hey /tg/ what warhammer 40k race do I pick? based entirely on

>eldar noirs

>>51218393
i lmao'd at that too dw

>>51218384
>IG are cannon fodder
>eldars are space elven sissy faggots
>nids are ayyliens but without any of the Gigerish sex appeal
>Chaos are wannabe edgy tryhards
>necrons are ancient KANGS
>sororitas are dangerously moe
>tau are weeb fascist communists
>dark eldar are just eldars but with more BDSM and pinheads
>orks are mushrooms

Spess mehreens it is

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>>51218419
the main reason i like space marines is being able to call everybody a heretic

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>>51218442
Sisters of Battle even more so.

>>51218384
>2017 AD
>40k

I wish imperial guard had good models

>>51218384
pick ig and enjoy getting killed by everyone!
>>51218716
fw produces lovely models, or you can just kitbash cadians

>>51218744
you meant orks/SoB

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>>51218384
My son let me show you the truth.:
Chaos Undivided is more than a pantheon a philosophy, it is the Eightfold Path, it is the primordial truth behind the curtain and the sin of knowledge, the revelation and the secret, it is many things but not a religion as we understand it. Chaos is freedom, ambition, power and glory, it is damnation but also reward, it is the moment when you break your chains, when you dispose of your humanity and when you embrace something so unfathomable that dives you insane but also ecstatic with the knowledge that your destiny is in your OWN hands.

When a enlightened exults For Chaos! across the din of the battlefield he evokes this truth, he utters in words what his eye have seen and what his soul has felt when he opened his mind to the truth for the first time. When marching under the banner of Chaos Undivided one marine does not favor an exalted power in particular way, neither he favors them all, but he is the herald of the truth, the truth of which destiny lies beyond the skein, the truth that follows death, the truth that power and ambition are rewarded, the truth where you as an individual can become a literal god, an immortal, a being of such utter power only if you will it, only if you dare it.

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>>51218825
Chaos Undivided is not a religion, it is a philosophy, a philosophy of the self interest, of tangible power and the shattering dread of the ultimate truth. This philosophy teaches a human that if he is ambitious enough he would be rewarded, it teaches him that if he kills with the name of the Ture Gods on his lips he would catch their eye and receive their boon, it teaches him that one day he can become a demigod, a mortal no more, and all this if he only wills it and dares it.

It is also the philosophy of the metaphysical, where reality and dogma shatter, a philosophy that teaches its followers that the laws of physic do not exist, that any laws are artificial, that dogma and ad a closed mind lead your soul to be shattered by the dreaded dream predators. Chaos Undivided is a philosophy that teaches you that you have a soul, teaches you that with your dreams you shape the universe and it teaches you that nothing is impossible, everything can be done if only one dreams it.

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>>51218847
That is why a warrior of chaos bears proudly the Star of the Primordial Truth even if he pledged his allegiance to only a variant of this philosophy, perhaps to Nurgle's teachings, it is because once you pass over the skein of reality and you see the vast landscapes of infinite possibilities nothing can ever be the same and everything becomes possible, all that is required is a simple dream.

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>>51218825
>>51218847
>>51218871
Also Chaos Undivided doesn't exist as a concept in the Warp because the Dark Master killed it

>>51218384
Eldar Corsairs

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>>51218384
Necrons.
Get some greenstuff and model pirate hats and bandanas on them.
Give your Lord a robot parrot.
If you have the dosh, get the FW landship and use it as a Ghostarc.

>>51218419
>tau are weeb fascist commies
as if that is a bad thing

>>51218914
Fuck that shit. Let me play my dudes as chaos hindu.

>>51219111

those trips prove nothing

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>>51218419
>dangerously moe
>dangerously

Orks are the only fun faction in the game, everyone else is too busy writing poetry and crying and listening to my chemical romance.

>>51218384
Necrons or Dark Eldar as these have the least autistic fan base

>>51218442
play imperial guard then. commissars call everyone and everything a heretic, and if they're wrong nobody will say anything anyway

>>51219662
so why don't the imperial guard use ork meat for rations then? that sounds delicious

>>51218384
Orkses are never beaten in battle, mate.

>>51218384
Orks or Spess Elves.

>>51219713
I have seen the MOST autistic players play Necron in my experience. I haven't seen any Dark Eldar players so this seems accurate.

>>51220255
This. Necrons and Tau attract the biggest autists from my experience.

>>51220365
I would have said chaos and space marines attract the biggest autists from my experience. Imperial Guard get an honourable mention too.

Dark eldar players are definitely the least autistic. Depraved maybe.

>>51220379
well that's why you cook the ork first. so the spores die. that's why they burn battlegrounds after fighting orks isn't it?

Genestealer cults so you can be space ISIS.

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>>51218384
Run Inquisition. Acquire harem, burn heretics, call in Space Marine or Guard allies every now and then. Also you've got some cool as fuck Gothic gear.

>>51218384
Dark Eldar because what's more important then GOING FAST

>>51220379
Getting a bit out of topic, there is no biological purpose in any form of life apart of grow and multiply. There are tactics to get that done, like what you said, but it isn´t the fungi´s purpose.
I´m sorry, but this is one of the few things that trigger my autism.

>>51218384
Sisters of Battle, naturally.

>>51220527
This.

>>51218384
Play Skitarii, they are a bitch to make and play but you will love the Hipster feeling you get from playing guys with no HQs.

>>51220514
Dark Eldar because what's more important then sexy bondage

>>51218393
>tfw no dark eldar noir detective comic set in the streets of low commoragh.

>>51220984
Damn that sounds pretty comfy.

>>51220984
write/drawfags. get on this

>>51218384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J95iT97ybOc

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>>51218658
>2017 AD
>hating 40k
>join thread to let us know you hate 40k
ur lyf must be going really well senpai

>>51220951
Also, shoot almost as much as orks/IG, but with a great BS

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>>51219111

>>51218914
Fuck off, ADB.

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>>51218384
Now listen 'ere ya git, orks are the only way. Sure we don't hide behind cover or amour like umies, or dodge like pansies but we iz da stompiest!
Uz orks do two tings: fightin and winnen. We'ze shootier and choppier than all da other gits.
If youze a mekboy den you can build what you'ze want, nobody can say what you build't ain't orky, and if they do, SMASH EM.

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>>51218384
Play Dark Eldar so you can rape the sisters after every battle.

>hey /tg/ what warhammer 40k race do I pick?
humans XD

>>51222223
>Listening to Tabletop Minions

KEK.

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>>51218384
>Not picking being an immortal elf
>Not saying "screw you" to the paths and becoming a space backpacker
>Not choosing to join a succession of rogue trader entourages, who want you because you're an exotic alien that shows how edgy and rogue-tradery they are, and using them to travel the galaxy as a space tourist.

Just don't lose your spirit stone.

>>51223561
I don't agree with all of his opinions in most videos either, but he makes some good points in this video.
And this questions is asked in almost every single general thread.

>>51218384

Space Marines, Eldar, or Tau unless you want to be disappointed in some way.

>>51223561

I know I shouldn't but I still do for some reason. I think it's because of the production quality and his voice. Like, every time I listen to one of his videos I either go "I already knew that" or "You're dumb, Uncle Atom!".

>>51218384
The midget ork

>>51218384
Whichever aesthetic you think is coolest.

>>51223441
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