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So do Primarchs have sexual/romantic urges or are they autistic

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So do Primarchs have sexual/romantic urges or are they autistic murder machines like regular space marines?
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>why not both.jpg
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>>51577327
Fulgrim, at his most depraved, seemed to enjoy watching people cavort with one another but I don't think he participated.

The thing to remember is that Primarchs are tools for war so, for the most part, any ecstasy they hope to achieve is through battle and victory. Sex is probably not even a consideration for them because their ambitions lie elsewhere.
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>>51577327
Aren't they neutered?
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>>51577412
Even if they werent, they probably wouldnt fit
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>>51577412
Space Marine's are chemically castrated. Primarchs are a different breed entirely.
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Nothing in 40k has sex drive because muh PG13 and because it's target audience believes that girls have cooties. Even cultists of Slaanesh are castrated now.
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>>51577327
Oh Jesus, not the old "are Space Marines castrated or not/have they sexuell urges" question, just with Primarchs now...
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>>51577519
>Even cultists of Slaanesh are castrated now.
They might even enjoy it because you know.
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>>51577669
I just want to know, is there a chance some of the primarchs would have tried to have a family before being gathered up by their dad
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Sanguinius and Fulgrim I think would be the most likely to have something akin to urges, they both were in the arts and also encouraged their marines to be something other than warriors on their downtimes through music sculpiting and painting. Both admired the human form but as I stated it was more admiration than sexual desire.
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>>51577384

Daemon Fulgrim has snake sex with daemonettes, unless the daemonette who claimed intimate knowledge of him (and then teased about how Ferrus was killed like a bitch etc) in Wrath of Iron was just trolling the IH she spoke to.
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>>51577797
proofs?
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>>51577327
Roboute was absolutely awash in trim because Macragge is like ancient Roman times.
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>>51577725
Ok, I see your point.
Well, maybe..., depends on the circumstances...
well, going back to Space Marines and Sex, it was never clearly stated, that they are castrated, they only don't have any sexual urges like normal man...
the only sexual urge (if you can call that), what women triggers in Space Marines, is to protect them
I guess, you can say the same to the Primarchs then, and maybe it's possible, that a few wanted to have a family, before the Emperor showed up
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Angron just wanted to cuddle with someone
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read this

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/37607862
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>>51577327
Some might. Most likely candidates are Fulgrim, Sanguinius, Leman Russ, and Vulkan. The rest were a bit too focused on military affairs.

I'm pretty sure the Space Marine lack of sex drive is more due to their hypno indoctrination than a lack of function. Emps had kid as with various normal women, and the Primarchs were more tweaked clones of him than anything else.
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>>51577797
>unless the daemon was just trolling
yeah why would a daemon ever lie to get some kind of advantage over someone
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>>51579391
Seriously senpai?
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>>51579424

If it was the truth the daemon would still say it.
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>>51577384
>Primarchs are tools for war

Incorrect. The Emperor intended to have them rule the Imperium with him once the galaxy was conquered.

>"You excel in warfare because you are meant to excel in all things."
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>>51579391

>what is this, a memepost for ants?
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>>51577437
> have an enormous 10 inch dong
> still looks tiny on my hugeass three meter body
> feelsbadman.png
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>>51577327

The Emperor wanted supersoldiers, not a new superhuman race that would eventually replace mankind. Had he wanted to replace man, he would have made female space marines too.
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I feel this image speaks for itself.
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>>51577384
Didn't he rape the corpse of that female remambrancer who threw herself at the blade with which her friend/"true" love was pinned to the sculpture he made (making Fulgrim mad in the process)?
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>>51580297
>It had retrieved the anathame from Ostian Delafour's studio, surprised and amused to find another body impaled on its lethal point. The shrivelled husk of flesh was barely recognisable as Serena d'Angelus, but the daemon had honoured her corpse with the most sublime rain before making its way to La Venice.

Ok, not raped, but... did he fucking piss on her?
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>>51579461
He lied. The Primarchs were a means to end.
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>>51579716
Didn't this person also drew Ferrus pounding Fulgrim?
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>>51577499
Where does it say they're chemically castrated?
The main character of in ultramarine books is the son of a space marine...
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>>51580517
>I can fix this, I can fix this
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>>51577860
He'll take angry sex and he'll like it.
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>>51580520
Probably. he draws lots of stuff like that.
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>>51580984
angelboy really is the best boy
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>>51580984
That's right Sanguinius, keep yourself pure.
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>>51580984
How the did Sanguinius with those huge wings?
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>>51581084
Mutation, due to Warp-shenanigans.

Sure was lucky they were so sightly...
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>>51581070
For us?
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>>51581084

I wanted to say How did he slept?
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>>51581114
He will always be the most pure and moe of all his brothers.
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>>51580984
That's right give nothing for the incestfags.
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>>51577886
>Emps had kid as with various normal women

The sensei shit? Wasn't it retconned/forgotten?
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>>51580984
IM so down for this. Where can we find more? maybe in written form?
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>>51577327
Hey! stop implying that, as an Autist, i have no sexual urges! I'm one of the biggest perverts you will ever meet! >:(
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>>51582160
Sanguinius is not for gay lewd!
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>>51582310
>Horus, with his intense gaze, his rough battle-worn hands.
>His grip is tight. Powerful but gentle. Insistent and consuming.
>He's behind you now and you can feel his breath on the back of your neck, rustling the short hairs and down feathers there.
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>>51577327
So, is sex considered chaos or just a natural neutral act?
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>>51577327
Vulcan had a wife if memory serves.
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>>51582446
>>51582160
>>51582310

>you try and brush him back using a wing
>He laughs as it pushes into his face. Its a low and throaty sound that sends a shiver down your spine and pools fluttery warm in your stomach
>He pushes the wing away, trying not to hurt it, an instinctual action but you sigh as you feel his bare hands on you again.
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>>51580551
oh boy
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>>51580517
TTS was right. Everything was all Magnus' fault, forever and always.

Though it still sounds like a Step 1, Step 2, ????, PROFIT! plan.
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>>51580520
Well... they do run a porn blog and drew pic related, so....
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>>51582446
>>51582659
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>>51582821
the horror
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>>51582860
Yes I'm scrubbing my pic folder immediately.

I did this for you, anon. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice.
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>>51582446
>>51582659
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>>51582885
playing Quiet theme in the background just for you.
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>>51582516
He did, though his Salamanders marry as well, and they can't have sex I'm 99% sure. Also, I remember seeing something about Sanguinius having a girlfriend, but I don't know where that's from.

