>The princess has been kidnapped >Again If kidnappings

>>51293193
I believe it's called plausible deniability.

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>>51293193
That's what people like you are for.

Because it's tradition.

>The princess has gone mad with power and taken her retainers hostage in the tower.

>>51293193
The princess in KonoSuba *is* trained in self-defense.

>>51293193

Easier to just pay adventurers to handle it for you.

Yes I'm Kazuma.

>The King has been kidnapped
>No we don't need you to save him we got guys we pay especially for that
>Protect the princess here in the castle, she's 14, now temporarily in charge of a kingdom, and in the sights for a shi-hiiiitload of assassination attempts.

>>51293413
What the fuck are the Royal Gaurd doing? What, are they all on vacation or something?!

>>51293344

Kazuma's casual interjections in bullshit speeches just kill me.

>>51293436
>We keep losing the royal guard to assassination attempts
>Here watch
>He picks up an apple, chucks it at princess
>One guard dramatically dives in front of it
>It harmlessly bounces off his plate armor
>He continues his dive, straight out a window
>I have no idea what's causing that, but frankly if we lose any more guards to this bullshit we're screwed.

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>>51293193
One shot, 40 pages. Read it now

>>51293193
Threads like this make me wonder how the kidnapping of the elven and human aristocracies in my game is going to go.....

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>The princess has been kidnapped
>place she was kidnapped is littered with enemy corpses

>>51293193
>The princess has been kidnapped
>By an enemy princess!

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>>51293193
Because when I tried to go full martial I ended up accidentally eating poison chocolate, which I honestly was slightly annoyed by, as being a Creed-level tactician with specialization in maintaining supply lines apparently doesn't give you the same basic awareness of nearby resources as a 1 day class in economic theory.

>>51293436
Probably got slaughtered trying to protect the king

>>51294341
TB is that you?

>>51294309
What a tomboy!

>>51294393
No but he's the one that made me want to use this strategy. It actually worked great after the chocolate thing until I got blown up by a smug wizard of dubious gender.

>>51294336
Great, now we need one of those knight rescuing princess pannels where the Knights finds the two princesses making out

>>51293193
They can, they just prefer to get rescued. If something important comes up before a hero does she can just escape on her own.

They have plenty of guards to defend them, that's why they never get kidnapped by common slavers or deranged weirdos. Its always dragons or dark lords or other "evil" blue bloods.
Yes it is an outrage to let your princess be kidnapped but allowing your guards to fight a member of the aristocracy is obscene.
Its better to just let her be kidnapped, knowing her captor is of good breeding rather than ruffle the feathers of rival families and risk a war.

Of course if her kidnapper is less than polite or mistreats her in some way then you hire some murder hobo's to get her back.

>princess is rescued by another princess

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>>51294427
....Right, I'll be in her bunk.

>>51294559
Is that Eromame?

>>51293193
>Implying everyone isn't already in on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_xbSMK390s&index=7&list=PLOl4b517qn8hpW6NWLXfMGwuHQ5RsV-Yt

>>51293481
Is this a Monty Python reference or something?

>>51294591
No.

>>51293193
Plot twist: the king knows that he's not the princess' real father, and the kidnapping is a nice little ploy to ditch her in a socially acceptable way.

And you and your merry band of adventurers are hired to find her because you're expendable and expected to fail anyway.

>>51293193
Making princes fight dragons is an important part of ensuring that only the strongest can marry princesses and continue the royal line.

>>51293413
Does the party include a bard? Because that sounds like a sure way to get her pregnant, if a bard is present.

>>51294697
Bullshit, we always get our man. We also habitually blackmail the people we work for, so his highness just fucked up.

>>51293193
>princess is the BBEG's crazy ex-girlfriend
>constantly goes to his place & demands things, pretending to be a kidnapped victim to get murder hobos to beat the BBEG when she doesn't get them

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>>51294831
>In America, a man automatically spends a night in jail if his wife accuses him of beating her

>>51294794
"Sire, the commoner bandits we hired to 'rescue' your not-daughter are somehow survived, somehow succeeded, and are now trying to blackmail you."

"Most excellent"

"Sire?"

