Quick! Think of the last character you played that died! Got

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"Why the hell does the black guy always die first. Shieeeeeeet"

>>51503765
They never spoke. It's not that they were mute, I just never talking IC.

The last words of the character before that were OoC in IC, but that character talked a lot.

"Nah, I'll be fine."
He was not fine.

>>51503765
"I'll go in front, I can take a hit"

Fucking Runes of Death

>>51503765
"FUCK YOU!"
>growling sounds as he bites off one of the beholder's eye stalks

the beholder did not take kindly to this action

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DM asked for last words as the pyromancer was burned to death in a monster's breath weapon. I gave him this:

"So this is the power of fire...not bad. Not bad at all."

[Onomatopoeia of a man trying to ask for help while choking on his own blood.]

"SHI-"

"My arms are broken, my legs are broken, my heart is broken, but I am not afraid."

My only regret is that I have natoneitis

"Ave Imperator" before detonating the demolition charges in the warp engine room, exploding the entire ship to kill the Necrons.

Only in death does duty end.

>>51503765
(In normal language) You go back and tell everyone, I'll distract them.
(In kamispeak) Oh mighty spirits of fire, consume my soul's power and smite the enemies of Rokugan!

>>51503765
>Paladin killed to save another party member from an ambush of ghouls
>"Run!"

>>51503765
I was not meant to take a rod in me.
t. javelined dying wizard

"We have won the day!"
Cavalier after beating wave after wave of ghouls and dread zombies before the halfling barbarian killed him. The halfling barbarian had just gotten a shiny new sword. It was a cursed shiny new sword. Nat 20s are a bitch

"Oh for fuck's sake, not again."

Character died previously, was magically resurrected, was hit by a spell-devouring sword that drained his "fake life".

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"Holy shit, chupacabras are real."

RIP Agent Sullivan

"Th-Th-Th... Th-That's a-all folks..."
Comedian Bard

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"I don't want to die."

Two last ones were heroic sacrifices - have both:

"Odin guide my blade, Freya guard my sister" in a viking homebrew

and

"All batteries, fire on my position" in Fading Suns

"Fuck you."

>>51504387
>"All batteries, fire on my position" in Fading Suns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IicBPT9_OQE

>>51503765
"Give me a scythe."

>>51503765

"Where did that damn kid go?"

Moments later, the entire floor they were on exploded, as the street urchin managed to trigger a massive explosion. TPK.

We've had this exact thread before. I've seen this exact thread before. The deja vu is real.

"Alright let's see how hard he hits!" As it turns out iron golem hit very very hard

"S-should never trust...... those damn pansies...." -my last Dark Heresy Adept

then i got ressurected by the same farseer that lead me to my death, because i'm "too wastefull" to loose
i don't know i must pat her or punch her for that

>>51503765
"Just cut my windpipe, not the jugular, maybe I can fake my way through this."

>>51503765
First time she died it was after a long battle filled with assorted grunts, cries, screaming and finally gasping for breath as her lungs filled with blood. I can't remember her specific words before the fight started but she was talking to a carpenter.
"I promise." After she got better and died again much later, hand in hand with her sister right after making a deal with the Goddess of Death for the both of them.
The two of them now serve as gardeners for said Goddess.

>>51504721
>Goddess of Death
>Gardeners
"Idiots! Your Jobs are to make sure the plants DON'T grow."

>>51503765
"Let's make a picture of the explosion"
That's when DM revealed to us that our demo botched his hidden explosives test and the thermobarik bomb he rigged wiped out not only the bad guy's base of opertions, but fucking everything on the island, us included. Strangest TPK we ever had.

"Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Just Fucking Die!"

"I hope this heroic sacrifice horse shit is worth it"

>>51503765
"Back to the Abyss Demon!"

Then I shattered the staff of power over my knee at the precipice of the planar gate to the demonic plane. A Marilith was trying to wrestle the staff of power away from me, and I was playing a paladin of Heironeous and was the last man standing of the party. Glorious.

We ended the campaign there but my goal was to close the abyss and end the demon invasion. DM copped out and didn't tell us if it was successful or not, but the dying npc archwizard said it would work.