Vulkan couldn't have sex anyway, his body temperature would burn her if nothing else.

It seems as though the primarchs who have a more humanitarian or empathetic aspect to them are capable of romantic love, if not physical to an extent.

I mean, if you say that on average a primarch is twice as large as a human, then, if they're completely to scale, their penis would be too. On average that's, what, ten inches? Eleven? Physically possible for most of the primarchs, I imagine.
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>>51582446
>>51582659
>>51582828
>>51582900


>The clear sound of cricks in the night mutes the sound of the party inside.
>You turn past him and walk closer to the balconies railing, keeping your eyes down and the smile off of your lips.
>"Someday you'll be the death of me." You say, pulling your wings back in tight.
>"Maybe," he says, following you and gently tugging on a lock of your blond hair. "But Im sure I'll make it fun for both of us."
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>>51582980
it is a good pain
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>>51582446
>>51582659
>>51582980
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>>51582980
Nooo, not our angel, nooooo!
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>Implying 1/2 the current population of Mundus Plannus isn't descendants of the Great Khan.
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>>51582980
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>>51582980
You know this only work If you imagine them as this>>51580984
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>>51583120
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>>51583120
>TFW the Khan is like at least ten feet.
HOW THE FUCK WOULD THAT HAVE EVEN WORKED?!
Did he just jizz in a tub and they just turkey baster all the women of breeding age?
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>>51583213
size matters not when you are FSAT
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>>51582446
>>51582659
>>51582980
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>>51583248
The Khan struggles to maintain a relationship because of his incredible speed
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>>51582980
>>51583021
>>51583047
>>51582980
>>51583249


>the dinner is supposed to be a formal affair. A gasping attempt at civility before the world becomes part of the Imperium.
>Rus eats like a man possessed, his lack of table manners spilling as much as his axe does blood.
>Horus has schooled his face into a diplomatic slate at the sight and carries on an impressive conversation with the would-be-kings of this world.
>You can tell his real feelings when his hand dips under the table. He grips your thigh through the soft silk layers of your robes with strength that would have broken lesser creatures.
>You wish you could have said something to easy the War-masters displeasure, or subtly tip off the Brute. But you cant.
>Instead you wipe your lips with your napkin as cover, then place your hand over his. You squeeze it briefly before returning to your meal.
>His grip lessens, lingers, then leaves your thigh.
>you dont look at him. You dont look at Rus.
>You dont stop the smiling small talk.
>You dont stop the small gasp that left your mouth as his fingers trialed away from the rivers of silk covering your lap.
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>>51580423
...
I can't see how it could be anything else.Unless we're doing some bukkake thing.
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>>51583288
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>>51583213
Let's math this, shall we?
Assuming Khan is exactly ten feet;
The average height of a human male is 5'10"
This means Khan is 4'10 taller, so he's 41% taller than the average
The average penis size is 5.6 inches
Incereasing that by 41% gives us 7.8 inches

If he's average, that's not even eight inches.
Completely possible.
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>>51583288
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>>51582446
>>51582659
>>51582980
>>51583288
>blood angles find this innocent looking partchment
>turns out its extremly heretical slaneeshi fanfiction written by fulgrim himself
>this traumatizes the blood angles so much it causes another imperfection in there gene-seed
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>>51583288
>>51583324
>>51583467


>The Chairs aren't made for someone like you. They barley contain Horus or Rus.
>The tips of your wings sometimes touch him, sometimes brush along his side as you try to find a more comfortable potion.
>"And you say you dont like being in public with me?" He murmurs into your ear sometime during the 4th course. He's been on campaign long enough to grow the beginnings of a beard. You can almost imagine it tickling against you.
>"I wouldn't want you to forget yourself," you whisper back over the 5th, "no one would ever forgive you."
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>>51582446
>>51582659
>>51582980
>>51583288

Well, go on!
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>>51583609
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>>51583609
>Blood Angles
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>>51583397
Can confirm, 8 inch depth is possible. Alternatively, he doesn't have go all the way.
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>>51583793
FUCK
usually im better at that
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>>51583657
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>>51583894
True, so long as he can fit girth-wise he could do it. And I knew a girl in high school who could fit a two-liter coke bottle up there, so....
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>>51583894
>>51583397
I think you guys are forgetting that the Primachs are also swollen as fuck. The length might not be the issue but the girth could be.
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>>51583986
As long as its smaller then an infants head, we're potentially in business.
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>>51583657
This guy's fanfic is causing all kinds of horror and disgust because of the sheer amount of heresy.


And that's glorious. Do continue.
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>>51579461
Go read Master of Mankind. He knew that the Primarchs would share the same fate as the Thunder Warriors. Once they had completed their Great Crusade they would be "retired" just as the Thunder Warriors were.
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>>51583986
>girth
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>>51584018
He also said that to a guy who wanted to know the Emperor as a pragmatic, emotionless scientist. He changes his personality and appearance based on what people want to see.

If he truly felt this way, why would he hesitate to kill Horus?
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>>51584038
Because ADB can't write for shit.
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>>51583397
that's wrong though surely? if he's 10 feet tall that makes him an extra 50 inches taller which is 50/70. That's a 71% increase so he'd actually have a 56 x 1.71 = 9.576' dick.
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>>51584038
>hesitate to kill Horus
That will probably be retconned in all honesty
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>>51584085
Away with the balancing grayness, in with the grimderp!
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>>51584081
Probably, I can't math. Still, there people with 9.5" dicks out there.
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>>51584143
Fair enough. Also if he's asian themed he might have a smaller dick to begin with :P Although if the Emperor was playing Sims character creator with them why would he not go with a bigger one? :D

inb4 Peturabo was an asshole because of dick-related insecurity
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>>51581215
Has anyone else listened to that first audiobook from the Horus Heresy where the Emperor's Children are on the spider planet? I gotta say, Lucius sounded moe as fuck. Go back and listen to it, he's the most 'senpai notice me' I've ever seen in an unironic fashion.
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>>51584228
>Although if the Emperor was playing Sims character creator with them why would he not go with a bigger one? :D

