>Adventurers in the woods >See the following In all seriousness,

>>51275721
>what is the last thing they should do?
Adventure in the woods.

>>51275721
Fail to say "hi"; maybe there's a quest. Failing that: If it's really just a girl I'll add to these woods tonight if you catch my drift; if there's then more to it I can always behead her after lewds.

>>51275721
She's probably wearing a short dress that we can't see in this photo. You see, it's a warm sunny day, that's why she's hanging the clothes.

But dressed or not she's probably not very happy that some random dudes invaded her courtyard. "We were adventuring in the woods" is not a valid excuse, woods don't have fences.

>>51275721
I don't know but I'll get out of her property before she call the Kingdom's cops on me

>>51275721
Roll to seduce before getting GM approval to roll.

>>51275894
Who doesn't wear shoes in the woods?

Looks like a hobbit to me.

>>51275960
>he doesn't know about mimics

>>51276063
I feel like you completely misinterpreted that post. Why don't you explain what you mean?

>>51275721
Not rape and murder her.

>>51275721

Roll for the amount of consent she gives me before the rape begins.

>>51276089

>explain what you mean?

>he REALLY doesn't know about mimics

>>51276182
So you didn't get that it was referring to the bad habit many players have of rolling before getting the OK from the GM to pick up the dice?

I realize that you're popping a babyboner over pretending to be a smug anime girl, so this is probably going to be the end of the interaction.

>>51276237

That delicious butthurt.

>>51275721
Quoth my Warlock "Fireball."

>>51275721

"BY THE DIVINES, SHE HAS NO HEAD! RUN!"

>>51275721
>last thing they should do?
Make contact with her. It is obviously a barbarian who will go into a rage if anyone learns she enjoys cute summer dresses.