You are a police detective. By itself, two teens dying in a car

>>51430669
Blow her face off with a shotgun.

in before
>GHOST BLOWJOB WOOHOO

>>51430676
You plan to write in your report that she was resisting arrest?

>>51430669
Just because someone looks unarmed does not mean they are not dangerous. They could be concealing a weapon on their person so it is advised to proceed with caution. With that aside, this person looks like they're under some duress and possibly need medical help, they semi-bloated skin maybe implies some sorta of sickness or near drowning. Also the state of their clothes implies that they've seen a hectic day. Even though there is no confirming evidence they're behind this crime, my order of operation is this.

1) Keep a fair distance, farther than 5ft as that is death by stabbing range and remain alert
2) Try and see if they are aware of their surroundings
3) If consciously aware, attempt to get them to a hospital so they can get care.
4) Run a background check on who the individual is, now being treated at the hospital
5) After being treated, ask them a few questions about possible involvement.
6) In the future, if they were not directly involved in the crime but know something. They are considered suspect when the time of judicial decision comes.

>>51430669
>please turn around, ma'am

>>51430669
>Perception 15.
>As a joke self-aware.
>STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!Nobody breaks the law on my watch! now pay your fine or it's off to jail.

>>51430669
I arrest her.
If she resists, I shoot her once, smack her around, then shout at her until she surrenders.

Just as the ministry of law says I should.

This works on like, 9/10 ghost girls. The tenth one just needs to be straight up knocked out. Too unstable to surrender.

>>51430669
Draw weapon, order the suspect to show hands, go down on the floor with hands behind head, tell partner to cover then cuff her. Since I'm from a country that doesn't have the caution or the Miranda, I'd tell him that she will be taken into custody (here only an inspector rank can arrest someone) as a suspect for four cases of violent death (a murder charge requires premeditation or extreme violence). Then have her shoved in the back of the wagon, tell the uniforms in the front that she's an extremely dangerous suspect and thus be on alert, order them to take her to the nick. There, order a female officer to search her, then strip her and put her in the green coveralls and slippers, and jam her into a cell until an interview can be arranged.

Yes, I'm the son of a copper. You don't break the code even if the suspect is a stringy-haired Japanese waif.

So, so far everyone in this thread is dead

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>>51433798
Nah, I've arrested a bunch of ones like this.

>>51433872
How do you physical arrest a ghost that can just kill you and isn't physical.

>>51434004
Shouting at it is key.

>>51430779

Isn't that standard procedure?

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Trust in my dick, it will work out in the end.

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>>51430669
Kick it in the head.

>>51430669
Tell her that this whole pale supernatural girl with long dark hair thing became old and tired a decade ago.

>>51434004
Same way exorcisms work. It's not so much that the method you use works, simply that you know it will. "I know this gun is threatening, therefore things I point it at will be threatened." The trick is to not let it convince you that it's a ghost, as long as you don't believe that "maybe" it'll survive a bullet to the skull, a bullet works just as well.

>>51430669

https://youtu.be/WXy7tHIkt8w?t=15s

SWAT 4 answer: pelt her with beanbag rounds while shouting POLICE! HANDS UP

>>51433798

Bullshit.

I read Ring, Rasen, and Loop.

Sadako isn't fucking real like that: it's a gene-overrwriting psychic smallpox strain that causes heart failure in one week on a very specific trigger (knowledge of sadako's fate/the curse).

The cop is fine, unless the ghost specifically makes him fully aware of his situation.

Also nobody is alive because Ring and Rasen take place in a simulated reality.

>>51434565
Don't think that will work on samara.

>>51434847
The OP isn't Sadako

>>51434860

White people ripoff Sadako is still Sadako, just dumber

>>51434876
Except it doesn't work in the same way.

>>51434417
Try 200 years ago

>>51434891

Nobody cares about meme white people remakes that have been watered down.

>>51434860
All creepy ghost girls in white dresses with black hair are pretty much the same

>>51434907
Except that's what the OP thread is about even if it doesn't fit your argument.