HOLY SHIT I can picture this! xD

Malcador: "How is the Primarch Project getting along?"
Emperor:
>Very well. The genetic designs are nearly complete, then we can begin replication.
"Good, good. I was just going to ask- wait, what? What is this?"
*Malcador is looking at the data sheets*
"...why do they all have two-foot penises, my lord?"
>What do you mean?
"They... they don't need to have a large penis to lead an army, my lord. Really, it would get in the way more than anything, and their armor would have to compensate for-"
>Are you saying MY sons would have small penises, Malcodor? My SONS? Of course not.
"You could always make them daughters, my lord, perhaps they would be more civil-"
>HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>HAHAHA
>OH
>Oh Malcador
>Pfft.
>My children not having penises?
>Oh, you're such a joker, Malcador.
*edits penis lengths to 3 feet*
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>>51583657
WELL DON'T STOP NOW
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>>51583933
>>51583659
>>51583657
>>51584011

>Its past midnight and you can still hear the sound of Rus drinking from the lower parts of the citadel. His booming laughter echoing out across the bay and back again.
>You've been playing chess with one of elder nobles for a time, enjoying the tales of his grandchildren. He yawns and you take that opportunity to bid the nobles goodnight.
>Horus follow you, his long strides bringing him to your side in moments.
>He follows to close behind you up the stairs, and to close down the hall. By the time you reach the door to your suite he's breathing down your neck.
>You pause at the door, baring him from entering. He hasn't said a word since you left the gathering, but now he's so close you can smell the fine musk of smoke and thunder that follow him like a cloak.
> You feel strangely small standing between the door and his bulk. He's always been bigger then you, a titian among giants.
>He leans up and over you, as you stand stiff-backed and in his way, and pushes the door open like an offering.
>"Do I have to thrust you through," He asks. You cant see his face, but your sure he's grinning. "or are you looking for something different?"
>"I could use a bath." You say, warring with yourself to be calm.
>"I think," He places his hand along the small of your back, right below where the wings start and gentle guides you to look left, "That the facilities are there. Go on, I'll get a servant to bring you something clean."
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>mfw reading this thread
Is this how far we've come as a species
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>>51583302
>WHY NOT BOTH.JPG
This is WH40K and Slannesh, we are talking about after all.
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>>51584409
>Horus getting rapey all up on Sang

Sounds about right.
The depraved of /tg/ demand more.
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>>51584409
>when your brothers are being gay as fuck in front of you and you have to force yourself to drink to even approximate wiping away the memory of those two faggots eyefucking and touchfucking each other from their seats
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>All these posts and no-one mentions that Horus date raped Fulgrim into falling to Chaos
They even printed it again in Traitor Legions.
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>>51584527
>when your brothers never even considered letting you join them
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>>51584581
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>>51584342
>So is that 3 feet hard or soft?
It would be more workable if the Primarchs in this department were growers instead of showers. And it would be funnier in the long run if a partner was surprised by the growing power of a demi-god's penis.
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>>51584651
I'd say 3 feet hard. Even for primarch-sized power armor, you're getting some serious bulge by that point.

>WHAT THE FUCK IT WON'T STOP
>HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SURVIVE THIS
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>>51584702
>I don't.
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>>51584702
I CAN FEEL THE PENETRATION OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
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Do AdMech citizens have regular sex or is it frowned upon?
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>>51584684
>Is this what you wanted OP? Is it?
>>51577327
>So do Primarchs have sexual/romantic urges or are they autistic murder machines like regular space marines?
Since OP's question was going in that direction to begin with. It could have been part of OP's plan all along.
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>>51584770
Could they even? I don't think it would be frowned upon if they could.
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>>51584408
>>51584409
>>51584524
>>51584527
>>51584684


>The water is fine, and you leave your robes folded up near the gently lapping pools edge.
>The bath products arn't what your used to. Not while on campaign. The spicy-sweet tang of lemongrass oil cuts through the days trials and leaves your skin soft and sweet smelling. You dont need them, not really, but cleaning yourself has always been relaxing.
>You hear a door open, the rustle of clothing, then a door closing. Your garments are here.
>Its been a while since you've seen Horus in the flesh. Its been a while since you've been able to spend time with him. It's been ages since you've shared a suite of rooms with him.
>Boarding actions have left you less flustered.
>Drying off you turn to inspect the clothes. Its a tunic, longer then you'd expect, but no undergarments.
>The soft worn cotton is embroidered with Horus' heraldry. You lift it to your noes. It even smells like him. There's no one else in the room to see your angry glare, or your blush.
> You walk back to your suite with the same quite dignity you bring to all things, nodding to the Astartes now flanking the door.
>Horus watches you from his seat by the fireplace, a book in hand. He watches you walk to the door to your room. He watches you stare right back at him, challenging him to utter something, anything.
>"You do look better in my colors" He says finally, his eyes trailing from your damp hair to your bare legs.
>He watches your hand clench into the folds of his tunic before you disappear into your room.
>He doesn't see you bit your lip hard enough to draw blood.
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>>51584770
Yes and yes.
While it certainly happens, especially among the lower levels, it would almost always be frowned upon as indulging in the weakness of the flesh.
That isn't to say the entirety of the Admech would frown upon sex, but the more orthodox groups would.
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>>51584684
No.
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>>51584790
>>He doesn't see you bit your lip hard enough to draw blood.

I can see him having a blood/biting fetish, honestly. Put those fangs to use.
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>>51584840
Well, it's what you got.

I'm sorry.
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Can someone archive this? I think the monumental gayness in this thread justifies it.
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>>51584790
Continue this heresy!
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>>51584790
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Our angel ;___;

Defiled forever ;____;
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>>51585193
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>>51584790
>>51584848
>>51585016
>>51585034
>>51585193


>You wake up early and do your best to stay away from Horus.
>Breakfast was easy. you simple took it before him and then went out into the city for a hastily arranged tour.
>Its hard to do during the Luncheon, but you managed a long string of interesting conversations before you could polity remove yourself from the situation entirely.
> Dinner was surprisingly easy, as long as you ignored the intense gaze he would cast your way every half hour.
> It was easier still to slip away from him later in the evening as Rus' drinking companion. You hadent done it in years and no matter what taunts or barbs he would throw your way it was always with a wild grin and a booming laugh.
>It was harder to ignore the hungry and hurt look Horus had sent you when you left with Rus.
>It was impossible not to slip back into his tunic that night as something confused and desperate wormed its way through your body.
> You completed the next day in the same way. And the third.
>On the forth Horus disappeared with a group of the nobles, traveling out to the snow topped mountains that surround the bay.
>On the fifth He returned and you found a single white flower in water by your bedside.
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>>51585384
>single white flower

