Harpies raid your village for breeding stock. Being the degenerate

>>51334867
Fucking kill you, then your degenerate monster waifus, and burn their village to the ground. Deus vult

>>51334867
Find a prospect of sexual enslavement with a better retirement plan

>>51334867
Harpy feathers are worth a lot so I work with other villagers on spiked sticky traps, several men as deadly baits and poisoned corn bits spread around for stupid hungry harpies to eat.

I rather enslave harpies rather than the opposite. If that does not work, killing them for profit will do just fine.

>>51334867
How long until she grows old and barren?
Will I be quick enough to just jump out of the treehouse and kill myself so I don't suffer? On that note, why will her (my) children eat me? If she's old and barren than they should be reasonably well grown and able to fend for themselves.

I go outside anyway

>>51334867
Not do it.

Harpies a shit.

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>>51334867
I'll go hide in the village hunter's house. I can handle a bow, and if he's got his job he's certainly better than me.
We barricade everything and prepare to survive on poultry for a long while.
And maybe get a nice harpy waifu if she survives after one or two arrows.

>>51334867
YES

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>Harpies raid your village for breeding stock. Being the degenerate fa/tg/uy you are, you consider going out to "get captured".
Was close to my last session actually.

Or rather, a drunken cleric wandered into the forest to get some water from a river for his temple, got snatched up by two harpies, and taken back to a cave for the harpy queen to be part of her reverse harem. He really didn't put up much resistance.

Now the party's on a mission from the high priestess of his church to rescue him back, and more than likely, he probably doesn't want to be rescued either.

>>51334943
This. Capture the harpy, clip her wings, and keep her as a breeding pet until she grows old and barren.

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>>51334867
I WILL ONLY BE SATIATED WHEN I BATHE IN HER BLOOD, THE BLOOD OF HER CHILDREN, AND HER ENTIRE RACE!

DEATH TO THE NON HUMANS! DEUS VULT!

>>51334867
Do it anyway, but try to bring the internet. I hope Amazon delivers to Harpy abodes

>>51334889
Paladinfags are subhuman.

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>>51334906

This basically. Fuck getting fed to possibly your own children when age. Harpies aren't that good anyway. Better find myself a Lamia qt.

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Guys
There is a half-monster race in my setting with an offshoot of a half-slime race that used to be part of the main race but magic

Am I magical realming?

>>51334867
If she's old and barren, why would I let her kill me? I just kill her first. Also there's good odds I'd have raised those half-human half-harpy children to be rogue assassins that do my bidding for sweet birdseed.

>>51335945
Does it sexually arouse you?

>>51335945
depends, do they still desolve organic matter in acid?

>>51335945
>half-slime

Are they just gooey people or slimes with skeletons floating in them? How does this even work?

>>51335986
I mean
I'd fuck a slimegirl if I was put into my setting. Living underground would be shitty though

>>51335998
There are acid, fire, ice, and thunder slimes. They can control their element to certain degrees, but a fire-slime is always gonna be a little uncomfortably hot to the touch, acid is always gonna sting a little, and so on

>>51336005
Closer to the latter, although their bones are just densely packed slime and material

>>51334889
This, but not as some stupid paladin fag.

Harpies are monsters who abduct and torture sentients, even eat them.

Kill them because they're monsters and raiding my village.

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>>51334867
Harpies, You say?

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>>51334867
Extort the village for as much money as I can, since I'm a professional monster hunter.

Once the work is done, I hit the nearest brothel to relieve myself of the lust for bird women and move on.

>>51334867
These are Monstergirl Harpies, right? Which means that like all monstergirls they have the main flaw of anything their sexual partner does to them during sex instantly becomes a permanent fetish.

So... You pluck their feathers during sex. Not just a few feathers. A lot.

Plucking is now codified as one of their fetishes.

Basically they get sexually turned on by losing the ability to fly, and being plucked bare so as to be incredibly ugly. It's subjugation and that Shaved-Bald fetish wrapped into one, with a dash of mindbreak thrown in.

Also it's pretty damn cruel.

>>51336159
that small mountain village will probably pay you enough for a night at the inn, if you sleep in the stable.
Not to mention you would have to reach said harpies first.

>>51334906
No joke. In this case, the deus vult fags are correct.

>>51336263
In that case, I just fuck off. Monster huntin' ain't a charity, kiddo.

>>51334867
MY NAME is not important

What is important is what I'm going to do

I just really fucking hate this treehouse, and the harpies feasting on it's carcass

My whole life is just cold, bitter, hatred

And I always wanted harpies to die violently

This is the time of vengeance, and no harpy is worth saving

And I will put as many in the grave as I can

It's time for me to kill

My genocide campaign begins here

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>>51336544

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>tolerating the subhuman
>wanting to fuck subhumans
>reproducing with the subhuman
>wanting to be eaten by the subhuman

I love casus belli allowing for me to indiscriminately kill everything.

>>51334867
...I don't go outside then?

