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What flavors of elf do you enjoy (besides the standard Vanilla

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What flavors of elf do you enjoy (besides the standard Vanilla and Chocolate)?
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>>51514116

Strawberry
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Not sure what you'd describe this as. Caramelves are also great.
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>>51514162

Dats chocolate.
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>>51514162

How on earth are those boob straps being held in place?
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I want to marry a drow boy.
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>>51514286

Magic!
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>>51514116
Dead
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>>51514286
Double-sided tape is one of the greatest secrets of the elves
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Chaotic hearted elves. Fuck the stern sorts.
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>>51514286
Xanthan gum usually works nicely.

It's what I've used.
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>>51514330
for some reason, i hope that this isnt a woman, but a massively obese man using tape to hold up his tits
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>>51514116
What flavor is the muscular kind?
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>>51514116

I like having elves being generally split into two categories. The snooty holier-than-thou insufferable nobles and the more down-to-earth laid back elves. Sorta like what 4e went towards with the elf/eladrin split, or Dragonage with the city elves and the Dalish. Or, you know, any fantasy involving elves ever.

Drow are there for the edgebait.
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>>51514116

Mystery.
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>>51514430

Beef.
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>>51514116
Tiefling: Strawberry

Half-Elf: Butter Pecan

Orc/Goblin/Formorianwhathaveyou: Minty Green

Nymph: Blue Moon Cookie Dough

Drow: Blackberry Currant

There's all the Ice-Cream metaphors. God I love UDF. Also, Drow a shit. Nymph, Tiefling, Orc, Brown Elf and Half Elf are all gud.
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>>51514116
Red ones
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>>51515082
>Drow a shit
Take that back you fucking whore
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>>51515101
Drizzzt a shit. World a fuck. Rather take orc dick than take it back.
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>>51515101
Because of Drizzt, standard rangers suddenly become twin-swordsmen instead of just a good wildsman and archer.

Very very annoying.
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>>51514286
I think they're hooks made of white metal, not straps.
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>>51515264
Me DM'ing for some random people in a college "Game Club"

>Me: Okay, pick race and class.

>Her: I wanna be a draw ranger

>mfw

>Okay, specialization?

fucking twin swords.

proceeds to use them to execute prisoners, flirt with people of both genders, and light a random travelling monk on fire.

2010 wasn't a fun year.
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>>51515193
>Rather take orc dick than take it back.
That's like saying "I'd rather eat ice cream cake than take it back."
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>>51514116
Tattooed Rapist Elves are my favorite
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>>51515360
English as a second language, man.
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>>51515419
I'm not criticizing your English.
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>>51515442
Misunderstood, cool, you do your orc dick thing then.
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>>51515390
I think I need a taste test of this flavor
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>>51515465
Salty, and strong.
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>>51515476
Hmmm, now where would one go to acquire said flavor
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>>51514116
Neapolitan, Salted Caramel, Rum Raisin.... Key Lime... I could go on.
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>>51515496
Run your own game, nerd
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>>51515496
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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the one that is amputated and put on display.
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>>51515496
Right here bruva.

http://i1.pixiv.net/c/480x960/img-master/img/2016/09/12/19/17/20/58948152_p2_master1200.jpg
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I can't tell if this thread was derailed or a blatant place for fetish posting. fuck me /tg/.
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>>51514116
Beef
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Ash flavoured is the best by far
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>>51515580
Hey there, Virt! Good to see you around!
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>>51514116
Cave elves like the Falmer who have gone without light for so long that they're flesh is translucent.
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Happily married.
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Which elf is the Moon Mist elf?
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>>51514116
Chubby ones.
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>>51514116
Space Elves.
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>>51514116
I like the fourth flavor
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I love Oreo drow.
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>>51516856
where is this from
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>>51517987
Methonium decided to draw a "legitimate" manga. But it's still fetishy and he still does porn, so I'm fine with that.
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>>51514116
Androgynous
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I prefer Dark Elves, but fuck the hyperspecific Drow.
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>>51515590
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i like small elfs aka halflings
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>>51515590
Bruh? You replied to the wrong fucking post you dumbass.
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>>51514116

All the flavours, and all the colours of the rainbow and then some.
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>>51514116
Midnight?