GAY
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>>51585384
>best boys love could have stopped Horus from falling to Chaos
New headcanon.
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>>51585416
Damnm your right. It should have been an electric guitar that shot lightning and fire and the blood of the damned. If only you had stopped me from using the language of flowers all this could have been avoided.
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>>51585462
exactry
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>>51585447
Would Daddy-E be alright with that? I also imagined he hates the gays.
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>>51581193
Space Marines don't really have to sleep. They can go days running half their brain at a time, and I think the longest period recorded was a squad of Crimson Fists who went for a month without resting. Rather than sleep, Astartes just kind of meditate for about three hours a day.
Primarchs, being degrees of magnitude more superhuman than their lesser brethren, may not even need to rest. If he ever did sleep, Sanguinius probably just lay on his front and catnapped for a few minutes at a time.
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>>51585979
I don't think he would care. With the whole shaman thing, his soul is made up by all kinds of people. Sexual preferences, ethnicities, political views (As far as such existed at the time of his creation) - he probably has them all.
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>>51586236
Not only that, he's lived through 38,000 years of political, moral, and social evolution. After all that time, I have to imagine his stance on anything is either something moderate or "I don't really care".
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what the fuck is going on in this thread
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>>51585384

More?
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FULGRIM A CUTE
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>>51586970
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>>51586841
I bet that couch is a relic the Blood Angels use.
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>>51587098
What do they use it for, though?
More importantly, did they leave the feathers in there or pick them all out to use them as seperate relics?
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>>51582446
>>51582659
>>51582980
>>51583288
>>51583657
>>51584409
>>51584790
>>51585384

Is there more of this heresy, anon?
Please?
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>>51587256
>all this teasing

Shame on you, writefag anon.
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>>51583213
It works because he's chinese
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>>51580679
>I just released my gene seed
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>>51588029
How are you still alive, then?
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>>51588810
>Sanguinius-san will never give you a headpat after a battle well done
>He will never praise you and tell you he's proud to count you among his legion
Why are we here?
Just to suffer?
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>>51577327
>>51584684
>>51584786
Well congratulations! You got a thread full of degenerates! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
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Blatant, shameless bump.
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This one deserves a spot on 1d4.
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I... I swear I'm straight guys. Oh god I think this thread has awakened something in me
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>>51590952
To be sure answer this honestly.
Are traps gay?
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>>51580517
>tfw Magnus destroyed Webway on purpose so Emprah couldn't retire his brothers
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>>51588167
Remember anon space marines have two of them.
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>>51577327
Didn't Sanguinius married at one point in his life?
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>>51580517
>Malcador
>Hold mah beer
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>>51577327

They have no sexual instinct at all. Like, literally none. Remember, all of them were raised as human men. If they had a lover or raised families, it would be a really big deal.

But as it turns out, none of them did. Not even Leman Russ.

Leman Russ is really disturbing, because he's constantly pretending to be a barbarian. Like, it's all pointless for him, but he just decides to constantly act like a viking because he can. In actuality, he's pretty damn smart and not remotely barbaric at all.
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>>51592159
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/37607862
I'm not sure about that. It's clear that the Emp can have children. He's just bored of sex/mates/children etc. Probably lost interest after his 300th wife died of old age.
Something similiar could go on with the Primarchs. They are much more intelligent than the average human, live longer and have different interests.
Couple that with their Astartes legions, none of them interested in children in the slightest. And the rest of the Imperium is only interested in their victories, their tactics, the planets they conquered.
I could imagine how amorous interests and potential offspring is completely ignored/never mentioned by anyone.
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>>51584018
>master of mankind
>canon
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>>51592569
>reeeeeeeeeee i don't like it so i can pick and choose what's canon
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>>51584038
>If he truly felt this way, why would he hesitate to kill Horus?

What didn't you hesitate to mention something that's gonna get retconned? Laurie Goulding said that he and Alan Merret wanted to change that bit in the fluff for a long time since it didn't make sense. He confirmed that it's out and getting retconned.

The Emperor will not hesitate in killing Horus. It will be a legit fight between the two.
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>>51584342
>xD
>*action*
K Y S
Y
S
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>>51577744

I believe Magnus may have urged the TS in the same direction since it's mentioned that Ahriman was trying his hand at winery.

>>51584770

Vaguely recall that Know No Fear had something romantic between two Mechanicum, on the other hand that was written by Abnett.
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>>51592407
>Probably lost interest after his 300th wife died of old age.

This has never made sense to me, mainly for one reason.

When I woman gets pregnant, her body SHARES a lot of things with the child such as blood, not just her supplying it for the child herself. So, if the child's genetics make them immortal, wouldn't it make sense for the mother to "inherit" some of that power backwards through the DNA and blood they're sharing? I mean, they might not live FOREVER, but they'd last a very, very long time, and be somewhat faster/stronger/heal quicker, etc.

But I could just be a dumb-ass about this. This scenario is always my personal headcanon so there's a happy ending somewhere.
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>>51593035

WHAT?!!

Fffff

Damn it I know the point of the setting is to be all fucked up but I really liked that aspect of the Emperor.
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>>51593393
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>>51593393
>Vaguely recall that Know No Fear had something romantic between two Mechanicum, on the other hand that was written by Abnett.

...proceed
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>>51594328
Abnett writing around, or throwing away parts of the fluff to make his novels more interesting is a good thing.
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>>51593393
>on the other hand that was written by Abnett.

What's wrong with Abnett? A lot of people really like him and some don't, what's the deal with him?
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>>51595271
He throws out minor-fluff to make his novels more interesting.
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>>51595271
he's good at some things, not so good at others, and will sacrifice setting for story if need be (which can be good or bad depending on who you ask).

His later books tend to be a little schizophrenic and I'm not a fan of that.
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>>51595271

Like another Anon said, the possible problem with Abnett's stuff can be that he doesn't always adhered to the lore or tone of 40k and thus kind of does his own thing. I recall going back and reading Xenos a second time and feeling that it seemed kind of out there for something taking place in the 40k universe.