>>51334889
DAYOOS VAULT

EVIL MONSTERS AND MUDSLIMES ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SUPERIOR FRANKISH STEEL BEATEN 1000 TIMES

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>>51335818
>>51336983
>>51337032

>>51337071
Burn in hell daemonness.

>>51337071
REMOVE BIRDBAB remove birdbab

you 're worst harpi.yo are the harpy idiot ,you are the harpy smell

>>51334867
Capture harpy.

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>>51334889
fpbp

Time to vult!

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>>51334867
>Harpies exist
>Implying other monstergirls exist
I leave to find a better waifu.

>>51335861
Great taste, mate.

>>51335857
>>51337032
>>51336070
>Degenerates

Slavery is still slavery even if it's your fetish

Every man is someone's son or husband

If it was women being kidnapped and raped everyone would be up in arms

Deus vult

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>>51336055
>fucking a thunderslime

THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW

>>51334867
Remove bird.

>>51334867
I begin work on some great magic to either fix this fucked up setting's monsters(possibly, well likely via fire), or to get the fuck out of there. I'm not that picky, but fix the monsters, get rid of the monsters, or try another setting are the only valid options.

Can I defend myself if they're trying to kill me to feed to chilluns?

*Herpies

>>51337603
Deus vult indeed my Crusading brethren. When shall we reclaim Constantinople from the Islamic hordes and purge Christendom of all degenerates?

>>51334867

I grab my sling.

We had the same problem in a game with trolls. Or well, troll women specifically since troll men were too big to reproduce with human women. Men and boys kept getting kidnapped, bred, and eaten.

Tough times, in the end we had to just adapt to it and change the social makeup of the town.

>>51334867
Browbeat the DM into letting me invent flak, go to the capital city and sell the gun to the king, then sell him ammo for it. Only one in 1000+ shells fired is a hit, and not every hit is a kill, so that means he's going to need a lot of shells, which means we're going to painstakingly work our way to decent quality steel, cordite and road infrastructure and I'm going to be the fucking doge of industry and marry two of his daughters and one of his girlier sons.

Once in a long while vaguely remember the harpies and the village.

>>51338578
>marry two of the kings daughters
>and one of his girlier sons

i fucking like your style, anon

>>51335857
>Paladinfags
do not confuse templars with paladins my friend
this people >>51335818 are not paladins for they embrace rage rather than virtue

>>51334867
Get myself a net and catch a waifu, instead of letting myself get caught as a husbando.

Alternatively, wait out the assault and then go negotiate with the harpies. Agree to rent them menfolk to pad out their genepool, in exchange for harpy feathers and protection against the other monstergirl raids.

Or just wait for the lamia raid next season.

>>51334867
>get caught
>fertilize
>take the egg and murderhobo out of the nest
>continue adventures while raising bird daughteru to act like respectable humanfolk

>Plead with Templars and Paladins to purge the Abominations.
>They fucking murder everyone.
>Cast Raise dead.
>White necromancer.
>Everyone is Chaotic good.
>Celebrate with Winged Vampire sex.
>Undead Harpy-Vampire Waifu.
>Win jpg.

>>51337071
Kill the thread! Spill it's blood! Kill the thread! Spill it's blood!

>>51334867
For the best chance of getting with a good girl not getting captured. All the ones that get captured means less men in the village. When the citizens action committee goes out one day to kill the harpies raiding party that is a few less men because a few of them will die.

That will improve my chances.

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>>51334867
> Harpies raid your village for breeding stock.

>my village
>breeding stock
Suspension of disbelief: annihilated.

The only thing that has a dick in 40-km radius is me and a bunch of livestock (sheep, horses etc.).
So, I guess I shoot salt out of my shotgun at them for poaching on my territory?

>>51334867
Detain the murderer. Pursue romance with someone less killy; human, harpy or otherwise.

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>Half Goblin Character.
>Litters of Harpies Everywhere.
>They expand deeper into the Bush.
>The Dm says get your mind out of the Gutter.
>They piss off the Druids.
>Forest becomes Infested with horny\hungry harpies.
Someone else continue.

>>51334889
Have you ever been to an actual catholic or orthodox mass? Or any actual service?

>>51334867
My imperial knight is armed with the autocannon with skyfire so im safe

>>51337093
underrated

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>>51334867
>>51334906
I like the cut of your jib, I prefer merfolk anyway

>>51339390
No. They're just /pol/tards.

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>>51339390
>Roleplaying as a elf is fine
>Roleplaying as a fire and brimstone paladin when there are literal monsters is verboten unless you have real faith

Kys

>>51341734
you can, but it still makes you an asshole

>>51334889
Kill all the weeboo degenerates.

>>51341799
Then I guess playing a female character if you're a dude makes you a faggot?

>>51334867
The depressing part is this won't be the most abusive relationship I've ever been in.

>>51334867
>When she grows old and barren, she'll feed you to her children.
Well this is a pretty clear dealbreaker.

>>51341734
That wasn't the joke in the slightest.

>>51341734
>getting this triggered

>>51334889
Deus vult

>>51334906
This
I am all for getting used as breeding stock but i would rather not die at the end of it.