I don't fucking know what you'd call this
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>>51519415
Why is she pulling down her pants?
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>>51519415
Halfling are small human
Gnome are small elf
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>>51514116
I like my (surface) Elves to generally come in two categories:
High Elves, who range from fairly friendly and good with social skills to snooty, holier-than-thou assholes who are very good with social skills when they find someone they consider worthy. They tend to live in gleaming cities and consider themselves the pinnacles of everything, and their magic has a lot of stuff about shaping nature and natural materials to suit their needs.
Wood Elves, who live fairly simple lives in forests and range from simple, friendly folk to 'if you step foot in our forest without permission we will kill you and hang your mutilated corpse from the trees as a warning to others.' Their magic (and lifestyle) tend toward living in harmony with nature as-is, rather than reshaping it.

Then, of course, there's Drow (usually done in the standard D&D style) because they're such delicious assholes and I actually rather like the redeemed Drow character concept (it may help that I've only read a couple Drizzt books and found them good-but-not-great). It may also help that I bring Viconia with me ~99% of the times I play BG/BGII.
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>>51514116
If we're talking the fantasy of it, I like my Elves to align with more classic Nordic imagery and ideas while holding onto the Fey ideas as well.

So essentially Faerie Vikings.

In terms of skin color I'll take any but prefer the brown with occasional freckling.
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>>51514116
>besides the standard Vanilla and Chocolate
Are you implying that chocolate is a viable answer here? The meme race that only exists in japanese pornography and one or two animes? How many settings out there do exists in which I can play a brown elf? I know there are some with bronze skin.
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>>51516895
But why did you post a human with strange ears?
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>>51514116
I hate elves with a passion because everyone I met who likes or plays them is a huge asocial faggot
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Psychotropic zombie elves. With shotguns.
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>>51514116
Fun-sized, and slightly cinnamon flavored.
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>>51519674
Charcoal toothpaste.
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Ashy and dour
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>>51514116
Otherworldly and not mainstream fetish bait
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Androgynous
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>>51514116
Tall and lanky but stronk.
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>>51520532
But nonmainstream, otherworldly fetish bait is still a-okay, yes?
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>>51519695
She's checking if the tattoo on her ass is the same one as the symbol on the totem.
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>>51514116
Ash
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>>51514116
green is da best
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>>51514116
What would red elves be? Lava warrior elves?
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Rich Blueberry or Grape wrapped in black silk kerchief, sitting on an ornate plate of gold and silver, sitting in dark oak table in a low-light room with blue coloured light.
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>>51520648
I too agree that all elves should be ash. Let the magma flow.
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>>51520690
blood
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>>51520615
Sure as long as the average person would be more unsettled than aroused
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Blueberry, Raspberry or Blackcurrant.
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>>51520615

Alluring and terrifying are key.

Otherworldly/alien.
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>>51520845
This
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>>51516895

Shitty art made by someone who obviously hasnt looked at any eldar drawings whatsoever
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>>51515095
in my group we have fisher elves, which are based off the Uzumaki from Naruto.
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>>51519459
You wouldnt have clicked it if ye could have learned the contex through the post.
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>>51521207
Not shitty. This guy only draws this one particular face.
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>>51522263
>human with pointy ears
It's shit anon.
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>>51521207
No thats pretty much exactly what Eldar art looks like recently
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>>51515343
Sounds like a perfectly normal elf.
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I've got imperial elves, forest elves, sea elves and crusader elves. I don't wanna describe them all over again, but the elves were apparently the thing people enjoyed the most about my setting when I posted it here.
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>>51522285
>recently
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>>51514116
Spankable.
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>>51522409
Please end yourself.
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>>51522435
No u
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>>51522285
You sure about that? This art is so recent it's not even out yet.
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>>51520333
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Okay. So where did Brown Elves come from?
I know you see them everywhere in elf hentai, but I've never heard of them coming from anywhere in the traditional TTRPGs.