In this case I can't really tell if Abnett was doing the above or actually perfectly fine since I don't know a whole lot about the Mechanicum to say if what he wrote meshed or not. Maybe the aforementioned where so low on the totem pole of the Mechanicum itself or not even a part of it that them being kind of romanitcally interested in each other was fine. I suppose it could also arguably fall under there not being one way to portray a member of the Mechanicum or Mechanicus just as there is no one way to portray a Space Marine.
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>>51577725
being peerless übermensch wouldn't this be sorta like fucking a dog to them?
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>>51595703
Hey man, some people are into that.
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>>51595555
That pic is certainly a thing of beauty, anon, except for
>Furio
>FURIO

What is with Abnett and names? In the first "Beast Arises" book the characters had names like "Beast Krule" and "Firefight" and "Heartshot". I mean, "Furio" isn't as bad as those but still.
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>>51586841
How does he even sit?
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>>51595906
Now you are asking the real questions?
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>>51583248
>>51583277
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>>51595906
I imagine his wings would compress flat against his back, spread out. That's the only thing I can think of, unless he always leans forward. So I guess in this instance they'd be behind Horus as well?
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>>51595906
He doesn't need to
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>>51596303
So he does he hover-shit like women in public restrooms?
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>>51596367
Probably sits on laps
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>>51595906
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>>51595906
How does he even fly, anon? Do you see the size of his wings in most portrayals of him? Probably the most realistic would be OP's pic of him, they'd need to be comically fuckhuge to work at all.

Birds have shit like hollow wings and lightweight organs, with their entire bodies aerodynamic and proportioned/positioned in order to fly. That's why they have big chests, breastbones, and wings on their SIDES and not their backs. If Sanguinius' wings were actually funcitonal in the place they are, he'd need a breastbone and would have a giant lump of muscle on his back to flap them properly.
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>>51596878
So he sits like a pimp?
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>>51577519
>and because it's target audience believes that girls have cooties.
>MUH FEMALE SPACE MARINES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>51596910
*hollow BONES
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>>51596878
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How on Earth could someone even come near impressing a primarch, let alone make him fall in love with them?

>>51595896
That's actually a proper Italian name, if quite rare.
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>>51596878
>>51597151
>Sanguinus manspreading

>FUCKING PATRIARCHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>51585384
Anon, pls
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>>51597200
It is Italian? Maybe I just got triggered by The Beast Arises. Though that does bring to mind another question - how has a rare Italian name survived 38,000 years into the future?

>How on Earth could someone even come near impressing a primarch,
While I don't think there was any actual romance going on, Lotara Sarrin did garner the respect of motherfucking Angron to the point where he would stop combat mid-slaughter to recieve a vox-call from her. So it's possible, albiet super rare. This happened in the book "Betrayer".
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>>51596910

Sanguinius is made from genosorcery and warpstuff. Stop expecting him to follow the laws of physics.
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>>51597328
>Stop expecting him to follow the laws of physics.

NO!

Let's accept that genosorcery lets him use his wings without needing a giant lump of muscle. How large would his wings actually need to be to let him fly?

Let's assume he's ten feet tall, like with Khan, to make this simple.
The average man is, say 5.75 feet.
Taking into account a bunch of math and theory about birds and bird wingspan, a man would need approximately 26 feet of wingspan to fly. That's about 8 meters.
Doing the math Sanguinus woiuld need... 45 feet?
But he can fly even with his armor on. We don't know how much that weighs but, but we can guess it weighs A LOT. So, let's make it 55 feet to be safe, that's about 17 meters.

So, assuming he has lightweight organs, hollow bones (he was a glass canon as far as primarchs were concerned) and warpshit let him use the wings to their full potential, each wing would need to be 27.5 feet long or 8.5 meters. EACH.

If you put Sanguinius in front of a double-load semi-truck, right where the two loads connected, and he stretched his wings out to the side, the tips would easily reach both ends of the truck.

And that's not even taking into account how much of a jump/lead he would need to get off the ground... let's just assume warp-sorcery again.
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>>51597520
>>Let's assume he's ten feet tall, like with Khan
Where did this come from? Aren't the primarchs, except for manlet Angron, around 12 feet+?
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>>51597663
A lot of them are described as being a "head" taller from each other, but that doesn't tell us much. We know that Alpharius/Omegon are the shortest at 8 feet, but no one else has an official height. You really have to look at the official art to get an idea, most of them appear to be around 10 feet with the tallest (Magnus) being 12 feet or so.
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Just came here to say that this thread is now being targeted for a exterminatus for massive amounts of heresy

Now if you excuse me, i have to go shoot myself in the head
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>>51597752
Ebin :')
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>>51597726
Here's a pic of Angron's model, it gives you some sense of scale for the primarchs. I don't know how big he was compared to the others, but I imagine he was one of the larger ones.
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>>51597854
Wasn't he always described as one of the shortest?
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>>51597322

Seen the wings on a Bloodthirster? Should look like a C-130, instead has stubby little bat wings. Sanguinius flies via the same warp sorcery innately possessed by all those warpbeasts that fly but shouldn't.
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>>51589115
Crashing this thread with no survivors!
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>>51597888
Shhhh... let me be happy with my mathed out headcanon, anon.
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>>51597883
Could've been, I dunno. He doesn't seem all that much larger compared to his marines on the model, so it's possible.
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What the fuck even is this thread?
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>>51584581
Doesn't the HH series contradict that? Fulgrim looted the Laer blade and then fell to Slaanesh mostly on his own.
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>>51597322
Mate, there are people on horses charging against daemonic tanks, while using spears which could have miniature fusion warheads for tips. I think realism got thrown out of the window quite a while ago.
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>>51598221
A bunch of gay porn, it seems.
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>>51598264
I... I know. I can't help it, it's just who I am.

I have a very love/hate relationship with 40k and its fluff.
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>>51598035
I think we've crashed it as much as we can, and it didn't do anything.

Good luck stopping this shit now.
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>>51589115
>>51598035
By the Emperor I fucking hate baneposting
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>>51597520
>he was a glass canon as far as primarchs were concerned

He could fight with the best of them easily. Nigga ripped apart bloodthirsters with his bare hands.

Also, you are assuming the muscles in the wings are bird strength. They probably have the same bullshit strength as a primarch.
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>>51598568
>They probably have the same bullshit strength as a primarch.
This. Perturabo stopped a drifting Shadowsword with his hands, no reason Sanguinius can't fly with some undersized wings
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>>51598568
>>51598616
A glass cannon is something that hits exceptionally hard but is fragile. I still think he fits that description.

As far as muscles go, birds don't have many muscles in the wings themselves. The largest muscles on a bird are the pectorals which control the wings. And I'm already assuming that he has bullshit strength in order to use the damn things at all!

