>As a result of a powerful curse, your blood now turns to

There's a Russian fantasy book with this exact premise, only the blood turns to rubies.

>>51473352
>this kills the vampire

So, you're saying that my anus would be covered in gold now?
Fucking knew I shouldn't have bought the cheapest paper.

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>>51473401
>Being this Butthurt
>Not knowing /tg/ is the only board you'll ever need

>>51473401
>make clone thread
>get banned
What did he expect?

>>51473553
>/tg/ is the only board you'll ever need
This exact mentality is what made /tg/ shit though, and I've been here since 07.

>>51473401
Hah!

Ok, but in all seriousness, it's public interest, not content the mods care about. If people talk about it and enjoy it, and it's at least tangentially related to /tg/, the mods know enough to leave it alone. If however, it's off-topic, the discussion is terrible, and everyone in the thread hates it, it'll likely get removed. It's why we can have a Bionicle thread, or an Elder Scrolls thread.

And honestly, it all becomes /tg/-related 50 posts down anyway, where we could be discussing anything by that point.

>become a bloat mage no matter the cost
>grow fat
>like really fat
>Whales are ashamed of their tiny frames when compared to me
>even bigger until I blot out the sun
>Cast corpse explosion on myself
>shover the continent in guts and gold

>>51473352
>Blood mage.
>Blood spray.
>Shards of gold spray everywhere.
>This kills everything up to 20 feet.
>Become rich as fuck from absorbing and growing more blood.

>>51473739
Nah, what made it shit was the summer kids who weren't already part of 4chan, so they're unable to ignore bait. By this point we've gone through so many generations of newbies that never learned that the default reaction to shitposts is to respond instead of ignore.

>>51473352
All blood? Anything with blood in it? Plasma?

Do I ejaculate gold cummies?

Please be specific in the nature of your curse.

So what you're saying is that if I'm wearing a ring of regeneration and I own a very sharp knife I could conceivably make a lot of money?

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>>51473585

>>51473401
>>51473749
What are tabletop RPGs? What are in-game curses? Darkskins detected

>>51473352
Strange definition of 'curse' you have...

>>51473739
been here since the great migration too, and you're full of shit

get tossed

>>51473881
>What are tabletop RPGs? What are in-game curses?
OP did not mention those things.
>a thing happned
vs.
>a thing happened in a game

>>51473897
maybe it is a curse because so many fall into temptation, bleeding themselves to death for the sake of greed. Maybe OP should modify the curse to state that once the person is dead, any gold created by this method returns to being blood again.

>>51473352
>This thread again

Remember to report, sage and hide

>>51473917
This is a board about traditional games, perhaps the thread is about... I dunno... traditional games? When are you getting deported?

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>>51473769
Fundamentally that won't work due to the fact that once blood leaves your body it's gold

ergo you can't fuel your blood engine if you keep clogging it with gold nuggets

you need to spill blood before it leaves your body

good luck doing that

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>>51473941
>This is a board about traditional games
Oh, so simply by virtue of being posted on the traditional games board, it is IMPOSSIBLE for a thread to be off topic? Is that what you're saying?

>>51473919
I wasn't even considering the greed aspect. Having wounds seal themselves automagically is very, very useful. Sure, taking an aspirin now could be potentially fatal, but even so....

>>51473962
I'm saying that I'm giving the benefit of the doubt to OP instead of a whiny faggot

>>51473951
A blood mage has hydro-kinesis with all blood as well.

Should I try turning enemies blood into gold then?

They inject foreign blood directly into their heart and easily assimilate it.

>>51473974
Not the other anon, but this thread is literally a pasta from last week, which got pruned back then. So stop fucking posting, but report instead

>>51473970
Hmm, that's true. Maybe there should be a rule where if that happens too much it gives some minor CON penalty or something to simulate metal toxicity?

>>51473992
I think I am going to continue posting in this valid thread, thank you very much

>>51474015
>Valid
>Random thread posted on /tg/ is now "valid"
Is there by chance a winter break in your country?

>>51474037
No, but considering you probably live in a place that doesn't get snow you wouldn't know that.

>>51473352
>instant coagulation
>blood donation for profit
>prick yourself a thousand times and do cartwheels in public for instant minor deity status

>>51474060
topkek fellow pollack

>>51473352
What if you're a woman, thats free fucking gold every month.

>>51474194
>Goldmember.
>Love your wife no matter what time it is.

>>51473795
>That Endless September feel

>>51473962
Hmm, seems like this became a valid thread after all:

>>51473764
>>51473769
>>51473881
>>51473802
>>51473919
>>51473951
>>51473970
>>51473986
>>51474000
>>51474178

>>51474398
The OP still broke the rules as written.