>>51434909
Doesn't use the Virus

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Have sex with it

I played FEAR

I know how this ends and I'm okay with it

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>>51434209
That comic gives me such warm fuzzies.

>>51434934
Alma gonna have to have a crush on you though. Are you a psyker?

>>51434949
Yeah

Don't go to Cadian I seen some shit

>>51430669

That depends. If I know her enough to recognize her, that means I know that she is dead, right? I doubt that I know her face and suspect her personally of murder but my investigation hasn't turned up her fate.

That means that my working theory is that I am officially ghost hunting. Samara's case indicates she is some kind of Yurei. Traditionally, you are supposed to help a Yurei fulfill its purpose so it can pass on, but Samara is being a HUGE bitch so that's not happening.

So I go to the local international airport, find some guy handing out pamphlets, and get a buddhist to write one of the names of the kami on an ofuda. Presuming she follows the rules of a Yurei then placing it on a door will prevent her from entering or leaving that place, and placing on on her forehead will banish her to the afterlife.

So I'll probably ask the guy at the airport for more than one. Never hurts to be prepared.

After that I will go back to the station and file all of the necessary paperwork to close out the case.

>>51434934
Alma Vs Samara.

Wouldn't mind hearing serious answers to this.

>>51435133
If anything it would follow the same plot as the US ring move with them investigating what links the deaths

>>51435164
How much of a successful outcome are we talking about here, ie how much Supernatural style shenanigans can we enact here?
Or is it more comparable to the nihilistic Ring/Ringu movies?

Punch it til it dies.

>>51435269
well depends if you want to put it in a supernatural type world or just a one off ghost in a relatively normal world. I Imagine if he has come across Samara in a room he must have watched the tape or be in the middle of interrupting someones last day?

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>>51430669
Offer her a cushy plea bargain if she'll testify against the suspect in the local summer camp murders.

>>51435302
True that, man.


I wouldn't mind running or playing in a game where there are kill squads trained and armed to brutally suppress supernatural threats. This is a reason why they're not very well known.
But each mission carries the danger of high lethality, the least of which is your soul.

>>51435531
Samara/Sadako insta-kills you.

>>51433872
Game?

>>51435032

I'd probably want a more 'official' ofuda than airport evangelists, but all in all not a terrible plan. It at least has a chance of working.

>>51435593
So basically the cop version of SCP without experiments?

>>51435683
minilaw.
It's not close to done yet, but you can arrest ring girls.

>>51435593

Kill squad version is boring. It turns every threat into just a shootemup.

Id rather take that same premise, but go more a Fighting Scientists of Tesladyne approach to things. Some research company that pushes the bounds of normal research who keeps getting called in to consult on weird and fantastical situations that get out of hand, until they garner a reputation for being the ones to call when dealing with the weird and inexplicable.

That way, you have more variety. Sometimes you get called in to deal with a japanese murder ghost that travels through TVs. How do you fight that? No one knows, you are going to have to come up with something yourself. Probably something that involves exploiting the fact she is using TVs to trap her.

Sometimes you get called in to deal with a guy who is apparently from 2 months on the future and has no idea how he got here. How did this happen? What are the risks? What time travel rules are in play here? You are the experts, you figure it out.

Draculas: real or unreal?

What exactly is the nature of the weird phenomenon following beloved character actress, Margo Martindale?

Can giant ants physically exist? If not, whats currently eating cars on the Nevada highay?

>>51430669
Contemplate my existance until I come to the conclusion of not being real and chim myself into a god ala tes

>>51435804
it could even be the First encounter assault recon group. I always wondered what other things they might be used for.

>>51435721 #
It doesn't have to involve just cops, in fact it'd make more sense for the units to be militarily trained.

>>51435804 #
Not if you retain the high lethality of the threat your group needs to secure or terminate, which I made a point of saying.

And you're assuming that the kill squads always include retards and not specialists who can reason and think and come up with ideas: solutions to contain or terminate targets, prevent sanity loss for the team, mitigate as much damage dealt to the team.

