>As a result of a powerful curse, your blood now turns to

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>>51836587
>As a result of removing quests, your board is now frequented by reposting shitfaggots

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>>51836606
>As a result of being banned from /d/, your board is now frequented by mlp shitfaggots.

>>51836587
Golden Showers take on a whole new meaning

>>51836627
>>51836587
>>51836606
>As a result of failed condoms, 4chan has to deal with the 3 of you now

Would it cause a vampire to choke to death if they tried to feed off of you?

same image same prompt

>>51836704
They get gold fangs.

>>51836695
> As a result of abortion clinic personnel being on an extended holiday, this thread has been bumped by this faggot right here.

>>51836587
Hey, this thread returned.

Still going with the Blood Mage answer.

>>51836728
WE WUZ VAMPIRE LORDZ N SHIET!

>>51836587
I'd go fuck with some vampires.

>tfw female

>>51836728
>nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

>>51836587
Still not a curse. Still free woundsealing.

>>51836587
So..
>Geomancer?

>>51836587
As a result of a powerful curse, you can now only repost the same shit thread nobody wanted in the first place over and over again.

>>51836587
1 cup of free gold per... Week or so?
Sounds like a fucking curse there, OP.

>>51837009
Free gold if they capture you and bleed you.

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>>51836587
>cut someone's hand
>cut my hand
>shake hands
>the virus spreads
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDFINGER
HE'S THE MAN
THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

>As a result of autism some retard will complain about what constitutes relevant threads on fucking 4chan of all places.

>>51837148
>nobody wanted

citation needed
why is this bad

>>51837253
>Start an order of knights
>Everyone must accept your ''gift'' if they want to join
>Be known as the order of the golden blood
>Fuck bitches everyday

>>51837301
>>51837253
Also, that's a bitching coagulant. Every time, you get cut, the blood turns to gold and automatically seals the wound.
That's fucking rad as hell.

>>51837349
>Bleeding gums.
>Capped teeth.

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>>51836746
>not COUNTZ

>not posting the most gangsta bloodsucker

one job

>>51837565

>one job
>4 fingers

You have failed the Count, proceed to the highest point of the castle and leap from it.

At last, I can afford 40k

>>51838133
I was looking for a picture with one finger up, but I couldn't find one with the cape on full display and a proper album cover pose.

>>51836587

>As a result of a powerful curse, this shitty thread gets posted every week.

>>51837349
Not actually that good. Assuming it comes out and hardens like room-temperature gold, you'd have a painful clot that gets in the way of actual healing, and every time you remove it blood flows and it reforms.

>>51836587

Does internal bleeding count? Like say you have an occult bleed in your intestine, or a deep nosebleed causing blood to pour back into your throat.

"God-damn it, I'm shitting gold again"

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>>51836587
>binge all of the sad panda
>fap so hard you're cumming blood
>literal moneyshots

>implying you won't get imprisoned by first bigger power that will know about your curse (bandits, royal guards etc)
>implying they won't milk you out if your blood forever until you die either out of exhaustion or being old

but everyone is so clever. goddamn edgelords

>>51841319
Pretty much this. It will happen every time.
Enjoy prison with your two bleedings a week or whatever until you die or the curse disappears.

If your jailors are smart, they'll feed you well, so at least there's that.

If they're dumb you might have a chance to escape, but probably not since you'll be so weak all the time and most likely they'll just fuck up the bleeding and kill you.

>>51836587
PLOT TWIST! When the gold exits your body it immediately heats up to the temperature necessary to be that liquid, ie about 1100 C or 2000 F. Your newfound wealth will all be spent on healing 3rd degree burns

>>51836606
Worth it. I have never looked back.

>>51837253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSVms6cT9nk

>>51837299
Greentext shitposter-tan would suck on any other board, but /tg/ has the magical ability to turn his shit into good threads. Sometimes you really can turn lead into gold.

>>51837268
I remember that retard, he got so roasted!

>>51836704
>vampire
>choke

>>51836587
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva