Rolled 7 (1d12) Which setting would you like to live in, /tg/?

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>>51599265
So I'm one of this guys then! Though I guess that in adventure time, is hard not to be something awesome.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>51599265
I'll give it a go.

Stars Without Number.

>>51599861
>Recurring Character

Friendly Imago Dei AI Captain it is then.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>51599265
I'll give a shot at Star Wars because why not

>>51599952
>Journalist

Guess I'm the R2 to some hotshot pilot

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265
>Star Trek

>>51600014
Perfect. I get to be a human, live out my life in luxury without lifting a finger, chill out in my holo-room and have the main characters rescue me from danger I never even knew about.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>51599265
Fuck it, I'm gonna go general Kaijuverse that includes Godzilla, Gamera, Kong, etc.

>>51600038
Great, I'm a bystander.

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265
I hope I'm not a lowly goblin or jace.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>51599265
Ivalice

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>>51600214
I guess I'm a goblin now, my life will at least be interesting now, if not at least very short.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>51599265
Fuck it, I'm going with Batman: BEYOND

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

Any setting with keikaku doori would be nice
but it'd be extra nice if it were one where I didn't have to worry about getting murdered, so I'll say NGNL.

Rollin'

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>>51600943
IT BEGINS

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

i didnt look at the list of results beforehand and now i just want to think of the world with the strongest hero/villan

i could go with tolkein and be a cooler melkor
or dragonball super and be a god of desturuction
i could pick doomverse and be doom guy
40k and be the reincarnation of the empourer
Star wars darth vader
list goes on

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>51599265

one piece

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>51602482
lol loser.

I'll roll on One Piece just to show you up.

>>51599265
Worm setting.

Bystander here I come.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>51602533
shit, forgot roll

Rolled 4 (1d12)

My homebrew post-apocalyptic eldritch incursion high fantasy cosmic horror political commentary deus vult crusade setting.

dice+1d12

star warsrs

>>51599265
"Dice+1d12"

>>51602658
fuck

"dice+1d12"
??

>>51602664
thanks, it appears that i'm retarded and managed to fail twice

"Dice+1d12"

Dice+1d12

Dark Souls. Time for hollow

>>51602734
>>51602713
>>51602658

it appears i'll just go hang myself then

>>51602739
help, I'm a newfag

>>51602773
In the options field

Adventure Time!

>>51602748
You have to put dice+d12 in the options field.

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>51602780
Lmao and after that I forgot to actually put it in

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>51599265
Ace Combat

>>51602775
why does the tutorial post call it the email field?

>>51602807
I suppose I was born to fly a Fishbed

gay

>>51602775
why does the tutorial post call it the email field?
Anyway, Dark Souls.

BIRD FIGHTER

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>51599265
Samurai Jack.

>>51602971
Eh, could be worse. I'll just get by in the crazy advanced world and tell tales of the samurai.

>>51599265
Dice+1d12

Sakura Clicker

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>51599265
Avatar TLA verse. Let's see what we get!

>>51603041
A-am I the new avatar?

>>51599400
What the fuck is the point of this gif? 3 frames don't need to be animated by themselves.

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>>51602358
Dice+1d12
aw shit son, Player two incoming

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

Let's do this!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>51599265
Give me Ace Combat as well, but one of the cool ones like 5.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>51599265
Animal Crossing...
Let's hope I'm not resetti.

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>>51602358
>>51603085
Neither of you actually rolled

>>51602658
>>51602664
>>51602713
>>51602734
>>51602739
>>51602748
>>51602773
>>51602775
>>51602780
>>51602831
>>51602854
>>51603011
Shamefur dispray

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265

I dunno I'm pretty happy where I am.

Lets go with something comfy where I can use modern knowledge to dominate a market...

My DnD campaign

Rolled 3 (1d12)

give me a setting with cool henchmen like warcraft

hopefully I get to be a defias pillager

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Literally any option means I get to live in the future and watch cool races all day.

F-zero is an underrated setting.

>>51603477
oh woops, forgot to roll, i swear i know how

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>51603477
ok this is getting embarrassing

>>51599265
(1d12)

King Arthur mythology please

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>>51603477
>>51603494
>>51603503
>>51603545

>>51603545
Shit my newfag is showing. How do you roll

>>51603575

>>51603590
>>51603575
Options field dumbass.