>>51474457
No, he really didn't

>>51474457
No he didn't. Now stop bitching and contribute to the thread.

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>>51474479
Off topic; all images and discussion should pertain traditional games such as board games, paper games, war games, and card games.
Let's examine the words that OP wrote.
>As a result of a powerful curse, your blood now turns to gold once it exits your body.
OP did not give any indication, even indirectly, that this ">a thing happened" is in a board game, paper game, war game or card game, as opposed to in real life or in some other medium.
Rules as written.

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>>51474584

>>51474608
That does not refute my point.

>>51474584
You need to be spoonfed information that most people would instantly get from OPs' intent? Sounds like: >>51474608

>>51474584
>Remove curse
>There are D&D classes with the main schtick of giving out curses
>Curses are a common plot device.

>>51474636
>instantly get from OPs' intent
Can you read minds through the internet? I only read words.

>>51474658
this

now fuck off >>51474662

>>51473352
You cut yourself on something out and about and the villagers kill you in a golden-goose style debacle trying to get all the gold out of you at once.

Now, a funny twist would be once you died it all turned back to blood.

>>51474658
>Curses are a common plot device.
Yes they are, in various media that are not traditional games.
So is adultery, but if I posted a thread saying ">your wife cucked you" it would be deleted for off topic.
Just because you CAN potentially use a trope in a traditional game doesn't make the trope itself a traditional game.

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>>51474584
I've not had to use this in a while but you made me hunt through the archives for it.

Spend the rest of my days on the computer in hopes of never getting a cut.

>>51474457
RAW is shit. RAW is always shit. RAW is never not shit.

>>51473352
Problem: depending on the precise definition of "exit", you will bleed to death.

As soon as you cut yourself, the blood that exits the wound instantly turns to gold. It turns to gold before the platelets can cause coagulation, and without binding to the edges of the wound (because to bind, some part of the gold would have to be "inside" the wound/flesh). So you drip gold constantly, and eventually die.

You might be able to survive using a tourniquet, but that can damage your limbs if used for prolonged periods, and if your torso gets cut you're doomed.

>>51474658
>Remove curse
>There are D&D classes with the main schtick of giving out curses
>Curses are a common plot device.
So http://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/51474313/#51474313 wasn't off topic?
Either they're both off topic, or neither is. A equals A.

>>51474813
Why are you being such a faggot?
Take one second and make the connection of how being cursed with bleeding gold could be related to a traditional game. If you aren't an autistic fucktard you should have no issue.
Magically inflating boobs is blatant magic realm material and not appropriate for discussion on a blue board.

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>>51475065
>Take one second and make the connection of how being cursed with inflating breasts could be related to a traditional game. If you aren't an autistic fucktard you should have no issue.

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>>51475149

Just because it isn't directly related doesn't mean it isn't brain candy for some anons to mull over. Stop being a stickler for the rules let the more intelligent and clever of us have their fun.

>>51475224
That is just name-calling. It does nothing to prove me wrong.

>>51475241
This pretty much. Anon is an autistic fuck who's getting triggered ovet the rules as written, rather than reading over the rules as interpreted, and taking into account common sense and the enjoyment of the group. As with Traditional Games, as with /tg/.

>>51475305
you're new here aren't you?

that aside...

Fine you're right. gain 10 internet points. now what's your fucking point? don't hide behind RAW, have an actual point of your own.

>>51475340
The rules are the point. What more do you want?

>>51475305
What's the point? Because of your mental retardation some very basic notions of subtly are incomprehensible to you.

Breast expansion fetish fuel belongs on its thread on /d/. I checked. There is one.

This is speculation of the effects of this curse on a setting.

I don't understand why you don't get this but then again I'm not an autismatron.

>>51475369
cognition

>>51475369

This: >>51475327

>>51473401
A mistake I see.
It should have been a year ban.

>>51475380
>This is speculation of the effects of this curse on a setting.
So is the breast expansion thread. They are both about a curse, which is part of fantasy, which is part of traditional games, by your own logic.

>>51475450
Ao are DC 80 escape artist check pictures, but that encroaches into another board's territory.

Are there gold vampires?

Gold back in the day was associated with longevity/immortality. Am I now immortal?

Does my blood regenerate at normal rate?

>>51475450
Right, and Hiro technically allowed /tg/ to have a Meta thread, in the same way the mentally disabled still technically have a right to carry firearms.

Of course, what we've seen here proves exactly why the mods are in the right for deleting those threads.

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>>51475474
>that encroaches into another board's territory
Just like all the blatant /lit/ and /tv/ threads on this board that are never deleted.