>>51335857
A true Paladin weighs deeds, not race. And in this scenario, any Paladin worth his annoinment oil would be oath-bound to put an end to this situation, by sword or word.

>>51335945
If you don't get your kicks out of it (and be honest with yourself) then you aren't. Most people who are wouldn't stop and ask in the first place.

>>51334867
Here are the sins committed:
>Kidnapping multiple people for extended amounts of time
>Murders (people die during invasions)
>Lots of rape
>Torture
>Murder, again.
Sentence:
>12 Paladins coming to smite evil on your community
>100 angry commoners with commoner weaponry and nets coming to kill your community.
>4 angry sorcerers with Web memorized
>1 angry wizard with the ability to grant the angry Paladins Flight.

1. NEETs don't exist in villages.
2. Villagers, while not trained soldiers, can still defend themselves well enough from flying bird people.
3. If captured, people usually try to escape and/or do as much damage to their captors as possible. Long-term imprisonment is impossible unless the environment allows it.
4.Getting close enough for sex also means you're close enough to bash the feather bitch over the head with a rock while she's distracted by your train in her station.

>>51347794
>3. If captured, people usually try to escape and/or do as much damage to their captors as possible. Long-term imprisonment is impossible unless the environment allows it.
This is what frustrates me about monstergirl settings. Why do people who are captured do NOTHING to escape, the people who aren't captured but want to free those kidnapped also do NOTHING, and the kidnapped people abandon all reason and agree to fuck.

>>51348012
Men can't be raped. They always enjoy it.

I look around for the time machine, because the Harpies went extinct three thousand years ago, when the Dragon-men dropped a God on them.

>>51348177
Women can orgasm while raped. This does not mean they enjoy it nor give permission.
Men can orgasm while raped. This does not mean they enjoy it or give permission.
Dictionary definition of rape.
>unlawful sexual activity and usually sexual intercourse carried out forcibly or under threat of injury against the will usually of a female or with a person who is beneath a certain age or incapable of valid consent because of mental illness, mental deficiency, intoxication, unconciousness, or deception.
The male is under threat of injury if he does not give sex. The male does not consent. The harpy fucks him anyways. The harpy has raped the male.
Ejaculation is not consent.

>>51348012
Well, what do you expect from shit written by sexually repressed, Nip-Nong, Salarymen who've Fried out their brains from ridiculous office hours and are reduced to thinking with their dicks?

>>51348479
>statutory put in the same bag as forceful rape
Because not complying with arbitrary age constrains is as bad as forcing yourself on another person.

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>>51334867
>be homeless
>harpies raid the village
>let one take me to her nest
>wait for her to lay her first clutch
>strangle her immediately while she's vulnerable from the exertion
>free bed, roast bird for dinner, and omelettes for breakfast
Find a flaw.

>>51348591
As somebody working ridiculous office hours I gotta say it's more likely to kill your drive rather than boost it to the turbo mode.
I would say these things are made and most enjoyed by neets with no real obligations and too much time on their hands.

>>51348616
It refers to the legal definition of rape.

>>51348674
The difference is that the "ridiculous office hours" that Japs take are 90% presenteeism. They don't actually get any more work done.

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>>51348654
F L A W L E S S

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>>51334867
Ummmm...
Vore is my fetish.
Buuuuuuuuuut...
Being fed to my own freaky harpy offspring is NOT my fetish
Is there any way to be eaten by the cute harpy girl herself either before or immediately after I "fertilize her eggs" or whatever, because I am down for that.

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>>51348654
Yes, tonight we warm our bones and fill our bellies.

>>51348616
Just because you gave the kid some candy and it said yes doesn't mean it consented, Oliver.

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>>51348941
Try a drider, or maybe a mantis if you can even find one.

>>51334867
Realistically? Stay in my basement and shitpost about the harpies. I value my escapism and entertainment a lot more than getting laid. Never had that strong of a sex drive anyway. Living in a harpy nest sounds stunningly boring, it's literally impossible to be mating all the time, so I'd have to spend most of my time fighting boredom by taking care of a gaggle of birdbrained rape babies. On top of that, harpies in most settings have much shorter lives than humans so I'm fucked on that front too.

Maybe if I was some dirt farming villager I'd think differently, but at that point I'd be so incredibly different that I'd basically just be making up a character to answer the question with, rendering it nearly meaningless.

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>>51334867
>not catching a hapry chick to raise into a PC

>>51335945
If you have to ask if you are Magical Realming, chances are that you are Magical Realming.

>>51334867
Joke's on you, harpies: I'm too depressed and self-hating to feel like I deserve to volunteer.

>>51334867
Open a cafe, teach harpies about cooking, become honorary bird. Cultivate my leg hair to gain the approval of the regulars.

>>51334889
DEUS VULT

>>51334867
subhuman degenerates only deserve death and will be roasted at the stake once the local birdab population has been removed and then handed over to the good colonel for processing.