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>all these people fucking up something as simple as dice

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>51603590
Son of a bitch I'm embarrassed right now

>>51603622
And I roll a one. Fuck you God. I'm a fucking peasant in medieval england

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>51599265
Lord of the Rings just because I'm a Tolkien fan and it's (relatively) down to middle-earth.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265
Eclipse Phase.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

Lets check it

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

TES, Cyrodiil Dynasty, The Reach

Imma teach the Reachman to PRAISE REMAN

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>>51603769
>9
Any idea what this one would be in TES?

Rolled 2 (1d12)

I would love to be in the Endless setting, it wouldn't even matter what kind I'd get. Though elder scrolls would be nice as well.

>>51603857
you'd probably be skilled in something like wizardry or thievery, as opposed to being a hero who goes around fighting in dungeons all the time

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>51599265
I'm going to take my chances in the land of Barovia

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>>51604008
Great, at least it's par for the course

Rolled 4 (1d12)

Let's take a swing at it

Going for Forgotten Realms, Baldur's Gate to get specific

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265
Warhammer 40k because, why fucking not?

>>51604067
Well ... im a fucking servoskull or something

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>>51604027
>>51604008
If you wanted a good result, you should have chosen to roll better.
Into the trash you go!

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>>51599265
CATastrophe. Journalist.
I get to travel,write articles about divers and the things they find as well as articles about local foods. Jackpot.

>>51604084
This is my home now

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>51599265
rollan for jojo

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>51599265
Cowboy Beboop

>>51604103
ayy we a brojo

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>51602482
>>51602500
Take me out to sea with you!

>>51603315
We can forgive the newfags, but the asshole lying about what he rolled needs to fuck off.

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>>51604099
Indeed.
I'll just be up here with the other Twelves, scoffing at you from on high... Peasant!

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

The answer is always pic related. It's almost impossible to go wrong with this shit.

>Despite being full of monsters, the world is safe enough that you can just throw a ten year old out into the forest to live on his own
>Free health care
>Mom never seems to need to work and trainers have to get money from somewhere, so the economy seems to be in good enough shape to where people have some form of universal income
>Any actual villian force is innefective to the point where children can take care of them, and they seem to have a good rehabilitation system if those prior Team Magma/Aqua guys are any indication
>HOT DAMN I GET TO HAVE A COOL FIRE DOG FIGHT A PUNCH CRAB

Rolled 1 (1d12)

Dragon Ball.

>>51599265
So a Banana Guard, eh?

https://youtu.be/jZKLaD66PQs

>>51604152
Welcome to the Dumpsters friend. You will learn to make do here like the rest

>>51604142
Someone hasn't read the Pokemon Special Manga, which is basically the 'true' style of Pokemon as it was originally intended.
Pokemon and people die in it, my dude.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>51604166
God damnit.

I'll try again for Pokemon.

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>>51604152
This is what your life is now.
This is your future.

>>51604189
Abandon all delusions of control.

>>51604189
>>51604196
>>51604202
Fuck it I'm going home

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>>51604189
There are no re-dos, anon
You anger the Dice Gods with this heresy, and it will be misfortune in the rest of your life if you don't repent immediately and apologize.

The Dice Gods are fair, but vengeful. Do not tempt their wrath.

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>>51604181
Yeah, nah, I choose the anime universe. Nice try with your genie bullshit though.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265
The Culture.

>>51604258
Except with your roll, you're a muggle.
You're going to work a 9 to 5 office job, and the only difference is that the power plant that powers your cubicle will be full of kids catching electric pokemon while you do data entry for Sylph Co.

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265
I wish to be a magical girl!

>>51604265
Oh no, I have to live the life of an ordinary citizen in a post-scarcity near-utopia. Whatever will I do.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

Warcraft

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>>51604216
>Gods
Heretic

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

Lets see how I do in magical germany.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

Rolllioooo

>>51604310
Dead farmer. Got it.

>>51604316
>>51604310
>>51604296
>>51604265
Why are there so many 6's?