>>51475505
Right. Because guess what? The mods use the board as well. They everything you see, and you know what? They don't care about your opinions. The fact that they've banned you just proves they have enough sense to realize you're a faggot.

>>51475450
Do you even Wittgenstein?
the rules here are much like language. A word has no direct relation to an object in reality. A word has meaning in so far as the community uses it. As a community the breast expansion is treated as erotica first and a curse second. The gold blood is a curse first.
While logically they hold identical empirical traits, the empirical traits are not the whole of the subject.

>>51475505
/lit/ and /tv/ are blue boards and the subjects of those threads tend to be on the subject of /tg/.

>>51475555
Quads of Fucking Truth

>>51475474
>that encroaches into another board's territory
OOOOOOH, because we NEEEEEEEVER allow threads like that! http://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/49723014/#49723054

>>51475610
I wonder if that's the same RAWfag Anon we have today?

>>51475505
Some overlaps are acceptable, some are not. This is the mods/jannies' job to discern. And they are prone to fuck ups too. This week week a pic of a character with a round snout was deleted because it was confused with a pastel horse.

See:

>Raistlin Majere

>A sickly wizard, cursed with golden hourglass eyes and a ruthless search for power, held only at bay by his twin and his own morals.

This should be discussed at:
>/tg/, Because he is a part of the Dragonlance setting for D&D.
>/tv/, Because he is one of the main characters of the movie Dragons of Autumn Twilight.
>/lit/ Because he is one of the main characters of various novels.
>/mu/ Because he is the character spoken of The Soulforged, a song by Blind Guardian. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga-q0F7oWnU

>>51475610
Oh, nevermind, you are that one autist.
What is your opinion on spicing TT games with drugs?

>>51473401
Well there's a second difference - the mod in question. Ultimately some mods do their jobs and some don't. I got banned for three days for posting a thread about /tg/ homebrew armies a few months ago for example. Perfectly on-topic thread, just deleted and banned for no reason. Someone else makes the same thread with slightly different wording the next day and it stays up long enough to hit the bump limit. Ultimately this place will never be properly moderated and it's nothing to get assblasted over.

>>51475811
Try /vp/, where mods are a myth we tell to scare newfags.

>>51473352
>During your morning piss, you hear a constant tinking, like hundreds of tiny marbles.

>>51475859
/vg/'s even worse. I seriously don't think the mods go there anymore, otherwise they'd probably nuke the entire board.

>>51475758
>a pic of a character with a round snout
Can I get a link to that please? It might make a good screencap.

>>51476027
This is the thread, but there isn't much capworthy material.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/51398129/

>>51473352
Has the autist complaining about this thread gone yet?

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>>51473352
I got this in a game of WFRP. Thankfully the separation of character/player knowledge stayed my companions hands as they thought they had an easy source of gold. I happened to roll really well for Strength and Toughness, so I probably would have beaten them, but still. They'd hang on to me like vultures if their characters knew that my limbs could make them rich. Richer, at least.

>>51474178
>Get hunted down by the Kingsguard for watering the currency

>>51475913
>You are now The Man With The Golden Shotgun Shells

>>51477527
Heh, I remember that mutation, I got it too. My character was originally a gold mage, but got into cahoots with (DEFINITELY NOT TZEENTCH'S SON) and wound up using all eight lores of magic. Needless to say, he was a fucking monstrosity, and at the end of the campaiugn he finally saw through the deception and overloaded himself, taking out !not Tzeentch's son in the process. Was a fucking good campaign, lasted over 3 years irl.

>>51473352
That's probably going to hurt a lot.

>>51477377
Yes.
But how would my blood mage work?

>>51479968
FABULOUSLY!

>>51473352
Actually a bad thing, as that behavioral experiment with the dollar and doubling money every ten seconds proves. You would be carved apart in the first minute, rather than sensibly drawn from lightly every so often.

>>51480045
>implying those are the same thing

>>51474727
Rather than coming into a thread you don't like (Which, incidentally, had sparked a discussion)and pretending you're the gatekeeper of traditional games until the thread turns to shitposting, maybe you could

Just

Not

>>51480035
>Bleeding gums.
>Gold-capped teeth.

>>51473373
>There's a book thats just like this, except it's not like it at all.

>>51480736
>i am penis, respect the dick

>>51474807
Just cauterize the wound

>>51480244
SHIEET NYUGGA!!

>>51480736
>the only change is what the valuable substance is

>not like it at all
it may not be just like it, but it is relative

>>51477527
Oh, I remember that too. Damn, WFRP had a fucking awesome set of mutations.