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>>51336055
>Slimes with skeletons inside
>all of them have visible boners

>>51334867
>>51334867
If we go by DnD characters: roll with it and engine the monster puss for a while, fuck the shit out of everything and anything, get bored and slaughter them all with a combo of magic and sick sword skillz. Basically made Lucius from 40k and play him as what I think he would do in situations

>>51338578
>Only one in 1000 shots is useful

Why would the king want such a wasteful and impractical weapon when spells don't miss and fire balls can air burst?

>Put up large glass wall in front of village
>Sit attractive male villagers behind it out in the open
>Let harpies fly into glass in attempt to capture males
>Acquire unconscious harpies
>Profit

>>51339055
You die as well corpse fucker.

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>>51334867
No, not unless you can sell me on harpies. Aside the feathers they seem like a shit choice of waifu.

>>51334867
>no benis is bagina
To what end?

>>51336932

DEUS VULT

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>They raid
>They enslave
>They torture
>They kill you and feed you to their children

I love monster girls. but this world is in need of some good old fashioned justice. Snipe them with bow and magic, rescue the surviving slaves, and torch the trees.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZvcEW3PbVc

My plan is to use a net launcher and capture a harpy while they raid and force my strange human customs on her! She'll live the rest of her life in an quiet village, have 2.5 children, and when she grows old and barren we'll go to bingo or whatever old people do.

>>51353770
My compliments! That tiny net plan was SUREFIRE!

>>51353972
Mmmhmmm... Yes, the tiny net is a death sentence; it's a net and it's tiny!

>>51353972
>>51353984
Ok, you made me laugh way too damn hard.

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>>51334867
>what do?
Find a couple boxes of 3" turkey magnums and go to 12 gauge town on them.

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>>51341734
>>51339390
>>51334889
>>51334867

How about we convert them? Like our Lord God actually wishes?

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>>51334867
>she will never drag you back to her palace to make little princes and princesses

>>51334867
The answer is obvious. Capture a harpy and use gentle dick induced brain washing to turn her into a loving waifu.

>>51334867
>When she grows old and barren, she'll feed you to her children.
Aren't harpies by default old and barren?
Remember that the expression "old harpy" is used to describe unbearable bitches in their 40s who only gossip and make your life miserable if you ever decide to marry them.

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>>51354824
the expression "old harpy" implies there are young harpies who want your baby batter

>>51354840
I'm afraid that is not true. Remember that no one just says "you're a harpy".
Usually the phrase is said as "you're a wicked old harpy", which implies that the qualities of being wicked and old are inseparable from the state of being a harpy.

>>51354861
>which implies that the qualities of being wicked and old are inseparable from the state of being a harpy.
No, it implies that you need the qualifiers "wicked old" to help define what kind of insult you're using. The proof is in your first sentence:
>Remember that no one just says "you're a harpy".
Because calling someone just a "harpy" isn't an insult.

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>>51354703
You mean converting the infidels by the sword, right?

>>51354878
>Because calling someone just a "harpy" isn't an insult.
Actually, "harpy" is a slang word for "prostitute".

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>>51354884
I'd pay for sex with a harpy.
It's probably not slang in a setting with, you know, actual harpies.

>>51354900
I'd still be wary of dealing with harpies. The negative subtext of the word didn't just appear from nowhere.

>>51339315
We're not here to get you off.

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>>51354883
No, I meant by good deeds and example, and if that is not enough then maybe something more lewd like, good ol' hand-holding

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>>51348012
It is as if it's a fantasy setting.
OH MY.

Don't you have threads to scream at how women are dressed so scantily in /pol/ and /his/?

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Actually guys, you know that og harpies of Greek mythos even if they were not ugly hag; all had the same modus operandi as monkeys - throwing shit at everything, while howling inhumanely. Also man-eating.

So yeah, enjoy your scat. There should be a version of this for harpies.

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51356783
Don't cry there, lil' buddy. There really is no need for you to tear up over this.

>>51350755
Is this Hero Is Dead?

>>51354703
>How about we convert them? Like our Lord God actually wishes?
Like Abhumans in 40k, being sort of second-class citizens but eager to prove their worth for mankind.

>Harpies
WS3 BS3 S2 T2 I3 Ld7 5+
>Wargear
Lasguns
Frag and Krak grenades
Laspistol
>Special rules
Scout
Jetpack unit

>>51335857
>he says, while being a human who's willing to sub
Oh, I am giggling

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Head outside to shoot and loot. Time for some Bunkers and Badasses bitches!

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>>51334867

> Anon is captured because he's too passive to resist
> Ends up playing nursemaid to most of the harpy village because he's good with chicks
> Most of the babs end up enjoying anon's company more than their harpy parents
> Eventually the grown up kids overthrow their mothers and let anon live a happy life
> He dies of old age as beloved patriarch of the village

>>51358368
>...and then the anon's death hallucination ends as a little harpy child bites into his cerebral cortex

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>>51358173
>>Harpies in 40k
Any other monster girl unit ideas?