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>>51604316
Eyyyyy baby pisspoor soldier or civilian.

Maybe i'll do better in the sequel.

TES
Don't need to roll because my understanding of the setting on top of being an outsider will let me achieve CHIM anyways

>>51604323
Because no RNG is truly R unless it can roll twenty ones in a row.

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>51599265
Let's see

>>51604323
Because there's lots of mediocre people in the world.

>>51599265
Eberron

Ooo

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

JUST

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>51604358
Hurf

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Rolled 5 (1d12)

Katawa Shoujo

Rolled 1 (1d12)

I'll try my luck for Fire Emblem.

>>51603622
>>51604008
>>51604152
>>51604372
>>51604392
We will make our home here in the refuse. We will grow strong. Then we will overthrow the bourgeoisie!

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>>51604280
Did you read anything in my previous post? I already work a 9 to 5 office job now. In pokemon world I'd have free health care, two to four pets around me at all times, I can walk home alone in the dark with significantly less chance of getting stabbed, and my work is apparently laid back enough that I can have friendly competitions with random people that wander into my workplace.

You're trying to argue that living in POKEMON LAND is less desirable then living in the real world. I'm not sure what you're expecting to accomplish here

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>51599265
the problem with most settings is that they tend to be war-torn or otherwise menaced by catastrophe, and this goes double for settings in which the awesome are legitimately awesome. Of course, some are harsher than others. Like Remnant or Innistrad. Probably not the best life expectancy.

I could go for maximum Comfy in Star Trek, but let's go to Kaladesh and see what happens

>>51604425
PLANESWALKER SPARK IGNITES.

>>51602799
Enjoy being a black silhouette or Atlas Ruby student.

>>51604391
You're bacon is a bit cold there mate. Needs to cook a little more

>>51604474
>You're

>>51604474
>>51604485
Well what do you expect? You'd have to be literally retarded to shit on hanako like that.

>>51604391
so what does that even mean? do you or do you not have a disability? at least the disabled girls are still cute

>>51604527
They're that one kid in the back of the class that is panned over to show the pink hair girl

>>51604527
I think it means i am disabled, but everyone just forgot about me because I'm not interesting or a cute waifu.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>51599265
Cowboy bebop universe sounds fun.

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

Eiken

Rolled 8 (1d12)

Venture Bros

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>51599265
Marvel as it is right now. Everyone is so full of themselves and most of the heroes are Hydra /pol without knowing it. Part of me wants to have powers to become an anti-gwenpool who antagonizes the heroes/villains into fucking themselves seven ways from Sunday. It'd be hilarious if I had powers and was able to use Maria Hill/Carol's bullshit mixed with Inhuman gas clouds to cause a /pol incident where Israel gets gassed. Bonus points if I get Magneto, Kitty Pryde, Wiccan, etc to start it/be lynchpins in starting the incident. If I'm successful I'd start quipping stuff like, "Sit back and enjoy the Shoah", "Another Kike gets the Reich", and "Oh dear I think Medusa left the oven on again".

>

>>51604614
Literally the only time 7 would have been good

Well at least I can watch the Inhuman-Mutant race war on TV. Still hoping for Jihadi Kamala to behead someone and Kitty Pryde getting gassed.

>>51604597
at least everyone still has giant boobs.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>51603259
Hey I chose that too, I wonder what I'll be.

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>51599265
Bring my ass to the world of Re:Zero, what's the worst that can happen? Hopefully I don't end up jobbing as hard as Subaru does

Rolled 8 (1d12)

Y'know what fuck it.

The theoretical world where all porn takes place.

>>51604684
So you're a pizza guy I guess?

>>51604696
Nah he shows up too often. I guess i'm like a fluffer?

>>51604684
>>51604696
1-6 gets mentioned tier: "my parents are away" "this is my friend's place"
7 cameraguy
8 amateur porn
9 Director
10 typical actor
11 dick stunt double
12 Hugh Mungus

>>51604771
are you telling me hugh mungus was in porn?

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>51604771
Rolling for Hugh Mungus

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I wish to be sent to the world of Infomercials. I'll either be a god or so stupid that I don't care about the world I'm living in

>>51604893
God DAMNIT

>>51604902
I think you're the latter, mate.