Well, first, regular criminal dumbasses would be after you to steal your bloodgold.

And then the government would be after you for potentially causing massive inflation.

So you should keep it secret and use it sparingly. And avoid injury in public places.

>>51473352
>As a result of a powerful curse, your blood now turns to gold once it exits your body.

>Anon goes into shop
>Pays for everything in liquid gold
>Keeps doing this around town
>One day a small child sees him cutting himself and bleeding gold
>Small child sells this information to the local Thieves Guild
>From now on every criminal and powerful organization in the city and later the world knows of anon's curse
>Constant kidnap attempts
>Eventually they catch him despite his best defenses
>String him up and slowly bleed him for his entire lifetime
>Powerful wizards are bought in to keep him alive far beyond his natural lifespan
>Due to all the gold flooding the market, the economy crashes and a civil war starts

>>51480736
He said premise which it is

>>51473769
>>51473951
>>51473986

Really though, this blood magic sounds like the fast path to Tetanus, Herpes, Hepatitus, or HIV.

I can't imagine reabsorbing blood that's been splattered on the dirty ground or having been impaled through someone... or even absorbing a strangers blood to be very healthy at all.

>>51473352
That sounds like it would seriously fuck up the body's natural regeneration process if you were ever injured.

>>51482912
If you consider the scabs that bind wounds closed until they heal still "within the body" then it'd only apply to blood that drips from the wound. So it's still capable of healing, it's just when it "leaves" the body that it becomes gold

>>51482986
Maybe it's the outermost layer of the scabs? Pure gold is still harder than natural scabbing.

Really?
In that case I'd like to be cursed with "unlimited sex"

>>51473352
so how exactly would that work?
would it be liquid gold yet somehow remain room tempature?
or would it solidify as soon as it left my body?

>>51473739
Remember Boomer?

>>51473352
DO NOT GIVE THIS TO PLAYERS. THEY WILL MAKE SO MUCH MONEY SELLING *FREE* GOLD

>>51473352
How fast does it turn to gold? Is it solid when it leaves the body?

Because if it turns to gold instantly, and since gold is a solid at almost all human survivable temperatures you could be bleed immune.

>>51473352
I cast Blood Money

>>51483952
Noice pun.
I approve, replyfag.

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>>51474584
lol, someone's buttmad.

>>51475369
I want you to be self aware.

But I'm never going to get what I want.

Theres a saying that goes something lik

>the laws are dead. But the judges are alive

Its meant to point out that written rules can never account for all situations and that people should think for themselves instead of blindly following them.

>>51473352

How much would this effect being punctured or work as armor?

I mean as the wound opens exposing the blood it encases in gold, and the gold layer rapidly builds up as blood spills out

How fast does blood move out?

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>>51473352
I'm stealing this.

>>51484347
He posted another thread and got banned for it. Honestly the guy's a massive idiot.

>>51480070
Think of it like this--some evil wizard curses a fair maiden like this, then makes a huge show of it in the town square. Look--fabulous riches, if only you are willing to scour them from this body before me!!

He carves her finger off and throws it to the crowd. It has turned to solid gold! The very substance pours freely from her wound! While some retain their senses faced with such a thing, many others do not when visions of fabulous riches dance in their heads. Many draw knives from their belts and advance, meaning the worst of her. The wizard throws her to the town guard who of course do their best to safeguard her from the growing mob.

The wizard taunts those assembled. Look! They mean to keep her for themselves! Are you meant to suffer? Have you not already been poor enough for better??

(1/2)

>>51485885
Things deteriorate until finally... With a howl, one of your own men, a sworn member of your own garrison, throws her to the crowd in one fell swoop, and then it's over. The assembled mob pulls her apart, leaving you covered in the priceless color of gold. The wizard has a laugh at your expense as you cry out for an explanation, and then he disappears just as readily as he appeared.

Later, after finally meeting him again, you will ask once again, "why". He will afflict you similarly before whisking himself away into the aether, to taunt you from afar regarding the true value of human life.

Every once in a while he will clue someone in to your strange affliction, and you will find yourself under siege by persons immoral and unknown. Some of them greater than you, some of them lesser than you... And all the while, you are hounded by the knowledge that it is not riches that spur your newfound mortal foe to action, but rather a dense and callous sadism merely looking for an intellectual cause, and expressed with cruel creativity.

And, lastly, that gold will continue to sporadically flow from living veins until that wizard is killed. His death is the only freedom from your curse, and stymie the suffering of the rest...

(2/2)

>>51474584
>>51474457
>>51474662
Sorry you lack basic deduction skills.