>>51358385
Centaur-y monstergirls would be like Cavalry units, like those Rough riders, but also equipped with Lasguns and grenades.

Driders would be the very same but also have Carapace armour.

>Rough Riders should be able to buy power weapons and have +1I when charging, like the old Furious Charge.

About Catgirls, those are humans with fluffy ears and huge libidos are they not?

Unicorn girls are a reskin of psykers, the bigger their "warp charge chest reserves" are, the further up in the psyker scale they are. From Wyrd to Sanctioned Primaris

>>51348713
I knew a guy that trained Japanese office workers and he said that the Japanese didn't get shit done, they require a lot of micromanagement because they literally take no initiative and will arrange their desks for 8 hours straight if not given a direct order.

>>51358518
Then give them a direct order.
They're not people, they're just fleshy tools, treat them as such and they'll actually be happy.

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>>51358495
>"warp charge chest reserves"

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>let them catch you
>dominate the harpy nest from inside
>become king of harpies and father all their children
>invade human kingdoms and conquer the world

>>51334867
Fend them of ferociuosly before they take anyone. formulate a plan in which we poison the food supplies they stole and leave them undefended.
The poison will not kill them, but paralyze them.
We'll then take our time to clip their wings and claws.
Wow, now we have captives. Torture them until we get the location of their village. Strategically start fires in a circle around the village, once they have grown large enough, the harpies won'tbe able to simply fly away, due to the upstream winds caused by the fire. Their young die, their home is destroyed, we have slaves.
Next monster race please.

>>51353362
>>51358751
You, me and him, pal.

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>>51347330
Being nonhuman is, as far as I am concerned, an evil action. Assuming that nonhumans are not evil is the same as assuming that serial murderers are not evil.

>>51358965
Serial murderers aren't inherently evil.

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>>51335818
DEATH TO THE EMPRAH'S ENEMIES!

>>51358173
>Lasguns
>Frag and Krak grenades
>Laspistol
I would say giving them shotgun is more appropriate.

>>51358978
Murder is inherently evil.
When done with a writ of a law it's called execution. Or abortion.

>>51359170
But serial murderers aren't inherently evil unless they do absolutely nothing except serial-murder.

>>51348012
Well if you're going by MGE (which this isn't because MGE doesn't have snuff) most all the monstergrils are actually super vanilla and just want someone to spend their life with, so there's no real reason to leave or escape.

>>51359186
>he's not evil, sure he willingly and consciously summoned SuperMegaUltraSatan5000 to ravage half of the world, butcher billions of innocents and reduce it to a shithole composed of hellfire and brimstone, but that's the only evil thing he has done and he's a saint the rest of the time

>>51359170
>Or abortion
Nah that's called self defense. Like shooting a burglar who's taken up residence in my house and is eating all my shit.

>>51359310
True.

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>>51359140
Let them use a Lasgun assault rifle like the normal humans they're trying to act like.
It handles better when flying, ask the Harakoni.

But I think they use shotguns too, so let them be an option for them.

>>51358495
> catgirls

no thanks anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk

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>>51359714
Pff ye man of little faith
>A cat is also fine

>>51353770
I love how most of the animals try to escape but the dog just looks at you like you're being an asshole.

>>51334867
As in this scenario I am not a 15 year old with weeb mastrubatory fantasies I'd form a militia of angry peasant brethren and bring fire and damnation upon the enemy that has plagued our village for so long. Then later we'll burn the bodies to appease the great sun god who gave us this bountiful harvest.

I kind of want to do an RPG centering around the Harpy lovechild of a king going around kidnapping various noblemen and bringing them to a mountaintop fortress.

Tact and subtlety required.

>>51360298
But did the king recognize the child? So, is she a noble herself?
Otherwise it sounds like your regular normie harpy

>>51360447
I would probably do it as a case of the King was holding the child as a secret bastard as she escaped. Although a recognized harpy noble would be fucking hilarious though.

Or something.

>>51334867
First off let's go ahead and use a Vanity's Emptiness as the crux of Harpie's playing power is rapid special summoning. Mind Crush their Channeler, or worst case, just Breakthrough Skill or Effect Veiler. Worst case is you get a Maxx C and just let them do their thing knowing you'll have your revenge next turn. But let's be serious for a second, no one is playing Harpies in this meta, so what's even the worry?

>>51348177
>>51348479
Relevant, full scene is a lot lewder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tgLdbhOn8

>>51348654
Be sure to save one of the eggs to turn into that fucked up chinese egg dish with the half-formed foetus in it.

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>>51354840
>Not calling her a vituperative, calumny-spewing harridan

>>51360203
>not taking them as wives

>>51358173
Maybe 7 PPM? Special rules:
>By The Emperor, Look At The Jubblies On That One!
Conscripts within 12" are subject to +2 LD but -1 BS

Also, make them BS2 but able to jink. Subhuman filth are given subhuman training, but damn are they agile.

