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If a druid changes into a mice and eats a tiny bit of meat, will

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If a druid changes into a mice and eats a tiny bit of meat, will he be full after turning into a man?
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>>51541680
If you use a little meat to fill a little container, and then transfer it to a bigger container, is the bigger container full?
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If a druid changes into an animal and gets impregnated by a different animal of the same kind, will she give birth to said animal after turning back?
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>>51541758
Druid turns into a Dinosaur, eats a ton of food, than changes back to a human sized creature.

He does not explode. Please explain.
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>>51541780
Fair point. I would like to imagine the food is expelled from his bowels like toothpaste from a tube.
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Nobody cares
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>>51541760
Either 1 of 2 things happened.
1) The baby is aborted due to the transformation into a form that doesn't support its' development.
2) The fact of being pregnant prevents the druid from transforming further until the baby is carried to term.
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>>51541992
Is this some druid getting uncomfortable?
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>>51541760
Yes.
At higher levels, the Druid can do this without changing at all.
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>>51541780
>Druid turns into a Dinosaur, eats a ton of food, than changes back to a human sized creature.
>He does not explode. Please explain.
You're playing the wrong edition.
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>>51541680
I prefer to say that the internal organs don't change, they just get shunted dimensionally. So the mouse could chow down a three course meal, but the t-rex can't actually swallow begin to the guy he bit in half.

Actually, I think that interpretation would nerf the giant toad forms swallow whole. But I think it's worth it, to avoid the alternative crazy logic.
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>>51542024
It's a mystery. They would like it to stay that way.
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>>51542196
>swallow begin to
*begin to swallow
Forgive my word salad.
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>>51542144
>I don`t understand examples.
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Could a druid transport the rest of the party by changing into a whale or giant snake to swallow them, changing into a bird to travel, then changing back to spit them out again?
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>>51541680
It's magic, so sure whatever.
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>>51542337
>I don't understand jokes

It's okay, we have pills for that now.
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>>51542379
I don't think they'd survive that. No the druid can't instakill an enemy by swallowing them as a giant frog and then turning into a sparrow, because fuck you Dave that's why.
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>>51541760
Regardless of the animal, the result is always an owlbear.
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>>51541680
No. The size change renders the food inconsequential.

>>51541780
Its vomited back up in the process of changing. Every druid is taught this lesson early on, and is an important lesson to remember.

>>51541760
As the transformation is only physical and thus lacks any of the actual essence of the creature, no, a druid cannot become pregnant. What is this jenehtiks you speak of?
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>>51542213
>filename
T-rex sized kek
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>>51541760
**If you're willing to take the BoEF as true, then no.**
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>>51543369
>the actual essence of the creature
It's called sperm, it's entirely physical. Just try it out!
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>>51543637
An animal's essence cannot mix with a human's unless under very specific and mostly unnatural means. Do you take me for a moron who doesn't know that sperm carries a portion of the essence of a creature? There are ways of mixing essence, and there are creatures which naturally do so, dragons for instance, but the magics of druidism do not allow it. Nature tends to be a rather strict mistress in this department.
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>>51543717
But in this case the animals essence mixes with the animals essence of the human currently in animal form.
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>>51541760
We had a that girl druid player who did just that. Had a number of animals which were her children, and assisted her in different ways.
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>>51543999
Girls are weird, glad I never touch those.
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>>51542196
I'd rather have the alternative crazy logic.
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>>51542439
What if they have acid resistance?
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>>51543039
What happens when the government and kingdoms of the world figure out that transmutation wizards and wild-shaping druids have been the cause for the owl-bear problem plaguing the kings forest for the past three years?
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>>51544421
Theres a dimension where all the extra mass goes to and comes from

It works for marvel
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>>51541680
Probably not. He'd probably actually very hungry after turning back into a man.
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>>51544421
I'm imagining an Owlbear version of smokey the bear.

"Only YOU can prevent owlbears" as he offers a wand of dispel towards the viewer
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>>51547294

No wait, make that a pack of condoms, not a wand of dispel. Don't need UMD for condoms.
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