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>51604914
Then I'm off to a good start!

Rolling for Homestuck

1-6 dies on Earth

>>51599265
isnt trunks stronger than vegeta for most of the series?

oldschool runescape

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>51604953

dice+1d12

Rance's quest

>>51604956
oops

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>>51604956
>isnt trunks stronger than vegeta for most of the series?
No? Kid Trunks certainly isn't, and Future Trunks is inexperienced enough to not see the flaws in MAXIMUM OVER-MAXIMUM mode.

In Super? Maybe. Haven't watched it, but I heard he's gotten away with some bullshit

Rolled 11 (1d12)

Dragon's Dogma.

C'mon, at least let me be a pawn.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>51599265

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>51599265
Nirn

>>51605025
Perfect, I'm not a pawn, I am THE pawn fated to inherit the spirit of the Arisen.

Wolves hunt in packs.

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>>51605044
Well wherever you were aiming, I think you missed

>>51605055
haha ahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA

Time to make those Thalmor shits reconsider their place in the Dream. Might as well mantle a god while I'm at it

>newfags can't roll: the thread

>>51605077
that's every roll thread

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>51599265
Pokemon (series).

Even in the worst case scenario, its still a good choice.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>51599265
Medaka Box
Let's do this

>>51604953
>>51604965
At least you're not Eridan.

>>51605155
Well, at least I'm alive. Pity I'm a Normal though, but watching the cool stuff happen could be neat.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

Time to gamble some high stakes: Fallout

>>51605222
boi you got fukt

>>51605222
Killed by a Radroach at age 15 while trying to impress some irradiated girl it is!

>>51605222
Even the best case scenario sucks. No matter what you're still living in an irradiated hell hole.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>51599265
Time to be a peasant in the Imperium

>>51605298
Weird, I got the exact same roll with my real d12.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>51605298
I'll join you there.

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>>51605367
Oh yes.

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>51599265
Daemon prince!

>>51605438
Holy crap

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>51605438
It seems you and me >>51605397, are fated to battle. Roll off!

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51604091
you have to roll m8

Also CATastrophe. Even if i get 1, hey, at least catgirls.

Rolled 5, 3, 4, 6, 4, 4, 3, 5, 2 = 36 (9d6)

>>51605459
Assuming you're an Inquisitor, you are only S3 with no armor save against my AP2! And I'm charging! Rolling to hit!

Rolled 2, 3, 1, 6, 3, 5, 3, 4 = 27 (8d6)

>>51605474
8/9 is not bad. Rolling to wound!

If you have any invuln saves, now would be a good time to roll them. Of course, being T3 means you're dead if you fail even one, as a Daemon Prince of Khorne means +1S on the charge.

Rolled 5, 5, 3, 3, 6, 4, 2 = 28 (7d6)

>>51605483
>inquisitor
>not having invulns

Too bad I don't have the Inquisition Codex.

>>51605523
I'm afraid that I've slaughtered you.

Chaos are the winner.

>>51605541
Exterminatus Dead Man's Switch

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

I want to torture myself.
Let's go.

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>>51605569
Wow, I'm actually fine. Time to sell appas.

>>51605554
Nuh uh, anon! I'm still alive since I'm a Daemon Prince I can just go back to the Warp!

>>51605586
>implying you aren't fucked anyway

>>51605613
But I'm not though. Shopkeep dude is still alive and selling the appas.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>51599265
I'll aim for a Pokemon setting
An old fantasy

Rolled 8 (1d12)

MGE

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>>51605747

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>51599265
>>51605747
Pokemon setting for sure!
sorry if this messes up, on phone.

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265
Lord plz

>>51605898
NOOOOOOooo

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>>51605887
Oh well, at least I can enjoy Pokemon and the chill setting. Maybe someday catch raise a happy lil trainer of my own to go for glory

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

Probably gonna be C-rank or civilian, but worth a shot.

>>51605969
Shitty S-rank or decent A- here we come!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>51599265
really like gundam, and ill choose iron blooded orphans since its all the rage.