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"See you at the bonfire"
Not just a generic Dark Souls reference, when you got to the afterlife in the setting you were greeted by the God of Death sitting at a bonfire who would ask for your life's story

>>51504851
That's cool. What was the setting?

>>51503765
"Dude, they're succubus TWINS. Why would I not hit that?"
RIP Chaotic Asshole Half-Elf Sorcerer

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>>51504901
Homebrew pathfinder, GM admitted most of it was based on some RPG he played as a kid so I wouldn't be surprised if that also turned out to be just an obligatory Darksouls joke

>>51503765

>Fuck Boars.

Brother Anonymous, gored by wild boar.

>>51503765
"Get fucked, I'm taking you with me!"

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"Hey--You were always my favorite!"

The last words of the Sanctioned Psyker right before our jetpacking Stormtrooper (who was escaping to complete our mission as the rest made a heroic last stand) dropped her onto a giant ancient warp dragon... thing we'd been dealing with for like four months of gameplay so she could trap it in a time loop.
Well, break the existing time loop so that everyone else could escape it, while the monster was trapped inside with her, but... it got complicated toward the end.

Anyway, just after that, a pinpoint orbital strike vaporized the whole hive spire we were at the top of. All but three PCs were killed, with my Psyker stuck in a timeloop, the Heavy Gunner reassigned to a cushy desk job somewhere and bored out of his skull, and the Stormtrooper moving on to get a medal and a bunch of rookies to train up, plus the trauma of thinking he got everyone killed.

Also, because she was a Diviner/Biomancer Psyker, she had put her journal into the Stormtrooper's bag before the big final confrontation.
If writing counts, technically her final words were what was on the last page after an accurate description of the final battle's outcome, which she wrote ahead of time.

"Called it!"

"This is your fault."

>>51503765
"Don't you dare eat him!" - Moments before being eaten by a giant plant.

>>51503765
"I have a motorbike at hime, I'm the most qualified man in this team to land a spaceship."

He was technically right but still he died.

Max Fire, my cyberpunk rock star turned road warrior:

"I've found the target!"

Just after he'd shorted out the cyber ninja's optical camo, and just before the ninja shot him anyway.

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>>51503765
>DM doesn't allow last words because people usually die too quickly to say them

>>51505676
There's always last words. You don't have to know that you'll die the next second for it to be last words. You say something and those are your last words of you die a second or an hour later, as long as you didn't say anything else.

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>>51503765
>"I failed you again, mother."

Fucking up a entire vengeance arc hurts.

>>51503765
Crazy Bitch!!!

>>51504080
You made your ancestors proud. Great kharma shall bless your next life.

>>51503765
>"Stand back, I have the power of song!"

Unfortunately the flying devil squid was not impressed by my bard's performance. I never did get to use Chord of Shards.

"Fine, but we're setting aside money to enchant my sword."
And then not long afterwards she gets eaten by a t-rex.

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>>51503765
>Line five: one lima; one alpha—how copy, over?

But if you mean last vocalization:
>AAAUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>51503765
loose translation, but something like "ah fuck it in the pussy"

>>51503765
>''Allahu Ackbar!''

"Stop dicking around, those demon won't kill themselves."
Fighting in hell with that group was a mistake

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I'm forever DM, but our party's monk's last words were pretty chilling in context. She'd been under a grand and was forced to kill a shit ton of innocents, and was fatally injured in the process. An immortal NPC offered her his dark souls power, but she refused, unable to cope with her actions.

"I think I'll go see my father now, if it's all the same to you."

>>51503765
>for fuck's sake, Juan!

>Cut these webs! Those spiders are going to eat me alive!

>>51503765
>FUCKING DRAGONS!!!
Even if his death has nothing to do with dragons whatsoever

>"REEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee..

>Remember this!

So said by my Paladin to the two members of the party who had gained amnesia. It jogged their memory a little, and encouraged one to multiclass into Paladin.

>"Wait a minute, that doesn't look like the Elemental Plane of Gold... oh well, maybe it just looks different!"
It turns out that failing rolls to craft a portal to the plane of gold made it end up in the plane of cold, goddamn typos.

>>51504851
stealing the fuck out of this.