I remember someone saying on here once that Brown Elves come from the Japanese misunderstanding what "black skin" mean for depicting Dark Elves when they animated Record of Lodoss War, but that could be true, right?
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>>51514116

I'm quite fond of Minty Arctic Elves. Whiter than white, with silver or bluish hair, covered in furs to keep warm outside, or cozied up by the fire inside.

The long, cold nights require someone close to you to keep warm.
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>>51514286
adhesive nipples
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>>51522566
IIRC chocolate elves simply looked better on screen
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>>51522566
It was Record of Lodoss War, but it wasn't a misunderstanding. It has also purple-ish elves, everybody just seems to forget.
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>>51522699
>purple-ish
I'm retarded, that's clearly grey.
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Psychotic mongol vietcong
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Delicious chocolate
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>>51516856
I don't get this fetish. Japs are dumb
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>>51522980
When was the last time you played a chocolate elf?
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>>51519708
Gnomes are unloved dwarve/elf bastards
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>>51522994
It's just another episode of "japan ruins western fantasy". The premise lacks substance for an on-going story, so it hopefully ends soon.
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This thread is cancerous fetishbait.

As I type that out I realize it could apply to most /tg/ threads.
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>>51523085

Nah, I just wanted to know which types of non-standard elves are most popular so I could include them in my next game (which is elf heavy).
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With a fancy architecture
Pic is from Heroine' quest: the herald of ragnarok
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>>51523113
Than why didn't you ask this? Is this thread full of "I masturbate to [color]" really helpfull?
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>>51523113
Look up Glorantha and Runequest Elfs are walking plants/trees
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>>51522566
>>51522686
IIRC it's because of limited animation budget. Black is hard to shade well, especially when you're working with limited colour palette (as RoLW was; their budged was tiny, so they couldn't afford to buy a huge selection of different shades to colour their animation frames). Brown is much easier to shade, and you probably have a decent selection of brown shades available as it's a very common colour.
Incidentally, black being hard to shade is why a lot of older anime (and some western animation as well) gives characters that should have black hair very dark blue or purple hair, even if other characters have realistic hair colours. And rumor has it that the reason Char Aznable from Gundam pilots a bright red mecha (aside from making it stand out among the army green mooks with the same design, but that could have been accomplished with any number of other colours) was that the studio had a surplus of that particular shade of red, and thus used it as much as possible.
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>>51523150

More than you might think.
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>>51523211
So you're running a erp thing?
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Blood elves/night elves

>this triggers /tg/

Also spankable for good measure
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>>51523211
Tell us what you got.
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I've never actually seen it done, but curry elves.
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>>51523150
Whuh-oh! Looks like the newfag got triggered! Why not mosey on back to the Paizo forums or reddit where you came from, buddy? They probably miss you.
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>>51523219
>>51523237

I'll post it when it's done.
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>>51523257
>newfag
>muh reddit
So you just wanted an /e/ thread, alright.

>using based Marcille for such a shit post
Fuck, she got too popular.
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>>51523326
>quick to recognize lewdness
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that
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>>51523372
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>>51523297
>implying all posts aren't shit posts
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Lewd faggots ruined elves.
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>>51523392
>that's what elves want other races to think
BTW what kind of stuff you like your elves to have?
Apart the usual long lifespan/being immortal and magic affinity.
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>>51523451
Being badass.
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>>51516856
>Chubby ones.
Indeed, best flavour
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>>51514116
Rat-elves
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>>51520333
>>51522544
top tier taste detected
Juliet a shit, Holly best girl
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>>51523402
Better to have a bunch of sexually frustrated perverts living out their fantasies online with pictures of make believe women than real women in every day life.
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>>51523672
I don't care, I have to deal with them here.
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>>51514116
Enslaved
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>>51523709
And less women have to deal with them in public. You're the hero they need, but not the one they deserve
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>>51514116
Muscular barbarian ones with sideburns
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>>51523743
>if they can't post lewd pictures of humans with pointy ears on a Yotsuba B board, they will molest human girls in real life
No, I don't think this is how it works anon.
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>>51523709
Why are you here if you hate lewd?
/tg/'s been lewd since day one, did you forget the crusade for Blackleaf smut?
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>>51523783
>Why are you here if you hate lewd?
To talk about traditional games. In this case about elves.
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>>51522994
It's not really a Japanese thing. At least I don't think chubby/fat fetish is any more common in Japan than the west. In this case, that particular artist is known for drawing porn with chubby girls, and somehow got into a position to publish a "legitimate" manga about a chubby elf.