"It would have been a problem if these vagrants who just brought back my 'daughter' would have been honourable sorts. But lowlife mercenaries who have already proven themselves to be prone to taking advantage of the situation? They are practically presenting me an excuse not to pay them! And who in good standing is going to take the word of 'those treacherous mercenaries who abused the generosity of good King Sebastian IV'?"

>>51295275
So you're saying we should now use the princess to start a rebellion based on our own greed? Perfect adventure hook. Should kill a few sessions.

>>51295373
>band of not even a dozen mercenaries
>a single pampered princess who's oblivious to how the real world works & whom you just told that she's the result of her mother, the queen, being a cheating whore
>the king's barons and knights are being notified that your merry band has insulted the queen's honour by way of malicious rumours about the princess' paternity
>you know how peasant rebellions in feudal societies usually end, right?

Seriously, though: you're right. It really is a great setup for an adventure. And a sociopathic king like Sebastian here would make for a pretty good villain, too. Should be great for higher level parties.

>>51293193
>why don't princesses learn to defend themselves?

men are about 50% stronger than a woman.

The only thing that makes a woman sorta equal to a man is a gun and 89% of women in america don't own guns.

>>51293243
Found my next campaign plot, thanks

>>51295683
>this meme again

>>51293193

War princess that kidnapped another princess...

>>51294845
That's Monopoly, Anon.

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>>51295823
i mean, i guess you can call science a meme.

but don't you have a speech to write, donald?

>>51293193
>Can't handle a staple of the genre

Though to be honest, that one introductory module from, I think the Basic series of old d&d, done a terible job with this.

Premise was:
>Royal familly attends somew festival in bumfucksville
>Princess is kidnaped to some manor/castle
>Everything gets cordoned by royal guard
>Hostage situation ensues
>No breaching in because "muh princess will die"
So what does the king do?
>Of course he offers 50k gp "to anyone who can save the princess"
>ie. our newly generated party of 1st lvl murderhobos
>And the plan is to make them storm the castle anyways

That was the single worst, official introductory adventure I've ever read. But then again it had 3d paper models and shit! so it might not have been that bad.

Anyways any other examples of terrible use of classic cliches?

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>>51293289
She's probably the most competent combatant in the cast so far

I'm surprised more settings don't have the royalty that Eugenic the shit out of their bloodline by marrying every hero that does something great generation over generation to the point their scions are fucking born ubermench

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>Eldest Princess is kidnapped
>The Prince and some of the younger sisters are killed in the process
>Heroes kill the kidnappers and rescue the princess
>Turns out the Eldest Princess was really one of the younger ones in disguise
>She arranged for both her own faked death, the deaths of the real eldest princess, and the heroes to come along and slaughter all the kidnappers
>She's now destined to rule the kingdom and none are the wiser.

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>>51293413
>14
>temporarily in charge of the kingdom
>assassination attempts

Is her mom dead, too?

>>51295951
>Crusader Kings 2: the anime
Though to be fair, to what degree that eugenics would work is dubious. The incompetent Louis XV and passive Louis XVI were direct descendants of the warrior-king Francis I, the impeccable Saint Louis and the legendary Charlemagne

>>51295968
And can she die by failing to study migration patterns of falcons?

>>51295977
It doesn't work that well in real life obviously, because while many traits have some genetic bias, there is a lot of nurture vs. nature there

In a stat based RPG setting with systems that let you inherit high stats or high growth rates/potential though? Yeah if the people in power can find a way to produce babies with max points in everything and enough secret hereditary skills that their character sheet looks like that of a horribly balanced gimmick boss, why wouldn't they?

>>51295823
Man Vs woman
https://youtu.be/16UhryVa0O4?t=1m14s

3 Men Vs woman w/ a gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A804A3WAbB0

>>51295963
>The Princess is part of an Ottoman Empire Expy with equal gender rights to the throne
>As soon as the heroes return her home, she's strangled to death by her younger sister.

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>>51296118
Why were the Ottomans so much more inclined to fratricide than European monarchs? Not saying it never happened in Europe (especially the Byzantines made an artform of it) but the Ottomans took it to a whole 'nother level. Practically every Sultan either killed his brothers or was killed by one.

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>>51295951
Actually, this is the implicit idea in a lot of older D&D - kings and rulers tend to be settled adventurers boasting a whole chunk of character levels - this is partly because this was the expected "end-game" for PCs as well - by 9th level usually characters would start investing dungeon-found treasure into castles, cathedrals, and armies.

Settings like Forgotten Realms featured hosts of very powerful ex-adventurer NPCs who had settled down and now meddle in politics, like Elminister, Khelben Blackstaff, the Cormyrean kings, etc.

There was a big backlash against this in the 3.x era - the idea that "why do all these powerful kings need adventurers if they've got character levels?", and there was the shift again towards making PCs special and the NPCs cannon fodder again.

So this sort of thing really just comes and goes in cycles - and now we see threads like OP's complaining about it all over.

>>51296180
Wasn't that a law against disunity and civil war multiple heirs could cause?

>>51295977
Well, by nature, unless inbreeding is involved, genes have a half-life of one generation (gross oversimplification, but close enough for our purposes), so it would be more like ensuring each generation had good genes regardless of source, rather than preserving good genes from previous generations.

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>>51294309
>isometric stance and thumbs-forward grip

>>51296180
Because while most European monarchies with multiple heirs tended to be at risk of civil war and sometimes territory was even split to land younger princes.

The Ottoman system was set up to make that (or any other) kind of feudal instability nigh impossible. Why do you think the Janissary corps existed? If your armies elite as well as all your viziers, scribes, and military generals are technically slaves owned by the monarch and not landed nobility with their own vested interests there is little chance for them to establish a power base and fuck with their liege the way powerful vassals of western kings sometimes did. A Battle Royal between your kids was also a part of this to make sure only one would be left to inherit and thus the empire would remain whole

>>51293193
>ancient dragon bust through defences, kidnapps princess
>flies off to cave
>turns out to be a true american patriot
>fills her mind with ideas of a free nation and how it would work
>adventurers come in
>kills him
>allaccordingtokeikaku.jpg
>as soon as the princess is set free she leads a peoples rebellion while the dragon watchs from dragon heaven
>the noble blue drake is the countries national animal
>the flag is a blue dragon on a black background

>>51293193
If I ever start playing tabletop RPG's I'm gonna kidnap the princess myself, and maybe even get her to experience a little stockholm syndrome,

>>51296180
It was put in place by the Sultan Mehmet II after his grandfather had to fight a civil war to reunite The Empire.

Ironically it also helped make them a brutal social darwinist meritocracy; those who weren't able to act brutally, swiftly, and with cunning would basically be executed whilst the strongest Sultan would ascend to the Throne. It was later replaced with a system of imprisoning heirs, which unfortunately meant that when they had to get a new Sultan from what was essentially a gilded cage, they had horrible mental illnesses and were unfit to rule.

It also possibly lead to the Ottomans inventing extremely sociopathic terror tactics, which were later passed onto Vlad "The Impaler" when he and his brother spent time as a hostage in their land.

It ALSO makes them great fantasy villains. A brutal, murderous Empire at the borders of "The World" that fights using an elite army of slaves and practices sociopathic policies on a mass scale.

>>51296223
>The king gave a heavy sigh as a handful of nobles squabbling incoherently in the middle of his study. He gave the sword hanging over his fireplace a longing look, he'd probably be out there right now saving his daughter from the people who kidnapped her if it wasn't for the fact that his body had slowed with age and one of his eyes had started going bad. Then, just when he thought the constant squabbling was about to drive him to anger, his butler stepped into the study and cleared his throat. "Sire, there seem to be a band of.... adventurers wish to have an audience with you." The butler clearly had some disdain for the adventurers, but the king was glad for the distraction. As the king stepped into the throne room, he scanned the group and initially wasn't that impressed but when he got to the fourth member he stopped. A flash of memory, long forgotten until just then, of a clearly younger version of him eager to begin his career as an aventurer. As the memory faded, his one good settled on the fourth member of the group, a young man no older than nineteen in barely fitting armor and a second hand blade at his side, almost a mirror of the king himself in his younger days. A small glint in his eye could be seen just for a second before he spoke. "Adventurers, it will please you to know that I have need of your services. For you see my daughter was kidnapped, and I think I can trust her rescue in your hands."