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>>51605932
So what would be the difference between "Commoner" and "NPC" in pokemon? I feel like NPCs would be like shopkeepers and townies while the commoners would be the dude-guy trainers out between gyms

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>>51606003
>>51605932
So if I'm reading this right, you're one of those random fishermen that have 6 magicarp

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>51599265

WORM...

How screwed am I?

>>51606020
>through time, dedication, and much pain, you eventually have 6 Gyarados
>you then finally have your revenge

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>>51599265
I choose the Elder Scrolls universe.

I rolled a 7.

So I'm a bandit I guess.

>captured by bandits as a baby in a raid that wiped out most of a settlement, as is how bandits bolster ranks
>raised by bandits in a cave near a common path
>living off of what they could steal from passersby and what little they could hunt
>teach me the ways of banditry, always trying to use intimidation before violence, how to exploit people's weaknesses, basic combat and hunting, etc.
>take poorly to it, too timid to properly intimidate people, too moralistic to steal cherished items
>attempt to stick up a passing elderly man one day (bandits thought it would be easier maybe)
>he waves his hand without looking and I stop cold, mid-stride
>he stops
>realizes I'm a child, turns to me
>tells me that I don't have to live this way, that there is yet time for me, and I can turn my life around
>too busy shitting self while paralyzed to understand his words, first experience with magic
>old man continues on his way
>magic wears off, forget to maintain posture, collapse on the ground
>only remember something about having time to change my life
>return to banditting with bandits, start trying to reason with targets and extort less gold from them, most give gold out of pity
>start saving up gold over a year or two, giving smaller sums to the bandits every so often to prove I'd been spending my time working for them
>eventually have respectable amount of gold hidden away from bandits
>escape one night with stash to the nearest town, narrowly avoiding getting my legs cut short by a clutch of mudcrabs
>stagger into the only building with light and the sounds of people
>make my way around the tables of people, catching many sideways glances at the kid with the bag wearing fur
>see someone talk to a guy behind the counter, offering gold for a drink and a bun
>climb up chair, ask how much gold for a meal
>eat most delicious and filling meal ever

cont...

Fuck it! I roll for Monster Girl Quest!

>>51606171
>cont...

>guy beside me laughs, orders me an ale to drink with meal
>full and tipsy, the bartender says I can sleep in the pile of hay in the corner
>wake up in the morning to the sight of the old man who paralyzed me before
>"Moving up in the world, eh?"
>jump up and start asking a million questions, hand on knife
>can't settle between excited, curious, scared, and angry
>tells me to slow down and take a seat with him
>he is the town wizard, he stops by the tavern for breakfast
>he tries to roughly explain what "magic" is, to explain his paralysis spell
>"So you see, magic can do almost anything."
>"Can it even let me understand all the little pictures and signs?"
>"What? ...Reading? You don't need magic to- Oh, for the love of Julianos, just come with me."
>Work menial labour for wizard for several years, being paid with personal lessons and small handfuls of gold
>Learn how to read, simple arithmetic, the most common edible and poisonous plants, the very basics of magic, even learn how to cast a restoration spell
>Teen-age, finishing day's lesson, wizard says he thinks I'm finally responsible enough for him to teach me my first destruction spell tomorrow, the ever-useful fireball
>Spring out of bed one day, nod to the tavern owner as I head out the door as usual
>Wizard isn't home, no note or anything, doesn't come home all day
>Word gets around in the tavern later, killed by bandits on common path
>Drink angrily through tears, come up with plan
>Stagger through street to wizard's house at night, break in through back window
>Steal all the books, notes, and gold he had, as well as some basic supplies and provisions
>Flee town off the common path and set up camp in a small empty cave
>Using new skills, I read as much as I can understand with my rudimentary knowledge

cont...

