Your party enters into a random room in a dungeon and suddenly

>>51676453
Waste my turn admiring its finely-crafted legs, and then get shredded by its horrible blades.

Warhammers were made for enemies like this.

>>51676453
I activate my almonds and prepare to grapple.

>>51676453
Spread my wings and take off....there is a limit.
They don´t pay me enough to fight this horror.

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>>51676453
>tin man
Oh FUCK NO

I still have nightmares about these assholes from my lv1 run of Order of Ecclesia.

>>51676453
Quick draw and fire revolver.
I'm going to die anyway, so I might as well try to harm that goofy monstrosity.

Trip its left leg, pry apart the top for a hot coffee break

>>51676453
Trip it, turn it onto its left side
Spinning blades make it helicopter away

Time for my pet rust monster to play!

I'm throwing my marbles at its feet and then proceed as usual once it falls over.

>>51676453
...what the hell is that thing?

I cast slay living when it's within melee distance. Beat a 26 fortitude save or die.

>>51676453
PSI Rockin' Ω

>>51677186
Are you quite sure its 'living'?

Dodge right, lift him up by his left side, and let my buddies shoot him while he can't do shit.

>>51676613
>>51676655
>>51676938

you fools, can you not see that its powerful legs are immune to tripping or slipping? Those gambits have cost you your lives...

This construct appears vulnerable on its left side as long as I stay to its left (my right) I am safe.

>>51676453
Throw a rope into his Blades.

I used Cressagrim to defeat it.

>>51676453

I cast meteor storm and hit it with all four balls

Hard to beat 320 fire and 320 bludgeoning damage, even with resistances.

>>51676453
You forget my characters whole gimmick.
Carrying a tower shield on each hand and wearing one on the back. TURTLE FORMATION.

>>51676453
I just make sure to stay on his left side at all times...

>>51676453
Slide to the right
Criss-cross; Criss-cross
Cha cha real smooth; Let's go to work

I attempt to grab the handles of its spinning blades, forcing the robot to turn around at high speeds instead of the blades.

>>51680648
>it starts to speak
>"Three hops this time!"

>>51676453
Can I just rotate around on it's left side?

I accept my death with grace

>>51679786
Uh, if you're talking about the 5e version of Meteor Storm, that's not how that works...at all. A creature can only be affected by one meteor per casting. To be honest, do you really need to have a sidenote to tell you how ludicrous that kind of damage is for any GM to allow it?

I cast grease, and watch it fall down.

>>51676453
Regret my decision of walking into the Amber Temple

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>>51676453
>one knife is facing inwards, one knife is facing outwards

i wonder which way the third ones facing

>>51686514
It's facing your death

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The origin

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>>51677186
>Using slay living on a construct

>>51676655
>let's turn this walking death blender into a FLYING death blender!
Genius...

I shall call him Stabby and he shall be mine and he will be my Stabby.

>>51676453
I use my psychic powers on the local townfolk and bring them in to take the attacks until the blade is dull.

No time? Good thing I thought ahead, I always have a few dozen meat shields at hand for a time like this.

>>51686627
>indestructable chasis
>incredibly stable lightning fast movement legs
I'm guessing the Mk1 version of the muderbot did not have these features.

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>>51676453

Now comes in bronze!

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The blades actually rotate in this direction, how does this affect your plan?

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>>51676453
>Modern campaign
Hello there, I have slugs for you

>>51676453
Cast grease on the ground directly in front of it. Thing's at a dead run and has no arms, so odds are it's about to end up on its ass. Once that's happened, we can leave or nuke it from a distance. No sweat and all for the price of a level 1 spell

>>51676453
Cast Banishment
Seal the room
Tell no one.

>>51689729

Well that does make it less dangerous seeing as how the lower blade we can see actually has it's flat facing outwards for some reason. (artist mistake I assume)

Of course if it's spinning fast the odds of that mattering are very slim.

>>51676453
Time for a shocking grasp!

>>51676453

I urinate on it, as it is a machine, it will short-circuit, destroying itself in the process.

>>51691065
>I urinate on it
That's your solution for everything, Mark.

>>51689532
You... you diabolical Genius!!

>>51689759
what do the slugs do to stop it?

Cast Lodestone’s Touch on my least favorite party member. He or she is now magnetic. I hope that thing is magnetic as well. Should buy me enough time to escape.

>>51686514
The blades spin.

>>51694084
oh spinning blades as well as the helicopter shit. fuck those guys man.

>>51676453
I grab my knife and spin my right arm wildly, charging it. Clearly we must face eachother on an even field to determine who is truly suited to be Party Murderbot.

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>>51676453
Post music you'd think would play when engaging in combat with this thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRMhkXq4JQQ

>>51676453
Stay on its right side

>>51694793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM

>>51685374
I've heard about situations that can't be resolved with grease, but I'm yet to encounter one.

Cast Grease using an acid vial as a material component, then cast Acid arrow while the robot is knocked prone.

>>51676453
Fire my plasma pistol and draw my power sword.

Electrify

>>51695393
You idiot! You've just made it go faster!

>>51676453
My warblade hits it with the Ancient Mountain Hammer strike. Problem almost certainly solved.

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>>51676493
>core breaks apart
>oh thank god, at last
>turret pops out

>>51693770
The slugs are all well trained paratrooper sappers and will break into it and turn it off...in a couple of turns.

I mean theyre slugs.

>>51695627
But you're not in melee with it and if you do you lose.

>>51694969
Catch a greased pig

>>51676453
Dodge to the right and tip it over.

>All these fools trying to dodge to the right

Don't you guys see the cylindrical body? The body will rotate as well.

>>51694793

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMhLPiG1juM

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Google seems to be telling me I should drink it.

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>>51676453

>You confront Combustion Robot and its cohorts.

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>>51676453
I cast nuke.

>>51676453
Blink to the nearest door and close it in it's face.

Fucker's got no hands, he can't open a latch with a helicopter arm made of knives.

>>51676453
>Assemble the kender voltron

>>51676453
Levitate it with telekinesis
Use it as a weapon against my next foes

>>51692161
But what is his solution to cleaning urine off his shoes?

>>51702265
RUN YOU DUMMY ! GOOGLE MEANT RUN !

Scream. Like a bitch.

>>51681352
Having those powerful legs kicking at your face seems more dangerous than those little spinny knives

>>51703125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFU6zwV47Q4

>>51698007
At least you can leap over it at that point and plink away the last of its health

>>51694793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ABzwzdtpGk

>>51676453
Well its smile shows that it clearly is excited to have visitors and only wants a hug. I oblige it and attempt to time my embrace so as to wedge my shoulder under one of its unfortunate limbs