & make this dungeon my home.

>>51850811
I feel like something like this should either be obviously suspicious or completely benign.

You should want your players to interact with things for the sake of roleplay, outside of pure combat and strict questing. Something like the idea of taking a bath is a purely roleplay-ey pursuit that should be encouraged. If you spring some devious and enexpected trap on players who are trying to roleplay then they are more likely to be afraid of trying to do so in the future, which is bad.

On the other hand trying to take a bath in the middle of a dungeon is kind of dumb and making the whole thing obviously dangerous isn't a bad idea either. Just don't go the route of making danger non-obvious when the only lure is roleplay because ultimately it leads to players deciding that roleplay itself is a danger.

That of course does not mean you shouldn't make devious and well hidden traps. There's no real danger of scaring your players away from seeking loot and XP.

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>>51861421
>>51861478
I might actually steal that for an Unknown Armies game. Thanks.

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>>51861421
>>51861478

Having the bath be a one-way portal to Dashcon sounds like the worst sort of trap to spring on players.

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>>51850811

>bath has a sahuagin in it
>it loves hugs

>>51881102
Nope.

>>51884479
Water pressure >2 psi can rupture the colon and kill you.

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>>51850811

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>>51854548
>>edited
>unbeknownest
>Literally the third fucking word.

>>51850972
>2) The water is actually a slime goddess
Bathe daily then

>>51881035
Then my trap cleric is going to stay in just long enough to not become a real girl


>>51874455
Yes, it's a fun one though

>>51870502

This actually almost happened in a game of Maid i was in once.

I ruined the ritual by eating pickled cherries and hired a dead god to work as the master's personal chef.

>>51857495
Wtf is that website only a picture of a sad panda?

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>>51887367

>>51887367
Look up how to bypass the sad panda.

>>51881121
>he doesn't play Texans
The only bad option is the "Keep Austin Weird" archetype

>>51881035
Had this happen once, being a shapechanger, I had no save. The rest went opposite for up to a week, but I could pop a use to change. After a bit, I would change into a female of yet another race.

>>51850811
Bathing skeletons attack you with their excellent towel whipping skills.

>>51881035
>combine this with >>51872579 and >>51850986
>the mirage nymphs can only reproduce by turning bathers into more of their own kind, which is accomplished by enticing said bathers to stay long enough that their souls leak into the water, transforming them and binding them to the spot

>>51850972
What's the goddess's domains?