>>51358385
Slimeguard: Coming from a planet with an incrediblely high sandstorm level, these humans have evolved to produce a constant stream of thick mucus from their skin, allowing them to trap sand grains and form a resistant 'carapace' to protect them from the harsh winds and maintain heat at night. When offworld, this proves both a boon and inconvenience, as they wear no clothes due to the slime but are able to slip easily from the grasp of combatants

WS 3 BS 3 S3 T3 I3 W1 A1 LD 7 SV-

Equipment: Chainswords and the skin they were born in

Special rule; Sandstalkers: millenia of hunting scarce desert wildlife has allowed these strange humans to blend with their surroundings to an astonishing degree. Any unit consisting of only Slimeguard has the Shrouded special rule.

6 PPM

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>>51361614
>Subhuman filth are given subhuman training
Man up, Drill sergeant!
Teach the sanctioned what it is to be human. If they aren't BS3 (You) make them BS3, you hear me?!
No Jinking either.
Jetpack or Jump Pack training sanctioned.

>>51334867
>Purge
>Burn the corpses
>Get back to life as usual

>>51359681
Dem jetboots are tickling my pickle. Sauce?

>>51359714
...Is Alfabusa British? Had no idea

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>>51358302
Imagine firing this into a forest with even the minimum amount of living things in it.

Maybe that's why there's not much dense plant life on Pandora.

>>51334867
>when she grows old and barren
So, longer than I have left to live?

The sheer amount of poisonous junk in my flesh will kill her the moment she decides to chow down my corpse.

>>51355297
>It is as if it's a fantasy setting.
This excuse is shit and you should feel shit for using it. If you told me the people had a spell cast over them to make them act that way, then your excuse would make sense, but that isn't the case, these are supposedly regular humans. Being fantasy doesn't mean you can just make random shit happen with no explanation, that would be stupid and nonsensical, it just means you can use explanations that wouldn't work in real life.

>>51361964
He's Swedish, but several of his buddies who do VA are brits.

>>51352860
... how do you think harpies work? Do we need to talk to you about the birds and the beegirls?

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>>51339390
Deus Vult in this situation no longer has anything to do with Christianity, it's just a meme. That's like saying you can't post a smug anime face if you haven't seen the anime it's capped from, or saying you can't post a spurdo if you aren't a Finn.

>>51363593
OP specified eggs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLaTBMxmbk

>>51364206
OP specified BIRD eggs. Fish are different, yo. A chicken egg comes out either fertilized or unfertilized.

>>51364206
Bird cloaca.

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>>51337516
No peace talks only action.

>>51358495
>Catgirls in 40k
Murderpresents. That is all.

>>51336055
They're called thunder slimes because they can make that ass clap, right? Or that little jolt will make my masochistic side happy. Unless you're a pussy using literal rubbers

>>51334867
>Capture them
>Use for sexual slavery empire
>Be heralded a hero
>Still not get laid

>>51334889
smdh

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>>51338834
I am no Templar, I am a KNIGHT OF MONTESA! AVE MARIA!

>>51339390
Yes and yes. While a former catholic, I guess you could say I'm a Catholic Atheist (they exist).

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>>51367408
Knights Hospitaller Non nobis Dominae. We've got a holy land to take.

>>51361889
Ship design and the gun looks like they are from Planetside 2.

The game is shit, dont bother.

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>>51334889

Preach it, brethren!

>>51335841
They have drones now, they totally could if there is an address.

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>>51336005
Mostly slime body with a skeleton and probably a brain and other major human organs. I'm not sure if slimes need hearts, or blood for that matter.

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>>51337016
Then this will show up eventually knocking on the door.

What do you think about the modern day Hospitallers being investigated by the pope?

>>51363726
4chan would be a much better place if that was the case, though. Deus Vult is no better than derailing threads with BLAM! or ANGRY MARINES ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME. It got stale after the first year.

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As a proud baker i leave my finest breadcrumbs outside the village. Then once a sufficent amount of harpies have gathered inform the local paladins that they are distracted and ready to be slain.

Holy moly the thread is still going.
I support the DEUS VULT in this thread but everything else?- I thought this would have fallen apart considering how fetishy it was.
Basically felt like "elf slace, wat do?"

>>51355243
HANDHOLDING????
IS THIS TRIPLE HERESY???
GO BACK TO /d/ WHERE YOU BELONG!

>>51334867
I think we should get the bard to sing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByVScmsf9O4

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>>51334889
Are you sure you're qualified for this?

>>51334867
>Fuck the whole flock to death,
>eat the remaining eggs in victory omlette.
> rip off arms and glide down to safety.

>>51339390
Yes, haven't missed a Sunday or a (American) Holy Day since I was five years old. Deus Vult.

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>>51334889

AVE, AVE, AVE MARIA,
AVE, AVE, AVE MARIA~!

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>>51348479
>Dictionary definition of rape.
Except the legal definition in most countries refers to penetration. Even the recent CDC statistics (you know, the one that say 1 in 20 women were raped?) have a separate category for "forced to penetrate". Hence why only 1 in 71 men have ever been raped, even though 1 in 21 have been "forced to penetrate".