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>>51503765

"Go"

It was a low level party. Was a barbarian when the rogue decided to engage some alligators in water. After everyone got dragged into a fight that could have been avoided entirely, I entered rage and forcefully ripped them out of the grapples one by one so that the cleric could bring them back up before they died. As the party finally managed to drag their way back onto dry land whilst I kept the gators focused on me, this was the last thing my character said to the party before getting dragged under.

They eventually figured out to use ranged attacks from dry land and managed to recover my body but by then it was too late.

The party learned nothing, and the rogue proceeded to try to attack an adult green dragon later down the road, an encounter we could have avoided entirely. He got butthurt when the thing oneshot him.

Jack fucking shit, because it was less than a minute into session one, in the first turn of the first combat.

"Take the kid out of here, everything will be ok."

At least in a way, he was right. They had a nice epilogue together.

"DEUS VULT INFIDELS!"

>>51503765
>"I deserve this."

>>51503765
"I have a plan for that! Just.. Give me some time to... Think..."

It was a wizard who thought he had a contingency for everything

>>51503765
> "You're next!"
Actually, it was she who's next.

>>51503765
"Mommy, help me"

"Tell my ma I love her... and someone feed my dog."

>>51506354
Same last line from so many characters.

>>51503765
>"I'll give you one last chance. Stop this lunacy right now."

He gave one chance too many.

"It's ok mom. I love you."
Brainwashed, Mind reading anon, shortly before she is killed by her own mother.

>>51503765
"....not me...."
cue bullet through the brain to avoid infestation by a body invading sentient parasite.

None of my characters have ever died

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>>51503765
Forever DM, but the last NPC of importance that died was an old veteran that had been with the party near the beginning.

>apart of mercenary group sent to kill party
>they keep him alive randomly
>trains the fighter and they get a master/apprentice relationship
>literal years later in the campaign the group is attempting to escape a mine they have little time to escape before it implodes
>fight in the core injured old mans ankle and party healers are out of every spell/potion
>says to leave him, they're just wasting time
>two rounds of combat go by and the group decides to do as he says, but the fighter player stays behind with his coach
>sits down next to bleeding out old man
>old man tried to reach into his inner pocket but doesn't have the strength
>NPC - "Hey, mind helping me out here? Strength isn't what is used to be."
>Player reaches into veteran's pocket where he knows he keeps is cigars
>rolled for cigars inside with d4-1, get a 0
>NPC - "Damn, could have sworn I had one more left."
>Fighter plays along with this final rp and asks for a percentage roll to see if he'd have taken it before this final fight and say why not. Group says 80% or above would clear it and he rolls 97.
>Player takes out cigar from his own pocket and starts to smoke it
>NPC - "You little shit."
>The two start to laugh with each other till the explosive charge went out, decimating everything inside.

I love my players sometimes.

>>51508233
Hah, that's a good one

I had an orc barbarian.
We fucked with some flying kobolds on an island our ship washed up near after a storm. They followed us back to the ship and we had a last stand.
One of our PCs killed himself with a crossbow. I tried to hack my way through the ship cabin we were hiding in after I kicked a captured kobold on the face.
I already used all my rages and was rolling pretty decently but I didn't have enough strength to make a hole large enough to fit through.
One of the smaller party members, a druid kid, slipped through and was the only one to escape and survive.
Our rogue tried to play dead but died from smoke inhalation. We had barrels of tobacco in that cabin.
I was stuck halfway outside the ship while kobolds assraped me.
I could have escaped if I didn't spend that turn kicking a kobold, or if I saved a rage.
My last thought was that I wasn't angry enough.
[Spoiler]the druid fucked off to some abandoned continent and transformed into a rat and had sex with his rat familiar until they made a rat colony.

Any sane person would accept your offer and run. Unfortunately for you, I'm one petty son of a bitch
-Captain of Industry Johannes Brenner, shortly before turning his ship into a makeshift suicide nuke.
His technical last words were singing along to 'Aces High' as it blared from the ships comms. Either would be fitting

"And you promise me this will work? ...okay."

Self-sacrifice to seal an ancient evil. He was 12.

>>51503765
"Not this shit agai-"
And then he got a Resurrection spell cast on him, because death is cheap in D&D stock settings.