The problem is not his power - the problem is the surface area of his wings. Undersized ones just couldn't give him enough space and lift to get anywhere.
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>>51598683
I now have a mental image of Sanguinius flapping his wings like a fucking hummingbird.
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>>51584228
first i read
>perturabo has another asshole due to dick related insecurities
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>>51598719
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>>51577499
Explain how Argal Tal was able to have a romantics relationship with a woman then.
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>>51598552

Your cranium might have an excessive temperature anon.
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>>51598735
ADB is a hack?
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>>51598734
>>51598719

Drawfags where you at?
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In a way I am somewhat disappointed that GW never thought to pander to fujoshi with the Primarch designs.
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>>51599045
that didn't stop the fujoshi though, we have tyranid player who's batshit crazy over Sanguinius
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>>51599214

It could even be somewhat sound financially. From my understanding the reason fujoshi get pandered to or are increasingly getting pandered to is because they buy a lot of merchandise.
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>>51599267
yeah. They are the perfect market.
Unrelated thing, but i have that little theory that fujos are the only reason my country even has some kind of manga industry(i mean translation, selling, etc). I don't know any non-fujo who buys chinese comics.
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>>51599267
What if we sell to fujos Sanguinius and Fulgrim plushies?

Also why woman like tyranids so much?
Is it the tentacles?!
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>>51599401
they find them cute, simple as that. also i have personal theory that motherly instincts have something to do with it.
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>>51599401

It has been postulated on /tg/ before that Tyranids are popular due to a combination of lacking any specific sex or gender in their themes and to some being cute in a way.
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>>51599401
We already have marines why not primarchs?
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>>51586829
>0_days.jpg
Dark Greetings!
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By the emperor, this thread has made me scaroused.
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bumping for a conclusion to horus and sang because my wierd boner needs to be addressed
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>>51599401
Fulgrim looks like this. Not cute.
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>>51601312
No, It has ended perfectly you have to use your imagination for anything more lewd.
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>>51589115
More fiction.

>>51589116
>>51589797
>>51588167
Went to sleep, sorry.
>>51587795
;)
>>51587256
>>51601312
Hey! this is still going? Im glad I spent all my time jotting down notes while at work today!
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bumb for fic?
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>>51601973
>>51601456
>>51601312
>>51586829
>>51586841
>>51588167
>>51599045

1/2
>You end up cornering him about the flowers in the courtyard after his training.He's removed his shirt, letting the dappled sun play over his already bronzed features. The idea that this Horus, warmaster of the Imperium is slinking around in the shadows disturbs you.
>Conveniently, he misinterprets you when you ask him "why" as you hold the latest bouquie of long stemmed mountian lillies in your hand.
>"I thought you'd like them" he says picking up a pitcher of water, drinking some and then pouring a half gallon over his head. "Didnt you always like flowers?"
>The water is distracting, but you push on through.
>"Yes?" you answer his question. its true. you do like flowers. But he hasn't really answered the real question. You try again with all the diplomacy of a saint. "but why the flowers? What do they mean?"
>He has the nerve to turn away and tend to his practice equipment. Taking another sip he bluntly says "I thought you'd like it."
>You wrench the jug out of his hands and hurl it across the courtyard. its quicker then he can respond to, and sudden enough to force his attention.
>He stares at you, open eyed at your unexpected move and weary of your seething anger. You cant stand obfuscations, half truths or people ignoring you.
>"why?" you say again as you thrust the Lilies towards him as an object lesson.
>"I.." he begins before stopping. He looks down, almost bashful at what he's about to say. He looks up again at you and gently touches one of the lilies.
>"Do you remember, years ago, when we went to the Eternity gate?" he begins again. You remember it. It had been Fulgrims idea that all the primarchs still at the Palace would go to the market district near the Eternity gate for a day, to spend time with citizens of Tera.
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>>51602760


>"we were all supposed to go together, but, as is our way we all quickly fractured looking for our own pleasure. Dorn, Roboute and I went to visit the statesmen. Fulgrim, Vulcan and the Gorgon to the artists. Rus, cruz and Kahn to that damn street race" He pulled on his shirt, before belting the practice sword into place and gesturing for you to walk with him into the gardens. "And do you remember what you did? where you went?"
> "Yes." you say as leads you through the wrought iron gate and into the cool shade of the garden. "there were children who were brought to us. I spent the day in a public garden with them."
>"you did. The whole day you spent with them, being lead around, telling them stories and being given big bunches of fresh hand picked flowers by common children." He stops beside one of the rose bushes and plucks a bud before turning and offering it to you. "when we returned to collect you and I saw it, I couldn't help but think it was the better then anything we had done that day."
>You take the rose, unsure of what to say and still unsure of what he meant.
>"I couldn't get that imagine out of my head, you with all the children of man around you." he rushes on trying force understanding as his wit failed him. "For once in my life I realized what good a me, as a Warmaster could be. if I could only make sure places like that stayed safe and people like you could sit in them."
>"that's quite poetic." You say still holding the rose. its A single red bloom in a sea of white lilies, like blood on clean linen. "Thank you for telling me."
>Your both unsure of what to do, of where to move. He's never done this before and you sure as hell haven't. What comes next after such tender memories are shared?
>"I'd like to go back some day. Back to the eternity gate with you.After all this is done. Just us." he finally says as if looking for resolution.
>"that sounds lovely" you say smiling up at him. "I'd like that."
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>tfw OP
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>>51602858
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>>51582962
>his body temperature would burn her if nothing else.

What? Nigger they aren't literally on fire inside
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>>51603264
They're not literally aflame, but several books in the BL and a codex or two have mentioned that their skin is very painful to the touch. There's quite a bit about the phenomenon in some /tg/ fanfiction, too, including some of the HH AU stuff and Warhammer High spinoffs.
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>>51603396
That makes no sense, their skin must secrete an essential oil to protect them from the harsh radiation of their home world and it acts as an irritant to non space dwarves.

Temperature would just be nonsense
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>>51602778
I'm going to finish this and post it all tomorow or thursday.
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>>51603720
in its own thread. No use keeping half alive threads going
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>>51598719
You're welcome.
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>>51599012
Head to the draw request thread.
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>>51603720
Might I suggest making a page on 1d4chan and finishing it there? Or in a new thread if this one's archived.
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>>51603927
I can do both. And recycle that image.
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>>51604019
Have another, glorious writefag.
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>>51604059
And this one for reasons.
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>>51604075
Keep them coming and I'll post the next peice early after I take a shower. Sharing is caring.
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>>51604088
Probably not exactly what you're looking for but I've always found this comic rather amusing.
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>>51597726

I dunno. The cover of Unremembered Empire throws some questions on that. Unless the artist cannot into perspective.
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>>51604204
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>>51599012