You're also thinking that the games will devolve into mindless killing, which will only be a problem if you're a shit DM and into mindless railroading.

Te nature of the rpg should have multiple avenues to solve these problems.


Take Samara/Sadako for example, conventional fire power isn't going to work well

>>51436201
Basically this, now imagine if the chars have magic or psionic potential.

>>51430669
ask her where the fuck charlie sheen and his sweet ass ride are so I can high-five him for getting rid of those little vandal shitfucks

>>51436360
Well yeah but you'd need "ghost cops" if this tends to happen.

All together now.

"MUCKLE DAMRED CULTI 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?"

>>51436596
What's that, friend?

Can we make Alma wade a buddy cop

>>51435133
What's the point? They'll just be met with "lol you die." Might as well extract some enjoyment out of this unfun no-win scenario.

>>51436639
She keeps mistaking slay the baddie with lay the baddie.

>>51436651
You don't have to drink piss, you can spit it out.

>>51436651
>>51436678
I don't know what the problem is, it's nothing a little of the ol' dredd couldn't arrest.

>>51430669
I zuk er dik. xD

I follow standard protocol. Almost certainly die. GG. The fuck else do you think would happen?

>>51436728
Depends on why you can accross the ghost. Unless its the 7 day thing you aren't guaranteed to be killed.

>>51436705
Even Dredd would have a hard time.

>>51434159
>firing live rounds at unarmed targets
dispite media memes that's a bitch for most departments to deal with no?

>>51430669
Smite her In the name of the Emperor, making sure I have a tech priest ready to call in an exterminatus if needed

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I call in the 3 remaining experts on this kind of thing.

>>51436360
Involving trained squads will ensure these monstrosities are actually dead, as no doubt you'd need specific methods to irrevocably destroy them rather than someone saying bullets just took care of it.

>>51436787
I'm sure he'll figure out how to arrest or kill it.
He always does!

Pat her affectionately on the head.

>>51434934
FEAR did not end well for Beckett, to be fair.

One of the things that made me genuinely hate Fettel in the end.

>>51436968
Fettel turned from a son who got pissed at his mothers treatment and how he was a tool to being a power hungry dick in the third game.

>>51434639
tazer clearly

>>51436968
>>51437014
"This WILL kill him."

How are you dealing with the insta-kill gaze?

>>51437065
Shades

>>51436913
She's Cthulhu's daughter.

That's basically an Avatar of Tzeentch you're dealing with.

>>51437082
Ohhhh yyeeeeaahhhh, deal with it.

Nah, that doesn't work at all.

>>51437109
Tzeentch is an actual god. Cthulhu is the high priest of the gods and may be a demigod.

>>51437147
Cthulhu is arguably far more powerful than the Chaos Gods.

The Chaos Gods are made of the thoughts and emotions of beings with souls, but cannot ever be more powerful than the sum of their parts which is an exponentially increasing soul cloud. Eldritch beings are beyond mortals and emotions.

>>51437014
There was no third FEAR game. I don't know what I played, but it certainly wasn't FEAR.

>>51437211
I thought that was what people said about Mass Effect and the third Bethesda installments.

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So I have seven days, right?

I quickly travel to Japan and visit the house haunted by the qt ghost from The Grudge, so she'll kill me instead. At least her victims become ghosts instead of just dying horribly.

>>51437236
Why don't you just copy the tape?

>>51437211
It makes me sad what they turned that game into

>>51434599
Wow. That was really irritating.

>>51437194
You're giving far too much importance to Cthulhu when I think you're actually referencing the Elder Gods of the Mythos. The Great Old Ones aren't actually on par with the gods in the traditional sense.

The chaos gods are sustained by all the thoughts and emotions of all entities, and are the embodiments of the same.

>>51437236
That's a worse fate. You become a mindless ghost, doomed to suffer with her. The reason the little boy yowls like a cat is because his soul is fused with the cat's, and both are just there as extensions of her own misery.

