>your journey ahead will be filled with danger, so we prepared

>>51227047

nigga I ain't riding that shitbird

>>51227047
Sweet. None of that flapping business, all gliding all the time. And I don't even need to feed it!
Very pragmatic, OP, 9/10.

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I think I am fine.

>>51227427
that butt is fine though..

>>51227047
One word. Awesome.

>>51227497
I am on /tg/ soooo, do you mean the womans butt or...?

>>51227570

Don't be a faggot. I meant the giant raptor butt obviously, fuck.

>>51227047
Fuck you GM! I ain't dealing with no magical realm bullshit!

I cast Discern Location to find the location of the asshole we're trying to find, then cast Greater Teleport to show up there.

>>51227062
>acute vision
>largest olfactory system of all birds, can smell a corpse only a few hours old or find a dead rat hidden under something
>helps the environment

Shit taste.

>>51227716
Good thing we're not playing a shitty game that has those "spells."

>>51227047
>go on murderhobo adventures with giant vulture-bro
>never get held accountable for your crimes because he eats the corpses before the investigators arrive

>>51227937
Well, if you'd let us see our character sheets, let alone tell us what system we're playing, I might be willing to play along.

You fucking cunt shit of a GM, fucking wanker.

>>51227047
Yeah, pretty fucking badass.

I wonder what sort of culture would domesticate such creatures? I imagine the vulture may be representative of their values: resourcefulness, efficiency, utility over flare. Maybe they live on rocky cliffs built into stone.

>>51227716
>not teleporting a sample object first to check for protection
Come on. Now the goons will have to scoop you out of the walls. Like they don't have hard enough jobs already.

>>51227427
Something bothers me about that raptor's neck.

>>51227694
Patrician taste Anon, would pump that Raptor's Cloaca all night.

>>51227047
I love it

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>>51227570

>>51232396

It's because it sticks out of the bottom, instead of the back.

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>>51227749
My nigga

Is this also your favorite bird?

>>51235674
Daily reminder that dinosaurs didn't go extinct.

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>>51235674
Not the anon you're replying to, but it is mine.

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>>51227047
My current character has an inherent dislike for mounts of all kind.

A situation would have to be very urgent or desperate for him to enter even a carriage.

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>not adventuring on a plane with your bros

>>51227749
>>51235674

>>Is presently riding a giant mechanical Vulture in 5E with the Artificer with great success

>>51236143
We aren't going to go along in such a confined space. It'll get painful real fast.

>>51236143
>implying you get to bring friends

>>51236143
They are not my bros.

>>51235893
>Hyena vulture gryphon

My want can barely be contained.

Although
>Spotted, not striped hyena

>>51235674
YES IT IS

>>51227047
>Aztecs saw vultures as the kings of birds, purifying spirits who ran messages between mortals and the gods
So we're an mesoamerican game?
Cool

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>>51235674
I studied Ornithology and am working my way to illustrate such books. I liked it before it was cool(my neopets username in 2002 was ossifrage) but now I don't really care because I got sick of seeing them and the same bearded vulture colored raptors everywhere. Autistic, I know.

But they were never my true favorite. Turkey vultures are, actually. Then comes barn owls stemming from encountering one when I was a kid and being completely horrified, yellow headed vultures, cormorants, chickens, condors, fairy wrens, bullfinches, chickadees and blue throated macaws. Bearded vultures are cool though.

>>51236143
>cia "operators"
kek

>>51241732
Turkey vultures are pretty sick.

Fun fact - every year, hundreds of vultures congregate at Gettysburgh in July, right around the week of the battle of Gettysburgh, one of the bloodiest battles in American history.

>>51242226
That's both radical and bone-chilling.

>>51242226
Rad.
Growing up we had a gigantic dead tree behind my house that a flock of 60+ turkey vultures roosted in. Sadly it came down in a hurricane.

And one time I dragged a roadkill deer out of the road and on to a neighbors lawn because it was huge, I didn't want a car to hit it again or more animals get hit trying to eat it and the next day their house was swarmed with vultures tearing it apart. I saw a woman looking out her window and her expression was priceless.
Didn't do it to be a dick but it was too mutilated to harvest and that town doesn't pick up roadkill.