Your party is targeted by small headed goblin assassin that is master in stealth, also has escape artist and acrobatic traits. He can hide almost anywhere and even inside creatures, such as your PCs
>walk into an inn
>barman yawns, no, its actually goblin assassin inside him stabs you in the eye from his mouth
>your PC to take a dump
>no it's actually goblin assassin inside your ass stabs you in the dick
how would your party do?
>more lazy jojospam
bronies at least stay in their containment board.
>>51443248
it has nothing to do with JoJo, but this picture is appropriate due to nature of the threat, if you would actually read a post beside commenting on pictures...
>>51443275
I bet. Are you also the guy who keeps posting /pol/ images and then asking people to ignore them and focus on the throw-away text instead?
>>51443318
and let me guess, you're the guy who never actually talks about traditional games, only walks into threads that "do not follow my rules" to tell them that they are not welcome, expecting that janitors will see you and accept in their team
>>51443367
Nope. I'm the guy who's not stupid and knows when people are doing a really poor job at providing lipservice just so they can awkwardly spam about their current obsession.
You must be the other guy.
>>51443395
> I'm the guy who's not stupid
Great, can you provide me with list of approved pictures that I can post on /tg/ so I won't be targeted by fun police?
>>51443453
Your mistake was replying to him and taking him seriously. Ignore and move on.
>>51443453
Can you earnestly say you think your thread isn't gawky and awkward and a really poor excuse to post that image?
I'd ordinarily extend the benefit of the doubt, but jojospammers have been rather obvious as of late.
A legitimately fun idea for a minor villain and the thread is ruined by two spergs going ballistic.
>>51443623
>legitimately fun
That's a new way to say "mindless and unamusing."
>your PC to take a dump
>no it's actually goblin assassin inside your ass stabs you in the dick
Gr8 Thread guys,
Fucking love how all of you are staying on topic
>>51443248
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>>51443641
Based anti-jojo poster, OP btfo.
>>51443233
Hire a goblin professional of course
>>51444079
you ARE the professional, only pussies hire someone else
>>51444127
My character might be an obssessed psychopath, but he isn't on Goblin Slayer's level of pathological obssession
>>51443248
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>>51443592
At this point, it'll be fun to start posting pictures of JoJo just to get a couple of autists really mad.
hold him down and fuck him up the ass
>>51445334
This.
I intend to get his ass bred and have my own harem of trap goblin buttsluts who are only good for pumping my jizz into.
>>51445324
>At this point, it'll be fun to start posting pictures of JoJo just to get a couple of autists really mad.
>at this point
>>51444079
>posts le ebin edgelord gobbin saber XD
>says literally anything about JoJo
Please end yourself, cuck.
>>51445403
This whole thread
>>51445352
fuck you i changed my mind
fuck him through the mouth
>>51443233
Go Gonzo on the whole population.
>enter bar with both blades out and circling
>scream "STAY AWAY YOU FUCKERS, AND SOMEBODY GET ME A DRINK, NO YOU DRINK IT FIRST AND THEN PASS IT HERE SUNOVABITCH"
>take potshots at your neighbors any time they approach your compound without stripping down and crawling toward the gate
>regularly assault your friends and demand a series of passcodes from them
It could work
>>51445324
>not already having a jojo subfolder in your autist bait folder
It's jojo and /pol/ memes now, but I bet steven jewnieverse, mlp, and homestuck images will still get replies
>>51445846
I like this approach, maybe a bit proactive way by leaving traps laced with poison when you rest