According to the CDC and the law, men truly cannot be raped except by other men. The far more prominent female-on-male "rape" doesn't exist in legal terms.

But remember: we live in a rape culture that objectifies women. Rape is treated as worse than murder by the common masses as long as the victim is female and male victims are not only mocked but not even acknowledged by the law and statistic gathering institutions, but this still favors men.

>>51348713
>>51358518
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_hour_worked
Makes sense. The stereotypically lazy French are 6th in productivity, while the stereotypically hardworking Japanese are 21st.

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I capture the harpies, cut off and cauterize their hands, feet, and wings...

Then I seal their genitals with hot wax or molten metal, and use their mutilated forms as scarecrows for the village's farms...

...

These murderous subhumans are undeserving of a quick death...

They will suffer a slow, pleasureless death as compensation for the atrocities they have committed...

>>51334867
Yea
Naw
Fuck that
I'm just going to start shooting and throwing fire bottles and see where that gets me

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FUG THE HARPY

>>51371954
>According to the CDC and the law, men truly cannot be raped except by other men.
there's always a broomstick or something

>>51371954
So rather than display your butthurt, why don't you campaign for parity and equality between the sexes in terms of legal ramifications?

>>51371954
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_hour_worked
Office drone here, been cranking that >value every working day. Country is not even in top 30. I need to move somewhere else. Suggestions?

>>51358495
>Catgirls
Uncanny acrobatic ability, can contort to crawl through very tight spaces, superior sight/hearing, soundles steps, monstergirl strength. Look cute, if you gonna get there.

Hear that sound? That's entire Officio Assassinorum weeping tears of joy.

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>>51339390
Baptized, got Communio, been and still sometimes am an altar boy, got Firmatio, went to church regularly (and still do sometimes) and still remain somewhat loyal (despite my agnosticism) to the One True Apostolic and Catholic Church of Rome.

Now get on my level, faggot.

>>51334889
FPBP

>>51334867
Kill the adults.
Send the kids to pic related.

Please don't be triggered by "Minotaur", Marvel has no editors.

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>>51334889
FPBP
Also, why the fuck would I let myself be taken and killed instead of grabbing one, putting her in a cage and raping her every day?

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>>51375902
derp

>>51351049
I understood this reference. Have a (You)

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>>51375917
>that whole Incredible Hercules run, which I stumbled upon by chance, when friend tried to get me into comics with World War Hulk. It was the best

Also
>tfw no cute, Amazon-asassin, medusa waifu.

>>51334943
Is this a joke based on those nogunz that say to their hasgunz friends that they'll go to their house if there's an apocalypse? Bitch, please. If you can't carry your own weight, you're going to be shot.

>>51335700
>reverse harem
Absolutely degenerate.

>>51334867
By the time she's old i'd be old too, no? Sounds like a long and happy life.

Unless they do external fertilization

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>>51342018
Shots fired, Brother.

>>51374354
Because then feminists call you a misogynist and try to get you fired from your job or kicked out of school.

>>51372561
Careful not to cut yourself.

>>51375917
>"minotaur girl"

>>51334867
> Harpy arrives to pick up prisoner
> getting caught is part of my master plan
> be big guy for her
> too big, in fact
> she doesn't fly so good
> crash waifu with no survivors

>>51348012
For MGQ, the answer is magic. Dude's that climax during monster rape immediately lose the ability to resist. It's brought up early on as the explanation for why ejaculation is an auto-loss.

For MGE, it's due to most of the mosnters actually just being vanillafags that want a husband. You can do worse for a wife than a superbeing that's utterly infatuated with you.

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>>51377666
>not embracing the edge

That's unexpected of you, Satan.

>>51354703
>>51334867
These harpies pillage, kidnap, rape and murder people. If it were just generic male bandits you wouldnt think twice about slaughtering all of them, but no, because they're cute monster girls you give them a pass, even though they're legitimately evil. If they surender themselves they'll get a fair trial but in most fantasy setting they would probably be executed for their crimes. Saying that you would deus vult the shit out of these monsters is the only right answer unless your a fucking degen with no morals.

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>>51377996
I wouldn't deus vult them because by the time I was done learning how to hold a sword/bow/gun they'd have already eaten my entrails.

My fruitless existence would end in a painful, meaningless death, followed by eternal damnation, the same way it was always going to.

You can't fight fate. Not even the Gods can, just ask Odin.

>>51377055
Completely and unabashedly. Harpies aren't exactly known for their modesty or lack of licentiousness, after all.

>>51378192
Well then support the ones who are going to rescue the kidnapped and bring the harpies to justice.

>>51334889
Die you fucking deus vult poster

>>51334867
Thankfully I have sent a crusade of trngu after the flock to let the better race win. They believe harpies to be hybrid abominations, thus the war of fowl begins..