>>51296361
Skip few years
>princess executed, lasting only slightly longer than the rest of the royal family she herself ordered dead
>PCs assuming they supported her are either executed, holding to the seats they acquired in the power struggle, or hidding for life while both ploting against each other and new rulers
>new rulers, that is random ambitious npcs who, like pcs, filled the power vaccum
>acuall situation in tha ex-kingdom, now the Glorious Freedom Republic of Draconia, is indeed very Draconic - no democracy, or freedom whatsoever, and posssibly less than before. Only the death and famine spreads.
>Neighbouring countries invade
>General situation is someyhing beetween the Boplshevik Red Terror, and Robesspieres Republic.

>Dragon in Dragoy Heaven is actualy wondering, if this is what he wanted. And how and why did that whole 'Murrika thing statred again? And Why he was
>A happy looking merchant-angel, makes him another "special" drink from viorgin-blood and soon he forgets all about al this

The End

>>51296361
8/8 was gr8 m8 I'd play someone from that nation

>>51295951
Not a harem, they said.

>>51296354
>The Ottoman system was set up to make that (or any other) kind of feudal instability nigh impossible.

They revolted all the time, murdered a few sultans and were the reason why Ottoman Empire started lagging behind european powers.

>>51293193
It's actually a complicated courtship ritual.

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>>51293193
>>51293193
How about this. Princess is conditioned to be ready for the posibility of being taken hostage.

At all times

>>51296710
Let's take a looksie:
Aqua - bro tier
Megumin - "I wish it could stay like this forever"
Darkness - the only relationship that could theoretically work
Chris/Eris - doesn't like Kazuma romantically
Wiz - doesn't like Kazuma
Iris - Kazuma doesn't like her romantically
Wolbach - is a cat

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>>51296748
>If two men with to court the hand of a noble then they must engage in what is know as the "Kidnapped Princess" courtship ritual.
>During the "Kidnapped Princess" courtship ritual, one suitor gathers up a group of people and stages the kidnapping of the noble. The other suitor must then gather up a group of people to "rescue" the kidnapped person.
>The two groups of people then engage in combat until one of the suitors is slain or admits defeat. The winning suitor then has the sole right to marry the "kidnapped Princess".
>Despite the name of the ritual, the kidnapped person does not necessarily revolve solely around a female noble. In fact, there have been cases of jealous women engaging in the "Kidnapped Princess" ritual to prove who would be the better wife.

>>51296223

I always see this kind of art being posted on /tg/ but I could never find any place with all of it.

>>51296923
>how dare Lady of Malz give my husband a look!
>I'm gonna kidnap he shit out of her

>>51296902
>Darkness - the only relationship that could theoretically work

That's just wrong, He only likes her lewd body but dislikes her shitty personality.

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>>51297027
It's by Jason Thompson, and was done for Wizards

it's scatered through their page. Try googling D&D Walkthrough maps.

>>51296354
>Instability night impossible
>Having slaves who hate your guts for treating them and their family like dogshit and then putting them in charge of managing your country due to their superior skill and intelligence.

Ottomans indulge in drugs too much despite the alcohol ban and it really shows. Either that or the effects of inbreeding.

>>51297079
>>51296902
>What to live in comfort and with very little effort.
>Doesn't romantically like the one girl that would happily give him that.
He really is one of us. xD

>>51293193
Because if she could fight for herself, it would be harder for her parents to boss her around and use her as a political pawn (i.e., "it's not ladylike").

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>>51296867
Mineva is also the person who jumped out of a space plane without a parachute. I very much doubt that Haman included that in her training.
On a side note: Being Riddhe is suffering.

>>51293193
>Not being a king who pays for his own daughters kidnapping as an excuse to go to war with a neighbor city state
>Not having a daughter who was in on it the whole time

>>51296902
>>51297079
>Iris and Darkness
Do they like him, though? That's what a harem is: a bunch (three or more) girls lusting after the male character.