Working on it.
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>>51598735
You mean Cyrene? He was her protector and friend but he didn't schlong her.
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>>51604205
The normal dude is about half the height of a primarch, but he's also behind the primarch, and the primarch is wearing power armor which adds to his height. I still think Sanguinius would be about 10 feet tall given all that, and consider that each artist has a different mental image and artistic ability so things are bound to change between even official pieces of art.
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>>51604088
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>>51604264
This pleases me. You'll have your smut.
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>>51604371
Smut? I have that, too.
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>>51602858
OP, you should have known there are some questions you just don't ask. Unless you really want to know the answer and the terrifying events that could come from it.
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>>51604217
Is there gonna be one of Konrad doing his nails?
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>>51577327
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>mfw this thread
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>>51604204
>>51604217
>>51604264
>>51604569
>>51604665
>>51604926

1/2

>Rus comes at you from the side, blocking with the hilt of his axe while punching in with his shoulder driving you up and away. Practice duels with Rus have always been interesting. He’s bigger and stronger then you, but he’s broad enough to have had to come up with more tricks then the standard duelist.
>It's easy to dissipate the momentum. A small flap to transfer it from a push to upward lift, then back farther into a crouch. You role backwards with your wings tight in front of you careful not to catch them under yourself. You flip them them out again at the end of the roll then use that motion to lunge forward propelled by one swift sweep of the downy wings.
>The motion is fast enough to take your thrust an easy 40 paces, like a falcon streaking towards its prey. Not useful, but certainly dazzling, and you feel like showing off.
>Horus there, among the crowd of onlookers scattered around the large courtyard. You can feel his eyes on you. You can imagine his gaze tracing the lines of your body under your loss practice top.
>The thrust doesn't connect, but it brings you past Rus into position for a rising sweep. You use your wings again to provide the momentum for the movement, turning your whole body on the balls of your feet. You pirouette from a crouch into a slash, rising with weight of your sword and moving into a guard stance.
>He's been like that ever since your conversation in the garden. incestent. He hasn't tried talking to you again, and he certainly hasn't tried the stunt with the tunic again. But red and pink flowers are showing up in your evening bouquets now and the looks he's pierced you with are the same pained kind a thirsty man gives an oasis.
>He never asked for his tunic back either.
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>>51605031
2/2
>Rus goes on the offensive, fighting with his whole body. it's a series of brutal slashes, positioned to back you up and block your options. You'll never be able to put as much power into your blows as the other primarchs. You have the same strength but your bones are hollow and light and its all a matter of physics. Its enough to let you fly, but you'll never be able to overpower Rus. Or Horus.
>You catch Horus in your periphery, his gaze still trailing your dance. Would Horous be able to overpower you? The errant thought slips into your mind, a small niggling question. And then its there as you parry a blow to your head, worming through your defense like a dagger to the heart.
>What would it be like to be held down by Horus? to be under him, to be overcome? Would he be gentle while he finished you, or would it be a savage, efficient end? How would it feel to feel the raw fury of his famed tip of the spear?
>for a moment your concentration wonders. Its luck that keeps Rus' rising knee strike from doing anything but sliding off your guard.
>"You're not with me Boy. We're done." He grinds out between his smiling fangs, flipping his axe down, clearly done now. Its true. the back of your mind is still focused on Horus.You still hate being called boy.
>You nod. Before planting your blade safely point down and away from him.
>"I'm not blind" Rus says, looking out past the onlookers and towards the bay itself, and the city that nestled into it.the Dawn light casts forges his beard into darker shades of red and auburn.
>"There's a man, down there in the city. He made the beds we sleep on here. A master wood worker." Rus say's softer then you've heard him this campaign. "I broke my bed a score nights ago, he was able to build me a bigger, stronger one."
>He collects his gear and pulls the leather scabbard over the thick blade of his axe.
>"You should visit him. He might be able to build you something big enough to stretch your wings in."
>Then Rus left.
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>>51605137
They asked for it! It's all their fault! and mine! but theirs as well!
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>>51604569
I couldn't find more images, but there is this:
https://the-ivorytower.dreamwidth.org/193545.html

>>51605084 I didn't know I needed this. I really didn't.
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>>51605084
>be me
>chick with bdsm powerplay fetish
>sanguinius favorite primarch
>this written from his perspective even
>where the fuck is the rest
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Terrible
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>>51605230
I'll uh. I'll be back with more tomorrow. After I read the stuff >>51605179 posted. And maybe other stuff on this site. See you tomorrow.

What have we become?
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>>51605084
>build you something big enough to stretch your wings in.

I'd like to see those wings stretch.
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>>51605031
>>51605084

>Russ stronger than Sanguinius

shit/10
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>>51605279
>What have we become?

I don't know.

And I don't care.

It is something greater than all of us.
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>>51605318
Dat ass though
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>>51605279
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>>51605318
>implying Papa Russ can't beat bird-boy's ass into the dirt
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>>51598552
Now's not the time for fear, anon.

That comes later.
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>>51605031
>>51605084
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>>51605987
>russ got his shit kicked in by angron
>sangy took on angron and one of the strongest bloodthirsters over the course of three days while defending the gate by himself.

Nah.
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>>51606240
>using facts to make my opinion incorrect
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>>51577499
Chem-gelding is semi-optional iirc. Some chapters have it by default as part of initiation, others have it as an optional extra a marine can request if they aren't feeling pure of the desires of the flesh or whatever. Or maybe it just happens when the Apothecaries are sick of your shit.
But then some chapters will drink alcoholic jet fuel and surround themselves in what can only be described as comly wenches. Probably still optional for them, but I doubt there's many takers.

As always, the setting is intentionally broad so you can have your dudes.
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>>51605031
>>51605084
>>51605279

>going to bed
>I better be able to find the continuation of this when I return
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>>51606317
That actually sounds really interesting to read about. Got a sauce anon?

I always sort of assumed space marines were automatically castrated and/or had their penises removed. I mean, when you continually have to wear armor during battle for days at a time, you've got to have a catheter in there somewhere. And if you're not going to be using that peen for anything else, might as well chop it off and replace it with some catheter-plug or something to streamline everything.
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>>51606317
>Probably still optional for them, but I doubt there's many takers.