>>51606178
Of course i drop my dice

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>>51606197
>Teach myself fireball
>Nearly light supplies on fire testing it out
>Practice fireball constantly by night, keep reading wizard's books and spell theories during day, struggling to make sense of it
>Start refining fireball
>Bigger, faster, larger explosions
>It will be the biggest fireball Tamriel has ever seen, big enough to engulf every bandit in the world
>Word gets around about the cave that spews fireballs at night
>Bandits off the common path catch word of it
>The cave is nearby, and fireballs means magic, and magic means money
>Besides, they know a thing or two about how to jump a wizard now
>They go during the day, when the fireballs aren't there, and hopefully, neither is the fireball thrower
>Halfway into the cave, they are stopped by a voice
>"Who approaches?"
>"Just a traveling merchant! Er, if you could come out here to help my caravan, we were attacked by bandits and could use some help with a wound?"
>"That voice. So that was your trick."
>"A trick? N-no sir, we just need your help! Quick, the blood is flowing and the wound must be cauterized!
>"Very well. I will eagerly cauterize this wound."
>A dull glow can be seen from the back of the cave
>The bandits, expecting to see their next target with lantern in hand, draw their weapons
>The glow starts getting brighter, and brighter
>By the time the bandits realize what is happening, it is too late to turn and run
>The blinding flames flood the cave and spew violently out of the entrance
>Officials finally made a point of investigating the "fireball cave" the next day
>They found nothing but several skeletons amongst mountains of ash
>The fireballs stopped after that

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>51599265

Rollin' for Eberron

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>51599265
Do childhood dreams come true?

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>51606178
what am I doing wrong?

>>51606245
congrats anon, you are now the little girl, in monster flavor no less

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>>51606178
>>51606245
Praised be Ilias! and the Demon Lord!

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>>51606230
Congratulations.

You're Daxter

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

I'll probably end up as some peasant freezing my ass off in the Brume or something, here we go!

>>51606361
Yep, called it.

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>>51606314
Dreams do come true after all.

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>>51606314
Better, I'm on Daxter's level,
Sidekick to Jak, get to chill with daxter as he does all the work, get to go on all the adventures, get a couple playable segments.
I could be a precursor monk or a pecker animal combination rip-off, like a batfrog or something.

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>51599265

*shrug*

Warhammer 40k!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>51606361
I'll roll on that too.

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>>51606361
>>51606628
Looks like I'm Y'shtola!

>>51606624

So I guess my choice of pic was appropriate...what does that make me? An engineseer? Ah well, time to fuck off to the middle of nowhere and get my heretek on...

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>51599265
Space Dandy, GO.

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>>51606756
>9

IT'S PERFECT.

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>51599265
Age of Sigmar

Here we go!

>>51599265
Fuck.
I can't think of a single setting I want to live in.

All the settings I love are HUGE SHITHEAPS.

Ayeee

>>51607313
do it fampai

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51607479
okay fine.
Let's go with the mix of judge dredd and robocop that you find in minilaw.

>>51607499
okay, so I am a random civilian selling hot dogs to biofreaks and cybercriminals.

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>51599265
Middle-Earth, go.

>>51607524
So I'm a Lord of Elves or Men. I can totally get behind that.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>51599265
Blame

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>>51607756
Somehow that is fitting.

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>51599265
Warhammer Fantasy, lets hope on tough.

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>>51607776
A nameless Chaos Lord, Orc Warboss, Ogre Tyrant, or Saurus Oldblood. Orc Warboss would definitely be my favorite of those bunch, though.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

Boktai.
Hoping not to get zombied

Rolled 6 (1d12)

Going for LazyTown, let's see if I get to show that Sportacus a thing or two.

>>51607843
Guess I turned into some lazy bum who doesn't leave his house. Sounds a lot like my current life. I can live with this.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

Rolling for the default Pathfinder setting.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>51599265
>>51603352
this is a cool idea. Gonna take my DnD setting as well. At least I'll be extremely up to date on disaster areas and whose exploits I need to follow VERY CLOSELY for the end of the world. Just to be clear though: I do not want to live in my setting. It's forgotten realms levels of unhospitable.

>>51603857
basically that secret service guy in morrowind who was addicted to skooma. Skooma addiction optional.

>>51608255
Awwwww, mugger in desert city or undead minion it is. I guess the end of the world is outside of my scope of things I even CAN worry about.

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

I want to meet up with the Chuuni Wizard clan.

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265
Touhou

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>>51608578
They said I could become anything. So I became dinner.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

Y'know what. Rollan' for pokemon AS a pokemon.