>>51523522
Sakurai's tendency to quit his stuff midway through is frustrating. He's got 3 different webcomics that he's just dropped (one he got bored of, second he quit to work on the 3rd one, and the 3rd he quit when he got a book deal). I liked Intragalactic and would've wished it didn't just abruptly end since he suddenly got too busy.
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>>51523485

>"GRAAAAH, AS WINTER APPROACHES MINE CHARIOT MUST BE MADE "WINTER-READY" BY STRAPPING WHEEL CHAINS ON IT"
>"ANCIENT BEAST! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH YON SHOVELLING OF THINE DRIVE-WAY?"
>"NAY, I AM FIREY AND WRAUT, BUT THANKETH THEE FOR ASKING!"
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>>51523451
Getting stronger as they age.

This is such a logical thought that it pains me that nobody ever think about it. Ok, you have elves that are just human with pointy ears? And then, you have super good elves with superpower'n'shit? Those are usually super old?

Make that casual relationship. Elves are born no better than human. Instead of getting old, they get better as they age. Truly old elves are a force to be reckoned with.

It is so simple and solves so many problems.
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>>51523820
I meant the symmetrical docking
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>>51523451
Giant multicoloured moustaches.
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>>51523826
I like the idea that all elven nations have a few country destroying wizard kings at their disposal and is the main reason why elves are feared.

Or that their cities are hidden from the other races, so everyone knows little about them.
You know, then elf in a human city is an extremely rare sight and will invite all sorts of stares.
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>>51523839

It's a slaanesh thing.
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>>51524068
I like that elves looks it doesn't look human
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>>51523451
If I intend to make elves a player race I tend to nerf the lifespan a bit, they may live longer than humans but not millennia. One or two centuries at most.
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>>51524686
As far as I can say this is how most games handle it. Millennia old elves are pretty rare.
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>>51514299
What if he doesn't want to marry you though?
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>>51523771
But it really does work like that for some people. Obviously it doesn't eliminate the attacks completely, but if it stops even one person from doing it then it's worth the suffering
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>>51520648
B A A R D A U

A

A

R

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A

U
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>>51524758
Do you realize that /e/, /h/ and /aco/ exist? And sites that primarily host porn? Alright, it's completely retarded anyway but not being able to lewd /tg/ up is not an excuse for someone molesting real women.
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>>51524739
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>>51524880
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A little bit unreal looking, not reacting as they should to ambient lighting conditions due to glamour
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>>51524901
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Spotted
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>>51524915
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>>51523839
>2 tits+2 tits=4 tits
>more tits=good
Whats there to get?
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>>51522994
It's their version of Facial Abuse videos. Anything that can embarrass a woman is sexually arousing to them. Its why women make those horrible crying sounds in all their pornography.
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>>51525000
Does this get you hard?
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>>51525034
>Anything that can embarrass a woman
>a japanese woman
that's virtually everything. Their entire culture is shame based
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>>51525063
Disgusting.
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>>51524686
Just make them live directly twice as long as humans.

Then you can get some pretty ara-ara style moments.
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>>51525063
The upsetting thing is that Japanese girls will actually imitate the tearing up and wailing "no, stop; help!" shit in bed.

It's like white girls using porn-tier dirty talk and doing that disgusting sucking air through their teeth while baring them thing to show arousal; they think that that's what guys want to see, so they do it to.