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>>51339390
SSPX master race reporting in

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>>51334867
>become courier because I need a job
>go with a party to sorta escort me to destination
>harpies attack us
>one of them gets captured
>try to fight defensively
>one swoops right past me and could've easily grabbed me
>notice they are ignoring me and trying to abduct the party
>try to fight offensively
>get kicked down
>get back up after cringing like a little pussy
>go to my destination alone
>no other encounters, job completed
>go back home
>hear harpies having an apparently mutual orgy with party in the distance
>go to my house and to bed
>mfw

>>51377785
underrated

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If you're good aligned, you're obligated on moral grounds to kill all inhumans whenever you have the chance. No excuses.

>>51357084
Yep.

>>51334867
>When she grows old and barren, she'll feed you to her children.

This isn't normally how I answer this sort of thread but kill her and burn the treehouse down.

Deus vult.

Remember when "deus vult" was the slogan of actual paladins, before grimderp HFY-crusaders hijacked it? Those were good times.

>>51361964
He's a swede.

>>51334867
>she grows old and barren
Whos to say I wont eat her children first?

>>51380488
I don't and I've been here since 2009

There were always grimderp HFY-crusaders, the difference was that /tg/ used to be lewder so 'REEE NONHUMANS GET OUT' was mostly contained in 40k threads while monstergirl threads were basically /d/-lite

>>51380928
Well... THOSE were good times, then.

>>51380488
How is wanting to persecute actual criminals grimderp? If anything putting these harpies to the sword is what any self respecting paladin would do.

>>51381886
Bringing criminals to justice isn't grimderp, but gleefully describing methods of torture and slaughter that wouldn't look out of place on a board for guro fetishists very much is.

Which is ironic, considering how quick they are to call other people degenerates, but there you are.

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>>51377785

>>51338471
soon

>>51348012
From monster girl descriptions it sounds like they could bench press the entire village worth of men.
What is apathetic peasant 14 going to do about it?

>>51377757
As I said, Marvel has no editors.

>>51383501
Die with dignity? Or if not, face his god after death and be able to say, "Whelp. I tried."

>>51377757
Anon! Did you just assume its gender?

>>51384345
Like a man greater than myself once put it - people that don't live with dignity can't expect to die with it.

>>51384345
>his god
I hope its not that same one who put the monsters there.

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>>51384387
"Oh great and merciful Lord, why did you create the harpies that repeatedly violated me before tearing me limb from limb?"

"I'll give it to you straight, Jonas. If you weren't raped to death by harpies then civilization would never become motivated to create air conditioning."

>>51377034
Just because someone's better at shooting than I am doesn't mean I'm a freeloading shit. It means they're better.
Also,
>implying shooting is literally the only thing you need to survive in an apocalypse

>>51334889

Deus vult.

Who in their right mind would willingly go with monsters who raid and kill your people? Slay them in defense of your village.

If you're disgusting filth, capture one instead.

>>51335857

>OP booty blasted that people called out his 'harpy slave wat do???' thread

>>51372990
Raped and then eaten
Just get a waifu

>>51383501
No amount of strength is going to save one's self from sleep assassination.


>>desu vault anons
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB3H05OhVDI

>all these heretics and apostates
literally why

>>51383501
That fmdoesnt make any sense though, you have to be heavy to be strong, not to mention their hollow bones would just crack under the weight. If anything a Harpy is weaker than a human just by the fact that they have to be prrtty light to fly with those relatively small wings.

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>>51341734
Claudia Moretz looks like THAT!?

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>>51334889
DEUS VULT

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>>51334867
ALLAH! AKBAR! bro no way in hell they gota take me alive

>>51390061
Never get into a fight with a swan, eh?

>>51334867
It's a sacrifice I am willing to make for the sake of my people!
(coughs in bird flu)

>>51336544
>My genocide Campaign
That's the a strange way of spelling crusade

>>51386575
That's why I said "if you can't carry your own weight" instead of "if you can't shoot". Those types have little to no survival skills in the first place. Otherwise, they'd probably own a gun.

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>>51334889
FPBP

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>>51382351
That observable universe tiggers me so hard. We can't see though the galactic plane, so large swathes of the universe are cut off from our perception. Pic related is the actual observable universe, as far as we know

>>51351428
Because spells don't have a tent of the effective range, tend to run out after 30 seconds, and you can't plant wizards all around your city and tell them to stand there until a dragon shows up. Nothing beats flak curtains until I can browbeat the DM into letting me invent a radar-guided SAM.

>>51334867
>Murderous rapist monsters are invading
Kill them all.
What other answer is valid?

>>51334889
Anyone who answers otherwise is a retarded fetishist who can't think straight, or rather lets their dick do the thinking.

>>51339390
Current catholics are kind of bitches though.

>>51371954
In 1950 maybe you fucking retarded weaboo.

>>51371954
Also the french are higher because they have a high GDP while working LESS hours.
You do know that France has weird workhour limits right?

>>51387907
How can they rape me?
If they get gut shot?

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>Harpies raid your village for-

I DONT NEED TO KNOW FUCK ALL ELSE

LETS GO KICK SOME ASS

>>51370096
/tg/ loves fetishy stuff, no matter how often it says it doesn't.

>>51395606
>/tg/