Please don't let me be a pidgey.

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>>51599265
dice+1d12
im going for dragon ball, always seemed like a fun place to be

Rolled 25, 20, 20, 8, 3 = 76 (5d42)

>>51608754
fuck haven done this in a while

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>51599265
Why not. Going for Shadowrun.

>>51606917
Ooh, tough luck. Just pray to your god of choice and keep your head down, I guess.

>>51608833
So I'm a wage-slave. I guess I should've expected that.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>51599265
I do enjoy me a pioneering era fantasy, kinda like Wild Arms but without the high sci-fi elements.

>>51608901
So... a ship's boatswain, perhaps? What do you think?

>>51608901
>>51608913

Recurring character eh?

I'd imagine living a simple life as a mechanic/engineer but I guess the power available is having a sweet winchester shotgun for both self-defense and defense of the town.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>51604103
I shall also roll for the Jojo's

>>51599265
Let's try Pokémon

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Keijo!!!!!!!! here we go

>>51608953

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>51608966
He said managing to forget to roll

Rolled 1 (1d12)

dice+1d12

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

Go! d12!

>>51608978
Quite fitting.

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

I'll go with Trails. Liberl seems pretty comfy no matter what I get.

>>51608940
recurring character... Sweet. I might not be jojo or a jobro, but at least I get something cool (probably a kinda crap stand, but a lame stand is better than no stand)

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One piece.

>>51609002
Welp.
Off to Ruan I go I guess.

>>51609023
Can't you see the Options field!?

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>51599265
The Mass Effect universe

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>>51606228
>>51606197
>>51606171

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>51599265
Rolling my homebrew high fantasy setting during the end of the Second Age of Humanity for that sweet chance of nigh-omnipotence.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>51609279
Fuck. Rolling to see if I survive the following global genocide.

>>51599265
Let's see how badly we break things

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>51609319
You forgot something, buddy

>>51599265
Star Trek: TNG era it is!

>>51604659
Good work, you probably ARE Subaru

>>51609338
whelp, here ever anon is they're wrecking shop

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>51599265
Rolling for Jojo

>>51609845
Fuck, I'm probably one of those guys that makes fun of a villain and gets wrecked by his Stand. You know, to give the audience a hint at his powers and cruelty.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>51599265
Homebrew setting here we go

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>51599265
Lets go with the world from Avatar and Legend of Kora, post finale.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>51610106
Well, i guess i can live with that, 1930s tech and magic make even the commoner live bearable.

The Other thing that would be interesting would be Vampire the Masquerade

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>51599265
Deus Ex:HR

Just give me Illuminati powers.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

Been a while, hope I don't fuck this up

Rolled 10 (1d12)

MonMusu. Low danger, chance at fun powers, cute monstergirls. Looking at the possible results after having made my decision, I'm hoping to roll good enough for slime.

>>51610857
Slime probably required at least 11. But then again, they have a pretty major weakness to balance them. If 10 isn't good enough for slime, I'd pick harpy, I guess? Flying could be fun.

>>51599265

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>51599265

>>51606228
>>51606171
And you have all your stuff stolen by a maniac high off CHIM >>51605055

Rolled 5 (1d12)

How's about Ravnica?

>>51611199
Kill me

>>51610991
>>51608978
>>51610710
Where are you rolling for?

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

I'll go for Glorantha

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>>51611775
So I'm one of the many mooks(or worse, a broo) that will die in the Hero Wars.
Just hope I don't have to fight/feed any of the soul destroying crap like the Crimson Bat

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>51605898
lol

>>51606119
And then you fight someone with an electric type.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>51604103
>>51608940
Gimme a stand, boys

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

I'll pick the World of Twelve, either era is cool with me.

>>51612364
And we have a Joestar, boys and girls

>>51609861
Or a dog.

Or one of those guys whose stands fuck them over, like the dude with Cheap Trick.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

Mass effect, StarvWars, TES or whatever the fuck.

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>>51612377
So I get to be some level one Pandawa, as every human in this setting is some form of cleric. I may not get access to any divine powers beyond a slightly stronger constitution than I have now but it's all good, every woman in this world is at least a 7/10 and I can still go on low level adventures like protecting crops or some shit.