Gargle gargle splat
Fucker was stabbed in the throat

Probably "Huh?" or "What?"
Android speedester, gamma world, imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit, broken out by the robot mafia, wounded when they leveled the building, bled out. I was confused, because I'd forgotten about the robot mafia.

"By the will of the Five!"
-Pilus Cens, Hellknight of the Godclaw, immediately after smiting a vrock and immediately before being decapitated by a barbarian

"Run!"
He was eaten by a wolf.
Poor halfling bastard died 20m into the campaign.

>>51508881
Funny way of saying nine.

>>51503765
Just kill me.
Seriously fuck that bullshit. +13 to hit and I miss 4 times in a row. Only one in the party willing and able to smite the target which would have been extremely effective because fiends. Eventually I just gave up.

>>51503765
"Good ranger, please deliver my enchanted armor to my brother when you see him. I expect him along shortly, he's a lot like me except he has the number 2 at the end of his name"

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>actually letting your characters dying

Why aren't you better at RPGs, anon?

Citarus the Elven Necromancer
>"Oh please. I'm already practically immortal. There's no way a Death spell could affect me!"

Blitz, the Ork Go-Ganger Bio-Adept
>"That scrawny piece of shit? I can take him."

>>51509113
>Citarus the Elven Necromancer
his name makes him sound like he leads a legion of zombie fruit.

>>51503765
"I'm fucked, aren't I?"

>>51509113

>"I can take him."

At least you didn't say that to the equivalent of Taylor Herbert; oh, sure, you still probably would've died, but it probably would've resulted in a more painful/humiliating death, and possibly a higher death toll.

Nicholas the barbarian
>Don't worry brethren, I'm immortal.

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>Go! Your fate lies elsewhere!

>the party's face when

"It's just a zip line, how hard could it be?"

In related news, final boss in a dungeon was killed by a dorf smacking into him at terminal velocity

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>>51503765

>Whatever, buddy. I've got a sword of sharpness.

>>51503765
Good luck explaining this!
- My Dwarven politician, slitting his own throat with his enemies weapon in their basement in hopes of sparking a civil war.

Turns out he just got a lookalike to replace me, and received even more power.

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>>51503765
>HURK!
>Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
>tree impact
>SPLAT AND MAGICAL ITEMS DETONATING

He was trying to smack a shambling mound with his staff to draw them off the ranger and a cleric. It worked, but not how he wanted.

>mfw he died at -26

>>51503765
>Guards, arrest that naked Gnome drug dealer on the roof!
Shortly afterwards, the guards cane to arrest me, and the Gnome and I had a wizard battle that lasted less than 10 seconds, as he rolled luckily and took all my health with a single lightning bolt.

>>51503765
"Tell my family I died fighting... wait fuck, did I ever tell you guys my real name?"

He did not.

>>51503765
"It's all gonna be okay now. Things will finally get better." And in the black nothingness that was death, she found her better.

>>51503765
I am to augmented to die

AAHHNUUUU CHEEKI BREEEKIII!!!!

"jesus christ vampire hunter"
rold the rogue, lying to a dragon.

>>51503765
"Cease fire. Violence against a public official is serious crime." He was con artist, dying while impersonating a cop had certain irony to it.

>>51503765
"Well that's odd..."
It was CoC. Shoggoths happened. Need I say more?

I think they were "check the garbage bags, there's got to be something in there" but I'm not sure if that was IC or OoC. The garbage bags were full of corpse parts, and the serial killer whose house we had broken into stabbed me in the spine with a bayonet.

Do not worry! I know how to disarm traps.

"Fuck all y'all."

- Deep Imaskari wizard cracking open his Staff of the Magi with 45ish charges on it to Retributive Strike the entire party for asshattery. He did not make the roll to travel to another plane and was vaporized with the rest of them.

