>/tg/ >biggest medieval weapons hipsters on the face of

>>51741117
Is that battletoads?

>>51741117
Whoever wins, we lose.

I'm waiting for some chubfuck to start going on about messers.

>>51741117
The blender.

>>51741412
Can't pat yourself on the back for knowing it despite its "obscurity", not a /tg/ weapon.

>>51741117
Easy. Guy on the right wins. He has the high ground.

axe toad has the high ground, he wins automatically

>>51741117
The frog that has the high ground.

>>51741117
that's me on the far left

>>51741117
Depends which one can actually use the weapons they gush about I guess.

>>51741117
It's not even close. The frog on the right side is almost twice as big as the others, and it has a brick. It can probably kick it at the other two and kill them both before they even take a single hop. Bottom frog isn't even looking at him. I guess hoping he'll take his sad, sidelong glance as him begging for mercy and he'll be left alone. But just look at the cruel glare right frog is giving him. There's no mercy there. Not for anyone.

>>51741117
Rocktoad, he's clearly a hero since he's standing on a rock.

>>51741440
I know nothing about exotic weapons, I don't give a shit about exotic weapons, when somebody tries to show off by mentioning exotic weapons I ask them why they didn't spend the time wasted on reading about them on getting a life.

>>51741117
Well, according to Fire Emblem rules, axe beats lance beats sword beats axe.
But the axe frog has a bonus to attack and defense from terrain, so it would survive sword frog's attack.
Axe frog wins.

>>51741117
Spears always win against anything.

/tg/ told me so.

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Isn't it obvious? Axe Frog.

>>51741117
one with the meme axe seems bigger than others
i'd bet on it

Non of them have shields. Spear frog would dispatch both of them quickly.

>>51741564
You could say, he's a big guy.

>>51741117
Axe. He has the high ground.

>>51741117
Axe toad loses because he's unwieldy and will strike at I1, sword toad wins because there are no power spears. What's their save? Does axe toad have an invulnerable?

The 4th frog holding the camera will win.

>>51741883
You could, but it's all relative.

>>51742031
>what is the power lance in the BRB
>what are white Scars power glaives in HH

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FAG

>>51741117
I don't know who wins, but I know that we lose. Frogs are already terrifying little ninjas, teaching them to use weaponry can only end in mankind's demise.

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>>51741624
>>51742454
Joined the thread because I recognized the weapons, they come with shields too. and catapults

>>51741117
>bigger
>weapon with obviously better metal
>high ground

It's to see if the others 2 team up on him though, but frogsword doesn't look psychologically ready for a fight and might jump away.

>>51741530
Was going to post this.

But seriously, my money's on the lancer.
I like long odds.

>>51741117
Swordfrog has the most noble bearing, but appears to be wielding his weapon backwards so I'd count him out, he may not be used to proper combat. Spearfrog has the advantage of reach but he lacks the high ground, and doesn't even appear to be facing both his foes. Axefrog has the high ground and appears to be the largest of the three, so my money goes with Axefrog. All in all though, we would be the winners if we were to witness such an amphibian display of gladiatorial combat.

>>51743565
>All in all though, we would be the winners if we were to witness such an amphibian display of gladiatorial combat.
This anon is objectively correct.

Just give me a khopesh or a messer and Ill DESTROY any other fat fuck with an english longsword

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>>51741117
I can tell you who loses it: the frog with the sword. He has the lowest reach as well as the low ground.

That means it's a battle between the frog with the spear and the frog with the axe. The one with the axe has the advantage of higher ground and, with his head being so low to the ground, has a very easy time defending himself. However, the frog with the spear can also remain out of reach by virtue of his spear's length.

Here it depends on the skill of the frogs. The question becomes whether the frog with the axe can jump down and bring the full force of his axe down on his enemy before the frog with the spear manages to intercept him.

If I were a betting man, I'd put my money on the frog with the spear.

>>51741117
They'd never use those weapons. Generally the bigger toad wins, cannibalistic bastards they are.

>>51741132
FPBP

>>51741117
>that pic
Kekism is a religion of peace!

>>51741453
Don't try it.

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>>51745752
Shut the fuck up dude.

>>51741117
The one with the spear of course.

>>51742031
Axe toad is in cover. The other frogs don't have grenades and thus strike at initiative 1

>everyone dies

>>51745752
>this gigantic faggot

>>51741117
Axe toad, because he has the high ground

>>51745752
And how might you know it's from the leddit front page, hmmm?

:^)

>>51745752
>this much projection

>>51741117
None of them since they aren't actually holding the weapons.

They'll just sit in the same spots trying not to move in hopes the giant thing that shoved plastic weapons in their hands will go away.

>>51745752
>hello fellow 4channers.jpg

>>51747553
Having fun there?

>>51747578
Oh loads of fun. I'm hoping to buy a whole set of custom lego weapons and make a battle set of these frogs.

There's plenty of them in my backyard after it rains.

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>>51741883
for (You)

>>51741520
Same reason you are sitting there ranting instead of getting your own life.

>>51741132
Kek