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>>51297787
>Do they like him, though?
Near the end of episode 9 Darkness admits she didn't really mind Scumzuma ordering her around in the bath. Let's not forget that Kazuma ordered an older, inexperienced woman with a hot body and was downright delighted to see Darkness turn up. Also she chose to reveal her real name to him but not the others. Not really enough to call them a couple, but I'd say that out of all the girls she has the best chemistry with Kazuma.

Though in reality, Kazuma probably feels nothing for any of the girls around them because they're all horrible people one way or another. It reminds me of that one manga where the MC is the protagonist of a harem but he's gay so he hates every second of it.

>The Royal family hires dragons to "kidnap" their daughters.
>There hasn't been a adventurer going over in a long time.
>So long that the princess refers to the dragon like a member of her family.
>Dragon annoyed, king worried.

>>51296902
>>51297787
Iris does, or at least tolerates him more than the other prospective heroes.
Darkness wants a dom.
Megumin actually kinda does.
I don't know about Eris, I'm not at the part where her personality shows up.

>the princess is the spunky, adventurous sort
>the princess's new husband ran off into the south and its swamps filled with giant man-eating spiders in pursuit of some godsdamned stew recipe
>king hires the PCs to chase after the man, then discreetly has the dock workers bribed to ignore stowaways
>spunky, adventurous princess sneaks aboard, blissfully unaware that she's acting exactly as her father expected
>PCs don't notice her presence until it's too late to turn back

That was a fun adventure.

>>51293193

Because she has peasants to do things for her.

Why should she learn to defend herself? She's too valuable to be killed. It's better than she learns how to be a model captive, so she can prepare to be returned home and be married off as a political pawn. Eventually Daddy will send adventurers to save her anyway - If she tried by herself, she'd get killed.

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>>51298039
>the princess's new husband ran off into the south and its swamps filled with giant man-eating spiders in pursuit of some godsdamned stew recipe
Of course, a "stew recipe". And if he comes home smelling like women's perfume, it's just the musk of the swamp's ooze.

>>51296361
>>51294427
>>51293243
>>51294309
>>51294336

People who want to be 'subversive' are the worse.

>>51298148

Enough with the monstergirl shit, he's talking about actual spiders like the ones in the Hobbit. Stop thinking with your penis.

>>51298201
>He wouldn't fuck Shelob

>>51297131
>slaves who hate your guts for treating them and their family like dogshit

Except for the fact that most most people taken into the Janissary corps were treated better than most free Ottoman citizens and were incredibly loyal to the Sultunate. Hell most of them who ended up being made military governors of their home province raised their families from dirt poor mud farmers to minor local nobility and funded expensive public works in their hometowns like bridges, public baths, and caravanseris

>>51296733
The major revolts all happened when the Janissary Corps was made hereditary and allowed to marry and hold land, turning them into de facto European style landed nobility. And they immediately started acting like feudal style vassals once they were given the rights. Weird, huh?

>>51297787
>>51297933

Iris flat out wants to marry him, ergo why she lets him keep the ring he stole that was essentially what she should have given to the person she was to marry. And wants him to beat the Demon Lord since the person who does that traditionally gets married into the Royal Family ASAP

Kazuma keeps telling himself shes just his surrogate little sister and he's not a lolicon so never notices

Kidnappings are to princessess what Michelin stars are to restaurants. For example, being kidnapped by a Dragon means that the Princess is highly valuable 3 starred heiress. Being kidnapped by a highwayman means she is the equivalent of a McD in Chernobyl. Kings have been known to bribe dragons and Evil Warlords to kidnap their daughter with the 'ransom' as tax deductible payment.

>>51298365
Something got lost there, the ransom is tax-deductable? For the king, or the dragon/overlord? The dragons and warlords pay taxes?

>>51298211
>Shelob
>not Ungoliant
>not fucking Ungoliant with both hands

>>51296923
>In the case of conflict of interest
>Not a necessary requirement of landed marriage
It's like you want your gentry to be fat prigs or something

>>51298148
Nah, actual spiders. The arachne sisters were two adventures previous.

>>51293193
It's all part of the courtship process. How else is a princess to properly evaluate the valor of a potential husband than by having him rescue her?

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>>51293193
You're right. We should just wait here for the princess to rescue herself and come on back to the castle.