>>51503765
In character
>"Oh fer fucks sake, not again."
Out of character
I roll to pin the fire elemental

>Be highly technologically advanced HITMark unit
>Achieve sentience
>Awaken and become Technocrat
>Be more overpowered than the entire Amalgam combined
>Amalgam gets sent on mission to destroy high-level reality deviant stronghold
>FUCK SUBTLETY, FUCK REASON, BELLATOR IN MACHINA MOTHERFUCKERS
>Assault head-on while sneaky Operative and Enforcer infiltrate their way in
>Get pelted with fireballs
>Don't care, Primium shielding
>Have arm torn off by 'roided up north korean Verbena
>Punch the fucker's head off in return
>No skin left
>Only the chrome of Primium alloy
>Keep walking
>Literally kick down the enchanted oak doors
>Gun down the armored team of commandos waiting for me with a hail of chaingun fire
>Get headshot
>KEEP WALKING MOTHERFUCKERS
>Rip the dude's arms off and leave him bleeding to death
>Chaingun runs out of bullets when I use it to murder pussy wizard who tried to summon a demon
>Murder demon as well
>Have half of head torn off by demon
>Keep walking
>Internal reactor failure, someone is using Forces/Prime magic in a clever way
>Realize I can't last all the way until the central chamber
>Open up communications to teammates
>"Get out, final reactor combustion imminent."
>They get the hell out
>Start running at full fucking speed
>Use Forces
>Accelerate to mach 1
>Right leg is torn off
>Left leg explodes
>Only has an arm left
>Pull myself up to the doors of the dude leading the chantry
>Open up one final communication to the Amalgam-leader
>"A-am I a h-hero n-now, Director?"
>Release antimatter containment
>Explode
>Take the entire place with me
>Leave nothing left
>Only a crater
>Get posthumously awarded Hero of The Technocratic Union medal

Truly, he had become a real boy.

>>51503765
"GET DOWN!"

Having barely spotted the assassin, he grabbed the princess, threw her down behind her throne, and took the rifle round meant for her head to his chest. He bled out two rounds later.

>>51507427
Nice DM you got there.

>"You started the job, now finish it!"

A foreigner wielding a glaive fought a party member in the gladiator pits. In the first round his arm was cut off. Since fighting was all that he could do, death was preferred to living as a cripple.

>>51503765

"Last stand. We're getting out of this together."

The other two conscious PCs then ALLOWED my character to die. Fucking pottery.

"Seven hells... well struck... seven hells, I think I'm bleeding."

- Ser Corwyn Clovenhelm, Hedge Knight killed accidentally during a Tourney Joust.

>>51503765
> Holding Ventriloquist doll of Strahd
"Bleh, I'm Strahd Von SuckaDick"
> Bitten by Strahd, dead.

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>>51519749
nice

>>51503765
>"MYEEH"
- Dire Ferret

>>51521185
>Oh yeah, I met your wife. She's a fox in bed!

AAAAAAAAAAAAH! *splat*

"Did you guys hear that?"

>>51508233
I am a bit jealous

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Nah, dude. Trust me. I can talk my way out of anything.

Lesson learned.

(Problem is, the DM made me talk my way out of it. The party all agreed that it should have worked, as by killing us the gang we were fucking with would lose a ton of money. GM just hated faces who liked handguns. He later admitted to making up the claymore mine that killed me.) never let a GMPC be your infiltration rigger.

>>51521726
I don't understand these GM's. I've never encountered a character concept so offensive that I'd kill them off ASAP.

>>51503765
This almost happened last week but the Pokemon gods decided to take that moment to pull us into a safe haven as the world came to a end

> "Good bye my friends and fare well."
> Proceeds to sit down and await his death

>Tosses his dagger to the Skald
"Do it now!"

"Oh, fucking great. I just can't get a fucking break!"
-SSgt Calum "Rat" Sharp

"I'm well enow sir, i can already seeth the elven babes"
I say that to my warband leader while melting from a dragon's fire breath.

>>51504328
That wouldn't make sense in-game though :^)

>>51508233
>"You're not going anywhere on my watch!"
These were the words that caused an otherwise normal campaign to begin to spiral into WTF territory.

The rare few times I'm not GMing the game never last long enough for my character to die

>>51503765
>Be sure to res me later.
They never res'd me.

>>51503765
>Don't do what he says, if you drop your weapons he'll kill me anyway
They listened.

>>51503765
"Wait, this position is too clo-"

>>51503865
Underrated post

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>De facto forever GM; despite having had several other group members try to GM it always falls apart
>My characters have never lived long enough to die
But that kinda means they never really lived either, y'know?

>Eh. I'll take it.

