daily reminder: modern fantasy is dumb because people would

>>51624391
daily reminder: classic fantasy is dumb because people would just ruin monsters' asses with swords, bows, and magic

>>51624391
daily reminder: modern fantasy is dumb because people would just ruin monsters' asses and bury dungeons with catapults, trebuchets, and ballistas.

daily reminder: fantasy is dumb because people

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daily reminder: people are dumb.

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>>51624391
dragons are just being too fucking lazy to get rockets and bombs of their own. they're sitting on piles of money, they should be putting that shit to work for them and join the ass-ruining military-industrial complex

all these dragons are just hobbling around with their ruined asses, you'd think one of them would get the point. it's not like it's so awesome to fly around if it means that chads down on the ground just get to point at you and say, yeah, sure, he *looks* impressive...but wait until you see his ass. see, he's flying away

dragons who can't keep pace with technology deserve what they get. the struggle is real

Just make make the dragons into necrons, instead of just beasts, they are hyper intelligent autists with hyperscience but they also have magic.

The only reason we are alive is because of a dragon alliance to protect men, they enjoy our autistic products like vidya, anime and tabletop, getting rid of us would get rid of that.

They ocassionally kidnap hot chicks to fuck.

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Daily reminder: there's nothing preventing monsters from getting rockets, ATGMs and bombs of their own.

Daily reminder: Humans are the real monsters

>>51624391
>monsters could be rare in number but super fucking strong
>not all monsters are evil and many joined civilization
>there are hard counters to technology that monsters hard counter

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Daily reminder: incorporeal monsters exist and modern tech can't do a goddamn thing about the shadowpocalypse.

>>51626664

They can use flashlights, or some sort of hi tech radio to contact a plane of angels.

TLDR we shitpost so hard god sends help

>>51626738
Angels ownly work on unholy monsters
Shadows are not unholy
Thus the angels get rekt

>>51626840
Look man
If it walks like a soul-sucking eldritch monstrosity and it quacks like a soul-sucking eldritch monstrosity...

>>51626867
is it a duck?

>>51624391
Daily reminder it just takes one wizard to mind control the US president and get him to nuke you

>>51624391
That's because people are retarded.
The creatures should get resistances to damage and elemental resistances, but prolonged overwhelming firepower would still probably destroy them.

>>51624391
Only some forms of modern fantasy are dumb. Forms of modern fantasy that think through what rules are in place and what the resulting world are like are usually smarter than what OP thinks.

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>>51624391
Once ever reminder: dragons can mate with anything.

>>51624391
>modern fantasy
>JIDF wankery anime
>humans are the best
OP is a moron.

>>51624391
Wrong.
https://youtu.be/Wg7bjwEXp7Y