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Destroy it, the building it was in, and the orphan holding it.
Just to be sure.

>>51546250
Get the child a new teddy bear, let the child get attached to the new one, then destroy the old one. It's not a perfect solution, but it's the best I got.

Though I guess it depends how old the kid is.

>>51546285
>>51546604
There's no kid mentioned. Maybe the teddy was a memento, or he thought it would never get noticed as is.

>>51546250
There's no way the materials that thing's constructed of are worth 10,000 gold pieces.

>>51547597
"Hey, I'll give you 10,000 gold pieces for that teddy bear."

>>51547367
>There's no kid mentioned.
>>51546250
>>However you have learned that his phylactery is also a child's teddy bear.
>child's teddy bear

That said, either nab it and destroy it, or make a duplicate of it, swap them, then destroy it.

I'm not sure why this is even a question.

>>51546250
Dispel the Misdirection spell on the teddy bear and look for his real phylactery.

I may be a sorcerer rather than a wizard, but I'm not stupid.

>>51546285
This. And then get a cleric to hallow the place just to be sure.

>>51546250
I cast EXPLOSION!

>>51547640
Unfortunately, the RAW indicates that the value of a lich's phylactery is set by an Appraise check made in a vacuum by a spherical cow with +20 to the roll.

Otherwise you get the "I make my phylactery a grain of sand" or "I make my phylactery the tune of Camptown Races" players.

>>51547367

THEN GRAB A CHILD, BRING IT THERE, GIVE HIM THE TEDDY AND THEN KILL IT!

We must keep a standard going here! No half-assed things.

>>51548174
Like any rational person, I'm not going by 3.X rules.

>>51548521
>being this poor

>>51548521
>i listen to troll memes