>>51298500
I always feel jelly when I see apartments like these. Somehow, they feel a lot more comfy than regular houses (unless it's a château or something, and even then a luxury apartment has something unique to it).

Maisonettes are even better.

>>51296902
Aqua is not a bro, she is literally the cause of almost everything going wrong and just manages to fix enough by virtue of her stats to make up for it. Regarding Iris, Kazuma has remarked that once she got older if she wanted to marry onii-sama he couldn't say no.

>>51297886
I wouldn't call him delighted. I think Darkness falls into the category of "Would be great if her personality wasn't so screwed up."

>>51298630
Just remember how expensive as fuck that apartment would be IRL, especially with the locations they are in.

>>51298867
>Would be great if her personality wasn't so screwed up.
She's got one of the least screwed up personalities in the series, the only thing screwed up is her fetish.

>>51296087
Man, that guy in the first video really has no idea what he is doing, does he? Props to the girl for her ability to take a hit, though, and to the kid for staying quiet. Smart. At that age, I would've 100% gotten myself killed making a nuisance of myself.

Also, the audio doesn't seem to match up with the video.

That second video, though... are those bullets whizzing past her, and she doesn't even react? Ovaries of steel.

>The royal family is dead!
>Except for the Princess, who now commands the armed forces as a General

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>>51300731
?

>>51293193
Hard to force her into marriage when she can round house kick.

Also makes rape much more annoying when you definatly an heir.

>>51293241
the closest thing latveria has to a princess is valeria richards. even marvel civies aren't dumb enough to try to kidnap her

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>>51298158

>A lady got raped
>Again
If rapes are this common, why don't women learn to defend themselves?

>>51293193
because then there's more risk of the princess getting killed when she tries to overpower a guard or 1v1 the big bad.

>the princess got kidnapped
>the captors weren't looking for her, she just so happened to be escorting the true target

> The princess has been kidnapped
> By her mother, the Queen, who divorced the King and set up shop in the neighboring Queendom
> The Queen actually just received full custody in the divorce

>>51303498
>the queen left and started her own country
>both monarchs declare they have custody of the princess
>both just constantly hire adventurers to kidnap/save the princess from the other one

>>51303498
>> The Queen actually just received full custody in the divorce
>divorce isn't actually a thing for this country
>queen used evil magic from an evil god to manipulate the church
>evil god isn't actually that evil, just ancient and was overthrown by new church and propaganda
>queen actually didn't know this, thought she was super evil
continue subversion until an interesting an nuanced plot arises

>princesses actually made an agreement to get kidnapped to deny royal offspring
>kings forced to dress certain princes as princesses
>royal offspring decrease to zero

>BLOOD AND THUNDER! VICTORY AT SEA!
>untarnished by the hand of women, a couple of men finally give birth
>it's a girl, who proves her manliness after surviving the pit of wolves

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>>51302229
Maybe a dumb marvel civvie might see one of the teacher doombots and give it a go?

>>51304109
Go home Olgaf, you're not funny anymore

>>51293413
>>51293481
I'd read/watch this.

>>51294336
Check out Happily Ever Aftr. The physical copy is real quality, not sure how I feel on the content itself though...

>the dragon was kidnapped by the princess
>the princess is also a dragon
No wait that was Cross Ange

>>51295683
>>51295823
Although that anon is exaggerating slightly, it is true that men possess an average of 40% more upper body strength and 30% more lower body strength, due to their broader frames and naturally higher muscle mass.

That being said, this doesnt account for individual build or lifestyle. I'm pretty sure a professional female MMA fighter could kick the ass of most people in this thread

>>51305923
Yes. People like him also enjoy forgetting that skill and aptitude matters too. Cheating like hell is a viable way to win a confrontation when you are weaker..

>>51305976
>Cheating like hell
>Confrontation
You can only cheat with pre-established rules though. If the only rule is the rule of the jungle, the average woman will only beat the average man if she somehow gets the drop on him, has a weapon or uses the ultimate dirty move: pocket sand

>>51305923
>it is true that men possess an average of 40% more upper body strength and 30% more lower body strength,
The tests to determine this were general weight lifting and grip tests. They have almost no bearing on combat ability, especially in a world where weapons exist.