Had a friend who did overseas studies in college who couldn't get properly laid in Japan, because his dick would soften every time a girl would act like she didn't want it (even though its just their dirty talk) and got accused of being gay.
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>>51525036

Where do you think you are?
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>>51525162
>sucking air through their teeth while baring

Isn't that a reflexive act? it's not so much tied with arousal as with surprising situations.

>couldn't get properly laid in Japan, because his dick would soften every time a girl would act like she didn't want it

Damn, I got the same problem but never faced it IRL.


Also, best elves reporting.
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>>51525229
<- This one look kinda funny, can't explain why tho
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>>51525240
They were honestly kinda underwhelming
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>>51514116
>besides vanilla and chocolate
are... are there Asian elves? I'm suddenly very interested in this
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>>51525251

They were yeah. Looked like fantasy spess mehreens, performed like chinese soldiers.
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>>51525281
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>>51525281
All Planescape elves look asian thanks to the artist drawing everything with weirdly slanted eyes.
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>>51525281
They're like regular elves but with bigger tits and sluttier clothes
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>>51525335
I kinda like it
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>>51514116
Y'know, I'm gonna go with >>51514319, but also take it a step further.

I like me some fey elves. I'm talkin' like some Changeling: The Lost, World of Darkness shit, Seelie court motherfuckers. High magic bullshit where you're never quite sure if offending one of them will cause you to be cursed to have your eyes eaten by eldritch fucking magpies or some shit.

Elves that are never, in any capacity, seen as good or exemplary, but instead are played up to be fucking terrifying. They might be beautiful and magical, but they're also fickle and dangerous, played more as if they're some kind of alien force of nature than proper characters.
Those are the kind of elves I like.

But chocolate elves are still best.
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>>51525318
>thumbmail
Eldar are based on a shitton of pagan stuff, they are not just asian elves.
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>>51523522
That's just fucking fat.
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Sports elves
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>>51525249
No eyebrows.
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>>51519415
I remember there was an entire thread about this picture, and all us anons decided that the elf was just some tart who got a foreign tattoo.

Good times.
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>>51525645
Finally see it, here's a wild elf.
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>>51514116
Half-Elves float my boat
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>>51524922
Why is he angry?
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>>51525770
I just figured she was about to rub one out in front of that statue to cap off her trail to become a real warrior.
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>>51525974
Because he's tired of tumblr's vitiligo fetish.
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>>51524739
He's a male, he doesn't get much say in that.
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>>51522544
I know this is rule 34 from artemis fowl, But what is the specific source?
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Elves can live quite a long time, while they have naturally longer lifespans than humans they have superior healing magic and medicine which helps prevent many deaths. They do still grow old but they tend not to get the worst symptoms of old age till later. 60 year old elves have white hair and wrinkled but are usually healthy.

Rich elves can afford to live much longer and often use magic to appear much younger than they should, without glamour an elder elf looks almost like a lich
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>>51522699
Not certain which series that elf comes from (I think its Heroic Knight) but there was an 8 year separation between the OVA ('90-'91) which Pirotess appeared in as a brown elf in order to contrast better with the dark underground backgrounds and Heroic Knight in '98.

>>51523203
That sounds about right.
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>>51526418
That elf is from the first Record of Lodoss War, anon.
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>>51519674
Liquorice, obviously.
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>>51514116
Wood Elves are best Elves.
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>>51526671
They are only good when they are wild hunt-style savages, else they are the pretty basic elves, at worst vegan hippies.
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>>51526705
WHFB Wood Elves are the high water mark for Wood Elves to me.