I'll probably open a barely passable food stand. Hopefully some magic bullshit happens and I'll get to be more, but it's more likely to screw me over.

I'll end up like pic related pretty often.

>>51610138
literally vampire fud

Rolled 6 (1d12)

Rolling for Monsterhearts.

Rolling for Generic Cyberpunkland

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>51612753

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>51599265
Hokuto no ken hoping I get at least an 8 so I can be an elderly bartender

>>51612784
So close. I guess I'm fine as long as I don't bump into any martial artists.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>51599265
Kill Six Billion Demons.

>>51602358
Why would you fake rolling dice on /tg/

None of us are going to believe that you actually rolled that, and if you didn't want to roll you could just pick a result.

Shit man, you could have just lied and said you rolled a die IRL.

>>51612767
Sick, right in the sweet spot. I get to be the top boss' good buddy and wear a nice jacket.

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Rolled 68 (1d100)

Make me the soul eaters

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>51612845
Fuck, I'm retarded

>>51602831
>why does the tutorial post call it the email field?
>>51602854
>why does the tutorial post call it the email field?

Because a long time ago (not really, but whatever) we had a moderator who we affectionately nicknamed "Nazimod" because he felt that his personal opinions about what was or was not board-related meant he should hand out bans for things that a majority of /tg/ regulars expected /tg/ to maintain.

One of Nazimod's lasting contributions was putting up a sticky informing us that a spergling had shopped a mod post. Said Nazimod had forgotten that /tg/ had many independent off-site archives that saved a copy of every post, including the modpost that Nazimod was trying to insist didn't actually get posted.

In an effort to get /tg/ to forget about him being caught in the act of lying and trying to cover it up, Nazimod made a NEW sticky that was supposed to paint him as a helpful cool dude who was definitely a longtime /tg/ user.

Shortly after making the sticky, who fired him because /tg/ complained hard enough via email. However, the sticky remained on the board, long after the devs did away with the email field, and it remains a permanent reminder of how sucky post-2010 /tg/ had become.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>51599265

JoJo don't fail me now

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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>51599265
Rollin One Piece

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>51612907
Oh it's 12. Let me try again

>>51602831
tl;dr answer: Like 2 years ago it was an actual email field, but since no one used it to put their emails it became the Option field

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>51599265
Alright, you know what? Fuckit.

Warhammer Fantasy. And I mean a Warhammer Fantasy in an edition where no-one had even HEARD of the fucking End Times, unless it involved Archon getting his ass handed to him at the foot of Middenheim!

>>51612958
UHHHH, GUYS? HELP? I was not prepared for this! I wasn't prepared for this at all! This is like, non-faction-leader named hero tier! What the fuck do I even do now?!

Help, I'm in the Warhammer world and I was entirely unprepared for NOT getting ass-raped by beastmen about five seconds after appearing in the middle of the Drachenwald!

>>51612378
correction, we have a joestar, a jobro, and some other random dude with a stand

>>51613002
That's easy. You're the one out in the Drachenwald doing the raping. Whether it's beastmen or whatever else is up to you.

And if you're dead set on being the rapee then at least no you could go a few rounds without dying horribly.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

I think.i thought about this too much before i opened the spoilers. I chose a world where I'd be happy living sure, but it's not really as exciting as it should be. I chose the world from interviews with monster girls, and hero academia as a runner up. Here goes.

>>51613111
Magic's dangerous and also for pussies who can't into badassery.

And Teclis, Kroak, Ariel and the like. They cool.

>>51613121
That'd be fucking hilarious though. Beastman gor sees some fucker stumbling through the trees going, "Where the FUCK am I?" goes to cut his head off and fuck the stump and before either of them knows what's happened, there's a sword through it's chest and the human's going, "JESUS FUCKING TITS WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND SINCE WHEN WAS I A BADASS?"

>>51613216
So would i just be a less interesting kind of demi like a dullahan or a snow person?

For hero academia I used the random feature on the superpower wiki: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cat_S%C3%ACth_Physiology

How'd i do? Kind of boring honestly.

>>51613260
See you do know what to do! Now get out there and start choking bitches.