Start up a high-class boarding school to train princesses up in self-defense.

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>>51306131
Sounds like the set-up of a harem anime. A fancy all-girls battle academy where princesses go to learn self-defense, but because of [various reasons] a boy ends up attending the school. He instantly earns the affection of 3-6 girls conforming to various anime archetypes, who compete over him.

I think a nice reason would be the boy being a poor peasant who can't afford to go to a regular school, so he can attend the non-combat classes of this upper class institution on the condition that he does menial labor during the combat classes and after school hours to cover his tuition fees (things like preparing waterbottles, washing gym clothes, cleaning the classrooms, cooking in the cafeteria et cetera).

I'd not only watch this if it was an anime, I'd buy the Blu-Ray Disks. And I never do that.

>>51306167
Oh boy, time for kickstarter

>>51306167
>putting a boy in an all-girls school
>not just focusing on some male teacher
faggot

>>51293193
Sure, you can teach her to defend herself. But can you teach her to defend herself against things like giant dragons and supervillains and whatnot? Because if so, man, am I impressed.

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>>51306299
>male teacher
That's both illegal and pedophilia, and you know it.

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>>51305731
It was such a fun watch.

>>51306059
>That being said, this doesnt account for individual build or lifestyle. I'm pretty sure a professional female MMA fighter could kick the ass of most people in this thread
Yes, and if you would continue reading, you would see thats whats essentially being stated

jackass

>>51306367
>That's both fun and fun, and you know it.

>>51294845
sauce on that anime?

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>>51306544
You're missing out on a lot of peasant shenanigans though. Things like the tomboy forcing him to help her study for a class she's struggling with, or the oujo-sama (an ojou-sama among even a school full of ojou-sama's) insists that he should feed her because lifting a fork is below a woman of her stature, or the battle fanatic constantly trying to fight him and calling him weak and unworthy (not because she's tsundere, just because she believes her future husband should be strong and brave like her). You can't really have that with a male teacher, except maybe the first one.

Also, older men dating younger girls is my anti-fetish

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>>51306555
>He doesn't know about KonoSuba
Season 1 aired last year, season 2 is currently airing.

>>51306299
There is a male teacher and a female teacher that should CLEARLY be together, and their respective classes try to forge a love connection by social and martial manipulation.

There are, of course, a slew of boys for them to choose from as well, if they want to "slum it" with the local youths, or to for something higher-class with the sons of the instructors or a gaggle of princes visiting from another similar institution.

Of course, they can also fall in love with each other if they have the inclination.

Add on all the social and political drama and the over-the-top fantasy cliches and oh have yourself an anime series.

>>51293193
Because the castle is a gun free zone

>>51306367
Not really, just go the Negima Sensei route. You know that anime, right ? So the teacher doesn't have to be an actual adult, just a child or teenage genius who is the same age of the princesses he's training.
Bonus points for raising self insertability.

>>51297886
Name aside, none of those have anything to do with Kazuma specifically. He's just enough of a scumbag to trigger her fetishes, which just about any asshole can do.

>>51305976

It doesn't matter as much as you'd think. A handful of lads was able to level a professional female team.

It's like those people who say "I know kung fu, it doesn't matter that the other guy is half again my weight and head-and-shoulders above me." It absolutely matters, a lot. There's a reason why 'mixed martial arts' doesn't refer to men vs women fights.

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>>51306589
>season 2 is currently airing.
diff anon
didn't know that, thanks anon

>>51296619
This was a nice read, anon.
Thanks.

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>>51293568
>prison princess
Wow, I didn't know how much I needed a hot blooded princess till now.

>>51306167
Guarantee me a crossdressing arc/episode and/or an Ojou archetype that remains a contender without abandoning the "I will make you mine!" haughty personality and I'd support it.

>>51293193
>The princess has been kidnapped by ninjas!
>Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the princess?

