recently got the spell compendium for 3.5 lets talk about how

>>51474790
Kill yourself.

>>51474790
I killed a Kraken in a round with Shivering Touch. DM planned this encounter to take the whole session, and I just went up and booped it once and it was over. I felt real bad.

>>51475865
Get the party to play A Weekend at Poseidon's and pretend the kraken is alive.

>>51474790
Alright, as long as we're discussing 3.5, and not Pathfinder. We need that community to still think their system is actually any good, otherwise they might branch out and fill the other systems with Kitsune ERP bullshit.

It was actually quite clever what we've done. Now whenever we point out the stupidly obvious flaws in the system they defend it incessantly, like some sort of twisted Stockholm Syndrome.

>>51475953
Pretty sure everyone in /pfg/ knows the system is a broken pile of shit. Honestly there are more posters who think it isn't outside of it, especially since you have Richard Petty and his assorted retards show up every time someone says something negative about 3.PF.

What's it like still living in the 90's?