>All adventuring parties in the world name themselves lik

>>51329354
>name themselves like bands do
Which is how, exactly? How do bands name themselves?

You mean people don't do this?

I've been lied to.

>>51329391
Obviously, they go to a band name maker website and randomly generate their band name.

How else can you explain Stone Temple Pilots or Blink 182?

>>51329354

>Adorable Tabby And The Adventurer

Huh.

I really want to plant my face in her boobs.

>Ascending Mortal Of The Captivating Shaker
Pretty sure this is an Abyssal Exalted

>Thug Xenophobe And The Jargon

>>51329354
>North of the Prehistoric

Well, that low-tech barbarian campaign I wanted to run just got its name.

>>51330026
Wait, I found a better one.
>Sponsored Abomination

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>>51329354
>Ripe Room
>Plugged Schoolboy

>>51329924
I can see that as a fighter and bard duo team - The Jargon would be a cool nickname for a smoothtalker

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>>51329354
>Pussy Cataract

>>51329354
>Hated Rescue
You know what, princess? If you hate us that much, the dragon can KEEP you.

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so I rolled all of Berserk

>Likely Retribution

All paladin party?

>>51329431
>not naming your band based on an in-joke amongst the bandmates that nobody would ever get without 10 minutes explaining the context

It's like you don't even want to have FUN while you're in the band.

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>>51331113
Nice, all I got was a poem about life as a sick hobbit.

>>51329354

BLIND GUARDIAN

Wait...

>>51329354
>Red Orgasm.... welp time to go praise Slaanesh I guess.

>Socially Spelunking
Sounds about right.

>Pussy Betrayal

Sums up women.

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Dwarf Gonad

>>51331602
>there are no actual dwarfs in Dwarf Gonad

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>Violated Fidelity

>Sheriff Of The Parking Taint

>>51331113
>Silver Seizure

This is actually the perfect name for a superhero my friend came up with in Mutants and Masterminds, a guy who is essentially unkillable through any means of physical trauma and impervious to mind effects, and can turn incorporeal as well as move very fast. His sole offensive ability is the power to give people seizures through strobe lights and his sole purpose in life is to find and give some guy's wife on twitter seizures every day.

>Pissed Gonorrhea

Okay then.

>Rosewood Nightclub
What, where the younger elves hold secret rave parties, using magitek equipment?
>Rabbit of the Euphoria
I guess I was right then

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>low Int barbarians
>beastmasters
>ineffectual rogues
>lazy necros
>lizard wizard

>Budget Of The Nightmare
Frugal Necromancers

>>51331839
At least no one will ever want to mess with you.

>Slapped Creed And The Scrappy Queer
Group of Nobles-turned-adventurers and your average Bard.

>Access Garlic
One can only guess.

>Meaty Eleven
Large all-martial party.

>Party Diameter And The Terrifying Apex
Few average players with that guy who can't help but minmax to the max.

>>51332189
I imagined Meaty Eleven as Oceans Eleven but all barbarians.

>Beyond Rapture
All divine party in a post apocalyptic setting, lets fucking go

>Scat Intestines
>Dusting Scat
>Muddy Of The Searching
>Scat Bandit
>Scat Update

I wish I could do a campaign about Scat Bandit one can only imagine what it would entail...

I got First Class Clear

>>51332836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

>>51332836
Dickass wizard who lives in the sewers who occasionally shows up to shit all over people literally

Playing With Hammers

>Hidden Moment
>Screaming Smash
>Astro Overcoat
>Reversed Baptist
>Predicament Adapter

Anyone else feel like this is a party of goblin gangsters/crime lords? Like, rather than a group name, the nicknames for each goblin.
Hidden Moment is the party stealth expert, able to disappear in a moment's notice- assuming the only thing around to notice is other entities of goblin-or-less intelligence and perception, anyway.
Screaming Smash is there to break stuff and be intimidating, for a goblin. More just to break stuff and scream. Is apparently really good at it, even for a goblin.
Astro Overcoat stole a badass human-sized coat once and now has worn it to the point of it being blackened rags, but goblins see this as being even more badass and have nicknamed him for it. Is actually just an average goblin.
Reversed Baptist either sounds like a goblin priest, or some kind of goblin who thinks he's an anti-paladin.
Predicament Adapter is the "smart" one who is capable of thinking up plans beyond "steal" or "smash".

>Mundane Capacitor And The Classroom
I don't know why, I love this one.

>>51332692
>a heist movie where every member of the team is the muscle

I need this.

>>51329354

Spitfire Hand

Grind Labor
Valid Transport
Open Mob
Tornado Of The Court
Chromatic Wealth
Compensated Apocalypse
Psychadelic Felon
Jungle Wraith
Divine Decimation
Survey Of Mana
Executioner Acceptance

All of these are wonderful and I want to use them.
>>51332189
>Access Garlic
Vampire hunters.

>>51334299
>>Access Garlic
>Vampire hunters.
That is indeed what I implied, kudos.

>>51329354
>Pulsing Molestation

we might be the baddies

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>>51329354
>Nut Of The Intestinal Tenderloin
>Evil Lumination Of The Bladder Broth
>Frozen Butter And The Fred
>Blazer Curiosity
>Backroom Of The Diminished

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>>51334109
Ask, and be delivered from your thirst.

>>51334812
Just... please don't watch the Americanized version with the terrible dubbing and the Linkin Park soundtrack. The original score is fucking brilliant.