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>>51313221
>The academy, being a prestigious institution attended by almost exclusively royalty and nobility, is often the target of kidnapping attempts that usually fail
>Rumors spread about a highly skilled gang being after one of the most prestigious targets
>The five main girls decide to dress up the MC and overexaggerate this new "girl"'s reputation to the point where he's certain to become a target
>He'll act as bait
>Any protest is cut off by the Oujo-sama, who won't tolerate any backtalk from a mere peasant

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>>51313624
My dick demands that this be funded. Forced petticoating is my fetish.

>>51313654
Forced petticoating is great.
But forced greatcoating is just petti.

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>the princess kidnaps a dragon

>>51306167
It's been done, though, except with rich girls and normal life instead of princesses and self defense.

Much like that premise, it was shit, as it had one boy too many. A common symptom of harem series, it seems.

Not saying make it yuri, but don't force boys either.

>>51293193
>the princess has been kidnapped by another, badderass princess
>are you princesses bad enough princesses to rescue the princess?
Well, I've got MY next campaign.

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>>51313891
>don't force boys
>into a harem series
I for one would love to see a full lesbian harem series.

>>51313624
>Gets kidnapped by bandit/gang leader (woman)
>After being rescued refuses to talk about it
>The harem assumes it's because he didn't like crossdressing, and assures him "don't worry we won't make you do that again"/"but you were pretty, you really shouldn't feel shame about that"/"I'll dress you up if the situation calls for it, stop being a whining peasant."
>It's actually because he has a thing for the "villain" types, if he wasn't convinced his friends were going to rescue him he would have been scared, but in this instance where he was being treated not terribly so they could claim a good ransom, he was oddly okay with it.

At this point it's not even strictly my kinks talking, it's just fixing things that bother me with some harems. "Why make all your female villains sexy if the MC never acknowledges it except as a 'b-b-b-BOOBS!' joke?".

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>>51314026
>"Why make all your female villains sexy if the MC never acknowledges it except as a 'b-b-b-BOOBS!' joke?".
Because it makes her inevitable death harder to swallow

>>51313985
Yuricam.

>>51314118
Tatsumi should have just given into the stockholm syndrome, it only would have taken like what, 3 weeks tops? With Wave, Flamethrower guy, and the good guy general it probably wouldn't have taken too long it to kick in.

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>>51314185
You don't get it, Night Raid are assassins! That means they face their enemies in the open like in every battle shonen and don't do things like stealth, espionage, subversion, manipulation and planting moles!

Seriously, Tatsumi would make a great mole. He'd probably be in the position where anyone who accuses him of working with the enemy would be eliminated by his waifu, making his job practically risk-free (assuming his pelvis doesn't fracture).

>>51314221
I seem to remember that Assassin thing being a plot point, where they specifically gave Tatsumi the jobs that weren't SUPER necessary for stealth.

I don't think he would make a great a mole, personality wise. As a mole, his only information to offer is really about Esdeath's group, and even Esdeath would have had some reservations about that (although probably would just be "yeah, I fed you false information so you'd lead your friends into a trap, now fuck me")

>>51314026
>"I'm supposed to be the hero but my fetish is being kidnapped and dominated by women so my friends keep having to save the world?!"

New LN coming this Summer season!

>>51297079
But that applies to every chick that hovers around him.

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>>51314185
>>51314221

Its over Anons, let Mine enjoy her enormous dragon cock in peace

>>51315626
Wait, he can still have kids despite being a dragon now?

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>>51316036
It's mistranslated. They had one kid. She got knocked up before he turned into a dragon. Pretty sure they only ever fucked once.

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>>51316036

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>>51294341
>Chooses to be an autistic tactician
>Doesn't realize that neglecting everything else in life has consequences

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>>51316258
>He masturbates to Esdeath
It's the little things.

Such a shame I missed this thread.

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>>51293193

>Implying they don't

This is how you know the situation is dangerous, they've managed to break through all of the bodyguards AND subdue the goddamned princess. These guys are serious business.

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>>51319696
>that gif
FUCK YOU

>>51319696
wow really

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>>51319704
>>51320392
Luckily easy to find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG8T_hCJ9J0

>>51314221
>>51315626
>>51316258
Something tells me I should be glad I never got into that series

>>51319696
>adding extra cuts for "more tension"
What is this? Steven Seagal movie?

>>51319483
>>He masturbates to Esdeath
Wait, do you not?