They are insane savages that wage war on pretty much everyone. Fucking Ents decorating their branches with dead bodies, Dryads ripping people apart, and their Queen is nearly a Force of Nature. Quite Literally.
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/tg/, I only enjoy elves like >>51526705 and >>51520333

Are the any more you can think of that fall into either category?
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>>51525281

bruh
Look at this dude
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>>51526464
Well, he is brown in the picture you just posted, but I was guessing that the previous screen shot was from the Heroic Knight TV series.
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>>51526810
It's kinda a /v/ territory, but disciples 2 elves.
They have this noble elves vs wild elves thing going on and overall are on a badass side.
Unfortunately, i only have a concept artwork like pic.related.
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>>51520333
My nigga

Never bothered to check out the graphic novel versions, but the stories overall were pretty good - though after Lost Colony they're a bit mixed up for me - I can recall the first 5, especially the first 3, much better and they seem less random.

Shame we never got to see more than a half-scene or narration of Vinyáya, she seemed cool
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>>51527114
You know, I could imagine the young artemis fowl shitposting.
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>>51527114
What the hell is this art style
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>>51527178
I think Artimis throughout most of his time in the books would shitpost -sometimes intentionally (see: the psychiatrists, councillors, the fact that he writes books as Dr, C Naill DeMencha) and most of the time just through his incredible arrogance and need to prove that he's right (see: 99% of anything Artemis says, also the first scene in the Eternity Code)
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>>51524739
hah! sjw get out.
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>>51526705
What about wood elves that are not actually natural, the tree cities they live in are shaped by magic. They care not for trees that are not currently serving them.
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>>51526950
I worked on Disciples 3 (and regret it).
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>>51527640
>They care not for trees that are not currently serving them.
Are those even Wood Elves at that point? I thought a defining characteristic of Wood Elves was there fondness for nature.
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>>51528014
Wood Elves, just like any kind of elves, are whatever you want them to be. They only have to do something with woods because of their name, which they do.
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>>51528024
I've always thought of them as insane Druids and earth tenders.

Different folks, different strokes after all.
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>>51526770
Lauloren elves are way more chill. Athel Loren elves are nutjobs.
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>>51528014
TES Bosmer are kind of like that. They have a cultural taboo against harming the plants of their homeland, but it's not because they're particularly fond of plants but because it was part of a deal their ancestors made with the forest-god Y'ffre to gain stable forms. They have no problems using plant-based products as long as they're imported, as the taboo only extends to the plants of Valenwood.
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>>51527980
Oh, i remember this whole story.
Made a wise choice with waiting and not buying it at the release.
Sad really.
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>>51528076
Even in Tolkien's books, there was already a divide between the friendly druids of Lothlorien and isolationist nazis of Mirkwood.
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>>51528130
Athel Loren are the ones I think of when Wood Elves.

>>51528184
Not really familiar with the Bosmer, but don't they violently defend their homeland?
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>>51528211
They also eat people.
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>>51528246
Awesome. That's fucking cool.

I might need to pick up the remastered edition and fuck up some people with a Bosmer. Too bad there's no racial that lets me eat people.
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>>51528278
Namira's ring lets you eat people. Have fun being a stealth archer cannibal.
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>>51528303
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>>51523820
It kinda is, though I never read the first one.

Been meaning to check out his patreon, apparently it's pretty regular, but I've yet to bother, and I don't really feel like spending the money
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>>51523826
So elves work like vampires?
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>>51525162
>Had a friend who did overseas studies in college who couldn't get properly laid in Japan, because his dick would soften every time a girl would act like she didn't want it (even though its just their dirty talk) and got accused of being gay.
Did he ever try telling the girls that that turned him off?

Hell, he could just say it turns Western guys off (which is by-and-large true, and lets them keep thinking Japanese men are into that shit if they want).
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>>51528205
It's the other way around. The Mirkwood elves traded and allied with surrounding kingdoms. No non-elf had lived to leave Lothlorien in hundreds of years.
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>>51528544
>which is by-and-large true
By what metric did you find that? Because 100% of hyperlocalized male population disagrees with that.
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>>51514116
Wild and snake themed
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>>51528514
Funny that. I made the link too, and in my setting vampires are failed experiment to emulate the white flame of the elves into humans. They got a black flame instead, one which needs to consume the vitality of others.
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>>51528574
Have you ever had an actual woman in real life (not in a sexual fantasy), stridently protest you fucking her?
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>>51528709
Within the context of a con non-con scenario, absolutely.
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>>51528670
But in reality, elves are really human.