Sadako on the other hand only kills you. She doesn't even want to, she split her personality down the middle with her Hyde self containing all the evil actually just killing in self-defense.

Kayako on the other hand is damned by how karma and death works to inflict her suffering on literally everyone until she succeeded in wiping out all life in Japan other than her sister.

>>51437236
>>51437346
Get her and Sadako involved in a bitch fight to the death.

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>>51437418
They literally made that exact movie last year. It sucked sadly, it was just an over the top "horror" movie capping them for reboots like Jason X was.

But the ad campaign was awesome. TV ads with Kayako and Toshio doing mother/son things like playing in the park, a fake social media site for Sadako going on a date with her boyfriend, and actors dressed as all three throwing and hitting balls before a baseball game on live TV.

http://grapee.jp/en/65073

>>51437109
It is said the Emperor will protect me, nobody would lie about the Emperor so it is thus true that I will be safe

>>51437461
That premise sounds amazing and the movie could have been amazing. Sucks to hear really, it could've been so good.

Also, your image really should've been a gif, dude.

>>51437553
Saved straight off the site as-is.

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Dead... or alive you're coming with me.

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>>51437689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmqa99Ar1Hs

>>51430669
The dead can't hurt you while you disco.

https://youtu.be/CaPcKtLioww

This thread makes me want to run a game where the players are policemen charged with arresting things that are traditionally not arrestable.

You know, killer robots, ghosts, godzillas, shit like that.

Aren't japaneses ghosts vulnerable to salt, or unwilling to cross lines of it, or do I misremenber ?
That would make most of us safe.

>>51438212
They're vulnerable to Japanese school girls if Cabin in the Woods taught me anything.

>>51438404
who isn't

>>51438212
Must be pure salt. Not that table salt shite

>>51438517
What else do they put in table salt?

>>51438427
The chinese.

>>51438580
Bits of table.

>>51437418
>>51437461
no no that just creates a gestalt super ghost in the end
not bound to the tape nor the house

>>51438517
I play Iron Warriors, anon. My salt is the purest.

any tv shows touch on stuff like this? or even movies?

>>51437418
>>51437461
>>51438631
Have it then turn into tender manko loving.

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>>51430669
Light a cigarette up and start smoking. Regulations be damned

>>51437461
It looks like she's hiding behind her hair, here. That's adorable.

>>51430669
As per standard /x/ procedure, start masturbating so that if she may be an evil spirit she will be warded off by my dick.

>>51432206
Five feet? Are you forgetting Tueller Drill? Sven meters or bust!

http://www.policemag.com/channel/weapons/articles/2014/09/revisiting-the-21-foot-rule.aspx

>>51438651
Lewd.

This is a good thread.

>>51436899
That's why you plant a knife on them, DUH, and make sure their prints get on the handle. You probably don't even carry small bags of drugs on you to plant in people's pockets when you pull them over for speeding, do you?

Go back to the police academy and pay attention. This was covered on the first day of "Meeting Arrest Quotas 101".

>>51432206
>farther than 5ft as that is death by stabbing range and remain alert
Unless your gun is already drawn and aimed at them, stabbing range is more like 15ft

>>51436628
If paranormal shit is common then you'd need a section of police force specializing in paranormal shit.
Thus, Ghost Cops.

>>51430669
Wait a minute. Samara is a murderous ghost that follows arbitrarily-specific rules, is invisible to everyone save her victims and cannot be harmed by physical means.

Oh my God. Samara is a Stand.

>>51434931
>You're a dumbass if you don't know the original thing I'm referencing
>Unless the OP didn't know the original thing then you're a dumbass for referencing the original
Another day at /tg/...

>>51430669
Lead her to a haunted house and have her and the resident ghost there fight it out?

>>51430669
Go back to /x/ and post about my interesting day.

>>51430688
There was literally a thread on /x/ a couple days ago with that premise.

>>51436899
Yeah I can tell you're not American....

>>51433683
I know I'm very late, but what country is this anon from that only Inspectors can arrest someone? What do the other police officers do?