Gang Bing is most notable for his act of self-castration as a display of loyalty to his emperor. He served under the Yongle Emperor, the third emperor of the Ming dynasty who ruled over China from 1402 to 1424. Historical accounts describe Gang Bing as the emperor's favorite general. Because of this, the Yongle Emperor placed Gang Bing in charge of the palace in Beijing while he left for a hunting expedition.[1][2]
At this point political intrigue within the walls of the Forbidden City forced Gang Bing to make a drastic choice. The Yongle Emperor possessed a large harem of concubines; sexual contact with a concubine by anyone other than the emperor was a severe offense. Fearing that rivals within the palace may accuse him of sexual improprieties with one of the 73 imperial concubines,[2] Gang Bing decided to execute a plan of terrible self-infliction the night before the emperor left for his trip:[1][2] he severed his own penis and testicles with a knife.[2] The general then placed his severed organs into a bag under the saddle of the emperor’s horse.[3]
As predicted, when the Yongle Emperor returned from his hunt, one of the emperor's ministers reported that Gang Bing had had inappropriate relations within the imperial harem.[1] When accused of misconduct, Gang Bing instructed that the emperor's saddle be retrieved and requested that the emperor reach inside the bag under the saddle. Inside the bag, the emperor found Gang Bing's shriveled, blackened genitalia. Deeply impressed, the Yongle Emperor elevated Gang Bing to the rank of chief eunuch, a politically powerful position within the palace;[1][2] gave him numerous gifts; and proclaimed him holy.[2]

Anyone who refuses chem-gelding is a disloyal heretic.
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>>51603597
But that seems like an adaptation which the humans of that world might also have just from necessity.

Alternatively I know girls that are really into ryona/other sexual violence.
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>>51606763
>ryona
>"the fuckis this shit"
>google it, because unlike other people on this board I actually have the wherewithal to do my own research
>it's just a fucking fujoshi term for extreme sadism

Just call it S&M or wifebeating, damn.
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>>51583213
Ever heard of that one post talking about the "Children of the Trough" anon?
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>TFW there are some things that you know you shouldn't google but you do anyway.
I really wish I hadn't done that, I didn't need to do know that.
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Jesus Christ they still haven't fucked?

Also why have three primarchs been on this one world for so long?
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>>51584133
As it should be. 40K having nuances is retarded.
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>>51608163
>Also why have three primarchs been on this one world for so long?

To allow a scenario where all the three of them can fuck anon.
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>>51608163
>Jesus Christ they still haven't fucked?
You don't really get yaoi do you, anon? It's all about the dance and build up the payoff is usually a mostly a fade to black thing and hand holding in bed.
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>>51584228
>:P
>:D
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>>51608228
>No hot sweaty sex

This is why fujoshi are shit. They aren't really fantasizing about gay sex, they're using men on man fantasies as a non threatening basis for them to project their own romantic and sexual self insert fantasies. The uke is a stand in for the woman, who loves to daydream about how torrid and romantic it is but it's OK of course because it's not actually her or a woman

Just be fucking honest and accept that you want a dick.
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>>51608504
No ones denying it. We're all very much aware. the wrtiefag hasnt uesd the word "brother" or referred to Sanguinius by name, only "you". But damn if it isnt good.
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>>51608504
cant you appreciate some ust
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Bump for more Primarch smut
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>>51579716
>>51580984
So where can I find this person's art?

I've seen some pics by them around for a while but I've never yet gotten a source.
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>>51577327
This is 40k. There is no romance here. Just gritty darkness and empty heroism.
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>>51611042
syberfab
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>>51611042
>>51611340
Yeah it's Syber on Tumblr. I have them favorited because their art can be fantastic:
http://syberfab.tumblr.com/
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This thread has definitely awoken something in me
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>>51611698
You're among friends, anon. We all await the return of >>51605279.
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Honestly Horus dosen't deserve bird-boy. I never liked their paring to begin with besides their friendship. Sangy would be more likely to friendzone.
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Bump limit reached, anon better make a new thread or get on 1d4chan.
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>>51594009
The setting doesn't want you to like the emperor, he's the bad guy
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>>51612002
I know, but still.
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>>51595703
A dog can't communcate with you, they aren't sentient
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>>51612028
So it's like fucking a giant parrot, then?
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>>51612002
>Big E

>badguy?
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>>51612096
New fluff, like Master of Mankind. Lorgar was correct when he thought that the Emperor planned on killing them like with the Thunder Warriors. Or just read anything with the Emperor himself in it, like The Last Church - he's a fucking asshole just in general.
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>>51612134
He is an asshole but he is humanity best chance of surviving everything that the galaxy is throwing at us.
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>>51606385
Space Wolves do the alcoholic jet fuel and comely wench thing, there's an offhand reference that one of their Great Wolves (or just Wolflords or something) once almost started a war with the Ecclesiarchy by getting drunk and hitting on/making a pass at a Canoness or something.
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>>51612134
Except the Emperor couldn't have been planning on killing them? He needs Magnus to power the Golden Throne. Horus to run the campaigns so that he doesn't need to do all that shit personally any more and can concentrate on other things (like his webway project).

In fact, all the Primarchs seem very explicitly created with a distinct purpose in mind. Vulkan and Ferrus were for forging and technical work, the Khan for fast skirmishing and patrol once they were done conquering, Dorn and Perturabo for building, likely Fulgrim and Sanguinius for propaganda, probably Lorgar there as well, Rowboat for statesmanship and working on internal bureaucracy...

While Land saw him as a scientist going on about Pinocchio with Angron in MoM, the Emperor even says, despite all the cold science Land sees, that Angron can still lead his Legion (likely as the "mailed fist" of the Imperium that are unleashed when needed) as he is, versus letting him die.
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>>51612298
Yes... but he's still a bad guy. We allied with Stalin even though he killed more people than Hitler did. Yes, he helped us defeat Hitler, but could you really call Stalin a good guy?

Same thing.

Emps is humanity's greatets chance at survival right now, but he's by no means perfect or even objectively or morally good. That's actually the whole point of his character and the setting at large - nothing is black or white, everything is just myriad shades of grey.
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>>51612397
>He needs Magnus to power the Golden Throne.
That's just a fan theory, I find it much more likely he was making the Golden Throne work in such a way that it wouldn't need to be controlled like that. Or that Malcador could control it; Malcador only died on it because it was broken.

>Horus to run the campaigns so that he doesn't need to do all that shit personally any more and can concentrate on other things (like his webway project).
The Emperor wouldn't need to run campaigns after the Great Crusade is over, so that'd be redundant.

Besides, we've had confirmation from Black Library authors that the whole Horus vs. Emperor will be redone so the Emperor doesn't hesitate to kill Horus. And then of course there's >>51580517 pic related.
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This thread once again shows that the only way to really enjoy 40k lore is to pick and chose whatever parts you like the most and put them all together into whatever version of the setting pleases you and your friends the most.
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>>51608504
Nobody here holds any delusions about the nature of this pornographic material.
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