The white flame, the Elven Souls, was created by the dwarves to fight against the precursors in the beginning of time. They shovelled in into some humans who became the first elves, and subsequently completely forgotten that they were once human in the war.

Dwarves and elves relations are strained, because the dwarves remember.
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>>51528546
I don't know what supplement this autism comes from, but it's the other way around in the books.
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>>51528668
Why is Rin tied up and who is the elf?
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Ugly pale green goblin-looking ones.
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>>51528906
Not him, but wut.

Laurelindorenan was always the nazi elves. Galadriel don't like people in her little elven village. Most don't come back alive. Those who do don't come back sane.

Mirkwood elves trade openly with humans, don't like dwarves, and allows passage into their territory.
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>all these animu elves
Mark of a pleb.
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>>51528906
You are completely backward.
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>>51528908
It's Echidna, 500-something bounty hunter
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>>51529007
I don't have any other ones though
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I like my Elves to be Snoop Dog inspired.
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>>51529075
Becasue you are a pleb. And GATE is shit
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>>51529107
Say that to my face you not-roman
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>>51529087
sauce?
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>>51529132
Actually I have a question now. Does Japan buy all its weapons and military equipment from USA and other countries or Japanese can produce something on their own?
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>>51529132
naaaah man GATE is shit
now I just hope someone will make a similar story with better characters, story, worldbuilding and everything else....
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>>51529190
I believe they do
They have, at least, domestically build tanks, support vehicles, guns and ships
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>>51529181
World of Wulfram. German comedy series. A guy lives with a fantasy Elf and Orc.
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>>51529087
cute
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>>51529219
You can keep your not-Roman taste.
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>>51529190
They produce their own weapons, but rely on imported materials to do it.
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>>51529190
Thanks to the Treaty, I assume they have to use a lot of US Military stuff for compatibility's sake.
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>>51529132
>>51529289
Haven't seen or read GATE, but they are basically humans with pointy ears, aren't they?
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>>51529087
>>51529181
>>51529266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGocEUsuJc
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>>51519695
Size queen in the making.
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>>51529307
Nah. The elves in GATE live hundreds of years and the humans are humans.
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>>51529307
What, elves? You in a elf thread. Why are you asking that? There's other races if that's what you're asking.
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>>51529190
They buy quite a bit of material (finishes and unfinished) from abroad, predominately from the USA but they do make their own vehicles in many cases. I believe they buy their jets and attack helicopters from the USA though, but build their own tanks, ships and other things.
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>>51529329
>The elves in GATE live hundreds of years
But let me guess, this has absolutely no bearing on their character. Like this 15000 years old brat.
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>>51529367
Most of the elves we really met so far are only like 120 I think. So, relatively young.
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>>51529241
>>51529299
>>51529303
>>51529360
Thanks. I wondered if Japan would have access to materials and cool modern toys without old allies.
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>>51529389
Oh boy, it sure does take advantage of the fact there is a long-lived race then.
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>>51529367
Blonde elf in jeans and a white t shirt up above was still living at home with daddy and acts like it. The "older" elves we saw did act a bit more mature.

There's still the 900+ goth loli demigod though.
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>>51529289
At first it was somewhat interesting but it went down the drain pretty fast. Now it offers only fan service and waifu material and it's bad even at that!
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>>51529406
The older ones all died. What the fuck do you want from me?
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>>51529426
Do something interesting with the fact that they get really old for once.
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I like salty and bitter flavors.
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>>51529331
THICCCC, manlets need not apply
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>>51529403
They would have trouble feeding themselves, never mind having modern military equipment. Japan has been extremely reliant on the wider for resources for more than a century. It's why they tried to establish an overseas empire in WW2, and it's also one of the reasons why they ultimately lost. Without a steady flow of resources from elsewhere, they can't sustain a modern industrial society.
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Elves
Flavor
What more do you need?
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Big ol tall eldritch knights
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I like green apple, lemon lime, and maple.

