Why aren't children immune to sex spells from books like

>>51220090
'children' in D&D is under 15 for humans and their nonhuman equivalents. Sexual maturity often happens before that and sexual curiosity long before, so it's a grey area. As always, the DM has final say.

Because that would make people have to include anti pedo shit for everything in those books.

Better to just allow the dms to police his fuck head players.

Though on another tangent, power word orgasm is the best fucking spell ever.

>>51220137
>Guy tries to pull out
>NotOnMyWatch.jpg
>Say something so filthy that a nearby fertility idol explodes in shock
>Comes with the force of a thousand suns
>Now he has to take responsibility

>>51220090
Why do you ask shitty questions.

>>51220278
Because it's fun

>>51220090
My first sexual experience was at the age of 10, with a pair of eight year old girls who instigated it. They had already been experimenting with each other for some time.

Also magic

>>51220090
Because your GM isn't Bethesda

>>51220090
why should they ?

>>51220090
Because sometimes you want to cast power word: orgasm in a preschool full of toddlers.

>>51220137
There's a few surprisingly useful spells to be found. Off the top of my head, I remember one that strips someone naked instantly and one that lets bards hide basically anywhere so long as they make an attempt, like putting a lampshade on their head.

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>>51221570
what the fuck? this is the weirdest thing I've read on /tg/ in a while, and that includes the rest of this thread

>>51220090
Why do sex spells work on asexuals?

>>51221570
Let the nukes fly. There is nothing worth salvaging at this point.

>>51222140
because they're still biologically capable even with no desire to do so

>>51220090
Because they figured that sane players would have absolutely no reason to try that.

>>51220090
>Why aren't children immune to damage spells from books like PHB?

>>51222202
Why are internet people so fucking melodramatic

W-what..

/tg/, just please stop pointing out shit like this. You'll breed an entirely new level of pigfuckers.

>>51221570
>not older girls
Shit taste

>>51222828
Would it make you feel better if I told you that I also got detention in kindergarten a lot for trying to kiss the eighth grade girls? I still remember having to sit on the bench in the hallway instead of getting playtime.

>>51222790
Are you joking? This shit has been around since before the goddamn nazi-mod.

The whole "it's all /wst/'s fault" was pure bullshit.

>>51222552
>elder scrolls systems

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>>51220137
>be petite demure cleric
>getting bullied lewdly by warriors and barbarians all the time
>surely there is something in the tomes that will help me deal with it
>acquire Power Word: Geld
>tfw

>>51223292
So wat, it will not stop them. At worst, they will make you use on yourself while healing theirs.

>>51221790
You have a strange idea of what constitutes "weird". Kids exploring is pretty common.

>>51223371
If I has their Healer, I'd NEVER reverse it. They would have to kill me first. Fuck bullies and in particular, fuck those suicidal mongoliods that bully their fucking healer.

>>51223695
Well, then hope you like the afterlife, because their finished crucifying you, they're off to find someone to reverse the damage and replace you. Better role-up an new character.

>>51223695
Sounds like an issue you should address out of character, man.

>>51223757
Cool. I roll up an assassin and backstab their characters during my watch.

>>51223695
Healer bully is not inherently wrong.
As long as you agree on the safeword beforehand.

What are these lewl books? Right now one of my games is a lighthearted campaign that I could probably cash in these spells for some laughs.

>>51223904
then the players collectively kick your ass

bullying never ceases

>>51223904
>metagaming
Then you get kicked from the group.

>>51224148
>>51224262
I come back with a gun and pull a miniature Orlando Night Club.

>>51224262
>>51224148
Then he goes columbine on their asses, gets jailed for life but they're dead. TPK.

>>51224289
>>51224294
>it was a hologram

pshh nothin personnel healer

>>51224339
Holograms can't physically interact with matter. How can you bully without physical interactions?

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>>51224611
>How can you bully without physical interactions?
Now that is a question.

>>51224294
>>51224289
Then Their Players roll up new Characters and start a new campaign without you

>>51221790
You're new here, or have a different definition of "weird" than me.

Are you aware of the dick-biter horse, the deer molester, the tile lover, the tribe that smokes their dead, the UTV stalker or the guy which masturbates his cat?

>>51225921
>>51221790
Oh, I forgot the dolphin fucking a fish head.

>>51220090
It don't really make sense to have everyone before puberty being immune to all "sex" spells.
Not better than all children being magically unkillable or something, it's immersion breaking censure.