>>51478389
>Get hunted down by literally anyone so they can lock you in a cell for perpetual bloodletting
Gold mining isn't watering the currency.

>>51473951
>nuggets
is that faber post-aldo

>>51473352
I donate a pint to the Red Cross every 56 days.

Your teamates needs a blood transfusion imediatly, you are the only one compatible with him .
To Bad, your blood is turning Into gold as soon as it exits your body

>>51481762
A blood mage undertakes a ritual experimenting on the blood their fellow cultists.
This means a blood mage is usually extremely healthy due to a build-up of white blood cells.
A blood mage also boils it down into usable healthy mana-type blood.
Before injecting it directly.
Meaning they constantly need to re-supply.
All failed blood mages become vampires.
They can use their own blood.
But it is automatically more powerful to use the opposite blood type.

>>51485812
Top kek, wish I saw that!

>>51473352
>constantly bleeding from orifices
>curse happens
this is the worst curse holy shit.

I'm still waiting for an internally consistent explanation for why this thread is on topic and http://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/51474313/#51474313 is off topic.
By your own reasoning, the word "curse" equals traditional games.

>>51473881
>What are in-game curses?
You are cursed to have your blood turn to gold. (I did not SAY this happened in a game, you must ASSUME it unconditionally.)
You are cursed to have your breasts expand. (I did not SAY this happened in a game, you must ASSUME it unconditionally.)

>>51474658
>Curses are a common plot device.
You are cursed to have your blood turn to gold. (I did not SAY this is a plot device in a game, you must ASSUME it unconditionally.)
You are cursed to have your breasts expand. (I did not SAY this is a plot device in a game, you must ASSUME it unconditionally.)

>>51475380
>This is speculation of the effects of this curse on a setting.
You are cursed to have your blood turn to gold. (I did not SAY this is speculation on the effects of a curse on a setting in a game, you must ASSUME it unconditionally.)
You are cursed to have your breasts expand. (I did not SAY this is speculation on the effects of a curse on a setting in a game, you must ASSUME it unconditionally.)

What is the difference? In both cases, there is an equal amount of words relating to traditional games, and any assumptions made on the former must also apply to the latter.
The only way to reconcile these contradictory observations is to suppose the given explanation is wrong: the reason why this thread is on topic is NOT the word "curse", it is a different reason, which you have yet to provide.

>>51491457
Because shut up, that's why. Just enjoy the thread for however long it lasts.

>>51491535
I will not. I need to understand.

>>51491815
The other thread was blatant fetish fuel and not interesting, this one is less blatant and more interesting. That's why this one is allowed and that one wasn't.

>>51473352
How quickly does it turn to gold? Because this sounds like a boon of a curse if it acts too fast. You wouldn't have to worry about bleeding out if solidified gold is stuck in the wound. Unpleasant, yes, but also a source of replenishing wealth so long as you don't go overboard

>>51491927
I don't see the words "unless it's interesting" written on the rules page, and it would be extremely subjective if it was.
What if the current janitor didn't find 40K interesting, would 40K be off topic?

>>51492010

Social conventions are implicit, emergent, and irrational.

>>51492150
Then how can I continue to post on /tg/ while avoiding being banned in the future?

>>51492214
Just post and ride with whatever happens, dude. Use your best judgment. Enjoy the ride.

>>51473352
Well, uh, one week out of every month is going to be incredibly lucrative.

>>51474584
by this definition world building threads are off topic since they are not inherently about traditional games

So is it solid or liquid gold?

If it's a liquid then I can get rich
If it's solid then I will never have to deal with minor injuries ever again as the wounds auto-clot with really shitty armour plating

>>51492470
What if it's liquid until it settles or pools? Like it solidifies when normal blood would dry on the skin or puddle on the ground.

Of course normal clotting still occurs (unless you had hemophilia before you got curses RIP)

>>51492214
Ask yourself "is the core of this fetish bait" and "could this happen in anew actually existent fairy tale (switch for genre appropriate classic if not fantasy)"

Breast expansion is /d/ fetish shit. The only fairy tale body transformations are things like being turned old, ugly, young, beautiful, into a non-anthro animal, being turned into a material.

For example bleeding gold takes riffs from King Midas, The Goose Who Laid Golden Eggs, and evidently Russian literature as well.

While not spelled out in "da roolz" /d/ shit curses are not in the spirit of /tg/ while this thread 100% is.

Plus this thread is interesting, your thread had very little discussion potential.

>>51485885
>>51485903
Good stuff, anon.

>>51492214
Try to roleplay as a good poster.

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>>51485903
What happens if have anti-magic rune enchanted armour?

>>51473739
But that's wrong.