>wizard finds a scroll labelled 'I'll Cheer You Up!'
>unrolls it
>cute girl appears
There you go. Best item ever.
>>51409318
Ai is very cute
>my character is a VHE volcel MRA who believes the offspring of vacuous breeders are a blight on society and a drain on resources
>>51409318
I ask my paladin friend is it a tiefling in disguise
>>51410215
He says it is not a tiefling in disguise.It's a succubus.
>>51409360
I don't know what you said but I agree with the last part.
>>51409318
>last thing girl remembers is wizard rolling her up in it.
>She screams and runs away.maybe that's your kink.
Alternatively,
>girl appears from unrolled scroll.
>girl has been in scroll so long she has died.
>Add +1 'dead girl corpse' to your inventory!error, inventory full of dead hookers. Please clear inventory and try again.
>>51410259
VHE: Voluntary Human Extinction
Volcel: Voluntarily Celibate
MRA you should know.
>>51410237
I use bag of infinite space and kidnap it.
>>51410237
Even better.
>>51410290
cont.
>I shake the bag for laughs hear every evil thing I stole scream "EARTHQUAKE".
>>51410281
Remember :extinction starts with you
Neck yourself, mate
>>51410354
Educate yourself
http://www.vhemt.org
>>51409318
>scroll is just a suggestive drawing of a girl someone drew
>nothing magical about it
>literally just a pin-up
>>51410728
I mean, it still works.