What kind are they?
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>>51514116
No mention of blue elves?
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>>51529865
Source?
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>>51520517
My n'wah.
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>>51532998
I want to make bad choices with a Dunmer girl.
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>>51533026
Don't we all.
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>>51529783
Has there even been a TTRPG that has Santa/Keebler style elves and explicitly call them elves and not make them halflings with magic?
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>>51533160
Yes, yes we do.
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>>51524880
>>51524901

Are these from the guy that did Requiem: Vampire Knight?
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>>51530423
blue?
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>>51534669
Yep, Olivier Ledroit. It's his work for homm5.
In the game they didn't look as cool as these ones tho
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>>51516815
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>>51534769
I'll have to look into it. Thanks man.
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>>51514330
Spot the cosplayer
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>>51514116
Orc spit roast flavour.
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>>51515330
does that work? I understand that it will be uncomfortable as fuck, but does it work?
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>>51533026
>>51533160
>>51533856
What about those who like a decent chance of survival?
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>>51514847
>elf version of the musclegirl from Rune Soldier Louie
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>>51514116
Aquatic.
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>>51514116
Well OP, what do you got?
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>>51534769
The Elves of HoMM V were nevertheless excellent. For one simple reason: they ripped off Warhammer down to details.
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>>51527640
so, war of the ancients night elves?
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>>51535414
OUTLANDERS DON'T WED DUNMER!
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What skin colour do you like your Dark Elves? Rich or glossy black skin? Deep indigo, blue, or purple skin? Brown or tan skin? Pale or chalky white skin?
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>>51535759
Pale white is a little underused i think
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>>51514430
What about thicc kind?
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>>51535787
Worst kind.
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>>51535759
Same as the rest of elves. I see no reason why dark elves should be the niggers of their kind.
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>>51535759
Technicolor elves are too silly for me
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>>51525365
>tfw your sister used this picture to describe the two of you
>tfw you haven't seen her in... a long time
Hmm, unexpected feels.
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>>51535759
Light blue or purple is okay, but pale is best.

Brown elves are just another shade of normal elves to me.
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>>51514116
The Sand kind. JIHADI ELVES!
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>>51535759
I personally prefer the dark blue or purple kinds. The background art on the Drow page in the 5e Monster Manual is so much cooler and creepier then any of the other Drow pictures which seem bland.
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>>51514286
They're attached to the ring around her neck.
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>>51527225
>>51527114
>>51520333


shit tiered shit art that doesn't even come CLOSE to doing justice for Artemis, Butler and Holly.....

>>51523632
especially Holly
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>>51525357
and whats happening on the skin?
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>>51536446
Artemis is fine, and the art got better, and Holly would be okay if they'd colored her properly, but you're not wrong really.

It was the best I had that would be recognizable. Artemis Fowl is really hurting for great fanart.
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>>51515888
Argonian here, trips don't lie. Ash-strider gals take invasion like champs!
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>>51536685
I don't blame you. I also recognize the lack of visuals for it.
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>>51528278
>>51528303
>Not modding the game to be able to cannibalize at any time
>Not playing as a necromancer bosmer that eats their foes and reanimates their bones in some warped attempt to "use all" of what they kill
Why would anyone even bother playing unmodded
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>>51535414
Have you not seen house politics? Once you've proven that you'll stand by her, your Dunmer girl will cling to you through thick and thin because that's a level of trust and loyalty that is the thing of legends in their culture.
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>>51536685
For you, anon.
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>>51533026
>bad choices with a Dunmer girl.
that seems impossible
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>>51539960
That's a man.
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>>51539985
>elf
>man

But fine. There, better?
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>>51540020
>>elf
>>man
I can never take anyone serious that uses this meme.
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>>51540043
>taking serious someone who posts elves in first place
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>>51540086
Well, yes. Some anons know what they are talking about when they post elves. Meme-spouters of course not.
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>>51535218
u n d e r r a t e d
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>>51535939
Why, did she refuse to bear your child?
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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