Barbarian lord who always screamed into combat that this would be a fine death. Finally found himself on the wrong end of a dragon's breath attack, said it before he went to 0hp. Dragon confirmed the kill next round.

He was genuinely fine with it, too.

>>51508233
i came here to laugh
not to feel

>>51504318
Delta Green?

"oh god, you killed hydke, and now you're gonna kill me, oh my gooooood"

nosferatu hobo killed by his ventrue boss

>>51503765
Died-died, or is-no-longer-classed-as-living died? because if it's the latter it's

>What the fuck are you doing to my neck?!

"Let me guess, you've lost your sweetroll?"

I was pissed off at one of the GM's choices for the session and had resorted to speaking only in skyrim guard dialogue lines. It must have worked because I got one-shotted

>>51503765

I think it was "GET FUCKED"

>>51507386
Too good for your party, anon.

>>51503765
"Boot of Justice!!!!"

>Three-One-Echo this is HARDHAT I've got you five-by-five. Confirm last order. Fast-movers inbound, danger close. Out.
you can probably guess the setting and system.

>>51503765
Now I will break you.
*As my level 3 paladin charged the level 20 evil cleric wearing armor that was controlled by said cleric due to forced ritual*

>>51531531
*My entire body was crushed after first swing by armor, blood burst out, was lit on fire, then forced back into my body*
I hated the decision, but it's what my character would have done.

>>51503765
"I've got this, get out of here." He said, having not got this at all. To be fair he was only trying to hold them off.

I won't let you do this

Only party member to recognize the army approaching was our allies and my barbarian battle buddy tried going through and wiping them out since he botched his spot and intuition check. The rest of the party could only look in horror as a minotaur and a half giant duked it out. I died but the army slayed the half giant a round afterwords. GM made the party roll constitution to see if any emotions were expressed by the survivors and the monk cried like a baby.

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>>51503765
"I am not a slave"

Atleast he died free

"DIE NERD MAGE."
And then the necromancer beat me to death.

>>51503765
"...[but]..you promised.."

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"You forgot one very important thing, mate."

"Get up and run!"

He was a half-orc who had a disdain for Dwarves. The person was a Dwarf. He told him to run because they weren't all getting out, and he was making damn sure the rest of his team was getting out, if he wasn't.

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>>51503765
"Surrender, we have you outnumbered, Outgunned, and Surrounded!"

>>51532567
(what did he forget)
(and how did yo character die)

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>>51508193
I kinda feel guilty actually.

>>51503765
Ah fekken told ye, ye great sodding lump

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> "Eat Zweihänder you psychic fuck!"
Spoiler: he did not make the psychic eat Zweihänder.

>>51504990
I like it.

>>51533880
that thing looks fucking brutal

Legit. Shadowrun character went out saying "What are you gonna do, shoot me?"

Then they did.

"I can shoot them from that cliff"

He proceded to fall of the cliff to his death

Rip Barney

>>51503765
>About goddamn time. Pull up a chair for me boys, I'm coming home.

>>51503765
You guys get out of here, I'll meet you at the rendezvous!
>He does not in fact, meet them at the rendezvous

>>51503765
A terrible scream of pain as a blue dragon's lightning breath fried her.

Fortunately she lives in a ridiculous world of magic, so she managed to get better.

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>>51503765
I'm sorry mom.

after a long fight, and left with only one point of blood, my vampire runs into a bus-crash with lots of injured & dead - botches every roll and goes into frenzy-mode.
right infront of berlins main haven...and was never seen again.

>>51503765
It was just a matter of time

>>51503765
Obligatory for last words threads.

https://youtu.be/ldNSMnEeKio

Death is nothing to Vindication
>We were playing in the Horus Heresy, I fought Konrad Curze.

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>>51533740
That he's Captain Jack Sparrow.

"I think I can make it."
He did not make the jump.

"CAN YOU SEE ME, TALOS? CAN YOU SEE ME?"

can't say i know for sure, as the only character i've ever had get killed was after i had to leave the group. they told me he got eaten by a corrupted divine being after it saved their asses from the corrupted monster possessing my character. likely, a lot of drunken swearing and shooting with his crossbow

>bruh wanna get some burgers after this?

GM thought that grenade launcher toting cultists was a good starter enemy for two hive gangers with a pistol and a knife between them