I'm fucked. My GM is running a slasher movie-esque campaign

Making peace with your god sounds good.

kick him in the balls

>>51214795
What've you got in your pockets?

>>51214795
>Notably prideful
Ask to see his face before you die, to know who pulled off this whole slaughter so horrifyingly well. Then shoot him in the face.

>>51214795

time to die

>>51214852
Only my wallet and cigarettes.
>>51214866
That's reasonable, but I feel like I'd get dicked out of that too fast. GM hates anticlimaxes.

>>51214795
Sounds like your best bet is to play on his pride.

"You really feel like a big man with that big fucking knife, don't you? Ohh, so badass, you can cut up a bunch of girls and that makes you so fucking hardcore."

Then spread out your arms.

"Fucking come at me bro. I bet you're just dying to penetrate me with that big, overcompensating knife and show me what a powerful man you are."

>>51214906
Any way to light your cigarettes?

>>51214934
This, actually. Also works nicely as a middle finger to the GM.

>>51214934
When he stabs you say "harder daddy."

>>51214956
No. Lighter is in the house. We used it to make molotovs, which fucked our nerd up something fierce.

I'm pretty sure the GM wants me to die so we can reroll police investigators. That would be alright, but I still want to see what I can get away with.

>>51214795
Has your character had sex or done drugs?
If yes, you should die, probably while trying to go for gun.
If character is pure, you could try running away. Symbolic throwing away the cigarettes would help too.

"I don't want to die a virgin!"

Going by horror movie logic, your character must be a virgin to make it that far.

>>51215005
What if the murderer is her father?

>>51215149
;)

>>51214906
Ask him whether or not you're entitled to a last cigarette. Ask him if he has a light. When he's distracted, dive for the gun.

>>51215102
Strong christian who's turned to smoking after the death of her mother. I know, very original. We're assuming she's a virgin.

>>51215315
I don't know. Is she underage?
Smoking is kinda borderline thing, but might be the kind of thing that leaves her last, but still dead.

>>51214795

SHOW HIM YOUR TITS

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What kind of material is the driveway? Where are you in relation to the yard itself? Has it rained recently?

What I'm getting at is pocket sand. Distract the killer, go for the gun. Nutshot/cunt punt might not be a bad idea, either going for the gun or coming back for the kill.

>>51214795
Ask him to leave you alive so you can spread the word of his crimes. if he kills you there is nobody to tell the world how he killed your companions.

>>51214795
>game literally at the end point, the climax, the ultimate moment of tension
>the group decides to quit the session instead, removing all the built up suspense and investment that most players surely had

What did they mean by this?

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Beat him to death with your fists, then go and hunt more slashers.

>>51214795

have you tried revealing your one angel wing and raising into the air?

>>51216821
ESTUANS INTERIUS

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>>51216819

>>51214795
"Ah... Fuck... I guess this is it, huh?"

>>51216953

He should have helped kill that hippie

>>51214795
>"Say you kill me. Then what?"
You know that motherfucker's gonna give a college fucking course on his motivations.

>>51214795
Probably already too late, but here you go:

http://m.wikihow.com/Defend-Against-a-Knife-Attack

By the by, if there's no win condition here, no chance of victory at all, well... I suggest congratulating your GM on a game well played, and offering to shake his hand. If he takes the offer, use the outside of your foot to rake down his shinbone. Because fuck that guy.

Fake a heart attack from fear when he comes at you. Then play dead until he walks away

>>51214795
You have to choose to make a heroic sacrifice, an action performed full well knowing your character will die but you'll take the killer down with you.

If you choose to run the cycle will never end, you have a responsibility to end it here and now.

>>51219083
For real though, tell him you wait to pull the trigger until the killer is right on top of you and driving the knife in.

"You're going out with me motherfucker."

>>51216771
play-by-post maybe

>>51214795
Scream "You will never kill me" and off yourself with the shotgun.

>>51214795
Alahu Akbar him!

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>>51214795
There is only one answer...

>Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>The Hills have Eyes
>Nightmare on Elm Street
>Sister Act

Like the ending to all these horror films, the main protagonist must relinquish all their fears and finally take a stand against the evil antagonist, usually after a short, somber one liner from the moment the protagonist looks up from the ground in a moment of inspiring defiance a la "You killed my friends".

After two and a half minutes of a harrowing struggle for life and death, just as the villain is about to kill our heroine, the police shall arrive, doing that thing where their floodlights activate, showering the two characters in an intense, white light, with the villain's arm raised up, ready to plunge the knife into the heroine's supple, heaving chest. The police unload their weapons, killing him, and leaving the heroine unscathed, before unmasking the villain, revealing him to be X/Y/Z.

Something spooky happens that might entitle a sequel, and bam, roll credits.