>Players are seated in high-end "massage chairs"

Why though?

>>51292797
Simple Pavlovian training for rewarding desired behavior.

>>51292797

The players belong to a race of highly-evolved Elves from the future. The vibration sensation simulates the innate 'danger-sense' these Elves have.

>his DM doesn't have lobsters

>Put a sybian inside the girl's chair
>She gets captured by orcs
>Make her ahegao as a mean of torture while the rest of the party is trying to rescue her
>Her moans and screams are disruptive and everyone is sweating while rolling dice

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>>51293486
Well, I knew it would happen eventually. I'm just surprised it only took 6 posts.

>>51293486
>>51293513
>Only setting up the girl's chair for rape

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>>51293513
Did you forget where you were or something?

>>51292780
That's how you get comatose players who can't focus for their lives mate. What would be the good side ?

>>51293660
>That's how you get comatose players who can't focus for their lives mate. What would be the good side ?
Are we talking about massage chairs, or laptops at the gaming table?

>>51293542
6 posts are 5 more than you'd expect from fa/tg/uys.

>>51293721
The massage chairs you dunce.

>>51292780
>>51292812
Position the chairs about an acid bath and you're all set.

>>51292797
You know how a video game controller will vibrate when shit blows up on screen?

>>51293529
i like the way you think

But I abhor massage chairs. Can't stand the feeling of them.

I'll sit on one if it's not on. Else I'll stand or walk or something

This feels kinky even though it isn't necessarily

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>>51294727
Hence the bait, anon--the point is to evoke lewdity whilst technically remaining "innocent" oneself in the thread's OP.

>>51292780
As a person with back problems, that sounds amazing.

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A thread died so you could post this

Now you have to live with yourself

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>>51292780
Why the fuck did you put massage chairs in quotes?

>>51296079
It was weak enough to be on page 11, it deserved to die

>>51293529
>setting up the players
>not the DM
Just have clickers that players can press. 2/3rds majority massage starts. 3/3rds full on rubber-rocket ride.

>>51296079
>a thread at the bottom of page 11 that wasn't visible in the catalog

I miss quest threads on /tg/ too, but come on

>>51292780
>And /wst/ got banned from /tg/...

>>51296141
I suppose it's kind of like "Body massager".

>>51297295
And none of those anons left

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>>51292780
>>51292797
They're playing as astronauts.

>>51294817
This.
You post something technically SFW like cropped furry porn and throw a fit when some pervert recognizes it. It's like Roll20.

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>>51301287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbVt74ueD2I

>>51293486
>GM goes to take a piss
>Girl wants to sit next to someone in particular, swaps seat with another player
>GM doesn't notice
>GM begins capture scene
>GM is confused when the girl doesn't react while the other player is gasping and breathing heavy

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>>51292780
>"massage chairs"

>>51296079
Well, this is what you get for getting rid of quests. You freed up that space for this. It's obviously what you want, so why keep on complaining about it.

>>51303898
There is a whole quest board.